#im sure this will offend someone

[jmoonjones]

The General & the Valkyrie plot synopsis:

When the Valkyrie becomes withdrawn and self-destructive and all attempts to reach her fall short, the General turns to his tactical expertise for inspiration. Applying his strategic mind to the battle raging in her soul he slowly and gently helps her discover new interests and coax her from the pit of self-loathing she has sunk into, empathetically encouraging her journey of self-discovery by letting her know he's by her side if she needs him.

His consistent and loving support, along with two new friends independent of her sister, the Valkyrie is able to take control of her new powers, and gain true agency over her decisions and body for the first time in her life. 

This is a story of her journey, bolstered by people who actually have her best interests at heart.

"I'm just so glad that in this universe the General wasn't an antagonistic jerk to her when they first met or drop her hand when someone he'd slept with 500 years ago walked in. Like, c'mon son" - The Winter Court Review

"Sometimes you can't trust the original author to stick the landing, and that's where the beauty of imagination and AUs converge." - The Day Courter

"I loved when she and her sisters go to the cabin, just the 3 of them, to hash everything out about the past and make peace with it. It felt really mature and a new step for their relationship," says one reader

"What? Am I annoyed with the canon version so much that I have replaced it entirely with a loving and supportive headcanon to give the Valkyrie what she deserves? Maybe. Did I want to make the General actually feel like he deserved his position in the military by having him use his brain? Also maybe. Perhaps all the characters in this world deserve better?" says the author, who loves Nessian but acknowledges there are definitely some things to adjust

#yeah I said what I said #nessian #the nessian that we AND nesta and cassian deserve #nesta #nesta archeron #nesta stan #nesta and cassian #nesta x cassian #acotar art #acotar fanart #cassian deserves to not get character assassinated too #acosf #a court of silver flames #acotar #give me the slow burn romance with respect and honesty please #im sure this will offend someone #I just think retcons are unfair #all the acotar characters have amazing potential #a court of thorns and roses #acotar headcanon

[8rujaa]

lesbians dont marry or fuck men thats like the whole point of lesbianism lmao

yes yes i agree i don’t think i said otherwise

#i was just thinking like i’m general if i spent the rest of my life with a man i’d feel unfulfilled whereas if i ended up marrying a woman #i don’t think i’d have that feeling of ‘something’s missing’ #i was wondering if other bisexual ppl felt that way and wanted to know how lesbians came to the conclusion of being a lesbian #the asks i’ve been getting kinda make it seem like if you’re not a gold star lesbian then you’re not a Real Lesbian #which like i understand if someone’s dating men and women like you’re obviously not a lesbian #but for me i still call myself bi i was just wondering if i don’t want to be with men or date men and im sure i only want to be with women #and ever since i realized that I haven’t been with men… and don’t want to be ever again… #like would that still make me bi? #idk i feel like y’all are gonna cancel me for questioning my sexuality 😭 i’m not saying i’m lesbian but like where Am I in the spectrum ??? #i’m just trying to figure out if my ‘attraction’ to men is genuine attraction or just like… societal pressure to be with a man #or daddy issues cuz all the men i’ve been with are always like older my last boyfriend was 10 years older than me and Idk #or if my repulsion is actually repulsion bc i don’t Like them or trauma?? #im sorry if i offended anyone i’m not trying to invalidate anyone’s sexuality just trying to figure mine out 🥲 #inbox

[n4talia-chaparro]

UMMM also forgot to post this as well....😬

Just wanted to openly say that I had fun drawing this. I know this may piss any of you off, but I feel like it would be interesting to see Kipper being the only trans person in the Krupp family- uh I think?? Idk. All I'm gonna say is that our murderous and walking red flag's nephew is canonically a transmasc in this AU and nobody can stop me from saying this otherwise 🚶‍♀️

#cu tbgdotgp au #kipper krupp #I BELIVE IN TRANS GP!KIPPER SUPREMACY :PPPP #now i wonder how Bernice will react :pppp #tw top surgery #digital artist #art #ibispaint art #digital drawing #ibis paint x #dont even mentioned the scars. im BAD at drawing trans representation. #if i end up offending someone with this pls let me know. I'll make sure to delete the post as possible !!

