dandelion: geralt — a moment ago, i spoke with a dryad in the common speech, she spoke without an accent, she told me . . .
geralt: you dreamed it, dandelion. this is brokilon. many things can be dreamed here.
dandelion: really?
geralt: of course. many strange and illusory things can be dreamed. for instance, i dreamed we had sex last night.
dandelion:
dandelion: that actually happened, though
geralt:
geralt: oh yeah. so it did
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one day you’re a teenager sobbing in your bedroom about how lonely you feel and the next you’re in your twenties burning incense while the love of your life cooks dinner and the sun is warmly illuminating your beautiful apartment in your favourite city and everything has been worth it to get to this point.
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Am begging you for more Arven X nb reader. Mayhaps some headcannons for a reader with insomnia?
Oh fuck yeah my first headcanons request I love doing these because I can do them FAST AS FUCK BOIIII
(Also to the two anons in my inbox - I see you, don't worry, I've already drafted your requests (。•̀ᴗ-)✧)
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Arven X NB Reader
Insomnia Headcanons
> Okay, insomnia sucks total ass. There are some moments where you want a pokemon to use hypnosis on you, but you're concerned about the safety of that and would rather not become comatose.
> Arven, with his completely erratic sleep schedule, is often awake at ungodly hours skulking around for ingredients or just wandering Paldea.
> He can absolutely tell when you've gone a night or two without proper sleep, and he is not having it!!
> This man would fight Arceus in your name if it meant you got a full 8 hours of sleep.
> Absolutely insists that you call him when you can't fall asleep, disregards the fact that he might be asleep himself
> If he's not already with you, he'll go wherever you happen to be lend a hand. This includes taking Flying Taxis across the region. He's very dedicated to health.
> He's always got a stock of Herba Mystica on hand, and even if it tastes arguably unpleasant, Salty Herba Mystica works wonders with helping you mellow out and relax.
> Arven will drop everything for the rest of the evening to spend time with you, and will happily do anything you think will help
> You find that listening to him talk soothes you, and so you just sort of have random conversations or ask him to talk about his day most of the time
> Mabosstiff helps. He's the perfect fluffy weighted blanket and will squish you the moment he is given the chance
> It's hard not to doze off when you're that comfortable, honestly
> Getting a perfect night of sleep may not be entirely plausible for you, at least not by normal standards.
> But it's perfect enough for you.
> Arven sticks out the whole night with you, even if he doesn't fall asleep himself
> And honestly just really enjoys when you wake up refreshed because he hates seeing you miserable and tired all the time
> The morning cuddles are a nice bonus!!
> Even when Mabosstiff crushes the both of you.
> Haha squished by the dog.
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Thank u for requesting and I hope u enjoy my friend!! May your sleep be ever... Sleepy.
Also the bot with Mabosstiff may or may not have been inspired by my dog deciding that he is the perfect weighted blanket, despite being a chihuahua, so whenever he detects that I am awake he stomps all over me to cuddle. It's a nice gesture.
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If Disney wanted to make their 100th animated film a mix of CGI and hand-drawn animation they should've stretched Once Upon A Studio into a feature-length film somehow.
EDIT: I meant 100th year of Disney celebration film, not 100th film, sorry.
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Lulu is back and has a question for everyone
What is an achievement that makes you happy? Doesn't have to be big or grand, can be as simple as "I drank water today", as long as it's something you're proud of
Beating agoraphobia without ever going to therapy, I wouldn't say it was all by myself, but I certainly did it alone (it was during pandemic, my family was really stressed out with other things, never noticed I don't blame them for that <3).
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