#incorrect shield hero quotes

[could-be-kira]

naofumi: please let the rest of my trip to cal mira be quiet, thank you. well, guess i'll go find a place to rest now !

l'arc: whoa, hey there kiddo !! :)

naofumi: see ? there is no god.

#the rising of the shield hero #tate no yuusha no nariagari #incorrect shield hero #incorrect shield hero quotes #naofumi iwatani #l'arc berg #source: saiki k #♡ / ( incorrect quotes . )

[shieldherostuffs]

Children with not-so-good parents, no parents, or trauma: *Exist*

Naofumi: It's free real estate.

#the rising of the shield hero #rising of the shield hero #naofumi iwatani #incorrect rising of the shield hero #chat post #incorrect quotes #dadfumi #shield dad

[alasse-earfalas]

Legend: frowning, wiping monster blood off his sword "What's gotten into you, Champion? Lost the Hero's Spirit or something?"

Wind: "You didn't even stop to help!"

Wild: "Excuse me, I have rescued that same idiot several times. I told her to stop wandering off without someone to fend off the monsters, but does she listen? No! So if she insists on continuing to put herself in danger, that is no longer my problem. She hasn't died yet, and if she gets close, maybe she'll learn her lesson."

all the Links: gobsmacked blinking because not helping someone no matter the situation does not compute

So anyway, new hc that Wild is the only Link who knows how to set basic boundaries with people. 👍🏻

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu incorrect quotes #lu wild #lu legend #lu wind #maybe I'm just heartless #but some npcs just get on my nerves #bridge lady and truffle sisters I'm looking at you #stop going into dangerous areas unarmed ya idgets #Link's not always going to be there to save your stupid butt #he's got more important things to do #like bomb fishing #shield surfing in his underwear #you know #Hero stuff

[rolaplayor101]

Toshinori, in sparring position: alright Dave, land one on me

Dave: *grabs Toshinori's shoulders and kisses him fully on the mouth*

Toshinori:

Toshinori: that’s not what i meant but good job

#toshinori yagi #Yagi Toshinori #Dave Shield #Davemight #Shieldmight #Mightyshield #Toshidave #incorrect quotes #dialogue #funny jokes #MLm #GAY #bnha #mha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia

[naofumiisbabey]

Raphtalia: *confessing to Naofumi*

Raphtalia: you know I love you a lot, right?

Naofumi: as a father, right?

Raphtalia: well, not exactly. I've known for a long time that I've loved you-

Naofumi: as a father? I feel the exact same way.

Raphtalia: Naofumi Iwatani!

Naofumi: ?

Raphtalia: I'm saying I love you!

Naofumi: as a father-?

#incorrect quotes #naofumi is a dumbass <3 #naofumi #naofumi iwatani #naofumi sama #raphtalia #naofumi x raphtalia #raphtalia x naofumi #raphumi #the rising of the shield hero #rising of the shield hero #shield hero #tate no yuusha no nariagari #tate no yusha #rotsh

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Twice, trying to find a way to escape from heroes: Are you familiar with the term “slam and cram”?

Dabi: No, and I don’t think I want to be.

#source: agents of shield #dabi #touya todoroki #twice #jin bubaigawara #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #league of villains

[panickedshrieking]

Naofumi: Y'all had Stan culture back in your home worlds?

Itsuki: You are saying words that have meaning individually. None of them mean anything together.

Ren: Oh you lucky bastard.

Naofumi: Who was your big internet funnyman that his fans worshipped like a god?

Ren: can't remember his name but I got doxxed five times for calling out his racism.

Naofumi: You are being awful quiet there

Motoyasu: I was the internet funnyman.

Itsuki: YOU WERE AN INTERNET FUNNYMAN?

Naofumi: That tracks. I had to mod for a couple back home. They're all the fucking worst.

Motoyasu: Hey!

Ren: You can't say shit.

#the rising of the shield hero #rising of the shield hero #rising of the shield hero incorrect quotes #the rising of the shield hero incorrect quotes

[eli-elien]

Naofumi: I'm so upset.

Isuki: Why what happened?

Naofumi: Shut the fuck up.

Isuki: Okay man fuck you. Stay upset, I hope your day gets worse like actually.

#Rotsh #tate no yuusha no nariagari #rising of the shield hero #Rotsh incorrect quotes #naofumi iwatani

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Two For The Price Of One

(Linked Universe/BOTW Wild/Link AU)

BOTW Link Has Two Braincells Souls

1. The Hero That Died 100 Years Ago (Link)

And

2. The Artificial Sheikah Soul From The Shrine Of Resurrection/The Player (Tech)

Upon Finding Out From The Old Man That Having Another Person In Your Head Isn't The Norm They Decided That Link Gets To Keep His Name And The Artificial Sheikah Soul Will Now Be Dubbed Tech (Once Joining The Chain Link Picks Up The Nickname Unity And Tech Picks Up The Nickname Wild).

Unity/Link Still Has Amnesia But Ends Up Gaining A Lot Of Their Memories Back Pretty Quickly After Finding All The Picture Locations And Wild/Tech Literally Just Got Here When They Woke Up In The Shrine So It Was A Learning Process For Both Of Em.

Unity/Link Is Good With Swords, Shields And Most Weapons Whereas Wild/Tech Is Good With Archery, The Sheikah Slate(Mental Connection Go Brr) And Stealth. Unity/Link Has The Heros Spirit And Wild/Tech Is Just Here For The Vibes And To Be A Chaos Enabler. (Unity/Link Was A Domesticated Chaos Gremlin By The Time He Died And Wild/Tech Is Going To Un-Domesticate Him If It's The Last Thing He Does)

They Are Unfortunately Both Idiots/Chaos Gremlins And Socially Awkward And Will 100% Play Mental Rock Paper Scissors The Loser Has To Deal With Socializing.

Wild Ultimately Looks The Same But Also Has Some "Something Supernatural Is Going On There" Vibes Like Sharper Teeth, The Fact That Their Eyes Glow/Eyeshine, Scary Good Night Vision, Always Cold, Movements/Vibe Just Off Enough To Trigger Some Primal Fear In Strangers, Their Blood Has A Faint Glow To It And When Wild/Tech Is In Control The Blue Glow In Their Eyes Is Brighter And More Noticeable.

Mentally However, Unity/Link Looks Like He Did Back When He Was A Knight Before The Calamity Hit And Wild/Tech Looks Like A Sheikah Recolor Of Unity/Link But They Have Ancient Technology Markings Near Their Eyes And Where Any Visible Veins World Be As Well As Blue Fire Eyes That Glow In The Dark Similar To Guardians/Ancient Tech.

At This Rate Unity/Link & Wild/Tech Are On "Do Not Separate" Levels Of Chaotic Head Roommates. They Can Actively Switch Out Who's Driving The Body At Will And With Enough Focus Can Copilot The Body.

They Are Actively Keeping Score Of Who Is Closest To Figuring Out That There Are Two People Behind The Mental Wheel Of The Champion Link (Four And Zelda/Flora Have The Highest Scores).

{I Offer Incorrect Quotes For The General Dynamic/Vibe Of These Two}

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Wild/Tech: If you See Me Talking To Myself, Go Away! I’m Self-Employed And We’re Having A Staff Meeting!

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Unity/Link & Wild/Tech: Am I a Boy? Am I A Girl? It Doesn't Matter. I'm Going To Burn Your House Down.

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Unity/Link: Name A More Iconic Duo Than My Crippling Fear Of Not Being Worthy Of Being The Hero And My Anxiety. I'll Wait.

Wild/Tech: You And Me!!!

Unity/Link, Tearing Up: Okay.

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Unity/Link, Trying To Put His Knight Training To Use: Ok We Need A Plan...

Wild/Tech, Currently In Control Of The Body Pulling Out A Bomb Arrow: We Have A Plan. The Plan Is Burn Everything Until We Are All That's Left Standing!

Unity/Link, Fighting And Losing To His Pyromania Demons: That'll Work =)

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Unity/Link: Wild/Tech...

Wild/Tech, Bloody And Bruised From A Recent Tumble Down A Mountain Due To Ignoring Shield Durability While Shield Surfing: Oh No, 'Wild/Tech' In B-Flat.

