#i tried im sorry

[cyberpunk-deadboy]

okay fuck it since the mafuena post i made is getting notes again recently i hereby stick it in your inbox as a drawing request bcs ive wanted to for so long but alas i Cannot

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#art ☆ #pjsk fanart #project sekai fanart #ena shinonome #mafuyu asahina #I TRIED IM SORRY

[gen0c1de]

Cod Zombies Ask!

I haven't asked anyone for anything like this before and I haven't seen any of your work so sorry if I say somethings wrong! But could you do something like fluff(ish) for Ultimis Tank Dempsey and Ultimis Takeo Masaki?

(Ult Tankeo)

There is like a total of two works I've seen for them and neither of them were finished. It kind of breaks my heart 🥺

Absolutely! I know there isn't a lot of Cod Zombies stuff and it sucks!!

I wasn't super sure about what you wanted, and I don't like to make character ship stuff really... That's my fault for not explaining that though! I'm so sorry about that! I'm gonna make this more like a friendship fluff Headcanon... If you want something different please let me know so I can make another!

Sorry it isn't super long and its a bit all over the place... I hope you like it though... ^^'

TW: Bad writing-

Requests are open!

Ultimis! Tank Dempsey and Takeo Masaki Fluff(??) Headcanons

The Japanese Soldier always considered himself more intelligent, much like the German Doctor.

He originally planned to become acquainted with the man, but was turned down and thus distanced himself, becoming more warry of him.

Masaki and Nikolai have a shared hatred of one another.

However, he merely dislikes the blonde American Marine.

So, he began to stick more towards the Marine

Tank however, despises Richtofen, has mutual feelings towards the Russian, and likes the smart soldier from Japan.

So he didn't mind Takeo getting closer to him in a way.

They began to grow a bond in a way, searched one another out for support of any kind.

The pair would sit somewhere away from the other half of the four, but in a distance that kept them in their safe spot.

One would talk, the other would listen, allowing the other man to rant without wanting feedback.

There are times where one seeks advice or a conversation on the things that suck most about the apocalypses.

Like the lack of cooked food or a nice warm shower.

They eventually became decently good friends.

Not the loud type that would put everyone, including themselves, in danger.

But the type that would crack a joke or make a pun, push one another as they chuckled in silence.

On colder nights they would sleep side by side or back to back, to protect the other but also for some warmth and a bit of comfort, knowing there was someone who was actually there and not just four men fighting the undead.

Takeo tried to teach Dempsey how to use a sword.

Tried.

The Marine got bored and went on a rant about how guns are better and easier.

The blonde man tried to learn how to use chop sticks to impress his Japanese friend, granted it was with a couple twigs and attempting to pick up pebbles or leaves off the ground, but he tried nevertheless.

Takeo broke down once.

He was explaining to the blue eyed man how he felt he had dishonored his culture and his country.

How he had felt useless for not being able to stop this rampage of living dead.

Dempsey didn't know what to do in that situation, but he attempted to comfort him with a "hug"

It was awkward, but its the thought that counts... right?

#i tried im sorry #i know its bad lol #be honest #its shit #cod zombies #call of duty zombies #cod tank dempsey #tank dempsey #cod takeo masaki #cod takeo #cod dempsey #takeo masaki #call of duty takeo masaki #call of duty tank dempsey

[xfortunearcana]

i hope i didn't scare you.

PROMPTS FOR FIRST MEETINGS & AWKWARD CHATS

—¡Hah! Claro que no.

Y definitivamente no se había sobresaltado porque no había esperado que Alice entrara sin avisar, a pesar de que no tenía nada de inusual. Definitivamente eso no tenía nada que ver con la pila de libros que había ido a parar de sus brazos al suelo. No, definitivamente no.

Pura coincidencia, nada más.

—Uh, ¿qué pasa? —preguntó, rodeando la pila de... la pila en la que había estado buscando antes de que Alice apareciera de la nada— ¿Problemas?— llevaban un buen rato sin tener problemas. A lo mejor algo andaba mal y ella aún no se había dado cuenta.

