#i simp for this bastard man

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

hi dove!!! i love your new event, the vibe is so fun and relaxing (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ could i request floyd with no.8? for backups maybe leona with no.9 or jamil with no.2? thanks!! as always don't overwork yourself ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡

side note: pls no angst the pain from last time is still here(⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

Fairytale Scene; Leona Kingscholar

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, some really soft Leona

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; Had to use your first backup, as Floyd got snatched up, but I hope you enjoy this fluffy scene and soft lion! [Damn, those eels go fast]

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

An old vinyl was playing slowly on the record player, a slow jazz ensemble letting out low notes. It was pleasant, the calm music mixing with the gentle crashing of the waves coming onto shore, and the filtered sunlight coming through the linen curtains and warming up your skin. There was no rushing, no tasks that needed to be urgently done, and no one to boss you around. You could definitely get used to this. 

“You’re looking right at home there,” a soft chuckle broke you from your relaxed spell. Leona was standing in front of you, giving you a curious look. “Like a house cat sunbathing.”

You rolled your eyes, “Fitting coming from you.” You stretched out, and rolled off of the chaise you were lounging on. 

Leona sighed in mock annoyance, but he could get used to seeing you without the weight of all your responsibilities resting on your shoulders. You looked — and by all the lounging you had been doing since you had both arrived — and felt lighter as well. And in the golden sunlight? Leona swore that you were glowing.

You lazily walked over to him, placing your arms around his neck. “Is something bothering you?”

Bothering me? “No, nothing at the moment,” he said quietly. What was there to be bothered by? The two of you were together, and there was no one around to annoy the both of you. “And you?”

You hummed along to the song playing, “Nope!~” You let out a breathy chuckle and started to gently sway back and forth to the music. “Would you care to join me for this dance… your majesty?~” 

Leona groaned at the nickname; you only brought it out when you were feeling teasing. He didn’t mind though, since it didn’t hold the weight it did at the palace, or the mocking tone that others sometimes used. You just were being a teasing menace and a cute one at that.

Letting out a showy sigh he adjusted your hands so that he was holding one and the other was placed on his waist. “I suppose I can spare one for you,” he said lowly, voice barely above a grumble. 

The two of you swayed gently together to the soft music, gentle swaying, and long, slow, looping circles around the room. You were still humming the non-existent lyrics to the song, and Leona hummed softly from time to time as well, adding to the melody. Never did he think that he would end up in such a scene; dancing with someone he loved so dearly in something that he could only explain as a fairytale scene. It was soft, domestic, tender, and filled with such innocent love. All things that Leona had convinced himself that he didn’t want. But then you came into his life. You threw a wrench into his life, but what a lovely wrench it turned out to be.

The song came to an end far too soon, and the two of you came to a slow standstill, still in each other’s loose embrace. Neither of you made a move to let go, instead you both just stood there, hand in hand, your hand on his waist, and his on yours.

“You make for a good dance partner,” you chuckle.

Leona raised a brow, “And are you surprised by that?”

You bring his hand to your lips, placing a kiss on the inside of his wrist while looking at him through your lashes. “No, it’s just endearing is all.”

Leona had received kisses from you before, both soft and passionate, but this one actually made his heart flutter. He didn’t know how to feel about it, but he did know that the way you looked at him just then… he wanted you to look at him with such adoration again and again and again. It was addictive.

He brought your hand to his lips, and returned the kiss, letting it linger so he could feel your steady pulse. Perhaps the two of you should come out here more often if this was what happened… Leona could spend the rest of his life with you in this picturesque moment.

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Tags: @eynnwwyjth, @inkybloom-luv, @leonistic, @savanaclaw1996, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

#dove does events #follower event #twst #twst x reader #twst x gn reader #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland x gn reader #leona kingscholar #leona kingscholar x reader #leona kingscholar x gn reader #pspspspspspsp come here lion kissers; come get your mans #sorry rinna; looks like you're not getting eels from gacha or for your request u_u damn bastards #may i offer dancing with leona instead? some soft lion man hours? yes???? #there's something about wrist kisses that gets me so i had to do it to leona; gods imagine giving him such softness i don't even simp 4 him #and it is ruining my brain; i hope this heals your broken heart after gacha and writing that angst piece rinna #lion man take rinna by the hand; lead rinna to the land that you understand. [dove's remix of Ocean Man by Ween for rinna & leona] #scheduled post; idk if i'll be awake yet when this goes live; hopefully it posts UNLIKE LAST TIME; took 4 minutes to show up

[hualianschild]

#i know he won't say it BUT MY MAN IS BEAUTIFUL #I'll fight along with xie lian to make hin realise just how insanely pretty he is #and I'll fight all those bastards who made him feel ugly in his true self ;< #anyways HUA CHENG GREENEST OF ALL THE RED FLAGS #i can look past this man's crime list cuz he's THE ULTIMATE SIMP #hua cheng #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #xie lian #hualian #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #heaven officials blessing #text post meme #san lang

[alien-from-planet-zog]

This was what happened, right?

#link click #link click s2 #link click memes #QJ you fuckinf bastard… #he’s sooooo clownable I’ll never stop making fun of this man #‘ya I think I’ll go nuts and murder people over an affair that is entirely made up’ #go?! to?? THERAPY?!?!!!! #he could never. it’s the toxic dad energy #also side note but it’s hilarious to me that people used to simp for this guy #and now that hat man has made his official debut and he’s even more goth with the silly art school glasses #everyone has moved on to simping for him instead #valid. I just know he’ll be an interesting antagonist

[palilious]

I love that the whole fandom's collective reaction to Quinn's new voice can be summed up as "Oh god he's BRITISH"

#yeah so gb mayyyy have told me a lil early that he was involved #its been a blast hearing everyone's reactions to him lol #and the simping is hilarious #like i get it #gba has a very simpable voice #but im also like #“the man? the lil lad? my skrungly good boy?” #god gb freakin killed it as Quinn #i wanted to punch him the moment he said hello samuel #the vibe i went with his design is very old man trying to keep up with the times #stinky bastard #redacted asmr #redacted audio #oc #art #originalcharacter #originalartwork #sketch #character design #redactedasmr #redactedaudio #good boy audios #goodboyaudios #redacted quinn

[glamphantasm]

#obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #i think you're a thirsty bitch #and its valid and i love you for it #(such a simp for this bastard man. someone send help.) #(or don't. i'm completely normal)

[lilfriezatyrant]

#Alastor #Alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #don't mind me I just continue to simp about this demon deer man 😩 #when he gave that wink in that one single frame ajdflkjf #it was the fight against Adam if someone is interested c: #icon #icons #screenshot #Alastor icon #THAT SASSY CLASSY BASTARD AJFKDLADJF #deer daddy

[trasho-pando2011]

why is my brain like this? 2: electric boogaloo

#wario simps rise up #i summon thee #super mario bros #nintendo #warioware #wario land #wario #idk what else to tag #stinky bastard man #my taste in fictional men is horrendous

[lilbluebastard]

He’s so hot 😭

Like I just want him to hug me and tell me he’s proud of me!

Like kiss me on the forehead! Comfort me, like love me bro 🥺 because like , I love you 😭 💔

(Yes I’m fatherless lol)

AND YOU! GORGEOUS IRISH MAN

I want you to hold my tiny hands! Call me darlin! Say I’m as adorable as a um….idk use your weird western rizz on me! Please 😭😭

Like I wish I got more of you guys on dbd much like Anderson you cure my depression

#help he’s so hot #alexander anderson #hellsing ultimate #anderson simping #why you do this to me #i love this silly feral man #I love him more then life itself #he’s a menace #and i love him #Anderson’s just a scary bastard #and he’s a gorgeous man #caleb quinn #the deathslinger dead by daylight #men old enough to be my dads #old men #hot older men

[dyrewrites]

There was no reason to make this foppy vampire so charming. They did not need to do this. But they did. And I hate it. I want to be mean to everyone just so he approves of my actions...

#how dare you make me simp for a digital man #you rat bastards #i still don't want him #but i want him to like me #bg3 #i will stop posting about this eventually #i mean i have to sleep some time

[music-for-them-asses]

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Real talk, did they do a collab with BG3???? So cool!!!!!!

#I am such a simp for this stinky bastard man #HIS QUOTE. LIKE SIR. #this is so cool though!!! I'd want a whole deck!!!!

[spiltcandycoatedpunkblood]

watched Marcus from the Cosmonaut Variety Hour youtube channel watch Hocus Pocus and thirst for Sarah Jessica Parker's witch and all i could think about is that if you filmed me watching The Adventures of Tintin horniness would literally be one of my main emotions like literally every single minute Sakharine is on screen i would be reacting like that man

#LMAOOOOO YEAH #cosmonaut variety hour #the adventures of tintin #me seeing there just being the most obvious fucking simp like brooooo meeeeee #i act the gayest when dealing with sakharine i cannot stop being obsessed with that bastard man #hocus pocus #favourite films #sakharine #ivan ivanovitch sakharine #fictional crushes

[musesofchaos]

Okay but personally. Personally.

If I was Sakura and I saw Sasori’s real face

I would’ve been like “Sasuke Uchiha who?”

#ooc #//day 322 of simping for the puppet man #//I know he’s a bastard but #//ahhhh #//his voice tho #//don’t @ me lmao

[i-gotta-get-normaller]

Moist

#ivarr simp #ivar ragnarsson #ivarr ragnarsson #ivarr the boneless #ac valhalla ivarr #ivarr #God I love this uncircumcised king #feral bastard #Idk why he looks so wet and beat up in this pic LOL #still 10/10 #Adding this man to my christmas list #sexy wet sewer rat #*wet squelching noises*

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

I'm not obsessed with this man it's for homework I swear

#fr though you can even see my Google doc #it's for homework #fr fr though #i am absolutely obsessed with this man #like #i have no interest in Star wars #but I might just get into it just to see him in Rogue One #if that makes me a fake fan and a simp then I can live with that #mads mikkelsen #french #french classes #hannibal #another round #the bastard

[dirkxcaliborn]

ngl I'm always a bit taken aback by just how much people simp for Wanderer. Like... the fact that they do isn't surprising, it's just the sheer amount of it.

#coyo speaks #I'm very Wanderer-neutral #which is honestly kinda surprising #emo little semi-catboy with a sad backstory #I think he's just too edgy for me #like... I like bitchy/snarky characters... someone who's just a little bastard #but this man's over here going “cry louder!” and “stop following me!!!” #it's giving me hella 12 y/o boy vibes lmao #I can't simp for that no matter how many crop tops people put him in lmaoooo

[birbsong]

yk after taking a look at all the fictional men i am unequivocally obsessed with,,, im starting to realise, alhaitham you are literally the exception

#like seriously with literally anyone else #it's: oh? someone to cherish? to hold? #but with this singular man #im going sir that is my emotional support bastard #it's so funny to me #i think he's also the only character i've legitimately simped for #everyone other character has been more just like i want to protect you and feed you #but i was actually down BAD for this man #(still am but let's not talk about that) #胡说八道 #lynn talks genshin