#source: saiki k

[skullywullypully]

Gojo meeting Utahime for the first time

Gojo: I bet you've fallen in love! That's okay, even though we're on separate social levels, it's a natural response to my beauty. How else are you supposed to react to perfection?

Utahime: *bows and leaves*

Gojo: THAT'S IT?!?!

#Source: saiki k #english dub #gojohime #utahime iori #gojo satoru #incorrect quotes #not my quote #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk incorrect quotes

[incorrectcampcampbellquotes]

David: What brought you here? Nikki: I wanted Max to come with me to the beach! David: Oooh, that's so fun! Max: Uh, yeah, I'm not going. David, menacingly: Your best buddy went out of his way to ask you in person. You're going to the beach, Max. Max: Oh dear...

#cc david #cc nikki #cc max #camp camp #source: saiki k

[harpie-raven]

(Earlier seasons/pre-canon)

Juno: please let the rest of my New Years Day be quiet ……… okay, I guess I can go home now—

Mick: oH! HEY THERE JJ!!!

Juno: —see there is no God.

#tpp #the penumbra fandom #incorrect quotes #source: saiki k #juno steel #mick mercury #the penumbra podcast

[could-be-kira]

naofumi: please let the rest of my trip to cal mira be quiet, thank you. well, guess i'll go find a place to rest now !

l'arc: whoa, hey there kiddo !! :)

naofumi: see ? there is no god.

#the rising of the shield hero #tate no yuusha no nariagari #incorrect shield hero #incorrect shield hero quotes #naofumi iwatani #l'arc berg #source: saiki k #♡ / ( incorrect quotes . )

[hyacjnthus]

Nico’s mind, when he sang the orientation song at the campfire: There’s nothing I hate more than being the centre of attention, yet here I am, all eyes on me…

#nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #percy jackson #camp half blood confidential #chb confidential #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #source: saiki k

[thrushforreal]

Thrush is napped by some goons while out on patrol

Thrush: There's nothing I hate more than being the center of attention. And yet here I am, all eyes on me. *looks at the goons in the room with them* So what do I do now?

Also, Thrush: *uses a vial of Scarecrows fear toxin that they nabbed and escapes while the goons have fear induced hallucinations*

Batman: Where did you get that, you should not have that.

Thrush: How else am I going to keep up to date with correct antidotes for the stuff old man?

#batman oc #trace drake-wayne #batfam incorrect quotes #batman #bruce wayne #thrush #source: saiki k #just the first bit about being the center of attention

[randomincorrectquotes10]

Shark, half heartedly praying: Please let the rest of my day go quietly.

Quattro: Hey There Shark!

Shark, internally: Proof there is no god.

#yu gi oh #yu gi oh zexal #yugioh incorrect quotes #incorrect zexal quotes #incorrect quotes #shark kastle #quattro arclight #source: saiki k #random for the future

[obeymemes]

Solomon: So to fix the recipe for dinner, we can just put the whole bowl in the microwave.

Raphael: Good idea.

Solomon: Wait, why is there so many sparks?

Luke: That’s a metal bowl!

#obey me #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me solomon #obey me incorrect quotes #source: saiki k

[monakisu]

about saiki kusuo...

he's a leo.

he's incredibly tidy. if his parents leave the house in a mess, he'll complain but proceed to deep-clean it anyways.

he's a stickler for other people's safety. if he notices someone's shoelace is untied, he'll tie it for them, regardless of the circumstances (ie. smack-dab in the middle of a sports game)

on another note, he seems to have a fixation with tying people's shoelaces for them.

he's weak for sweets in general, not just coffee jelly. sweet tooth saiki!

he has a huge soft spot for kids. this probably stems from his failed childhood friendship with akechi.

he's scared of bugs because he can't read their minds. this implies that powerless!saiki might be a lot shyer, more anxious, and even pricklier, since he doesn't know what anybody's thinking.

he's totally a mama's boy. he learned his moral compass from her, does whatever she wants, believes he was born an esper to protect her, etc.

also, the notorious zebra print blazer was because of his mom.

he's so much of a people-pleaser that he'll sacrifice his desire for anonymity and normalcy; he'll insert himself into situations, stalk people, and use his powers even if it means the spotlight will fall on him.

not only is he a people-pleaser, he's a drama queen. he'd rather concoct elaborate plans to avoid somebody instead of simply rejecting them.

he's a one piece fan.

his favorite arcade game used to be whack-a-mole, and he thought destroying all the moles meant he'd won. he was banned because of this.

his glasses are colored glasses from his childhood toy box. wording implies that he's been wearing this same pair his whole life.

he likes baking/cooking, mostly because he gets to eat the sweets that he made. (househusband saiki... heh.)

he smiled a lot more freely as a kid. when he wasn't wearing a dazed expression, he looked like quite the cheerful child.

he helps kaido out with classwork by simply handing him his own work.

he rarely gets sick, and when he does he can cure himself by turning his body into an inferno through pyrokinesis. however, this means he knows next to nothing about medicine.

similarly, he's tragically naïve about the internet.

he's good at singing and likes karaoke (preferably singing by himself).

like kaido, he gets seasick. however, he fervently denies this. he seems to think himself impervious of the maladies regular people suffer from.

