#he’s my passenger princess

[miragiri-haruto]

Finished my fan art for Paul my bbg 😩❤️ first post on my new tumblr page for my artwork too 🎉

#the lost boys #thelostboys #paul lost boys #lost boys #lost boys fanart #80s #80s vampires #i’m a simp #he’s so silly #hes so babygirl #hes so pretty #i love this idiot #he’s my pookie #he’s my passenger princess #I drive him to get snacks #loml <3 #I want to nom on him #illustration #fanart

[astrophilip]

dan doing 99.9% of the legwork in poppy playtime except for when there are actions he knows phil would be excited to do. then he asks/tells phil to take the controls. bye ❤️💥🔫⚰️

TRANSCRIPT.

Phil: Ooh! I like this. Dan: Fuck yeah. Dan: Do you wanna do it? Phil: I wanna do it! Phil: Yes! Dan: Had a ramp and everything. Phil: That was amazing. Dan: Fuck yeah.

Dan: Oh, you wanna do that, come on. Phil: Okay, here we go. Phil: We have light! Dan: Unlimited power. Phil: It's back. (laughs)

#phil may be a passenger princess but he gets treated like a queen 👑 #i didn't see anyone talking about this!!! which was wild bc it was all i could think about lmao #dnp #dan and phil #dapg #dapgames #dnpgames #danandphilgames #dan and phil games #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #my videos

[drewstarkeyslut]

i want to be his passenger princess 🥺

#drew starkey ♡ #daily dose of drew starkey #my man #loml #passenger princess views #he is so boyfriend #this man is so fine

[mysicklove]

pissed off new boy pet bc i called him my little girlfriend after i paid for movie tickets n i have to pick him up for our date tn

#🔪 - mello talks too much #his car is in the shop but me being me #said ”aw i’ll pick u up as long as u wear a cute little dress so u can be my passenger princess” #he has not responded #LNAOAAO #BUT THATS FUNNY CMONNN #hurting his pride 😓 #BUT I ALSO SPENT $40 ON OUR TICKETS HE SHOULD HE GIVING ME A BJ AT THIS POINT

[spiderversegf]

How long have you been married and how did you know it was the right person 😔

i’ll try to not make this an essay. we just celebrated four years together, three married, on halloween! i’ll say i knew pretty quickly. i think within three conversations i was thinking “this is someone i’m going to love very very much.” i’ve never been very good at being. normal sjdksjsj so i’m pretty sure our first convos consisted of me rambling about mothman for some reason? i was terrified of being annoying but i also just. enjoyed talking to him so much. there’s a quote from if beale street could talk where james baldwin writes, “fonny liked me so much that it didn’t occur to him that he loved me,” and that’s exactly how it felt. there has always been just a sense of understanding between us, things we communicate w/o words. he’s my best friend and it’s absolutely insane to me that he loves me this much too???

#✉️ #sorry for being gay it’s his bday and i miss him bc i was exposed to someone w covid so i can’t see him today :( #oh i also knew when he told me that my singing voice is one of his favorite sounds. i love to sing but im really shy ab it #and singing in the car is one of my fav things. i love holding his hand and singing to my silly lil playlist in the car!!!! #he’s my passenger seat princess <3 #feel free to ask ab my husband i love talking ab him lol

[compacflt]

in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)

and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.

if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.

however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.

It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)

what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden

ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space

SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick

for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.

#*slaps roof of 2022 ford maverick* you could hit so many grade schoolers with this bad boy #the 1974 ford maverick is. admittedly extremely sexy and i am only kind of a ford guy #god the 1990 maverick too. just kind of beast mode. i can see that. #love the ask though. i hope you don’t mind my tweaks. we’re on the same wavelength #my vitriol for the modern american truck stems from my hatred of my grandfather’s 2020 f250 #which he has never used to tow anything once and constantly complains about how hard it is to find parking in suburban california 😀 #yeah brother no shit! #the one cool thing about new trucks is you can use them as a generator for a few days though #we lose power for days on end where i live during fire season and that truck has been really helpful #but it’s ass ugly and not otherwise useful. #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #bradley rooster bradshaw #asks #mav being a passenger princess has to be canon #a man physiologically built to sit shotgun ❤️ #if u get a truck with an actual bed u can drive ur war hero husband out into the desert #& lay out a blanket in the back & make out with him under the stars #can’t do that in a 2023 maverick

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *looks around in curiosity for a moment, nods happily and starts joining a small crew running maintenance on a drop ship*

Cody: *fast walking into the hanger bay with a frown* General, what are you doing?