[winged-self-indulgence]

Me playing Gilbert's route in the event is deadass like when your partner has a friend who sucks but there must be SOMETHING that's cool about them so you suck it up and try socialize

#ikemen prince #gilbert: i hate liars #me: okay bitch im not risking my life and everyone else's on the off chance that you're gonna get offended. fuck off #like for someone who claims to hate royalty he sure fucking loves throwing his weight around #oooooh i know everyone is scared of me but im going to claim its their fault for not telling me to my face #u know what bitch me too. i hate liars and hypocrites mf #wow im heated #cybird ikemen #gilbert von obsidian

[variousqueerthings]

I will stumble around the wider interwebs to copy a quote from a mash episode rather than go the extra step and skim through the episode in question and type it out, only to find myself wandered into horrifying strange lands where commenters will freely say that sometimes you hear the bullet is only so-so and that all the hawkeye episodes are the worst ones, about a series in which the only character to appear in every episode... is hawkeye

#mash #hawkeye pierce #sometimes i see people complain about alan alda online in ways that are truly baffling #definitely no projection going on about the idea that they feel personally offended that someone might be... an alright person? #ive seen of course the *vanity project* description of the episode hawkeye #ive seen that he's the worst actor of the show #I've seen *I always got a bad vibe from him and then he didn't donate money to a school his daughter worked at which confirmed it* #ive seen suspicions about being too nice #of course ive seen the accusations of communism #im sure ive not even seen half of it because i dont tend to venture out that far #sometimes parasocial relationships appear in the form of making assumptions about the ways someone you dont know is Secretly Bad Actually #why don't you listen to some clear + vivid and maybe you'll calm down #also yes i know that hawkeye isn't featured in every episode but like my guys #can you imagine watching 11 seasons of a show and gritting your teeth every time you see the guy who's in every episode #alan alda

[2truehearts]

ew what the fuck

#i feel like throwing up #i js saw a post abt someone blatantly shamelessly and disgustingly plagiarizing someone else's work #and god i js wanna ask where do you get that ability to feel no shame to apologize AND FUCKING REPOST ANOTHER SOON AFTER #is fucking mind-blowing to me honestly #and seeing them on a dash from someone i follow make me wanna explode in their (the plagiarizer's) face #ew i need to get this out of my system this is horrifying and offending pls get a life and pick up a dictionary #im sure youll be able to write with ur own hands in a week or two as to not resort to stealing someone else's hard work #the worst part is they make the fica abt A WHOLE NOTHER CHARACTER FROM A DIFFERENT FUCKING SHOW #oh my god i dont think ill stop cussing them out if i continue goodbye im gonna go cool off #— nonsense. #tw discourse #??? #idk but ill js tag it as that

[guinevereslancelot]

fighting my friend's sad beige baby aesthetic by introducing the bold color of navy blue to the baby clothing for my baby shower gift 😌💙

#i was looking at her registry and no joke the ONLY COLOR was navy blue #for like two solid color shirts #also all the clothes were solid color im pretty sure #all of them are beige white or grey its so so depressing #but there was a solid blue onesie someone else got #and a solid blue hat #i waited until all the clothes were gone and then got a cute set that had some navy blue with a bear on it and some navy and white checked #also there's anfew beige and white ones in the set so it shouldn't offend her vibe too much #its not overtly disrespectful #but at least there's a bit more color and some pettern now #also its bear themed to go with the little baby teddy bear and the corduroy books i got :) #its not super busy pattern wise since she clearly likes everything as boring as possible #it's still respectful of her vibe #but i managed to get some color and pattern and cute bears in there #anyway this poor baby #is going to have such a dreary colorless childhood #but i'm doing my part 🫡 #we're gonna get some whimsy in there or die trying #oh i also got one of those adorable fluffy bear onesies it was like ten dollars! #it could be classified as beige but its more of a warm yellowy brown so its not too depressing lol #anyway i dont get the sad beige aesthetic at all #im not even 100% sure she did it on purpose idk she has absolutely no taste lol #everything she wears is also neutral colors and her home is generally decorated extremely boring and colorless also #possibly because neutrals go with everything? or maybe she just hates color idk #and also all patterns and shapes #and that's fine for an adult but kids need mental stimulation and like....fun lol #so im trying to introduce some as subtly and inoffensively as possible lol #bc her registry was so sad #even the sheets were gray and the diaper bag was black #but the blue i picked matches the hat and the other blue onesie perfectly so its an approved color and im just trying to include more of it

