#i mean the guy walks around

[cyanastrologist]

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

#hannah.txt #try guys #ned fulmer #try guys drama #it wasnt the cheating itself that got ned fired #he got fired for having a workplace relationship with a subordinate #which opens the company up to lawsuits about favoritism and unfair treatment #ibr this is what you get for monetizing your relationships #do yall really think ned would be facing this much backlash if he hadn't based his entire persona around being The Wife Guy(tm) #i mean he'd still get some hate for sure but this man literally built his whole brand around loving his wife #like literally worshipping the ground she walked on #only to be caught cheating on said wife. not a good look my dude #i have no sympathy for ned and alex they both suck

[grahamcore]

my toxic trait is finding hannibal references in every aspect of my life and especially when they’re not present even a little bit

#it’s passable when it’s blatant. like when cannibalism is mentioned or if we’re talking about hozieresque relationships #but i’m so much worse than that. walked into the kitchen the other day and my mom was cooking mushrooms for dinner #immediately launched into a spiel about season 1 episode two aka amuse-bouche aka mushroom guy episode #drive me by a field of horses and i guarantee i will begin telling you about the social worker who got sewn into a horse #i see a family of three with two dads and a daughter? that’s literally a hannibal reference. what do you mean they’re not a murder family. #the characters of hannibal nbc rattle around in my head like the insides of a maraca and i am powerless to stop them #hannibal nbc #will graham #hannigram #hannibal

[medi-bee]

These are the guys who have total martial control over the center of the galaxy? are you sure?

#my art #spore #grox #spore game #3 foot tall fucked up alien cats #grox really just walk around like O_O . in PUBLIC #i wish spore fanfic was more popular i want to read about their space society. who said that #kicking my feet and spinning and smiling while thinking about alien biology and culture again #im not arguing with an alien with giant baby doe eyes. whatever you say beautiful #hey. gamer grox that bullies and gets bullied by other alien gamers. but that’s just a theory #they are like invader zim to me #have you guys actually listened to their voice files on the wiki #they’re sooo cool. like their voice boxes have been entirely replaced with cybernetics #with ​the glitches and stutters. honestly deserves more attention #if i had meds it'd be over for all of you #ignore my insane notes please #space playstation (completely normal playstation but drawn from memory) #trying to get a feel for how i want to draw these freaks #i say. like i have plans to draw them again #whatever maybe i just wanted to draw little guys. that doesnt mean im going to make a grox oc or anything #wipes sweat off brow #the internet is so crazy you can just draw whatever and post it. and sometimes people will even like it

[copias-juicebox]

copias BIG ASS head.

Reblog if you agree.

#idk something about his rat head on his shoulders is giving me heart eyes #and it‘s really weird i know but i can‘t help myself but find this adorable?? #also his whole sweatpants and jacket fit is so attractive?? 🤷🏼‍♀️ #idk why because there‘s a bunch of guys outside of my home that walk around like that on a daily basis but they are NOT it.. #you know what i mean?? #copia just rocks that shit and he knows it! #or does he? maybe he just doesn‘t give a fuck and that again is so hot #can this man do anything wrong is my question? #now please excuse this post lol #jen rambles #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #copia #papa emeritus #ghesties #ghost sweden #the band ghost #myedit #papa emeritus iv

[resident-gay-bitch]

little rich boy sirius who gets disowned and can barely survive without his expensive brands and the basic human need to eat at least once a day meeting the entirely too generous james potter who just falls for the vanity and sincerity of the reformed rich boy and decides that once sirius stops caring about brands and status and rich boy things and just cares about what matters in life he decides to spoil his boyfriend to pieces because he’s secretly sitting on a fucking fortune

