#idk what made me think of this

[crybaby-bkg]

you’re watching one of those old timey movies with Bakugou on the couch one night, snuggled into his side as you share a bowl of popcorn. he’s been complaining the whole time and you don’t blame him, but you can’t help but feel a little mushy as you watch the lead actor dip his wife before consuming her in a passionate kiss. you hum under your breath, grabbing another handful of popcorn as Bakugou groans dramatically beside you.

“How come you don’t dip me like that when we kiss?” you ask him, tilting your head so you can catch the way his jaw works, how his eyebrows screw down a little as he glances at you from the corner of his eye.

“‘Cause it’s fuckin’ corny.” He grunts, pinching your side a little when you huff under your breath. you don’t say anything else about it for the rest of the night, but Bakugou noticed how quiet you got, your deflated look momentarily before changing the subject to make fun of another bad part of the movie.

it’s been days, and you’ve honestly forgotten about the whole situation, which is why it surprises you at Bakugou’s sudden urgency when he stomps into your shared home. before you can even greet him, you take him in as he comes damn near charging at you. he’s covered in dirt and soot and grime, still wears his work boots that track footprints on your pretty floors, his mask pushed up messily into his hair as he comes at you with his hands out.

you squeak in surprise when he grabs you up, your whole world flipping, stomach dropping when you’re suddenly hovering inches above the ground. his face is close to yours, eyebrows drawn down, and you giggle in shock as you wrap your arms around his neck.

“Katsuki, what the fuck are you doing?” you laugh, clinging onto him for dear life as he holds you there, staring down at you with this soft pout and even softer eyes. they search your face for a second before he grunts, ducking down to plant his mouth against yours.

“Shaddup and enjoy the romantic moment, dumbass,” he mutters, before fully pressing his lips to yours. it’s hard to kiss back when you’re smiling so hard, giggling against him as you kiss and kiss and kiss him until you feel his own grin and teeth clash against yours.

dramatically, Bakugou brings you back upright, fixing your clothes and pinching at your lips when he sees you about to talk again. you only smile as big as you can, murmuring, such a sap, as much as you can. he only huffs under his breath, kissing at your pinched lips before turning on his heel to take off his boots finally.

“My little romantic,” you coo at him as you follow him like a lovesick puppy. Bakugou only toes his shoes off with a cute frown at you, mumbling,

“Not a damn word about this, you sap.”

#idk what made me think of this #I had a connection and then forgot completely #anyway I think dip kisses are so cute #and he’s v much so a sap that I adore #okay gn I’ll post now and schedule again for later :) #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫

[exoticshit]

Neil: you have really pretty eyes..

Todd: thank you..?

Neil: *leans in slowly*

Todd: NO! You can't have them!!

#idk what made me think of this #dead poets society #todd anderson #anderperry #neil perry #dead poets #dps #charlie dalton #gerard pitts #richard cameron #stephen meeks

[mystrixstory]

“Arthur look at the stage, I think Bonnie might have moved. Ok good he’s still there. Ok now look at pirate cove.”

“…Arthur he’s gone.”

“What?”

“Foxy is gone Arthur close the door ARTHUR”

“I-I’m trying John! Let the find the button!”

“Jesus fucking Christ Arthur!”

#idk what made me think of this #but anyways #malevolent #malevolent shitpost

[podcastwizard]

she let me hit because she's bewitched me body and soul and i love, love, love her

#pride and prejudice #idk what made me think of this

[lesbianpepsi]

sam is the type of gf to say "what's the movie/show you like?" whenever you ask her what she wants to watch. and then you get into a twenty minute conversation trying to figure out which show/movie she was waffling about with details like this:

s: there's a woman in the show

you: you seriously can't remember anything else?

s: ... she's a brunette

you: *eye twitch*

#goose chats #idk what made me think of this #i want sam as my gf now #sam carpenter headcanons #sam carpenter

[ojisanmuramasa]

....Hey, fun thought experiment: What if Macaque’s true form isn’t this-

But, it’s really this-

#idk what made me think of this #but i have been suddenly possessed by this thought #i think- i think something about sha wujing and zhu bajie's before and after becoming pilgrims suddenly struck me #six eared macaque #lmk macaque #lego monkie kid macaque #lmk #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid macaque #lego macaque #macaque

[transgenderfivepebbles]

babygirl your shimmering golden scales and ethereal soundtrack have conquered my heart and soul

#ramblings #rain world echo #idk what made me think of this

[goddessemily]

Klance Phantom of the Opera au where Keith his the phantom and Lance is Christine except when it’s revealed what Keith looks like without the mask Lance is like “wait that’s it? A scar across your cheek? That’s hot as fuck”

Djcnjciffmdbsk this is so dumb

#klance #klance au #idk what made me think of this #actually yes I do #I’m in an airport and #someone is playing music if the night #and I’m reading klance #keith voltron #keith kogane #lance voltron #lance mcclain #vld #Voltron

[the-wandering-waif]

Can someone please tell me how Fry was able to enroll at Mars University when he literally didn't have a high school transcript and there wouldn't even be any records of his existence at all in the 31st century.

