#i might do it no joke

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[pangur-and-grim]

new strat: I bring these to family gatherings and slam my hand on the buzzer whenever someone misgenders me. no other comment or correction, just a loud blaring sound that interrupts whatever they were saying

#no joke I might actually do this for christmas

[gammagoop]

was staying up till 1am drawing worth it for this shitpost

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft meme #hermitcraft memes #grian #do i tag the dudes in the messages? #might as well #cubfan135 #zedaph #mumbo jumbo #docm77 #impulsesv #gtwscar #grumbot #lol #shitpost #this is too many tags #i feel #kys joke #tw kys joke #? #masondrawing

[the-scarecrow-of-aus]

Time limits and being late for dinner

Danny, pinned down by gunfire on top of a wounded red hood who caught him in his territory and chased him into a rivals warehouse:

"Hey hood, soo... hypothetically, if I was to remove your helmet how long is the detonation trigger?"

Jason starting to lose conciousness and slur from blood loss:

"Like half a second after it triggers, it'll blow before you can clear my head, why?"

"Cool, that gives me half a second to see why my sister is obsessed with your ugly ass!"

"What? Wait... who's your sis-"

*grabs Jason's head by the helmet and phases it straight off and through his body using the momentum to throw it towards a group of shooters in a single move*

[There's a loud bang and the shooters duck for cover as two go down screaming from the shrapnel]

"-ter... hey! How'd you do that?"

"Ugh, I was right, you remind me of Johnnie. Oh well, c'mon man, well be late. Not something you want to experience when jazz is waiting"

"Jazz... Wait! Are you kidding me, the bookworm Jazz, is your sister?"

Danny braced his arms across hoods chest under the arms like they were floating in water and leaned backwards, red hood and himself suddenly unburdened by gravity slid through the wall covering their backs and disappeared from sight (if not sound as Jason dazedly kept commenting on the cute girl he'd mistaken for babs and if she actually liked him back)

They were late, jazz was definately gonna be mad!

#meeting the future brother in law #danny trying to shut jason up so the shooters dont follow them home: #“shh dude or I'll start hitting on your sisters as payback... actually theyre hot... i might do that anyway!” #*sudden vice like grip around throat* “-glk please let go. it was a joke... mostly!” #anger management ship #jazz x jason #dannys soo gonna hit on spoiler and black bat to get hood back #my writing #dcxdp #dpxdc

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!) #more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.) #but like. #not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it) #i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday. #crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now. #then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now! #i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks. #that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

[pretty--in--purple]

i firmly believe that palamedes sextus is drop-dead, jaw-on-the-floor, sexiest man alive and the only reason this isn't canon is because he keeps being described solely from the pov of lesbians

#palamedes sextus #sex pal #tlt #the locked tomb #gtn #gideon nav #htn #harrowhark nonagesimus #ntn #nona #nona might not be a lesbian but there's no proof that she isn't afaik #so it works for the joke #edit: this post is suddenly doing very well #it has gotten nearly 300 notes in a day #and i have compulsive clear-my-notifications disease #so tumblr is becoming borderline unusable #this is a good thing #sky (the blogger) originals

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Damn does this guy have to do everything in this goddamn house

He gotta house Gwen he gotta build a watch he gotta teach Miles about his powers he gotta leave the watch for Gwen he gotta make some more for the squad he gotta save they relationship

What's next?? He gotta pick up your groceries too? 😭😭 clean your doors and polish your floors? Kill Miguel with his bare hands?

Can my mans relax 😩😩😩 how about we let the girl grow and repair her relationships herself huh?

How about we give Hobie a movie of his own where he can do shit for himself without having to fix other people's nonsense first how's about that is that okay

#Hobie gotta do everything around here #Like nah Gwen is gonna grow as a person #and fix it herself because she's capable and loves Miles #Hobie is gonna mind his Black ass business probably #that's what i think #/lh #this might sound aggressive but that's just how I speak #I'm not joking but like..... 😳😐 #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #gwen stacy #gwen x miles #miles x gwen #gwiles #ghost spider #spider woman #ghostspider #miles morales

[lloydfrontera]

the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas

yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.

the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #the greatest estate developer #lloyd frontera #javier asrahan #llojavi #i'm sorry i do think this is incredibly funny i'm still laughing ajksdhsjkfsd #they're assholes! they're best friends! they will risk life and limb for one another but you won't get them to say one nice thing #about the other unless it's a matter of life and death! and even then they might risk it if they're the ones in danger and not the other lo #like!! this is in character! this is a joke made by the characters and not at them!! this is them acknowledging how much they care #for the other and then cringing when they realize they let themselves be earnest out loud. #not the narrative itself cringing and not allowing the characters to be earnest at all. not the author pointing and laughing at the story #you're supposed to care about. #i'm getting serious again so i'm gonna stop!! just!! i do love them <3333 #ep 122

[anerol152]

#detco #dcmk #detective conan #meme #dcmk meme #sato miwako #mouri kogoro #mouri ran #makoto kyogoku #suzuki jirokichi #okiya subaru #hakuba saguru #takagi wataru #megure juzo #might as well do another one #tho think I had better jokes for the first one #apologies #I'm not apologising for Sato tho #is facts

[artgletic]

nsh def drew the X on his forehead to spite the ancients and the more serious iterators. self destruction taboo?? guess what bozo im crossing myself out despite it. L+ratio+obsessed with stupid problem+touch grass+oh wait you destroyed the environment trying to solve your stupid problem+hi pebbles :3c

#in doing my prev comic and thinking about him a lot......... NSH might be my fav iterator #sry pebbles. dethroned by memelord #rain world #rain world iterator #no significant harassment #rain world no significant harassment #rain world nsh #rw no significant harassment #rw nsh #anyually i dont think nsh is all that popular in the general iterator space LMAO #he dunks on their greatest purpose they hold in divind standing. doesnt even bother helping out #willing to joke about the triple affirmative #they hate him. he loves that they hate him hashtag trollface

[samglyph]

I hate to remind you guys but Arthur isn’t an old man he’s like. 32. That’s the average age of like. A dropout cast member. Do you know how many twitch streamers are in their 30s. How many podcasters. He shouldn’t be in the hell pit he should be on game changer.

