"WOW!" he cackles, practivally hyena-esque, "That was really something, cupcake! You really are a coward, aren't you?" (— @hyperionhandsome , from Jack, medieval Fantasy au?)
"I..."
The words had stung before Leonard could even realise he hadn't recognised the voice that spoke to him, though the way his expression had shifted had been miniscule in comparison - the way the hermit's head had turned away in both hurt and shame had been the most prominent, though there was the subtlest crease in his brows, the smallest tightening of his lips and the clutch of gloved hands on the hem of his coat which spoke volumes in the moment Leonard himself was unable to do much more than struggle for a response.
...Who was this man? The thought had just dawned on him as Leonard felt his heart pound with humiliation - he didn't sound like a faerie, though the laughter reminded him of his own pact-beast. He didn't even sound like anything inhuman, as a matter of fact, but still - remarkably cruel.
...Leonard supposed it didn't matter, though. If the goal was the simple task of sparking that sad flame of guilt within the hermit, it took only a glance to see his lowered head and the bitter pain on his face to tell this stranger had succeeded in their mission. A low mumble of response was the reward to inform this rather boisterous passerby of their victory.
"...You are right." Leonard acquiesced, bitterly. He couldn't fight or promise any improvement anymore. "I am nothing more than a fool."
How truly pathetic... Something in his stomach sank at the prospect that it would have only taken a glance to tell of his plight. Typically the harsh sting of such words would be curved hearing it from his pact-beast, or even the likes of Caim, but there was something about hearing it from someone like a stranger that served to dig especially deep into the hermit's skin. It seemed that all at once, the nightmare of the garrison, the failure of his brothers, the failure to his family, and the potential failure that had awaited Seere at each second, had come crashing down on his consciousness with those words. That reminder.
Coward... It was aptly fit.
Leonard's head dragged itself back up from where it had previously stared down at his lap, but averted itself slightly to the side - his blind gaze still couldn't bring itself to look towards the source of the voice where it stood.
"...Please, speak no longer." Leonard said, the softness of his tone in sharp contrast with the low rumble of his voice, "I know my sins well enough to bear on my own. So I beg of you... Show mercy."
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hear me out….. okay reader is famous and meeting fans,, a fan is wearing a top with like charles or max or whoever’s face on it and reader spots it and is like “…who is that😮💨” and the fans tell her and shes like “please show me their instagram” and then she follows whoever the guy you choose on ig,,, but one of the fans was recording the whole interaction qnd the video goes viral as well as a screenshot of readers ig following their account <3333 you can ignore i just thought this would be a good giggle type fic and your fics are my fav for giggling <33333
summary; your comic book signing takes a turn when a fan walks in wearing a t-shirt with a poorly photoshopped "charles lechair" or wheover that is
pairing; charles leclerc x fem! comic book artist! reader [ no faceclaim ]
a/n; this is for my charlie girlies i see your comments ladies and they make me smile im lurking and im stalking when you least expect it; all art used in this is by my lord and saviour dan mora if i could eat his artsyle i would
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ynlantern thank you everyone who stopped by for a print or a sticker @ comic_con ! and if you haven't, i'm here for the next 2 days
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orangleclerc HE'S IN THE LIKES Y'ALL
kirbyvettel can someone pls explain what's going on
orangleclerc I'll DM you the video
baconforza HEY I WANT TO KNOW TOO
lionkingseb ffs please someone explain
egggrosjean I've never cared about anything superhero related but this whole situation made me look into your work, and I have to say it's amazing!!! Keep up the good work
roboclaren HE FOLLOWED HER BACK LMAO
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pierregasly He's great with kids and dogs
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monte_carlos_55 STOP EMBARASSING HIM
verstoppen "My crush is coming act cool" My friends:
charles_leclerc What did I say
pierregasly I'm doing free promotion
charles_leclerc You're talking a lot of shit for someone within bitch slap distance
pierregasly Delete this, you're ruining my marketing strategy
scuderiaferrari It's true! He's actually a driver, strategist and team principal!
ynlantern isn't half of that your job?
scuderiaferrari @ charles_leclerc Nevermind, we don't like her.
charles_leclerc 😐
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ynlantern i heard he solved world hunger or something
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vertiddieenjoyer WAR IS OVER
ceruleanwilliams historians in 2294 trying to figure out what charles leclerc actually did and what the internet said he did to get him a date: 😰
pierregasly No need to thank me
honeyvettel the real main character
arthur_leclerc You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.
charles_leclerc No swearing under her posts, please
arthur_leclerc Yes, mom.
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charles_leclerc Round 2 :)
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scuderiaferrari That was fast
carlossainz55 Unlike our pitstops
scuderiaferrari You're getting distracted
charles_leclerc Wish I could get distracted out of SF-23
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I literally so badly just want to play w Samus waistband like I’m frothing at the mouth for this man and he’s not even real ???
Honestly no, bc why is this actually me?
(also uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh just to be safe minors look away and look at the other pieces on my blog <3, but here's an osamu picture to make up for it)
Sleepy osamu who comes out in a wrinkled lil tank top, sweats that hang low enough to expose the waist band of his boxers, and ruffled hair that has him looking far too god for his own right, and you merely stare shamelessly at him as he knuckles and eye and stalks closer into the kitchen. "mornin'."
"how'd you sleep?" you hum, eyes continuing to glaze up and down his body.
he shurgs, "ya kneed me in the damn spine last night," he huffs, and god he just looks so warm and cozy you could bite him and curl back on his chest. your eyes settle on the cinch of his waist where the boxers rest in the dips of his hips and god he looks so god you could kick him.
you giggle, "sorry... maybe dream-you pissed me off, had it coming."
"maybe next time i'll knee ya back."
"yeah, okay," you snicker. you make your way over to him and slip your index fingers into the waistband of his boxers and tug him close, relishing in the little squeak he lets out. "you know you'd never risk waking me up."
"it's 'cause ya get cranky when you wake up."
you give him a pout of your lower lip, "i know you're tired, your accent is full fling right now."
“dont bully me.”
“when i bully you, you’ll know it.” your fingers linger in the waistband of his boxers, relishing in the way his muscles tighten up and watching the abs that live there come out from the tickly sensation. "but i do love these hips of yours."
"oh yeah?"
"yeah," you mewl, and when you tug him closer to you, you're finally pressed flat to him, your neck craning to look up at him, his head down at you. "just so handsome."
"i'm glad," he chuckles. "glad you think im so handsome."
"you are." you trace your fingers to fiddle with the fabric, and as he whines from the sensation, you rise up to kiss the noise from his lips.
"my handsome man."
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