#☽ INTERROGATION ; (Marisa Kirisame) ☆ #I TRIED IM SORRY #fakeredshoes

[catmanbowser]

Please draw leather jacket discowing more I beg of you he is so pretty!!!!! Also maybe leather jacket Cass but ahhh your art???? It's soo goodddd!!!

THANK YOU TEEHEE <3<3

Idk if you’ll see this anon bcs this is an old ask but here you go </3

#cb answers #catman's art #dick grayson #cassandra cain #nightwing #batgirl #dc #i remmebr i have tumblr asks of course i do [lying] #im not good at drawing leather stuff..sorry…tried my best….

[kithj]

happy friday the 13th here are some spooky text-based games for halloween:

contrition - As a priest, it’s your job to listen to your parishioners’ darkest secrets and absolve their guilt. But when a sinister stranger comes to the confessional one Halloween night, you realize it’s your soul on the line.

familiar - You are a familiar. Your mistress has some requests for you. Help her complete her ritual, or pay the price of failure.

jagged bone - A branching choose-your-own-adventure horror game about transformation and perspective. 

the forest of candles (and the man with a lighter) - follows Maggie, a young woman with a fear of forest fires sparked by an old town folk tale. She's spent years trying to escape her hometown and the fear it inspires in her, only to be called back for the funeral of an old friend.

mary's hare - Mary's Hare is short interactive horror story about a woman and a rabbit, based on the story of Mary Toft.

only this - "And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming / And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor..."

what girls do in the dark - a slumber party text adventure.

god is in the radio - you are death, one of 22 members of the major arcana, a cult dedicated to some far-off god. the night is halloween, and you watch in scorn as the unknowing dance among devils and dress to indulge in sin. the high priestess receives a message from the all-mighty himself: the arcana must gather in an abandoned house and find his song on an old radio receiver.

anchorhead - Travel to the haunted coastal town of Anchorhead, Massachusetts and uncover the roots of a horrific conspiracy inspired by the works of H. P. Lovecraft. Search through musty archives and tomes of esoteric lore; dodge hostile townsfolk; combat a generation-spanning evil that threatens your family and the entire world. (illustrated version on itch.io)

my father's long, long legs - An interactive horror story about family, unease, and loss.

beneath floes - Qikiqtaaluk, 1962. The sun falls below the horizon and won't return for months. You wander the broken shoreline, wary of your mother's stories about the qalupalik. Fish woman, stealer of wayward children: she dwells beneath the ice.

the silence under your bed - An interactive horror collection about the strange, the spooky, and the macabre. 

bogeyman - You can go home when you learn to be good.

#god is in the radio and what girls do in the dark can be considered VNs i guess #i've played all of these except for anchorhead bc im bad at IF games like that lmfao #i played bogeyman a few days ago and im still thinking about it.... #sorry i just love making lists. i tried to go for a strictly halloween vibe #and keep them completely text based this time #games #interactive fiction

[rowanoftheunknown]

No I just want to take a second to appreciate how this was Gabriel's actual fucking plan.

#'i tried to find you' YEAH I BET YOU DID #i love him #good omens #good omens season two #gomens #gomens spoilers #good omens spoilers #ineffable bureaucracy #gabriel good omens #beelzebub good omens #archangel fucking gabriel #gabriel x beelzebub #if someone has done this already im so sorry

[just-spacetrash]

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

#i am. strugling #my post #hAvE yOu TrIeD pUtTiNg YoUr pHoNe DoWn YES you dumb piece of shit. you stupid asshole obviously ive tried that #but it didnt work for 3 hrs so now im bacj here #sorry its just every time i ask falling alseep tips its that. like jfc man #like eeeeeeverybody thinks theyre so smart and smug and shit when they say it i just wanna sleeeepppp goddddd

[cozymochi]

do you think this will be how Sebek infiltrates the freshman gang

Ko-fi

#my art #sebek zigvolt #twisted wonderland #maybe i shoulda tried less #‘wanna hear a joke master lilia told me’ #’i forget how it starts but the punchline is LEAF me alone. im BUSHED’ #HE DOES take ppl on life changing field trips… #sorry not too many posts lately. still chipping away at comms.

