#if he has 1 fan it’s me

[b0tsbby]

Saw someone comment that they “wished Captain Laserhawk was only about Rayman and the bullfrog” and I think I may have disassociated.

#like #Oh! #oh? #that’s a whole narrative boy #a whole arc you just didn’t engage with #anyways #Dolph Jade and Pey’J sweep #Holloway you can stay #i am forever loyal to Captain Dolph Laserhawk #if he has a a million fans I’m one of them #if he has 1 fan it’s me #if he has no fans i am dead #b0tstalks #captain laserhawk #I still love the frog I DO but this is a ridiculous statement #idgaf about Rayman sorry #dolph laserhawk #Dolph 4eva❤️ #Jade til eternity #Pey’J had a fumble moment #But I can’t lie he was a real one at the end

[rypnami]

yeah he’s cool but can he act, voice act, AND sing?

#and is just a general cutie patootie? #i think not #no shade to anyone at all #but joshua shea just stays elite i’m afraid #if he has 1 fan it’s me #if he has no fans i am dead

[balletfilmss]

“we need more complex characters!”

not after what yall did to my sweet boy jason grace.

#yes im back w another one #justice for my bby boy jason #yall just hate him because he’s not percy #if jason grace has 1 fan it is me if he has 0 fans i am dead. #pjo #percy jackson #jasongrace #jason grace #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fandom #heroes of olympus #jason #hoo #pjo hoo toa #jason grace imagines

[apollosfavkiddo]

Hi, I just saw your Jason Grace general headcanons and I was wondering, can you do a Jason Grace boyfriend headcanons this time?

Jason Grace boyfriend hcs

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content: jason grace boyfriend material

warnings: f1 references, one direction references, other than that just mushy gushy fluff

a/n: yk what? i absolutely hate writing hcs. i prefer one thousand times to write fics. the problem is, i don’t have creativity enough to write a fic, and neither do i have time. when i have inspiration, im usually in class and i hate writing fics in my notebook but whatever. i hope you enjoy?? lmk!!

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He. Is. The cutest boyfriend ever. In the whole world.

He’s literally the sweetest person

With you? My gods

My boy’s whipped.

He’d do absolutely anything you asked him to do, and it’s kinda cute

But also kinda scary cause he’d kill someone if you asked him to

He memorized all of your favorite artists’ songs so you can talk about that together

Frequent dates!!

Lots of gifts in absolutely random occasions

At the beginning of, he was so touch starved it was almost pitiful

But he started to loosen up the more you got into the relationship

Now he just can’t keep his hands away from you, doesn’t matter how

Interlocking pinkies or hands? Check. Hugging you from behind if you’re talking to someone? As long as you don’t get uncomfortable.

He’s just super clingy, and it’s the cutest thing ever.

He looks just like a lost puppy.

He just needs a little bit of love

Cause it’s all too much for little Jason Grace

F1 joke sorry i can’t help myself

ANYWAYS

Back to my man

He loves when you braid his hair or just spend time with you in general.

He always seems to know when you’re down

Cause he usually does know

And when you’re with your friends and he notices you’re not feeling well

He gives an excuse and pulls you with him

When you get to his cabin he just cradles you into his chest and whispers sweet nothings into your ear.

He’s a great listener, and his favorite part of the day is when he gets to come home and listen to you

If you’re not the talker type, he can talk for you

He just wants you to feel comfortable around him, always.

He feels so bad when you’re mad at him or he knows he did something that probably hurt you

Even if it didn’t, he’ll apologize for the next weeks

And some days you’re just cuddling together in a totally allowed sleepover (Aphrodite threatened Mr. D to let you sleep together, but that’s not the point), he’ll just sniffs in your hair and mumble soft ‘i’m sorry’s and ‘i love you’s into your head.

He’s just the cutest person in the world.

You know that song “In a world of boys he’s a gentleman”?

It’s him. Momma Taylor wrote it for him. I know, i was there. I was the pen.

Sometimes he just gets super clingy out of nowhere, and it’s super cute in your opinion

Even if he’s embarrassed of it later on.

If you have curly hair, he’ll ask Leo how to style your curls so he can help you

He also learns all your skincare steps so he can help you with it when you’re too tired to do it yourself

He loves when you just lay on his chest and falls asleep, he can keep reading and caressing you

He’s so in love with you it’s gross

You can bet your life that he has a picture of you in his wallet

And if demigods had phones, his wallpaper would be you & him

Oh, i just know he loves listening to one direction with you

I’m not gonna elaborate. He just does.

He’s a very smart man, so he studies a lot

And he absolutely loves when you’re there with him

But in the end he doesn’t study, he just admires you as you scrunch your nose and pouts, trying to understand something.

He loves loves LOVES going on double dates, like you & him and will & nico. It’s like his two favorite people in the world and Will as a bonus

Hehehe sorry he loves Will too

But not as much as he loves you and his younger brother Nico

If you have younger siblings in the mortal side, he’s always asking to go to your house cause he LOVES kids

He just loves to take care of them

And deep down he’s also a little bit scared that maybe he’ll not live enough to have his own

But sometimes, in the middle of the night (when the wolves come down) he finds himself staring at the ceiling and imagining how you and his kids would look like

Would they have your hair and his eyes? Maybe your freckles and his personality?

He just likes to imagine how would it be like, your family

For last, your mortal parent immediately likes him. Like, sure, there’s that whole “if-you-hurt-my-daughter” blah blah blah

BUT

they know that he’s super protective

But he’s a great boyfriend.

And if you’re happy, they’re happy too.

And Jason fits in that list.

a/n pt2: I. MADE. IT. LONG. AND I CANT BELIEVE IT!! but look, i promise that im writing a real thing, it’s just that im drowning in homework and my mom is gonna give birth soon and. i feel like jason rn tbh

#postcards from leah #jason grace #heroes of olympus #jason grace x reader #pjo hoo toa #jason grace x y/n #jason grace x you #heroes of olympus x reader #pjo #if jason grace has 1 fan it is me if he has 0 fans i am dead. #jason grace supremacy #in jason we believe

[skitskatdacat63]

He is so 🤏

+

#lmao suzuki i thought of you at the last minute and had to ref the 'he likes to feel tall' mene #<- i mean duh its canon. babygirl is constantly sitting on countertops #just sometimes more uh slayfully like the third image #well guys as you can tell im a big fan of that recent tiktok #so thought i should draw some of the moments cause aghhhh hes brainrotted me so badly #as suzuki pointed out to me. he has this distinct look of partial shame in the bts of the microwave vid #i like to think he came to work that morning and was like omg jimmy i have a tiktok vid #and then halfway thru making it was like: oh wow this is more embarrassing to do than i thought it would be #but dw cringe is dead to him. he doesnt care >:) #but if this is a mere glimpse of the silliness that is yet to come in this coming season. god im so excited to see more of his antics #bros seriously been liveblogging his work days since he got back to the factory 😭😭 #they should make a legitimate cinematic day in the life vid of him not just a tiktok or clipe #*clips #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #catie.art.

[cerealbishh]

"Whoever put you on that bull screwed you over, you're better than that. Unless you've gotten a lot worse over the last five years."

"... I was surprised to see you there."

#outer range #outer range s1 #rhett abbott #maria olivares #lewis pullman #isabel arraiza #rhett x maria #... it's been two years and i still don't know their ship name #i just wanted to make a gifset about all the times she's been at his competitions #idk i just miss them #we still have a little over a month till we get them back #outer range 1x01 #outer range 1x03 #outer range 1x08 #pls her little giggle and the hand over her heart is everything to me #if maria has 1 fan i'm all 1 of them #pls the way she was just staring at him until he looked her way...

[emeraldwarriors]

begging jeremy adams please make them friends this time around and let hal!!! apologize!!!!!!!

#hal jordan #carol ferris #halcarol #green lantern #绿灯小丑 #woah i havent really looked into this sideblog for months lmfao my bad #but i caught up with the issues recently and wtf why is barry encouraging hal to be a homewrecker WHEN HAL REALIZES HE SHOULD LET CAROL GO. #[pushes barry down a flight of stairs] #listen im halcarol no.1 fan always has been but if hal and carol stayed close friends in this run i would see god #THEY WORK WELL TOGETHER GIVE ME THE FERRIS AIR TEAM BACK + tom #anyway those flowers mean smth but im too lazy to type it out just analyze yourself if you care a lot about halcarol . cheers #this art looks bad bc i havent drawn in a bit after getting sick but i needed to post it to post my point <- very sane thought process

[thewomancallednova]

Okay, so Mumbo's HC1 video led me down a Joe Hills rabbit hole and now I'm watching his first season. And then I thought about how (IIRC) Joe did webcomics before joining Hermitcraft and that's how GenerikB noticed him, but surely he must have played Minecraft before Hermitcraft? Like, just because I like Neil Gaiman's writing doesn't mean I invite him to my Minecraft server, first I check if he's uploaded any lets plays to his YouTube channel, right?

