Zenitsu: Aren't you glad we aren't that age anymore? I mean, I feel like when you get to a certain age you just kinda know who your best friend is. You don't have to ask.
Tanjiro: Yeah. I feel like when you get older you have a lot of best fr-
Zenitsu: Yeah, I think when you get old enough it just goes without saying. Like some people, they might look at the two of us, and say "those...are two best friends."
Tanjiro: ...okay?
Zenitsu: I mean I know we've never said it, but I think we don't have to because...we are best friends. Right?
Tanrjio: ...uh, yeah? I think you're right, we don't need to have a conversation about whether or not we're best friends.
Zenitsu: Yeah, but...are we? I mean why are you avoiding the question?
Tanjiro: I jus-
Zenitsu: JUST SAY IT! JUST SAY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!
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β¨β¨Kimetsu no Yaiba Incorrect Quotesβ¨β¨
ft. Me, Daki, and Gyutaro
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Gyutaro: My head hurts.
Daki: Thatβs your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Ryan: I need to dye my hair.
Daki: β¦
Ryan: Or get another tattoo.
Daki: β¦
Ryan: Or get a new piercing.
Daki: Why?
Ryan: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Gyutaro: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think itβs cheeseβ¦ this happens way more frequently than you think.
Ryan: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Gyutaro: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?
Daki: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Ryan: I have a problem.
Daki: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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Daki: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?
Ryan: Excuse me miss, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?
Gyutaro: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Ryan: β¦My man Gyutaro just killed a goldfish.
Gyutaro: licking his lips Yup. Delicious.
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Gyutaro: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Ryan: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Daki: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
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Ryan: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Daki: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Ryan: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Ryan, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.
Gyutaro: Can I go to the bathroom?
Ryan, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!
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Gyutaro: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Ryan: I only like dark humor.
Gyutaro, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Ryan:
Gyutaro: An IMPASTA!
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Ryan: Do you have a self-care routine?
Gyutaro: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Ryan: Daki, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand.
Daki: Why? I'm fine on the stand!
flashback to Testimony #1
Daki: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand.
Daki, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME.
flashback to Testimony #2
Daki: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face?
Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: β¦Crying?
flashback to Testimony #3
Daki: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers.
Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
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Gyutaro: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?
Ryan: Daki is the scariest thing I could think of!
Daki: Ryan told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Ryan: Gyutaro annoyed me today so I told him that I canβt wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Daki: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Ryan: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Daki: Gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!
Ryan: A llama?
Daki: No.
Ryan: A baby llama?
Daki: No!
Ryan: A baby llama with a little hat on?
Daki: NO!
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hope yβall enjoyed this lil crack post lmao
-ryan πͺΌ
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