#idk i just think it’s funny #like james would find sirius when he’s struggling with money because he’s so bad at saving and prioritising his spendings because he’s never #had too before and so james would teach him how to do all that stuff and emotionally support sirius through it all and sirius just falls in #love with this beautiful guy who’s just so generous and who teaches him so many things and finds value in kindness and sincerity and #compassion and all that jazz and james falls in love with sirius helplessly because he might be stuck up and vein and kind of selfish and #is stuck up and cares all too much about status but he’s trying so hard to be better and he finds empathy because sirius got kicked out for #the worst reasons because he’s always been the black sheep of his highly cultist christian family or whatver and he’s also outwardly queer #and james decides that he wants to give sirius everything and loves the way he looks in expensive makeup and designer faux fur coats and #heels and divine jewellery and all that jazz but makes sirius sell it all and learn what it means to be human and not rely on money and #status and brands and stuff and sirius learns what it’s like to be decent and in touch with humanity and only then does james take sirius on #a surprise luxury holiday for his birthday or something and then just buys him thousands of dollars worth of all these glamorous looking #things and sirius is like omg what the fuck jamie and then he just becomes sirius’ sugar daddy because he can’t help himself but they’re #also in love and much better people because of it and when sirius buys things now it’s not because of brands or because they have big price #tags like he used too. he now buys things with james’ credit card he keeps in his own wallet because he thinks he’ll feel pretty in them or #because he thinks james will loose it if he sees sirius walking around in it or if he sees a really cute toaster that sends him into a #frenzy that has him spending all way too much on an impromptu kitchen renovation but james doesn’t care because as long as his boyfriend is #happy and actually paying attention to the price of things and calculating the best value and taking james’ opinion as well and just being #happy and safe and accepted in his new home and family here with his jamie #please i think they’d be so cute ugh!!! #prongsfoot #bambibelle #drabble #fic idea #marauders #james potter #sirius black #jay talks

[unspecifiedfigure]

You are trapped inside you, and wherever you go, there you are.

#guys i almost had a goofy ass caption for this post but this quote hit me like a brick #the alternate title was “time out :(‘ idk why the other quotation marks aren’t working help #anyways i love steve and the gold blood means something that i don’t have the energy to type out #i haven’t eaten all day and it’s 4pm and i’ve been up walking around in the heat since 7am #i might quite literally die #probably not lol but goddamn it’s like 104 out #stranger things #steve harrington #my art

[th3e-m4ng0]

an old, retired warrior

#transformers #art #optimus prime #au #optimus but what if he was old. angry at everyone and everything and lurked in the shadows #and if he also wore a cool (but dirty) cloth to hide his identity #what if ppl thought he died. so they mourn his passing in a ceremony. which he walked into to see whats up and then looks at his face in a #BIG HOLOGRAM and he's just standing there like “huh rip that guy i guess. never liked him” and left #not wanting to hear what megatron would say about him #(megs would be cybertron's leader !!!) #but megs would walk up and say to the public. genuinely teary eyed. how much his passing impacted him and how much he misses his old foe #and everyone would whisper old stories about optimus. remembering how nice he was and how skilled he was in the battlefield #why did he leave. you wonder. i dont know i made this up on the spot #maybe someone told him very mean (horrible) things about how his leadership style was going to doom cybertron or how he was surely going to #end up manipulating megatron and/or going to kill him and all the decepticons #maybe that someone was megatron and he said that stuff out of anger and didnt FULLY mean that #so he was like “ok then”. packed hastily and left without ppl knowing. so whoever entered his room after many days of “sulking” found it #all trashed and assumed the worst #and what does he do... save mechs from crimes like batman. but only when he's around and that's when he's low on energon and needs to get #more (not very frecuently). he's like a cryptid #other than that? build stuff idk. i like to imagine he's an engineer #he lives far. far away from society like the emo old man he is. perhaps near the sea of rust where he knows ppl wont get close #this wont make any sense i gave it like 5 minutes of thought. i just wanted to make an angry optimus design

[bitacrytic]

this last image contains the look of a man who knows he's broken down someone's walls.

#jcw is handsome #but my god seungho is not #i cannot explain it #he is scrappy and dirty-looking and always looks like he's drunk #not to mention he walks like a drowsy spider #i mean it's sexy in a dirty way but it's also the kind of way that... #you know when you have a crush on a guy with no future and you can't admit it to your friends? #that's the feel i get from seungho #scruffy: THAT'S THE WORD I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR #he is so scruffy #and yet!!!! he's got the whole of the gangnam union wrapped around his finger #well everyone except jungbae #jungbae sees right through seungho's bullshit #but poor chief seo #seungho has got seo blushing and smiling like a teenager #the heartbreak will be hard on this one #the worst of evil

