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thebrownssociety · 3 years

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Garden Cuddlio Aftermath

Hey! Roxy Goth here. I've recently gotten into this show, Seven And Me. Unfortunately it doesn't have a fanfiction section, however I've had this idea and don't want it to go to waste.

So Seven and Me is about the modern-day [2016] descendants of Snow White and there adventures. It's on Netflix [not sure if it's on anywhere else] and I find it quite fun and up-beat. From info I can find out about it it's Italian-French and aired on French 3.

So, background info aside, let's move onto the disclaimer. I DO NOT own Seven and Me or any of these versions of the dwarfs. I do not own Snow White in general [fairly certain it's probably Disney now?] All I have is a deep adoration of Fairy Tales.

Last Note - this fic happens during the episode 'Garden Cuddlio' where the youngest dwarf, Cuddlio, is accidently turned into a stone statue by his older magic-using brother Mysterio. It's up to Snow and the other dwarfs to get him back before the sun sets and he stays that way forever!

Characters:

Beefio - Not sure what number dwarf he is. He's not the oldest and not the youngest. I have a fancy he's the middle one, but I don't think that's ever been confirmed. As his name may suggest he likes working out. He seems quite straight-forward and blunt at times.

Deco - I think I've worked out he's one of the younger dwarfs. Cuddlio is the only one he ever refers to as 'younger brother', so my theory is he's the second-youngest. He may be the third-youngest, but no older than that. I think his name's probably associated with 'Art Deco' because he's very fashionable. Despite this he never let's admiring his looks ge in the way of helping his Snow!

Geez, it had been a tiring day today. Getting Cuddlio from the evil Sophia's clutches hadn't exactly been on Beefio's 'top ten things he wanted to do' list, but nevertheless it had happened. After all that Beefio was looking forward to a quick work out, soak in the tub and then bed.

He was headed for part one of that plan when he passed Deco's room and heard, what could only be described as, 'dramatic sighing'

Beefio's first instinct was to ignore his younger brother and carry on, but another sigh gave him concern. He let out a frustrated groan and spun on his heel, heading towards Deco's 'chambers'. "Alright!" He said, leaming against the doorway. "What's up wit' ya? Has one off your stupid mirrors cracked again?"

"Go away, Beefio!" Deco said, tiredly, from his bed. "I'm not in the mood for being insulted."

Beefio frowned slightly and had a quick look around to see if there was anyone more equipped than him to handle this. Ideally he wanted Brianio - the oldest dwarf always knew just what to say - or maybe Cuddlio, as the youngest had the ability to cheer any of his brothers up, no matter how sad they were. Typically neither of them were there. Beefio briefly considered getting Ingenio or Mysterio to help [as the only other two drawfs in the attic], but upon hearing mad laughing and menacing cackling echoing from his older brother respective chambers, Beefio realised he was going to have to handle this one alone.

"I don't insult you." Beefio said, in a slightly offended manner. "When was the last time I insulted you?"

The silence was telling.

"Now we've got that out the way-" Beefio carried on, sitting carefully on the edge of his brothers bed. "-Tell me what's wrong so I know who to punch."

Deco gave a small laugh then plastered a clearly false smile on his face and said, while pushing his shades further up his nose. "Don't worry about it, it's cool. Go back to punching your weird bag-"

"DECO-"

The younger dwarfs shoulders sagged and he sighed. "Okay, okay, I'll tell you. It was earlier when Sofia-"

"-The modern-day incarnation of the wicked witch, you mean?"

"-Yeah, her, said I was 'ugly'. Which is...CLEARLY stupid as I am obviously the most handsome one here." Deco fished his mirror out his pocket and finger-gunned it. "Right, Beefio?"

"Yeah, yeah, but looks aren't everything ya know. Muscles, intelligence, they're good as well-"

Then a slightly weird thing happened. Deco's jawline tightened as did his grip on the mirror.

Noticing this Beefio asked him what was wrong.

"Nothing." Deco said, cheerfully. "Don't worry 'bout it-"

"Oh no." Beefio reached out and took the mirror off him. "You're not getting out of this conversation that easily. What're you thinking?"

Deco sighed. "It's just...I always thought I was the handsome one. The one who helps Snow with style, helps her make sure she looks fit to be a queen. Helps her with confidence! It just...frustrates me that I feel this way when I KNOW I'm the most handsome one. But...then, I dunno, can I do any more than that?"

"Right, stop there." Beefio put the mirror on the floor and positioned himself so he was properly facing his brother. Deco did the same, so the two were facing each other. "Now, I'll be the first to admit I rib you about you being obsessed with your looks, but there's other things associated with that. You're good at art, you know what coulors and styles and stuff should go together, which is more than the rest of us do. You're not so COMPLETLY pre-occupied with your vanity here-" At this point Beefio waved the mirror in the air, much to Deco's alarm. "-That you can't help us out. Eh...you're really good with Snow and I know all of us are-" He added, seeing Deco start to open his mouth. "But you're not as 'I'm the adult' as Brainio is, you're not as unpredictable as Mysterio, nor as mad as Ingenio. Gulpo's great, but he can be a bit childish at time. Cuddlio is more a friend to her than any sort of guide, which is fine, mainly cos she's got six other guides, and me?" He shrugged. "I try, but I know I can be a bit to direct sometimes. That's another thing you're good at!" He added, prodding his brothers chest. "You've got this weird kind of ability to tell people harsh truths about themselves and for them to NOT hate you afterwards! How'd you DO that?"

Deco smiled and threw his head back in a way that would probably have been really effective, had he had had longer hair. "What can I say, Beefio? It's the Deco-Charm." His hand went automatically to his pocket, then stopped midway.

Beefio gave a look that indicated his brother was stupid and brandished the mirror again.

Deco grinned sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck. "Sorry, totally a force of habit..."

"Yeah. Well..." Beefio picked the mirror of the ground and handed it back to his brother. "...My point is, there's a lot more to you than just looks, okay? So Sophia says you're ugly, so what? Firstly - who cares what she thinks? You just have to look at her daughter to know what values SHE has. Also, also don't forget, we ARE talking about a women who leaps at any opportunity to bring Snow and her family down. Secondly - and more relevantly - she a HUMAN. With all the will in the world they're not going to get what makes a DWARF handsome!"

"Well...that's why I wear the suit and stuff." Deco admitted. "I feel more at home that way. I mean, obviously I'm proud of my dwarfian roots and all that, but would a little humanity be THAT bad?"

"Of course not." Beefio said, immediately, before prodding Deco again and saying, mock-threateningly. "Just as long as you're wearing it cos YOU want to look good rather than to try and 'gain acceptance' or some rubbish like that-"

Deco smiled and shook his head, and Beefio clamped his mouth shut. Then - rather terrifyingly - Deco lunged forward and hugged him with a happy. "Thanks Beefio!" He then (thankfully) let him go again, with a cheerful. "You know, you're not half bad at this counselling stuff. Watch it though! Brainio will think you're after his job!"

"Yeah, yeah..." With that Beefio gave his brother and affectionate swipe round the head, which earned him a complaint he was messing up Deco's hair, before heading off to finally do his work-out.

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