#incorrect bingqiu quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Luo Binghe: "unreliable narrator" to you. I believe him.

(Source)

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[sluty-hanfu]

It's hard to be the right hand man of horny and happily married Demon Emperor

(It happens every week)

#luo binghe #mobei jun #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #danmei #fanart #art #digital art #doodle #moje #bingqiu #shen yuan #moshang #svsss #漠北君 #洛冰河 #耽美 #incorrect quotes #but art

[3kidsinacoat]

Tianlang-jun: Master Shen, can I offer you something? Water? Tea? My nephew's hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: what?

Tianlang-jun: Perhaps wine? Some snacks? My sons hand in marriage?

Shen Qingqiu: I-

Tianlang-jun: Tanghulu? Congee? My hand in marriage?

#Sqq: ill take the wine #I'm to sober to deal with this family #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #the scum villain's self saving system #ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong #mxtx #shen qingqiu #tianlang jun #luo binghe #zhuzhi lang #Bingqiu #zhushen #Tianyuan #is that their ship name? #Tianshen #memes #incorrect svsss quotes #Incorrect mxtx quotes

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu, half awake and only wearing pajama bottoms: G’morning. How’d you sleep?

Luo Binghe, overwhelmed and unable to decide between good and okay: Gay.

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[ineffectualdemon]

Luo Binghe: I love it when Shizun talks about monsters because he's so happy but it's really cutting into the bedroom time

Mobei Jun, who fucks Shang Qinghua while Shang Qinghua info dumps about his stories on the regular: ...you're inefficient

Luo Binghe: ...why do I go to you for advice?

#svsss #svsss incorrect quotes #not safe for esmes #luo binghe #mobei jun #bingqiu #moshang

[i-will-cry-you-a-river]

SQQ: Wh- what are you doing?

LBH: What does it look like?

SQQ: It... It seems like you are flirting with me.

LBH:

SQQ:

LBH:

LBH: I've been flirting with you for the last couple of decades. Thanks for noticing tho.

#it is only incorrect because 1) sqq would never notice it and 2) because lbh is not patient enough to keep his flirting tame #svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #incorrect quotes

[inakidoesthings]

peak fanfiction

#svsss incorrect quotes #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu

[karen-chan-nya]

Luo Binghe: Shizun, what are you doing? Shen Qingqiu: drawing sketches for my bestiary Luo Binghe: …but that is me Shen Qingqiu: yes Shen Qingqiu: Binghe deserves a whole section dedicated to him

***

(some time later) Shen Qingqiu: what should I write as Binghe's weaknesses? Luo Binghe: Shizun Shen Qingqiu: and strengths? Luo Binghe: Shizun Shen Qingqiu: …

#monsterfucker shen qingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #system #svsss incorrect quotes

[familiar-anonymous]

Shen Qingqiu: Everyone has their demons.

Shen Qingqiu: *patting Luo Binghe's head* This one is mine.

#bingqiu #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #scum villian self saving system #shen yuan #luo bingge #luo bingmei #svsss #incorrect quote #bingyuan #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-web-novels]

Shen Qingqiu: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Luo Binghe: It was autocorrect.

Shen Qingqiu: Autocorrect wrote, “You’re so hot. Please step on me”?

Luo Binghe: Yes.

(Source)

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[stormhordy]

luo binghe *sighing* : I have never had a real friend.

shen qingqiu: it's okay, I can be your friend.

luo binghe:

shen qingqiu:

luo binghe: I have never had a husband either.

#incorrect mxtx #mxtx characters #svsss #scumbag system #scumbag self saving system #luo bingge #luo binghe #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #bingqiu #manhwa #mo xiang tong xiu #funny quotes

[disgracefulthings]

Luo Binghe, whipping out Xin Mo: It's almost as big as my love for you <3

Shen Qingqiu: You mean your erection?

Luo Binghe: That is what I call it, yes

#shen qingqiu: wait #almost?!?! #source: hellsing ultimate abridged #source: team four star #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #mxtx #mxtx svsss #svsss #scum villian self saving system #bingqiu #incorrect quotes

[fanfictionroxs]

Mobei-Jun: *grunts*

Luo Binghe: Ok boomer

*cue confused icicle, offended hamster, giggling cucumber and proud protagonist*

#he learned it from his shizun #lbh is still not clear on the meaning but he understands the vibes you know? #incorrect quotes #svsss #svsss shitpost #scum villain #scum villain self saving system #scum villain's self saving system #luo binghe #mobei jun #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #moshang #bingqiu #mxtx #danmei #memes #crack #cucumber bro #airplane bro

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shen Qingqiu: That’s ridiculous! Binghe doesn’t have a crush on me!

Shang Qinghua: Yes he does.

Liu Qingge: Yes he does.

All of Cang Qiong: Yes he does.

Luo Binghe: Yes I do.

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[ineffectualdemon]

Luo Binghe: *sigh* You're so lucky Mobei. No one wants to steal your husband. It must be nice to have that piece of mind

Mobei-jun: *watches as across the room Shen Qingqiu smacks a laughing Shang Qinghua on the head with his fan*

Mobei-jun while crushing a cup in his hand: that would be nice. Actually you should go get your husband so no husband stealing happens. Right now.

#svsss #svsss incorrect quotes #luo binghe #mobei jun #bingqiu #moshang #hints of cumplane