[archerdepartures116]

christmas but im a day late

#i refuse to belive that zhongli isn't affected by the cold and wears tons and tons of layers #because hes used to hot ass liyuen weather #i mean this guy walks around in a three piece suit made of dark colors under the burning sun #i perhaps made childe too pale i mean he runs around killing things all the time #they went to a christmas party afterwards and xiao definitely ripped off childe's bangs for making zhongli wear stupid stuff #zhongli #childe #tartaglia genshin impact #zhongli genshin impact #childe genshin impact #genshin impact #genshin #childe x zhongli #tartali #zhongchi #myart #archerdoodles #illustration #artwork #drawing

[lucydonato]

I just spent 24 hours dithering over whether it was too freakish to send someone a recreational email before remembering the time that I accidentally made eye contact with a guy in my building who then used our RA's groupme to slide into my DMs on like day five of a weeklong post-hurricane blackout so actually?? I'm so normal

#I mean if that guy is walking around without shame.

[whumpshaped]

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#so im working on some disabled whumper stuff #bc i got many good prompts for it #and i keep thinking abt this one guy who i think highlights how “prosthetics can be useful but overall theyre clunky and bothersome” #i used to play tabletennis right #and this guy was missing a leg #so he'd wear the prosthetic leg when walking around bc it was easier #then take it off before he came to play #he was a MEAN fucking player bro i love him #i remember my doubles partner saying 'ive heard theres a rule for not dropping the ball right behind the net' #'bc wheelchair users cant reach it' #and he grinned and said 'oh dont worry abt it. hit the ball wherever u like' #him and his doubles partner OBLITERATED us😭😭 #to be very fair these were men in their 40s and we were like 12 #but like we have been competitively playing at that point for years and years and years #i lost soooo many matches to this man ok #AND I ALSO MUST HIGHLIGHT. DO U UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH MOVEMENT IS NEEDED WHEN U PLAY DOUBLES #U NOT ONLY HAVE TO REACH THE BALL #UR CONSTANTLY TRYING TO AVOID CRASHING INTO UR PARTNER #WHILE ALSO LETTING THEM REACH THE BALL #THAT MAN WAS NIMBLE #i think abt him a lot #also one time when i was like 9 we were sharing one changing room in the sports centre #and i didnt know that #(we were usually all afab so it wasnt unusual that the other changing room stayed locked when we had like one (1) man there) #(we'd just take turns it was no biggie) #(especially at like 8pm) #and i go into the room and theres a Leg #BRO I ALMOST SCREAMED AJSJDKSKSKSKSKSK #anyway..... back to writing. but i think abt him every time i question whether a disabled person would be able to do A Thing #irlshaped

[mermaidlighthouse]

I need to know what ye olde reservation system is like…are you writing letters back and forth do you have to go in person to make a reservation for the future…Ed didn’t even remember it was a leap year how far into the future can you make reservations is there like package deals but also does their inn include a display rack for local hiking trails but like decked out to look like treasure maps

#I fully believe there will be beautiful curtains and rugs and shit but they ave actually just left the holes in the roof and walls #but also Stede is much more interested in providing excursions and making them like themed #but also Ed is just walking around with a set of keys that don’t open anything #my guy was a day behind for 6 months #jeff’s inn by the sea #gentlebeard #stede bonnet #our flag means death #blackbeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #ed teach #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ed x stede #the gentleman pirate

[worstloki]

Isekai where Darcy/Jane hit Thor with their van and Thor wakes up as a precious princess character of some fairytale world. Things progress as they tend to in isekai with some poor romantic interest villain character inadvertently ending up around him. Thor wants to get out of this world so bad and is subtly trying to drop hints for the villain guy to spill info on how to dimension hop. It soon becomes evident that Loki was also isekai’d and is stuck as the story’s villain.

#Thor: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM A NOBLE’S DAUGHTER THIS IS A DOWNGRADE I AM A MIGHTY WARRIOR—ooo I have a personal serving maid >.> #Thor goes for a walk in a forest or something gets lost trips on some thorns and is bleeding and lost bumps into the typical isekai villain #Thor hearing the guy’s name after some maids were earlier talking about how this guy keeps trying to ‘snatch her away’ or something #Thor like OH NO. NO. NU UH. and misreading every single attempt of the guy to help him #the guy is actually Loki and has no knowledge of this history #Thor keeps thinking this is the plot of some twisted dimension trying to give him a love interest #Thor eventually saying something that gives him away and Loki just stares at him like ‘......THOR??’ #thor sobbing like how come you get to keep your magic and be a guy and Loki is like I am the BAD GUY. everyone here HATES ME. #Thor: at least you have your dignity T-T #Loki: I tried going to the local market to ask around for info and random people threw rotten vegetables at me -_- #also this is Thor1core so Thor has to get less arrogant through this and Loki has to spill how he feels about the adopted lied to things #they have to make up before figuring out a way to go home #Thor like so you still have magic right so we can go home???? and Loki is like. no. this isn’t my magic. and I don’t know how this happened