he has a bit of a girly run.

he likes using takahashi as a joke. "it's everyone's favorite, takahashi." he also hates takahashi because of his strong resemblance to akechi's childhood bully, takashi.

he likes hot baths.

when he walks home from school, he follows this routine: he stops at the convenience store, picks up coffee jelly, puts it back on the shelf, then continues home. ...incredible. he seems incapable of not staring at any nearby coffee jelly.

he may be willing to downplay his smarts/talents to avoid trouble, but he'll get competitive when he's with akechi or kusuke.

he's hesitant to cause his friends any harm, but will freely maim toritsuka, so long as the damage is immediately reversed.

he won't hesitate with kusuke, though.

lastly, and most importantly:

he's a cutie patootie <3

#last pic courtesy of saikbot on twitter!!!! #had to clear this outta my notes app #source: i divined it in a dream #just kidding this is all random tidbits i picked up while blazing through the manga #enjoy saiki stans #saiki k #saiki kusuo #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusou no psi nan

[kimaisalloren]

Redraw of my favorite chapter art. Except I wanted a creepy vibe and to make it look like inkwash. Original here owo: 👇

#so at some point #because of how I adjusted the lighting #and it expands outwards from where I made the light source being directly behind my man right #so like you know #with the wide photo and his limiters it like kinda looked like shrek #in the shadow #I really am obsessed with Saiki rn #plz talk to me about Saiki #saiki kusuo #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #the disastrous life of saiki k. #tdlosk #saiki k fanart #redraw #the disaster of psi kusuo saiki #kusuo saiki #psychic kusuo #tf is that tag #anyways I just love him so much and Idk ab u #but he’s hilariously more creepy and violent in the manga than anime #like not insanely but like #he canonically killed a whole nation of people and then wiped the nation from existence #like anime Saiki is like :/ I don’t want his death on my conscious #and manga Saiki is like #pulling out the Glock

[kusuokisser]

ive reached a point in being normal over saiki k where literally. A normal photo of saiki and all his friends will.make me cry upon seeing it. Not even like a sad pic or anything they could be having the time of their lives and id be like 😭😭😭THEY😭😭😭😭FUUUCKKK

#Source: it just fucking happened again #THEYY😭😭😭😭😢😢😢 #saiki k #saiki no psi nan #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo #disastrous life of saiki k #saiki #saiki kusou no psi nan #kusuo #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo no ψ nan

[incorrect-losers]

Stan *stone-faced*: As you can tell by the look on my face I’m anxiously looking forward to it

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #stan uris #stanley uris #source: the disastrous life of saiki k #source: tdlosk

[alien-slushie]

Toritsuka: Why are all the hot girls lesbian?!

Rifuta: Why are all the hot girls straight?!

Chiyo: Why are all the hot guys gay?!

Kaido: Why are all the hot guys straight?!

Teruhashi: Why are all the hot people taken?!

Aiura: Everyone is hot, what do I do?!

Saiki: what?

#source: idk #incorrect saiki k quotes #incorrect disastrous life of saiki k quotes #toritsuka reita #imu rifuta #lesbian imu rifuta #chiyo yumehara #kaido shun #gay kaido shun #teruhashi kokomi #bisexual teruhashi kokomi #aiura mikoto #pansexual aiura mikoto #saiki kusuo #asexual saiki kusuo #saiki k #everyone is gay #everyone is lqbtq

[asexualcloud]

friendly reminder that toritsuka canonically has a crush on kuriko (saikis female form)

its like when some guy says "is it gay if its a trans guy?" (which it is cuz trans men are men <3)

#source: im a transmasc #saiki k #reita toritsuka #saiki kusuo #torisai #saiki kuriko

[hyacjnthus]

Nico, rolling over Leo, who fell on his face: Hey, Leo, what happened?

Nico: OH NO HE’S DEAD

Leo: Ni—co

Nico: Oh, he’s alive.

#nico di angelo #leo valdez #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #source: saiki k

[fagitsukareita]

NOW HEAR ME OUT i just think that WHILE kusuke was digging around in toritsuka's head, looking at all that impulsiveness and the honesty that only his little brother manages to force out of this piece of shit, wouldn't it just be SO kusuke to try to turn all those feelings tori has for kusuo back onto him... a little puppy crush, nothing kusuke would ever act on (obviously. he's better than that.). just something to leave tori itchy, to make him stare at kusuo and wonder why those feelings have started to ring unfamiliar, a little deja vu, because i think kusuke does, fundamentally, view tori as just another one of kusuo's toys. and if kusuke can't have what kusuo does, then he has to break it.

#me ten minutes ago saying i will never talk about this ship vs me now making the post. hypocrites and liars RISE UP! #SORRY EVERYONE I AM EVIL AND DERANGED AND I HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS!!!! #torikuu #idk what the ship name is... i should tag this torisai aswell #cuz it's like the. it's kusuke fucking with tori's mind in a way that tori can't comprehend... in a way that is more insidious than canon #and it's twisting tori's love for kusuo. the love tori cant bring himself to face. making that source of comfort and connection unbearable #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki k #toritsuka reita #saiki kusuo #tdlosk #saiki kusuke