Wild/Tech: You're Disappointed.

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Wild/Tech: So That’s My Plan.

Unity/Link, A Trained High Ranking Knight: Are You Alright With Constructive Criticism? I Don’t Want To Sound Mean.

Wild/Tech: No, Go Ahead, I Want To Hear It.

Unity/Link: It Fucking Sucks We Are Going To Die.

Wild/Tech: That’s Not Very Constructive Of Your Criticism.

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Unity/Link: I Prevented A Murder Today.

Wild/Tech, Who Watched The Whole Exercise Of Self Restraint Go Down: Really? How’d You Do That?

Unity/Link: Self Control.

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Wild/Tech: I CAN'T DO IT UNITY/LINK!

Unity/Link, Laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Wild/Tech: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Unity/Link: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WILD/TECH, YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME.

Wild/Tech: . . .

Wild/Tech: I Appreciate It,

Wild/Tech: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN-

Unity/Link: Wild/Tech-

Wild/Tech: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Unity/Link: Wild/Tech We Gotta-

Wild/Tech: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Wild/Tech: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What Am I Willing To Put Up With Today?'

Wild/Tech, Motioning To Calamity Ganon: NOT FUCKING THIS!

#captain's posts #played botw today and my brain was like yo new Linked Universe idea just dropped #linked universe au #linked universe wild #link botw #tag me if anyone uses this for a fic i wanna read it <3 #captain does the writing thing

[all54321]

Secret Life Session 8 Task List

<Previous Session] [Master List] [Next Session>

Each task is directly quoted from the book.

With most of the server red and that number increasing, this will take longer to update, since I’ll have to watch a lot of videos to get all the tasks. If I miss a red task please tell me.

I am now separating each person with tildes because with reds getting multiple tasks it’ll be easier to see what tasks someone has.

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Bdubs Red Task 1: Kill a green name with a trap of any kind.

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Etho: You are the silent server hero. You must protect other yellow players from traps and damage. - You succeed if you are able to save a player from significant damage (more than 2 hearts) at least 3 times.

Etho Red Task 1: Get another player to look at an enderman.

Etho Red Task 2: Create a damaging trap in someone’s base. You succeed when it’s unintentionally triggered. If it’s discovered, you must make a new one. You can make multiple until one is triggered successfully.

Etho Red Task 3: Do any amount of damage with a dripstone (Must be placed)

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Gem Red Task 1: Eliminate at least 3 non-red horses or all of a player’s wolves.

Gem Red Task 2: Mine a big hole underground then spleef a player into taking damage into it.

Gem Red Task 3: Add berry bushes anywhere and everywhere. Cause someone to get pricked by one. You can punch people into the bushes if you need to.

Gem Red Task 4: Cause a Player to take fall damage of over 1 heart.

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Scar: You must sabotage at least 3 red player’s bases without being seen. You can hide their stuff, destroy farms or burn things. If you are caught, you fail.

Scar Red Task 1: Dig mant 1x1 holes at least 15 blocks deep in high traffic areas until someone falls in one. Hide them with tall grass.

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Grian: A fallen player is your ghostly angel, they will secretly guide you through this episode, you must do what they say. You fail if anyone asks if you are talking to someone else. They will contact you using ethereal means to set up a means of conversation.

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Martyn Red Task 1: Find a red name with at least 20 hearts. Take approximately 10 of them in any way you see fit. If there are none, damage any player for at least 5 hearts.

Martyn Red Task 2: Go invisible and punch a green life off a cliff. They must take at least 3 hearts of damage.

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Pearl: During this session, you must leave conversations in a creative way. You pass when you have successfully left 8 conversations or encounters in a different manner. You can leave conversations as normal, but it will not count towards your al goal.

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Skizz Red Task 1: Kill a green name by any means. They can fight back once you have initiated combat.

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Scott: You are a bad spy. You must listen in on red players’ plans, but convey bad intel to your fellow yellow players. You must give at least 3 significant false intel such as incorrect targets or intentions. At least one of the bad intel must be acted upon by another player.

