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#incorrect dead poets society quotes
nolossforwords · 3 months
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dead poets society fandom. we know many of the poets were rich/privileged, meaning that they likely grew up in households with hired help, to include cooks, which means they probably don't know much about preparing food or cooking. my proposal: one of them definitely cuts cucumbers like Kendall Jenner. but which one is it.
Neil's family wasn't rich enough for this. Todd's too anxious. my money's on Knox. lmk.
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inahallucination · 11 months
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charlie: hey my best friend for ever; my homie; the platonic love of my life (and the romantic love of my other platonic loml’s life)
todd: we’ve known each other for like a week
charlie: yeah but we’re besties now. ive called it already
todd, who’s never had a friend before: im not crying this is just what happens when u have blue eyes i promise
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crunchy-soup222 · 1 year
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Neil: I hardly know my father, he's an amoeba
Todd: did you mean an enigma?
Neil: *who totally meant the latter* pfft no
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pinkobsessedfreak · 1 year
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charlie: i wanted to talk to you about how i've gone slightly overboard with the wedding planning todd: slightly overboard? leo went less overboard on the titanic
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enpassants · 2 years
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richard "the glass is half empty" cameron and charlie "why is my wine glass only half full" dalton
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creepyjoker · 11 months
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The most dangerous place I can be is in my head
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reggieslocket · 1 year
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lesbicosmos · 1 year
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Neil: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Knox and Chris's conversation?
Pitts: I'm in the laundry basket
Charlie: I'm in the washing machine
Todd: I'm in the closet
Charlie: We accept you Todd <3
Todd: No, I'm literally in the closet
Neil: Love is love <3
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dpsse · 7 months
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Charlie: Women don’t find that attractive
Neil: Promise?
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rrcenic · 6 months
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even more dps as things my friends/family have said
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todd: shit
cameron: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD??
cameron: was it charlie?!
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charlie: that’s what she said
knox: that’s not- she would not say that
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charlie: if you really loved us, you’d skip the staff meeting
keating: both can be true. i can love you and still go to this meeting
neil: oh. i get it. so you DONT love us
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knox: a car? who wants a stupid car? i want a big, burly truck
todd: oh god, i just want something with air conditioning
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keating: keep the bouncy ball in your pocket, mister meeks
charlie: yeah, keep your balls in your pants, meeks
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keating: i don’t let you choose your scene partners because you’ll make bad choices
keating: you’ll do your best friend and then fail at acting
neil: i feel called out
todd: *chokes on water*
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cameron: get out of the way, jerk!
charlie: FREAK! i’m a freak, not a jerk!
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charlie: hey all! knox and i are getting ready to send out holiday cards! if you want one, just let me know
cameron: sure-
charlie: nobody cares cameron
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neil: …do you take ADHD meds?
charlie: I USED TO :))))))
neil: …and…you’re sure stopping was the right choice?
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keating: mr overstreet, when i’ve already called out mr dalton for chatting, and you start whispering anyway…
keating: i just think… “knox bad”
charlie: smash his phone!
knox: i’ll smash you!
charlie: yes please
knox: what
keating: what
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soyourethatanderson · 4 months
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Charlie: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Neil: What the freaking kind of Subway are you going to? Knox: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. Todd: Guys.
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Neil Perry: I’m so laid back, I only care about 3 things in the world
Neil: My friends and family
Neil: Every person on this earth and their opinion of me
Neil: The crushing psychological weight of being alive
Neil: Oh, and Todd Anderson. I fucking love Todd!
Charlie “Nuwanda” Dalton: That’s more than three, captain
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inahallucination · 1 year
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you know that year long urge i’ve had to make a dps social media au
just wont fucking leave me
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so have these 
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incorrect-losers · 2 months
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Richie: I can take care of myself just fine
Stan: No
Richie: What do you mean, no?
Stan:
Stan: No
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pinkobsessedfreak · 1 year
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neil: guys guess what I just did!!! charlie: drugs neil: an audition!
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amorisastrum · 1 month
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Dead poets society incorrect quotes but it's things my friends and I have said/things I've heard at school PT.5 (?)
Charlie: hey Neil! Are you able to help me with my chemistry?
Neil: sorry Charlie, I have a meeting.
Charlie: This is the utmost betrayal and I will never forgive you.
Neil: Love you!
Charlie:
Charlie: love you too >:(
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