[mossolantern]

Mmmmm pinappel. Also i am so excited i need to know if he tries to murder you and gets censored dbsjjsnsbsns - BB

pretending to be offended is so fun

#i meant a verbal fight *evil emoji* #not sure if im even talking to the same one you did LMFAOOO #ask #banana bread anon #love how i said '5'8' bc i didnt notice that 8 wasnt a 9 #not kankri of all people having the gaul to ask someone why theyre offended

[robotpussy]

like ok i am still a little angry that I'm the one getting "punished" (aka potential homelessness). I'll be over this soon tho I'm just kind of shocked that i cant even say i cant sleep at night cause some bitch wants to lie to these people's faces so i look like the villain

#literally shes been lying the whole time abt all of this. she just gets offended when you ask her not to do smth #i remember when someone complained abt her forgetting to pick up her dog's shit and she wrote a very angry note #and put it on the notice board like um. all that person asked was that u make sure u pick it all up... what's ur problem? #so im not surprised shes getting me evicted because i asked her to turn down her tv and i told her whatever it is that shes #moving at night makes it very hard for me to sleep at night #i didnt hit her and i didnt call her names! shes just annoying!

[vampyrluver]

-_- every time i talk w my dad it just turns into him begging me to change the way that i am and it actually gets on my nerves lilke its been really upsetting me lately

#.txt #bruh #today he begged me to get rid of my vampire collection and to start wearing bright colors #its getting annoying bc things tht were like #part of me since middle school nd even elemteary school #hes like 'change this' #nd im like bro ive been like this for basically my entire life #why r u trying to get me to change now #when ever i dye my hair he begs me to change it to something normal #i think he just thinkgs that everything is a phase and that one day ill change #nd im open to change im open to evolving as a person but i alsmost dont want to just to spite him #idk its just upsetting to constatnly be reminded that he would b happier if i was literally someone else #its honestly a bit offending having him try to change me all the time #i know he loves me and cares for me a lot but it also hurts bc it feels like he loves me for like being his kid but if i wasnt his kid #im not sure if he would like me #i literally got rid of my clowns nd replaced it w kpop bc i thought at least if i had bright colored music albums everywhere he would leave #me alone #but that did not work #i feel insane fr

[rebelrevolutionary]

reading my 3rd david gaider book in a row, every time he writes "sweat poured over his/her face/brow" etc im like that simpsons meme w the class cheering when bart says his catchline

#he loves to use that line #plus every important room has a dais #i had to look up what a dais is #also theres gotta be a romantic jealousy plotline and a rebellious woman and a guy who sneaks out constantly #not that those are bad things in any way. love the rebellious women who are constantly pissed off and offended tbh #ive also seen lots of fans critique his writing but i actually dont find it bad or anything #the prose is pretty plain and simple and not very flowery or slow paced which is great to me #im a much bigger fan of nonfiction so i dont have a lot of experience w fantasy books #and gaiders writing serves its purpose and is easy to comprehend. as someone who is not a native english speaker and has adhd #im halfway thru asunder now and i dont get why its considered bad lol i think its fine #i like it more than the stolen throne actually #but im sure david has a fun twist waiting for me in the last few chapters so........ #txt #dragon age

[mxbitters]

this one fucking class i have ok. talking abt diversity or whatever right bc like yeah specific class at that school. THIS FUCKING GUY sitting behind us wouldnt shut the fuck up like the entire class litttttterally saying word for word that being a straight white man puts a target on his back and that the prison industrial complex is a conspiracy theory. AND THEN I GOT PUT IN A GROUP WITH HIM ugh

#this one girl and i had to keep just looking at each other to make sure we were hearing things correctly #like. dude………DUDE……………. #hes very very insistent that he has no like biases and acts all offended if someone even dares insinuate he does have any #so like. i. tried. to get across to him that the thing you gotta do is just first like acknowledge that but. yeahh..eegh. #also got put with some military guy who had some um..takes #but at least one could like draw a parallel hed understand and one could potentially reason with him..? #but like hearing this fucking guys little comments dismissing the whole thing. fuuuck that. #i maintained composure today but im not gonna keep being nice