Obi-Wan: Nothing, nothing, I’m just helping out with maintenance.

Cody: Oh my god, you are not! Next thing you know you’ll be refueling!

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I already did that part. All fueled up for the next mission.

Cody: *putting an arm behind his back and ushering him out of the room* Absolutely not, not on my watch, not while I’m alive.

Obi-Wan: *giggling cause he knows exactly what he’s doing* What? I’m just helping? I can’t be a passenger princess /all/ the time.

Cody: You can and you are!

Obi-Wan: *laughing louder when Cody suddenly starts physically moving him out of the room* Cody, why are you picking me up? I’m just trying to help?

Cody: You can help lower my blood pressure by being a good Jedi and resting up!

Obi-Wan: But good Jedi help out!

Cody: Not while I’m around. You’re grounded. I’ll never yell at you again because you’re too good and won’t make this mistake again. *kisses him on the forehead*

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #this is based off that tiktok where a girl pumps gas and pays while the bf is in the gas station #and he comes out and says she’s not allowed to do that cause she’s his passenger princess #and then tells her she’s grounded after physically putting her back in the car #I love both the joke of it and the way he’s like ‘nope nope that’s my job’ lol #all the others around them are so enchanted with this show of absolute homosexuality #right in front of their drop ships???? #passenger princess

[dvrcos]

I so desperately want to headcanon that Aaron does the little clipping your keys to your waistband with a carabiner thing but this motherfucker does not have keys he does not drive the carabiner would be empty

In actuality it’s Andrew that has the little carabiner clipped to his pants

#my imagined aesthetic for Aaron fits so well with the little carabiner #but he does not drive #he’s car-less #aaron minyard passenger princess #aaron minyard strapped into a booster seat in the backseat of the Maserati #andrew would also be cunty with the crabiner keys so I’m okay #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #aftg #all for the game

[hyunpic]

april 2023 with hyunjin

#hyunjin #skz #*with hyune #i am enjoying the color palette this month 🥹 #i had a battle of puppies bc i couldn’t choose if i wanted to include kkami or seung #i was listening to take me home by atz while doing this and i won’t lie it made me feel some type of way . #i need to steal a car with him like ik we both can’t drive but then we drive off to the sunset and he can be my passenger princess and #give me all the wrong directions bc it doesn’t matter bc i can’t drive but it’s funny to him u know #anyway i have feelings for him i don’t know where to put all of them it’s kinda overwhelming maybe i just need to throw up

[gavidaily]

Gavi + R. Araújo

#Gavi #Pablo Gavi #Araujo #ronald araujo #*gavi+ #la masia boys <3 #Pedri #babies <3 #anon i was starting this set already <3 #BARÇA FEMENI TODAY THO???? AMAZING #lovely to watch them play #and Camp Nou was so beautiful and loud #amazing #ALSO? GAVI GOT HIS DRIVERS LICENSE?? #the end of a decade but the start of an age #our passenger princess is able to drive now #let's pray he's good at it #and barçatv ending...... please barcelona find another plataform or whatever. i need my old matches emotional support #guess i'll have to screen record all of them #hope you had a great day

[dirty-spiced-chai]

VESSEL

reference image: _ciel_0 (insta)

#he can be my passenger princess i really don’t mind #im a really good driver and i taught myself manual and i’ve only have 3 incidents #fanart #sleep token vessel #sleep token #procreate

[halfthebrain]

omfg... he was gushing about Mike. "I assure you he's highly effective." Bro put your d*ck away. And right before that he mocks Dominic Barone by saying he screwed him over but at least he did it from the front. And before that he wanted to pick Mike up in one of those stupid luxury cars.