[reggiepeters-love-bot]

kid at julies school who can see ghosts but also wasnt at the assembly and thinks julies band just randomly shows up sometimes and that everyone collectively agreed to Not Talk About It (due to the Dead Mom)

#they eventually hear about the 'hologram band' and just assume that the boys can never actually be there for performances so its prerecorded #like i love the carrie can see ghosts idea bc its hilarious #but she would comment on it all like 'what do u mean holograms theyre right there' #but if its some random loner its even funnier #cuz they just accept that they school lets these guys walk around with julie as some sort of therapy thing #when my tags are longer than the post #jatp #julie and the phantoms #julie molina #this isnt quite the banger i originally imagined but oh well

[knackfandomarchive]

#what was I going to put here... #oh yeah! Got distracted wondering what expression this is. #first time I saw it in motion it reminded me of a mugshot #the way he walked looked like he was rather tired and his expression miserable. #But seeing it again it could just be a mean look and a saunter. #I still get a knee-jerk impulse of who the hell is this guy and I only vaguely know why. #well anyway #hmm don't really feel like putting this in the fandom tags #hero knack #Ah that reminds me I still have on the to do list: fixing the tags and figuring out knack's size categories more thoroughly #I'll get around to it #eventually

[martyrbat]

so many of you talk about the cruel adults in your childhood that negatively effected you and caused lifelong insecurity yet you're still perfectly fine with being that mean stranger to any kid that has the misfortune of existing around you and thats just really gross !!!

#like i get kids can be overwhelming for a various amount of reasons but its not going to kill you to treat children with basic human decency #adults can be just as overwhelming or annoying—if not more. yet if you talked to an another adult the same way you do to a kid #then ppl would fucking hate you and not want to be around you because youre not being cool and witty—youre just mean!!! #everyone has experienced the frustration of being a kid being mistreated by an adult. some more than others #rather its ignoring your bodily autonomy (from sa and assault to hugging you when you don't want to be touched to not letting you #make your own harmless choices like a haircut or whatever). everyone has been talked down to or had their opinion treated like its nothing #or that their thoughts or input doesn't matter. everyone has a childhood experience with a mean or judgemental adult #yet over and over ppl are fine just repeating that cycle of abuse and hatred #like youre a young adult and youre still getting treated like shit by older ones. but youre able to have a drink or you graduated or smthn #so now you feel like you earned that right to be judgemental & angry & mean to a group of people that didnt fucking do anything to you #anyways. this is because im sick and had to go to the store to get groceries and meds #so its a 20 minute walk to the nearest store in 108 degrees bc i dont have gas money and then in the store im ofc using a face mask #like im sweaty and feel disgusting and like shit but this kid was SO fucking excited about his spiderman toy and wanted to talk and #his mom said ‘i told you no one wants to hear about that crap leave her alone’ and like?? no fuck off let a kid be happy?? hes not fucking #doing anything wrong?? so we talked and he showed me the little tiy that lights up and asked if i saw the new spiderverse movie #and i told him i havent! so he asked why so i explained i have photosensitivity and what that means and why i cant see it #(‘even though i heard its super cool!’) and HE WAS SO SWEET... like immediately hid the toy because oh! flashing lights can hurt me! #and then immediately said dont worry because he'll tell me about it so its like i saw it instead! #and like. guys imma be honest with you. i stilm got no fucking idea what this movie's plot is. #but you bet your fucking ass i was pretending like i was following along & was going ‘no way!’ ‘so it's a parallel universe...?’ ‘oh wow!’ #like yea its unnecessary. i felt oike i was gonna collapse and im still struggling to breathe at home now. but also i been the kid #who just wanted to talk about my interests and no one wanted to or was dismissing it. #i know it's not a end of the world deal but i also know that crushing feeling. you gotta be the kindness you want to see in the world yknow #anyways. be nice to kids or im not going to be nice to you. they're one of the most vulnerable members of our society and deserves kindness