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Joel Red Task 1: Fire arrows from an unenchanted bow continuously at GoodTimeWithScar until they deflect with a shield. If they die you also succeed.

Joel Red Task 2: Build an explosive under a high traffic area. Detonate it from afar when a conversation is happening. If you deal any damage, you succeed.

Joel Red Task 3: Build a TNT cannon and successfully hit a base from at least 50 blocks.

Joel Red Task 4: You must damage a yellow or green player by firing a bow straight up into the air. The angle can not be below roughly 70 degrees.

Joel Red Task 5: Tame at least 5 wolves and use them to deal damage to a non red.

Joel Red Task 6: Use redstone to damage a non-red player. You can not hit the, with the item, it must be a machine or trap of some kind.

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Tango Red Task 1: Enderpearl into a conversation, deal as much as you can to as many players, if you are hit or they all run away, enderpearl away.

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Cleo: From supergratmonkey: You are a secret Santa. You have to randomize who is naughty and nice on the server. You must give a gift to all nice players and pull a trick, damage or steal from naughty players. You can not do the same gift/trick twice in the session.

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BigB Red Task 1: Summon a mob using an egg to deal any damage to any green

BigB Red Task 2: Strike a deal with a non-red to cause at least 3 hearts of damage to another non-red. You succeed when they have dealt the damage.

BigB Red Task 3: Go invisible and hit at least 5 different people with a sword within 1 minute without being hit back.

BigB Red Task 4: Cause a player to take suffocation damage of any kind.

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Impulse: During this session, you must enter conversations in a creative way. You pass when you have successfully entered 8 different conversations or encounters in a different manner. You can enter conversations as normal, but it will not count towards your final goal.

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Note: In tasks specifying a green life, it now applies to a yellow life.

#secret life #secret life spoilers #secret life task list #my internet died as I tried to post this and I didn’t re-save the draft so I lost a bunch of secrets #posting this now as I re-scavenge and add those secrets again

[miguel-manbemel]

Do You Love Me, Jan-Jan?

Inspired by an incorrect quote by @/sunshineemomare on Twitter, but I made it Moceit.

I knew I wanted to use for this comic the images of Patton saying "Because you're my hero", however I did not like the shield on Patton's cap and didn't want anyone to think using that image meant my endorsement to she who must not be named, so I deleted the shield altogether. CW Moceit

#thomas sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides incorrect quote #sanders sides photocomic #patton sanders #janus sanders #moceit

[shieldherostuffs]

Naofumi: I wish there was something between us.

Motoyasu: Like what?

Naofumi: A wall.

#the rising of the shield hero #rising of the shield hero #naofumi iwatani #incorrect rising of the shield hero #chat post #incorrect quotes #motoyasu kitamura

[muffin-gods]

MASTERPOST wip

Because I have way too many OCs, AUs, ideas, concepts, fandoms, etc, I decided to make a masterpost so that anyone interested can check 'em all out without getting confused. Cuz even I get confused sometimes.... or all the time... ~haha~

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First lemme introduce myself~ You can call me Kai. My pronouns are she/he/they. I'm Bisexual. Taken<3. My head is way too small for the amount of shit going on in there. Adhd. And probably dyslexia (Idk but i heavily depend on autocorrect to spell anything correctly)

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Now for all my Oc universes ~

• Dashville

Random sketches,Jahivi sketch,Stix and Radd,Stix doodle,Buddy

• Sonic Ocs/Dating sim concept

Random sketch,Vortex incorrect quote,first poll,lol idk,Sonic ask,Vortex incorrect quote 2,Blur the Hedgehog ,Ryder the Raccoon,SWD Vortex poster

• Pokemon Ocs

Random sketch,About my Pla oc,Lucario screenshot,Pla oc art,About my Shield oc,Sketch idea, Scarlet confession,

• Minecraft Ocs

Max doodles,Max,Zach,& Sirius ref sheets,Dan ref sheet,Hailey ref sheet,Zach and Dan sketch,Ranboo au ref sheet,Mike sketch,Mike the Griefer,Another Mike sketch,Mike and Zach(7 years ago),Mike + Spotify playlist,Character icons

• Misfit Crew

• It's Emmett

Aiden and Marcus,

• 4ever (name wip)