#my boss is going to kill me but #marvey #harvey specter #mike ross #I'm so mad. Mike why the fuck were you too late????? He wanted you to be his cute passenger princess come on (joking but also not) #thinking abt marvey on company time #this was season one like the second episode or something #suits usa #but of course this man can only be straight and nothing else

[jjanguri]

crush, passenger princess edition

#crying. this passenger princess #what is he ever doing. i love him #zb1 #zb1net #zerobaseonesource #daintydevi #useryeontan #mine: gifs #e: mp #c: members #p: tiktok #zhang hao #hao #my haohao 🫳🏾🫳🏾🫳🏾

[rpfisfine]

alex's job description for every intro: look beautifully into the camera, nod at everything aleksa is saying, occasionally exclaim "yeah", "yep" and things of this nature, sometimes even say a sentence or two. nothing else

#i dont wanna sway your guys' opinion but i think this is some of my best work if im being honest #hes literally a passenger princess but for youtube videos can anyone in the world hear what im saying at all #ididathing #boy boy #alex apollonov #aleksa vulović #hes only done intros like a handful of times ever but i especially cant get over the jordan peterson video where he was the one to do it #and he literally did an okay job but aleksa nitpicked everything he said and bullied him so bad for it for no reason that he hasn't #attempted it since thats the most tragic and deeply hilarious in the world to me like.....ok aleksa.... #no one in the world could do a better job than you i guess.....(true)

[his-grapejuice]

hehe. rode my friends kawasaki (650cc). i am so scared. if i do it again i WILL film it (i dont think ill do it again that was very scary) cause i had this really wholesome interaction with a dude on a bmw. he shoved his hand outside his window and made the rev motion with his fist but i was scared to rev it so my friend (whos bike i was riding) revved it from the back (he gave me instructions yall dw) and the bmw man laughed and thumbs upped. :sob: that was SO wholesome... of course i struggled with the shift like i always fucking do but its fine i was safe. just that- er- i was made fun of for a very long time. very, very long time.

#fun fact i think hes also from my uni but we have never talked before... but ive seen his car in the parking lot a couple times b4 #its so nice #but i was terrified #the backpack-passenger princess is the life for me yall #whenever they want me to drive oh jesus take the wheel its their last day on earth #ok thats a lie im a decent driver #but #im just really fucking anxious for 0 reason #no #no i have a reason i get distracted quite easily so i usually have to like #loop one song so i dont focus on whats playing but im also not spacing out bc of the silence #oh #man and i just wanna record and psot on my instagra #and its not like my parents would have a HUUUGE problem with it but my aunts and uncles would see it and just #go ballistic #on my parents bc “IS THIS HOW THEY RAISE THEIR CHILD???” yes bro #yes #this is how they raised me AND #AND??? #anyways #nect what #i wanna drive a luxury car but i KNOW #ill be more scared to #bc with a bike i can... think faster? #but w a car #if idk what to do ill just panick and either a) step on it or b) abruptly stop or c) something else but ill fuck up SO BAD #this is tempting #i should write a biker gojo fic #i should should a car guy gojo fic omg #OH GOD IM WRITING CSR GUY GOJO HEACCDAONS BE RIgt bakcm

[kawasiki-jo]

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It's meh, not as cute as I want it to be, but, oh well. 🥲

Cheated with a bcg cause I could not for the life of me colour this. That bike killed me and I don't want to colour anything ever again in my life 🤢✨

Here's a reminder that it looked better uncoloured ✨🥲

#my art #fanart #kinnporsche the series #macauchay #macau theerapanyakul #porchay kittisawasd #my poor baby macau #fanfic #biker boy cau cause he takes after his hia #also chay is a princess passenger who gets to ride cau abd cau's bike #bikeride #chinese food #chinese market #its a date