So I scrolled down for about eighteen minutes and found the first Joe Hills video. And it's Super Hostile... Part 2! And it's not like Super Hostile Part 1 was lost in time, it's right there to the left of Super Hostile 2, uplaoded on the same day, but apparently slightly later. Somehow, this is once again the most Joe Hills thing and he even did it before he could've had any idea that he'd still be doing that twelve years later.

#its also fascinating how little joes energy in videos has changed since season 1. He does a thing with Xisuma and X is all #not projecting his voice and being timid and all and Joe's like “HOWDY YALL JOE HILLS FROM NASHVILLE TENESSE HERE!” #Also my sincere apologies to the three people who followed me because of Star Trek I'm also a fan of youtube blockmen #but joe is also a star trek fan so yay right? he has a server called deep slate nine #truly one of us #hermitcraft #joe hills #mcyt #the joe hills difference #joe hills from nashville tenessee #i dont know how tenese is spelled and didnt want to look it up #i feel i probably got it right one time statistically speaking

[foxgloveinspace]

People jumping ship cause of the new masks is very ahhhh. Telling. Tbh.

#very much so #tell me you where only here cause of the looks without telling me your only here cause of the looks #listen. I miss the old masks already too. that’s not the point. #you can mourn for something without that taking away your joy for it. #‘it’s all moving so fast’ iii has been turning red since July. #‘they’re evolving too fast’ or we just got here later then others. #‘I can’t even listen anymore’ sucks to be you. the music that has been put out hasn’t changed so I don’t understand this one #‘they’re gonna get cancelled over this’ ok. I guess this is just thinning out the people who were real fans and who where fake fans #I’m gonna be a sleep token fan til the end. if this is the way they want their image to go? I’ll follow. if we get heavier music next? #sounds fucking amazing to me. (I listen to heavier stuff anyway). #idk I just think it’s so so so fucking telling. that if your jumping ship cause their Live Performance Aesthetic has changed… you didn’t #mean it when you said sleep token was important to you. #like I’m 100% MOURNING the old masks. I am BMO with Finn’s old hair sobbing about the old masks. #but I know this too shall pass #this is how I fucking felt about Vessel’s mask change #and to everyone going ‘what about Vessel and the Chior!’ #1). VESSEL HAD A MASK CHANGE EARLIER THIS YEAR!!! he isn’t gonna change masks again so fast those fuckers r expensive! #2). the choir did have a change?? they wherent wearing robes at all and where in body chains they looked amazing #I get we are all neurodiverse and hate change but take a deep breath before you renounce all your sleep token love #I’m guessing Vessel will get a new mask in April again. for the kick off show. #tonight was a closing show. and he didn’t FEEL GOOD. I wouldn’t be surprised that if he was gonna do something with a new mask #if he pushed it back because he didn’t feel good. #he performed a whole show while we could TELL his throat was hurting. fuck. #I want to wrap him up in a warm hug and give him hot water with honey in it. #idk I’m rambling. it’s just telling.

[traxanaxanos]

Samantha Wildman is honestly sooo funny as a background character because she’s like...such a normie against the rest of the Voyager crew, who just pops up occasionally to have normal conversations and experience horrors.

Janeway has a martyr complex and is constantly battling the narrative for dominance

Harry Kim has his whole complex where he’s trapped as both the golden boy and the ensign while also dying and being killed and being brought back just a little different every episode

Seven of Nine has her everything going on

Kes and Neelix are weirdos with species-wide trauma and Neelix died

B’Elanna also died and went to hell

Lon Suder

And Samantha is just like, working in the science lab while untold horrors stalk the halls of the Voyager, looking forward to whatever Neelix has whipped up in the kitchen

The few appearances/mentions she has that aren’t Life Threatening Crisis are

really sweet if it wasn’t in the context of a horrifying episode reveal that Samantha devotedly watches Neelix’s little news show every day (neelix superfan). Average woman turning on France 24/BBC every morning and the forecast is never not unspeakable monsters

bumbles into stopping a guy’s suicide attempt by requesting a bedtime story for her child

stereotypical conversation about having to provide new clothes for fast growing child (derailed)

one person on the ship enthusiastic about Neelix’s cooking (#1 Neelix fan)

xenobiologist inexplicably sent on a ship whose mission is to go hunt down terrorists, as if she’s going to get a spare moment to study the effects of long-term space habitation on hagfish or whatever

Like if Voyager had the tone of Lower Decks (animated), the recurring gag would be Samantha just doing her little nematode observations in the background while there’s a five-way borg/hirogen/alien anomaly/kazon/Q incursion going on, and talking to her coworkers about how Naomi’s drawings are like, really really good. Have you seen how good she’s gotten at shading? She’s just an average woman trapped on the most ridiculous and protagonist-laden ship in the known universe. The inherent humor and horror of being a background character in the genre of Epics