• Pirate Ocs (name also wip)

• Horror game concept (again wip)

Goose,Goose peace was never an option,Mickey,Ray,and Goose carving pumpkins

• Natasha and Bethany

Roleplay account,Bethany lifting Natasha

• Obey me MC

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My fandoms~(that I can remember.. )

Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Fnaf, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Lego Monkie Kid, Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun, Sk8 the infinity, Obey me, Minecraft, Doki Doki literature club, Lego Ninjago, Voltron Legendary Defender, Lotr, Pirates of the Caribbean, Welcome Home, The Magisterium, Eddsworld, Hazbin Hotel, Helluva boss, Banana Fish, My Hero Academia(kinda.. I haven't gotten far yet T^T), Acnh, Splatoon, Bloon TD 6, Twomp, Dead plate, Elevator Hitch, Cold Front

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My favorite things are 1920s aesthetic(swing music, black and white tv, suits and frilly dresses, old cartoons, etc) and horror. I absolutely love Pokemon.

I always end my journal entries like this...So I'll end this post by saying...

That's All Folks

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Other blogs

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#masterpost #ocs #Oc art #Au #Art #pinned post #Questions are encouraged #muffins posting

[rolaplayor101]

Watching a romance movie

Dave Shield: hm, I wish someone would kiss me like that *looks pointedly at Toshinori*

Toshinori:

Dave:

Toshinori:

Dave: I said I WISH SOMEONE

#toshinori yagi #Dave Shield #Mightyshield #Shieldmight #Toshidave #all might #boku no hero academia #bnha #mha #my hero academia #dialogue #incorrect quotes #funny jokes #gay #mlm #Yagi Toshinori #Davemight

[naofumiisbabey]

Motoyasu: you can't just leave me out here!

Naofumi: why not?

Motoyasu: because what if someone tries to take me!?

Naofumi: who would want you?

Motoyasu: what-?

Motoyasu: ...

Motoyasu: people want me :(

#incorrect quotes #naofumi #naofumi iwatani #naofumi sama #motoyasu #motoyasu kitamura #the rising of the shield hero #rising of the shield hero #shield hero #tate no yuusha no nariagari #tate no yusha #rotsh

[thelustybraavosimaid]

lmao @ u thinking jon is azor ahai. hes not, thats dany

Interesting. Read my post again, please. It's not simply me guessing, it's me discussing what George put in his books.

Moreover, I don't think that *only* Jon is AA or the Prince that was Promised, I think it's the both of them *together.* Daenerys with her flaming swords, Jon who swore to be *the shield* that guards the realms of men.

That reminds me of an Alan Taylor quote:

"[Martin] just sort of mentioned in passing, 'Oh well it's all about Dany and Jon Snow,'" Taylor said. "And at the time I thought, 'Really? I thought it was about Sean Bean and Robb Stark?'"

"But [Martin] knew from the very beginning where he was driving and now we're starting to see that come to fruition," Taylor said. "We know that it's circling tighter and tighter on Dany and Jon and their partnership is starting to form, you know, 'fire and ice.'"

"I can't say much more about what [Martin] said about where we're going with Dany and Jon because that leaps ahead into the next season," Taylor said. "But to me the revelation was that, at the time, we had a hundred characters and yet he knew it's about these two."

[Source]

"Born amidst salt and smoke, beneath a bleeding star. I know the prophecy." Marwyn turned his head and spat a gob of red phlegm onto the floor. "Not that I would trust it. Gorghan of Old Ghis once wrote that a prophecy is like a treacherous woman. She takes your member in her mouth, and you moan with the pleasure of it and think, how sweet, how fine, how good this is...and then her teeth snap shut and your moans turn to screams. That is the nature of prophecy, said Gorghan. Prophecy will bite your prick off every time." (Samwell V, AFfC)

I do not believe that Aemon was wrong. They *weren't* looking for a girl, and Daenerys most certainly fits the proohecy. But in some ways, Jon does as well. Melisandre was incorrect—in thinking that the prophecised hero is Stannis, but her own god was leading her to Jon.

And the Other threat ends when they both come together to defend the realm.

#ask