#malevolent #that’s a joke do not let this man on a game show #people keep calling him an old man or saying people are drawing him to young but again! #he’s pretty young! the only thing that might make him look older is the horrors and the alcoholism #also as a person in my twenties who regularly gets mistaken for a high school freshman #I give permission for people to draw anybody as baby faced as they want. it’s representation #(that’s also a joke) #malevolent podcast

[tofixtheshadows]

No offense to Mithrun but he really was dumber than a 14 year old. Thistle had that shit locked down for ONE THOUSAND YEARS. Sure he wasn't having a great time for most of it but in terms of duration that Minecraft kid was the most successful Dungeon Lord in history. Mithrun's fake little tea party collapsed and got him eaten within 5 years. The hubris of snake pussy. Meanwhile the Winged Lion had to orchestrate Delgal's escape to the surface and a whole fake hero prophecy just to get out from under Thistle's littlest jester boot.

#not putting this one in the tags it just makes me laugh #Dungeon Meshi spoilers #since I'm bringing up Thistle and he's been teased in the anime now #also if you're a Mithrun stan seeing this and you're mad I called him dumb don't worry it's a joke #that's just what having a massive superiority/inferiority complex combo will do to you #the snake pussy part is also a joke. he might not have fucked her. who's to say. #musings with Dea

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Clown to Equine communication failed; They are separate species.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #season 1 #bonus comic #wei wuxian #little apple #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #This bonus comic is for all my fellow little apple lovers #she doesn't show up for quite a while after this so I need to wring out every bit of screen time for her #That's what feminism is about. Equine visibility. #Women need to remain mysterious + unknowable + untethered by rules #Women need to canter across the plains and sleep standing up #Women need to be hand fed apple slices 4 times a day #joking aside I do love the co-chaos of lil apple and wwx #though the new duo dynamic that follows (with LWJ and WWX getting way more time together) its *obviously* iconic #god...to be two cultivation partners following directions from a severed arm... #anyhow. I think this might be one of the jokes that is only funny to me #my realism studies are still in that uncanny/awkward phase but I love the 'detailed version of a very stylized character' visual gag a lot #Taps my blog name again. Don't forget the name on the tin #oh wait lwj should be in this scene too...let's retcon it and say he's bending down to pet his bunnies goodbye

[arthursfuckinghat]

Nothin' like having a cigarette and lovingly watching your boybest friend beat the shit out of a guy <3

#jokes aside I love how charles knew that arthur could handle it himself and just watched #he trusts arthur #charles just lets arthur get on because he knows he can do it #same with the tracking #sure charles could have tracked trelawny but he let arthur take the lead because he trusted him and likely thought he could use the practic #how sweet :') #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #charles smith #I have a big backlog of posts so stuff might not be in chronological order<\3

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

“Ok in the original error message on Grammy night there’s the the code that says DPT which obviously now is the acronym for Tortured Poets Department but backwards and it’s counting down 3-2-1 from back to front IT’S LIKE IT’S STARTING FROM THE END INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING or from the last page instead of the first chapter and the word scramble is literally a red herring and the original error is web speak for the system crashing BECAUSE THERE’S BEEN A GLITCH THE SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED so she has to go back to basics with a typewriter instead in the latest tease but also the betting Swifties are saying the Apple Music scramble is spelling out Glitch backwards too and the original error message is a black page with white font but the NEW error message is white with black font they’re like TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN and now she’s teasing 13– THIRTEEN WHAT?!—“

#the tortured poets department #this is the fun kind of clowning lol #I’m 99% kidding but I think I might be onto something with the end before the beginning thing lol #(I’m not a rep tv truther whatsoever) #(I want TTPD to shine and get its limelight for eons) #(but I have to admit this joke conspiracy theorizing made me think maybe the end -TTPD- prefacing the beginning -rep- isn’t that far fetche #in the grand scheme of conspiracy theory clowning lol) #I think she’s just going to release some sort of bonus/accompanying content/art to go with whatever is cooking for Friday) #I do actually think the 13 might mean something… 13 extra tracks? Poems? Something? A la 3 am edition of midnights #Jlaw gif WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[paulmccartneygrindr]

paul mccartney you're gay and that's final

for legal/ethical/moral/psychological/spiritual reasons this is a joke

#which could mean nothing. of course. #is this too long? yes. but i had like 10 other songs i mulled over adding so be grateful. #i might say fuck it and edit it and add them back in so dont bitch about it #anyway. yeah the title is a joke but i feel like an interesting story is told through some of these songs. i tried to only do songs im #convinced are at least partially about john. hence the waffling on other songs. there's a lot of songs that follow a similar theme but im #like. eh. dudes been married thrice and widowed who knows whats about who ykwim? #i could be convinced however. im easy like that.