#futurama #phillip j fry #philip j fry #idk if he spell his name with one l or two and im too lazy to look it up #idk what made me think of this #but yeah what would the requirements be in order for fry to get in?? #be a human being?? #if so thats pretty sick #mars university

[stillgeekingout]

something I have noticed spending more time in queer activism spaces:

people have made the effort to say "folks" as a replacement for "guys"/"ladies and gentlemen"/etc.

this leads to "folks" being a natural part of their vocabulary

this leads to people saying "folks" as a replacement for "people"

which is very funny to me. like. "we have [x accommodation] for folks who might need that" isn't THAT weird of a sentence I guess and I can't think of a more clunky example but I have heard "folks" used so many times when I'm like... you could've just said "people". "people" would've been a perfectly functional and gender neutral word in that sentence.

I've also heard it used to replace "anyone/everyone" for example "we have some lemonade if folks want to grab that" like??? there's nothing Wrong with it but Why. we already have perfectly fine gender neutral ways to say this.

#idk what made me think of this #I'm more likely to say y'all rather than folks to like address a group in a gender neutral way #so I think I just haven't put it into my vocab in the way these people have #excuse me. in the way these folks have

[owen-not-carvour]

if only owen had been french.

then he could’ve kissed curt practically whenever he wanted.

it’d be like how owen gets away with the excessive use of pet names and affection for curt because he’s british and that’s just how he is,, but extend it to kisses lol

it’d go like this:

owen: *kisses curts cheek in like,, the middle of a conversation*

literally anyone: hey wtf isn’t that only for greetings??

curt: ah no see he’s actually from this really weird part of france where they just kinda do it at anytime they see fit. just one of those weird cultural things i guess lol.

them: ah sure that checks out. french people are weird like that ig.

#this is so dumb #idk what made me think of this #guess i just wanted them to be able to do whatever they wanted forever lol #i love the What Ifs for spies #anyway- #spies are forever #owen carvour #agent curt mega #curtwen

[lildudie18]

🐞 oh no ! I accidentally caused the bubsy time machine to work ! and now you and I are forced to be thrown back two centuries in time ! 🐞

🐞 can you, fellow traveler, guess who this is ?! 🐞

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🐞 hello everyone ! as a huge ahh history nerd it's my time to shine and portray a certain era in a funny way ! as always don't take my words for granted for history can be portrayed and perceived differently by everyone, again: this post is for entertainment purposes so do not get all worked up over it 🙈 🐞

🐞 here's your comic 🏃‍♀️ 🐞

🐞 (if you did guess correctly you get smth from me ig..) 🐞

🐞 thank you for reading *sprints so far away you can't catch me and question why I made this but I stop once I see you're questioning the amazing eye ball perspective I drew instead* 🐞

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #anime #bnha #mha #anime art #bakugo #deku #kaminari #jiro #live laugh love ottoman empire #history #mohammed ali pasha #history humor #idk what made me think of this #bubs' favorites #fanart #art #wow #I fr don't know how people will react to this #so be KIND PLEASE #I spent like four hours in this bc I wasn't sure how to draw it #thank you. next

[bpdfox]

I'm 57 days sober. Somehow.

#idk what made me think of this #in the middle of a breakdown #i speak #7.26.23

[ggswaywardgifrepository]

When I was a kid, my uncle gave me a Famous Amos keychain shaped like a chocolate chip cookie. I still have it.

Anyway, I wasn’t familiar with the brand and couldn’t read cursive particularly well at the time and was convinced he’d given me a Famous Anus keychain.

My mom, despite her best efforts, couldn’t convince me otherwise.

#famous Amos #idk what made me think of this #shit kids do

[aster-is-tired]

silly random headcanon:

since Annie and Garcello originally weren't supposed to know each other, Carbon and Rascal dont know each other

idk just a silly random thing i thought of just now

yeah

#hazy river #idk what made me think of this #its very random lmao

[mistylakeee]

no thoughts, just Jesper performing “It’s About Damn Time” with Wylan’s flute accompaniment

#jesper fahey #wylan van eck #soc #six of crows #they would kill it yall #slay the house down #crow club wouldn’t be able to handle it #idk what made me think of this #apologies