#Samantha wildman #star trek #star trek voyager #Tuvok is like a well-adjusted adult who has learned to cope with his underlying idiosyncracies #shout out to tuvok #I do think he and Sam would at least be friendly as the most emotionally balanced members of the crew #Number 1 Neelix fan (samantha wildman) #Number 1 Samantha Wildman fan (me) #Even IF we accept that voyager was crewed to test it out and that the test had to coincide with a dangerous mission #why did the science labs needed to be crewed? #like could they not test if the life science module or whatever would work in drydock? #some poor fuck on odysseus' boat just trying to enjoy a nice dolphin sighting #some poor fuck on voyager just trying to enjoy a space dolphin sighting

[cryptamen]

Me: I'm not buying another fucking mortal kombat game just for the plot. It is still objectively the same game as 11 (switch) and 7 (xbox one)

Also me:

YOU PUT IT DOWN LIKE NEW YORK CITY I NEVER SEEN WILD LIKE LOS ANGEL--

#mk1 #mortal kombat #Old mortal kombat fan #I still havent purchased it cause I'd want good graphics and I have a switch. #Mk #Mortal Kombat 1 #New gen Johnny Cage is my current favorite of any variation. #Even beating out 11 for me #And thats when we got Johnny has a bad family lore and Hes a nuclear bomb lore #<333 #johnshi #nothing to do with this post but I am obsessed with them and will eventually draw them

[fangerine]

lmao, why are people characterizing max as a "whiner" about the lv gp??? he's been bringing up very valid points about the issues with this gp but god forbid he be honest and truthful, than sucking some exec's dick.

#it's not like the fans are big fans of this gp either #especially the people who actually went #it makes me so happy that he won because now f1 has to deal with the guy that shit on their race take all the glory #f1 #formula 1 #las vegas gp 2023 #max verstappen

[gncrezan]

thinking about the infamous blog mentioning genshin and sebastian in the same sentence i feel a little ill actually

#i also like thinking seb has some stubble. for my sake. #well less stubble that he wants and more 'sometimes he simply doesn't bother to shave' #the couple i really think would work out the least but i like the idea of them becoming odd friends ... #or at least there's a certain . like. boundary aki feels a little weird about how maya is like his ride or die number 1 fan #and seb happens to be her dad. and there's some kind of 'huh this is a little weird for me' thing. also not cut out to rly be a dad #not immune to making memes about it though #infamous #infamous if #my art #sebastian holland #maya holland #akihiro yasumi #edit: fixed a broken link lol #AND ALSO i got that old man (wrio) and am gunning for his weapon. 90 primos and a dream

[aquariusdeanw]

“S1/S2 Mike Wheeler would hate s3/s4 Mike Wheeler!”

Oh, would he?

Mhmmm let’s see the facts shall we!!

Season one Mike Wheeler, the one that lashed out at El everytime something went bad with the Will case??

«What’s wrong with you? What is wrong with you?!»

«You made me think Will was okay, that he was still out there, but he wasn’t. He wasn’t! Maybe you thought you were helping, but you weren’t. You hurt me. Do you understand? What you did sucks. Lucas was right about you. All along.»

Without even giving her the time to explain. He never apologized.

S2 Mike Wheeler? Your saint? Oh so we’re just gonna forget how he treated Max?

«You agreed to invite her? She’s ruining the best night of the year.»

«You don’t want me in your party!» «correct!» «why not?» «because you’re annoying!»

«we need to talk, party members only.» «mike c’mon!» «no, this is not negotiable!»

«I get why El was your mage now.» «what?» «Lucas told me about her» «he shouldn’t have, and just because you know the truth, that doesn’t mean you’re in our party. You know that right?»

And he NEVER apologized.

“Oh but he was just worried about Will 🥺 that’s a natural response to finding out your friend is dead 🥺”

“Oh but he was mourning Eleven 🥺 he felt like everyone was moving on from her 🥺”

SO YOU AGREE? His lashing outs are totally understandable if you put them in the right context? It’s almost like he prioritizes whoever of his loved ones is in danger/hurt.

Now, I know that y’all care about everyone else’s trauma but Mike’s but I think, I THINK, that there is a reason why a model student, classic nerdy kid starts cheating in his tests, misbehaving and vandalizing the school. It’s not like he saw the girl that he loved fucking disintegrate in front of his eyes at the age of twelve. Because it’s totally healthy for a kid to call a presumed dead girl for 353 days and no one comforts him about it.

Now, by some freaking miracle, he gets her back. But she’s not just a normal girl, she’s like Superman, she’s the one that always gets put in danger. So Mike has to live with the constant fear of losing her. It’s almost like y’all keep ignoring the broken record of:

«I can’t lose you again» - season 2!

«Because I love her, and I can’t lose her again!» - season 3 !

«El, I don’t know how to live without you. I can’t lose you.» -season 4!

This kid is traumatized by losing El. So of course he’s concerned about it when Hopper threatens him saying that he could ban him from seeing her. When the freaking government comes in and tells him that he may never see her again. On top of that, I don’t know if you guys actually heard what he was talking about with Will in the car, but his self confidence is in hell. He feels that he is undeserving of El’s love and that’s another reason of worrying over how he may lose her.

Y’all mad. Mad because these last 2 seasons it was Will receiving the short end of the stick because for once in his life Mike prioritizes someone that was not him. He tried to apologize to Will after their fight in s3, he apologized to Will after their argument in s4. That’s more than what he actually did in s1/2 to El/Max. He still asked him if everything was okay in the theater in s3, he still put a hand on his shoulder and reassured him that they’d kill Vecna without a doubt.

“But he didn’t realize Will was crying in the car.” Okay cut him some slack for once, FOR ONCE. The military wants to kill his gf and he was thinking about what Will said to him. And even if he confronted him, then Will would’ve had to lie to him, because I don’t know if you have noticed; Will was not ready to explicitly come out to his brother, you think he would’ve come out to his unrequited crush? He lied about the painting saying it was El who commissioned it for a reason.

Mike loves his friends, he loves his girlfriend. He’s a fourteen year old boy that can’t express his feelings because the last time he interacted with his family was 49292 years go, he has anger issues, abandonment trauma, and y’all act as if he’s Jason or Billy.

People love traumatized characters until they display symptoms of trauma.

#the mike manifesto #if mike wheeler has 100 fans I’m one of them. if mike wheeler has 1 fan then it’s me. if he has 0 fans I’m no longer on this earth. #i’m sorry if I get him in a way deeper and more intellectual way that you ever will #stranger things s4 #st4 #will Byers #eleven hopper #mileven #mike wheeler #stranger things #long post

[variousqueerthings]

the nature of being a johnny lawrence fan, is that it is often indistinguishable from being a johnny lawrence hater, and I don't think I have that with any other character. usually I'm very protective of my faves (including in cobra kai, daniel, sam, kreese, and tsilver), but johnny, I very much enjoy reading all the reasons people dislike his character, nodding along like "yeah what an inconsistent mess, you're so right, carmen pls u deserve better narrative to work with, terry silver was telling the truth when he mocked his fatherhood abilities, but alas the writing will never support it"

#johnny lawrence fans 🤝 johnny lawrence haters -- wtf is going on with johnny lawrence's character in s5???????? #johnny lawrence #cobra kai #ck #i can write miles of text about the queercoding of johnny lawrence #and also about how terribly inconsistent the writing for him is due to a sexist notion that he must be a Badass #actually i think johnny lawrence is one of the most interesting case studies of this phenomenon #obvs most famously archetyped by dean winchester -- but i think jlaw is even More That #1. literal 80s character so all these people read him through a particular nostalgia lens #2. in a show that is possibly Thee most trope-filled nostalgia show i have ever seen be that way Accidentally #(riverdale was doing it on purpose -- stranger things... yeah maybe but i think cobra kai is even more on the nose actually) #3. played by quite a sensitive actor actually who deeply cares about the nuance of the character #which appears to be at constant war with the intentions of the narrative he has to appear in #4. and like. the writers Know about the queercoding because they've interacted with fans (nicely actually) #but they have literally no idea what to do with it but ALSO have lampshaded it occasionally #it's... it's fascinating.... #they want so badly for him to win but they're going about it the wrong way -- the narrative continues to be circular/an inward spiral #nothing has changed except for the reactions of other characters #jlaw must remain static because of our nostalgia but also be important to the story somehow #the Tension of it all is personally delicious to me but man is it frustrating as well

[randomfingthings]

Wait waittttt wait 😭

So no one was gonna tell me Charles leclerc, CHARLES LECLEE 🗣🗣ERcK is a fuckin the strokes fan?!? 👀😭👀👀😭🤚

Im supposed to find that out on my own through a random tiktok??;;!? HFBKZN😭

#my fav band #is his hype song #he has good taste??! 😌 #somehow i am now even more of a fan of his 😭 #he got me simpin now #he can do no wrong 😭 #f1 #charles leclerc #formula 1 #formula one #the strokes #adults are talking #wdc immediately IMMEDIATELY 😭🤚