[endelerie]

i have the odd feeling to share my every thought to someone but its the middle of the night so ur all i got tumblr i love you guys so sorry for the little vent

#no im not sleep deprived #im just very confused #and stressed #figuring shit out yk #like ibknow i have adhd #but this is more stressful than going though the adhd criteria #i was sure of that #im not as sure of autism #but its popping up more and more recently #and i really feel like i need to check it out #but at the same time i dont know enough about normal social interaction to know whats differebt about me #and its so stressful because i feel like i need every little detail to even consider that i might have autism #idk why but i feel like figuring out if i had adhd felt normal #like i was always meant to do that #but teying to figure out if i have autism kinda feels like im offending someone???? #idk #im so confused about all of this #i feep so weird about it and i dont know how to make this feeling go away #its so overwhelming #vent #autism #adhd #anyways my previous post was me asking for help soooo

[thegreatbeyondmp3]

had a coworker ask me my pronouns and whether or not i was nonbinary today...

#they were totally well-intentioned abt it #like they said they just wanted to make sure they were addressing me properly #totally threw me off though #i was just like... i uh just use she/her or whatever for work #but aocnsosmqnxiendjcod #i appreciate that the gesture was well intentioned but i never love asking people's pronouns in general. tbh. #speaking as someone who's not out #like. if you're using the wrong ones someone will tell you #generally #idk i just personally do not ever like being put in the position of having to lie or out myself when im not comfortable #and of courses i have nothing against nonbinary people #im just not one myself #my coworker doesn't use they/them pronouns i just want to keep it ambiguous #and to add further unnecessary clarification i wasn't offended that they asked either question. just like. surprised & uncomfortable.

[freakylilnutjob]

trying to unlearn automatically saying ‘ma’am’ and/or ‘sir’ when it’s been ingrained into you since you started speaking is so hard

#literally if I just said yes I would get stared at or ‘yes what?’ until I said it again with ma’am or sir #i feel like I’m being so rude when I just say no or yes and not no ma’am/sir and yes ma’am/sir #but like I don’t want to be rude to queer and nb people by saying those things #I’d rather offend someone by not saying it then hurt someone saying it #someone said yes ma’am to me yesterday and I almost like froze cause it’s the first time that’s happened since I started accepting #that im probably nb #and it’s like they have no way of knowing that and it’s not like they meant it in a rude way either #im sure it was ingrained in them too #but like I froze for a split second like error 404 #I feel like this is going to be something I fight the rest of my life 😭 #good ole southern hospitality for ya #🥲 #sav speaks

[allylikethecat]

i would loveeeee to have a bit more info on the teen dad matty fic, any details you are willing to share with the class? xxx

Yay!! Happy Talk Shop Tuesday! If anyone else wants to send me a Talk Shop Tuesday I would be extremely, extremely grateful! I love chatting about fic, my fics or fic written by others!

Okay so Teen Dad Fictional!Matty fic - probably ISN'T going to be going the way that y'all are expecting it to (unless I'm not as surprising as I think I am!)

HOWEVER please know that based on what I have outlined / been working on so far it looks like it is going to be one of my saddest fics yet. It flips back and forth between sixteen year old Fictional!Matty who has a teen pregnancy situation (and who keeps it a secret) and present day Fictional!Matty trying to have a child. It's shaping up to be extremely heavy and deal with a lot of very real issues - so when the time comes please make sure to read the tags carefully and if any of the content warnings are triggering or upsetting to you, please keep your self safe - I promise there will be other fics!

Thank you so much for reading and sending this question and the support! I am super hype that Talk Shop Tuesday is actually coming a thing and I am excited to share this fic with you when the time comes! I hope you are having a fantastic Tuesday and that the rest of your week is going well!

❤️Ally

#allylikethecat #ask ally #anon ask #keep it kind #Talk Shop Tuesday #fanfic #fanfiction #matty fic #gatty #teen dad au #im serious though this one is shaping up to be really sad and just like painful? #and also very raw and real and i want to make sure people really do read the tags #because I don't want to accidentally offend or trigger anyone #ever since the face down / in the dirt situation ive been very worried about accident causing someone harm with my work #that is the last thing i want to do