#im allowed to joke

[fyeah-tmnt]

Yes i'm part of the LGBT

Leenage Gutant Binja Turtles

#they are all queer your honor #tmnt #tmnt meme #rottmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 2003 #im allowed to joke #i'm queer #contribution

[ivytwines]

much ado about nothing is a bisexual awakening story but it’s about the shocking realization that ur attracted to the opposite sex

#im allowed to make jokes about lesbians who turn bisexual because that’s what happened to me #much ado about nothing #ivy speaks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's most annoying man is not allowed outside due to his inability to shut up

#AYYYY LIGHTS OUT IS BACK BABEY LETS GO #howdy is Suffering in this au ive come to realize #more so than i previously thought! #he's cooped up in a slightly too small shell of a building #rarely allowed outside bc hes too noisy </3 #mans is desperately Understimmed #wally isnt trying to be harsh hes just asking an honest & earnest question <3 #i have another scribble floating around somewhere of wally putting his hand over howdy's mouth and saying Hush #i think its a funny running joke. everyone is constantly like 'howdy please for the love of fuck. shut up' #he strikes me as the type to talk when nervous. and bored. and excited. hes a talker tell me im wrong #scribble salad #wh lights out au #welcome home au #hes BORED hes with the (objectively) Unfunniest neighbors hes BORED did i mention hes BORED #howdy: *stuffing pouring out of him after getting maimed* this is actually much better than being in the post office #frank: we're going to put you on a leash i swear to fucking god

[so-very-small]

#im allowed to make this joke im autistic #tbh when i got diagnosed my first thought was like. oh THAT explains the lifelong size fixation

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I shall force you to unironically declare that you're 'not like other girls'

#i dont care what pronouns you use you have to say 'im not like other girls' like you mean it #to make it worse you have to add on something like “i hate shopping” or “I read” or 'i'm not a sl*t' #sorry non-girls you're not allowed to make it into a joke with the addendum 'I'm not one' you just have to say it #you get bonus points if you say something about converse or being quirky #(these are bold words coming from a woman wearing converse right now mind you) #read the tags

[sonknuxadow]

LOVE LOSES !!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry the idea of most of sonics rivals having a crush on him while sonic himself doesnt know or just doesnt care is really funny to me #anyway idk how i feel about how this looks i jusst kinda rushed it out to get it out of my head #wihtout caring about it looking perfect #this is what i was talking about earlier btw. #when i said i wasgonna try to draw something for valentines but its not actual serious ship art #im a little late . but its still the 14th somewhere im sure #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #jet the hawk #am i allowed to tag the ships if theyre one sided will people get annoyed with me if i do that #whatever im doing it anyway. at the very least so people who dont wanna see ship stuff can filter it out #sonadow #sonknux #sonjet #my art #to be completely honest i dont feel anywhere near as strongly about the idea of shadow liking sonic as i do knuckles and jet liking sonic #but he gets to be included because i cant just make a joke about sonics rivals without including shadow

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

since the new twilight will be animated they BETTER not fuck up the sparkling like the movies did. those episodes better have epilepsy warnings before them.

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight reboot #edward cullen #bella swan #molly mumbles #im not allowed near flashing lights im legally allowed to make that joke dont worry #lmao

[ardentpoop]

for real going to cry thinking abt sam and bones

#spn #help im not joking 😭 #dean gets to relish his memories but sam's not allowed to bc it hurts dean that sam's best childhood memories dont include him #like LOOSEN UP buddy. sam learns abt and empathizes more and more w/ dean's perspective but dean does not extend that same understanding #or even the Attempt at understanding as the series progresses... to sam #he needs to be centered!!!! #it's an affront that a memory that was for dean traumatic and stressful was to sam his first taste of freedom and autonomy #and then dean can't grasp why sam wanted to get away lmao #5.16

[gascreates]

(he is not hiding it well)

in reference to the tiktok sound. video here

#trying so hard to not be embarrassed for hyperfixating #im allowed to make bad jokes with dumb accompanying art #i dont need to justify it #atla

[peasantexchangeprogram]

1492 is going to be my year

#IM SEPHARDIC IM ALLOWED 2 JOKE ABT IT

[makaira-art]

#miraculous ladybug #chat noir #Marinette Dupain-Cheng #adrien agreste #ladynoire #marichat #mister bug #adrinette #ml s5 spoilers #ml passion #ladynoir #ive been a TGs watcher since 2016 when they started im allowed to make that joke

[daunsun]

Guys I'm sorry my humor was so god awful it killed discord

#im legally not allowed to make jokes anymore they're lethal

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

context <3

#THE FUCKING SOUND I MADE READING THAT REPLY #poppy: this is a genuinely good option <3 #sally: ...we're literally 28 #and then wally slams his head into one of sally's points. Instantly lobotomizing himself #jokes aside this is just. its so funny #theyre too short.... #they need the high chairs.... #but how are they gonna get into them... too tall... poppy has to pick them up and put them in... #except i doubt either of them would allow that #wally would probs be like 'no thank you' while walking away while sally suggests 20 alternatives #'why dont we sit on the floor? or go to my place? or do literally anything else?' #scribble salad #on an entirely different note: #AHA! I HAVE PUZZLED OUT HOW TO DO SALLYS POINTS!! #i have never been good at drawing stars but!!! i have cracked the code with her!!! #im so happy.... tonight is a night of Figuring Essentially Useless Stuff Out but being very pleased about it Anyway!!!!

[thekidsarentalright]

seeing a fob fan on tiktok saying this is just like. wowwww ur so quirky and interesting for having this reductive opinion do you want an award?? do you want us to clap because you’re just so special and cool???

#i swear i barely use tiktok but when i do. i see shit like this. and it reminds me why i barely use it LMAO #the caption said it was a ‘half joke’ but like. girl where is the humor :/? #bc genuinely ppl like this partially joking or not are soooooo annoying why do u think ur special for preferring that fob over the other #when in fact the two fobs dont exist they are all the same its just that uh. theyve grown and changed. imagine that. christ x #and like im aware that it’s not that serious however im allowed to be a hater sometimes <3 #txt #p: 100

[amygdalae]

Reminder I don't want any pro ana blogs following me I'll block u if you do

#anorexia promoters when a real eater comes at them <- im allowed to make that joke due to my past #ed tw

[moeblob]

You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

#moe talks a lot #i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry #and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds #LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO #shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds #BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER #i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up #i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong #after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before #YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain #oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older #and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds #holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang #sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat #but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like #welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant #anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain #im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake #but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry #anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering