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reineydraws Β· 8 months
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kyojuro corruption arc
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neo--queen--serenity Β· 1 year
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This is all I see during their scenes together
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myreygn Β· 8 months
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Tengen, texting: send dudes
Rengoku: did you mean nudes
Tengen: i'm in a fight i need more men
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sad-drake-lyrics Β· 8 months
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i saw the Stranger Things screenshot and i couldn’t miss this opportunity.
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the-mu-in-muichirou Β· 10 months
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Anyways this scene reminded of this sailor moon scene 😭
Enjoy my ramblings
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thatsmooji Β· 9 months
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giyuu: i have feelings for you
sanemi: disgust and contempt, i hope
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imu-chan Β· 1 year
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brainrot brainrot rengiyuu brainrot
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yukisdomain Β· 8 months
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Has this been done?
*Inosuke being Inosuke*
Tanjiro: Don't mind him, he seems mean but his heart is in the right place
Inosuke: *does the thing* Not anymore, heheheheh
Tanjiro:...
Tanjiro: I'm trying really hard here and you're not helping
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the-port-mafia Β· 1 year
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Rengoku: Uh, Tengen, can I ask you a question?
Tengen: Yeah
Rengoku: Why are we laying on the ground?
Tengen: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you, so people would just think we're chilling
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kakushigotofanclub Β· 2 months
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Zenitsu: Aren't you glad we aren't that age anymore? I mean, I feel like when you get to a certain age you just kinda know who your best friend is. You don't have to ask. Tanjiro: Yeah. I feel like when you get older you have a lot of best fr- Zenitsu: Yeah, I think when you get old enough it just goes without saying. Like some people, they might look at the two of us, and say "those...are two best friends." Tanjiro: ...okay? Zenitsu: I mean I know we've never said it, but I think we don't have to because...we are best friends. Right? Tanrjio: ...uh, yeah? I think you're right, we don't need to have a conversation about whether or not we're best friends. Zenitsu: Yeah, but...are we? I mean why are you avoiding the question? Tanjiro: I jus- Zenitsu: JUST SAY IT! JUST SAY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS!
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aloilmokka Β· 7 months
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Shinobu: What is the meaning of life?
Giyuu: 42
Mitsuri: What?
Gyomei: Giyuu don't be dumb
Sanemi: Giyuu it's a Life-Changing book, you can't just say that!
Obanai: I don't have time for this.
Shinobu: Giyuuuuuuu...
Everyone: Giyuuuuuuu!!!
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Tanjiro: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Genya: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Tanjiro: How so? Genya: It makes holes.
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rosepetalsblogs Β· 2 years
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Tanjiro: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Inosuke: That's why I carry two swords.
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myreygn Β· 10 months
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Obanai: Wow, you and Tomioka sure have a lot of books about being gay.
Sanemi: Yeah, you have to pass a test, or else they won't let you in.
Giyuu, sweating: There was a test?
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beesonhoneytoast Β· 11 months
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✨✨Kimetsu no Yaiba Incorrect Quotes✨✨
ft. Me, Daki, and Gyutaro
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Gyutaro: My head hurts. Daki: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
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Ryan: I need to dye my hair. Daki: … Ryan: Or get another tattoo. Daki: … Ryan: Or get a new piercing. Daki: Why? Ryan: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Gyutaro: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese… this happens way more frequently than you think. Ryan: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen. Gyutaro: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese? Daki: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?
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Ryan: I have a problem. Daki: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.
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Daki: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way? Ryan: Excuse me miss, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you? Gyutaro: What the fuck is wrong with you two?
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Ryan: …My man Gyutaro just killed a goldfish. Gyutaro: licking his lips Yup. Delicious.
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Gyutaro: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Ryan: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Daki: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"
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Ryan: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer. Daki: Why are we so fucking awesome? Ryan: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Ryan, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Gyutaro: Can I go to the bathroom? Ryan, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!
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Gyutaro: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Ryan: I only like dark humor. Gyutaro, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Ryan: Gyutaro: An IMPASTA!
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Ryan: Do you have a self-care routine? Gyutaro: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Ryan: Daki, you're testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow, and the D.A. is worried about how you'll present yourself on the stand. Daki: Why? I'm fine on the stand! flashback to Testimony #1 Daki: Look, I'll make this real simple so even these dumdums can understand. Daki, to the jury: MAN DID CRIME. flashback to Testimony #2 Daki: I'm sorry, could you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face? Defense Attorney, next to the crying defendant: …Crying? flashback to Testimony #3 Daki: And when this is over, I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers. Judge: Could the witness please stop threatening the stenographer?
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Gyutaro: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Ryan: Daki is the scariest thing I could think of! Daki: Ryan told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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Ryan: Gyutaro annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow. Daki: There is nothing special about tomorrow. Ryan: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Daki: Gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! Ryan: A llama? Daki: No. Ryan: A baby llama? Daki: No! Ryan: A baby llama with a little hat on? Daki: NO!
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hope y’all enjoyed this lil crack post lmao
-ryan πŸͺΌ
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the-mu-in-muichirou Β· 2 years
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Kanae: If you have six ohagi and someone takes 2 what do you have?
Sanemi: Six ohagi and a dead body
Kanae immediately: no
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