[feyyyd]

paul: mansplain, manipulate, manslaughter feyd: hot damn

#*my gifs #dune #dune part 2 #dune spoilers #duneedit #feyd rautha #paul atreides #feyd x paul #austin butler #timothée chalamet #i do not like how this looks (rip my ps skills) but i had to lol #this is probably the worst thing i ever tried to colour and i come from kpop stage giffing im so sorry

[magicaldreamfox1]

ONE PIECE (2023) — 1×03 (totally unedited) (insp.)

#head in hands it's so serious for me #this is soooo unedited u guys zoro naturally has these hearts floating around his head whenever luffy does anything #also girls im so sorry i tried my best here with colouring and sharpening this is just what we have to deal with now #enjoy #one piece #one piece live action #zolu #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #tv shows #my gifs #luffy #zoro

[localapparently]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM DOKJA!!!

#GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED #im late im so sorry sobbing wailing i really tried my best to finish on time and i failed.. (in my timezone) . at least it turned out ok .. #namgung minyoung is like supposed to be twice everyones height but i made her small so she'd be in frame .. #um so sorry to lee sookyung whom i couldnt squeeze in here #orv #omniscient readers viewpoint #omniscient reader #omniscient reader fanart #orv fanart #kim dokja #kdj #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #hsy #yjh #yoohankim #yhk #asuka ren #kyrgios rodgraim #namgung minyoung #kim dokja's company #kimcom #kdjc #crit's art: orv

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wake up wintersberg nation

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #emetophobia #i think im doing that right #heraxic turned me back into a wintersberger #karl being a loser is so funny to me im sorry #i can draw tender and domestic wintersberg #but ill always have to tack on a stupid comic of karl stepping on a rake and getting hit in the face or something #hes just too fun to not poke fun at... #hes so fun... #ily karl #ur a freak and thats ok #tried drawing this in vc with my friends while screensharing and it was so passionate i got embarassed and stopped drawing

[wrath-incarnadine]

The devil on your shoulder

Progress shots under cut

Alternative version with just Gabriel blacked out

#I tried to replicate the album art #if the artists are allowed to be inconsistent with Gabriel’s sword sheaths so am I #Ultrakill #my art #art #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #if you want #but I want to so im tagging it #eye strain #messy #fanart #tumblr compression is mauling this thing sorry :(

[ignitefangs]

I owe you my life for giving me this idea

(forgive me for my sins)

#the band ghost #the band ghost art #swiss ghoul #sodo ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #rain ghoul #im sorry for taking so long #i tried my best i swear #he was just in a silly goofy mood

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.

#writeblr #this is a mashup of like 3 dates i accidentally went on lol #by that i mean that i was out with a woman on a date in 2 of these situations #and a man just. joined us. and we were too awkward to say anything while he tried to ''date'' me #& one was a longterm friend that i was like. you what???? #like he's nice he's a doctor and my mom was SO happy she was like raquel think about it #''it's a perfect love story you grew up together and reconnected as adults and like the same things and he's friends with ur brother #and his sister is one of ur close friends!!!'' #yes but alas. he is a boy . she only likes girls. can i make it any more obvious #anyway im tryna write about like the force of male attention being actually incredibly ingrained to women like we are SUPPOSED to like it #it's seen as the only important thing #even if ur gay #and it's a nuanced thing idk #and while rn i i.d. as lesbian #like .... it wouldn't be UNTRUE to say i am probably like ''cusp bisexual'' bc i CAN experience attraction to men bc like . #sexuality is fluid... #don't tell straight ppl tho bc they do not understand the concept that ppl don't necessarily need a solid everlasting label #they're like GET in the BOX #if ur gay & in boston i'm 30 and pretty please come kiss me. #(i usually only date older ppl sorry in advance tho)

[isjasz]

[Day 179]

Preening doodle it is so hard to draw actually I have no clue what I'm doin

#dddaily4sherin #desert duo #3rd life #3rd life smp #isdoodles #friend told me to draw preening and i realized i never tried drawing it HEAIDHELPW #also sorry for just doodling these past few days im gonna. not cook up insane pieces for a while probably to get things done o7 FJWKWJW #🫡