#incorrect snowbaz quotes

[fics-and-quotes-andthelike]

Basilton Grimm-Pitch: Simon, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Simon Snow: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

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[justanotherhamiltrash]

Baz: I wish people would stop asking me if I'm a vampire. Obviously not. I have blood.

Simon: But is it your blood?

Baz: It is blood, yes.

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[that-disabled-princess]

Simon: "You're all IDIOTS"

Baz: :(

Simon: "Not you, babe <3"

Baz: :D

#snowbaz #incorrect quotes #idk it's been a rough semester and these idiots are keeping me going right now

[diznam]

(he secretly loves it)(baz, that is)

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[sacred-algae]

Adapted from a discord texting rp with @emerson-loki96 as Baz and me as Simon

It’s become a running joke with us… because a few months later…

Enjoy the chaos of our headcanon

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[faygott]

Simon Snow Incorrect Quotes

Baz: Is something burning? Simon: Just my love for you. Baz: Simon, the toaster is on fire.

Baz: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Simon: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Baz: No! Four to five seconds! Simon: Too late!!!

(Simon in fifth year)

Baz: So are we flirting right now? Simon: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU Baz: That doesn’t answer my question

Baz: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Simon: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Baz: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder? Simon: Stop romanticizing the past.

Baz: Walking in to a room Sorry I’m late… I was… doing things. Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder Simon: Out of breath HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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[highlyincorrect]

Hey y’all

I’ve got way too many incorrect quotes and shitposts in general in my notes so I guess it’s time to share them with the world! Expect content for;

- Umbrella Academy

- Marvel (MCU, don’t know shit abt the comics)

- Good Omens

- Doctor Who

The list goes on! I have an art account too! It’s called TwoBraincells-Art and I’ll reblog a lot of my posts here

ALSO ASKS ASKS I LOVE ASKS- ASK ME ANYTHING

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[blurred-but-thoughts-alright]

Simon: Hold on! I'm having one of those things...a headache with pictures.

Baz: What the fuck?

Penny: He's having an idea.

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[incorrecthpjo]

Simon: I feel like you're being a little harsh

Baz: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up

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[babbleduck]

Simon: I'm not scared of anything

Simon, 10 minutes later, clinging to Baz's arm: BAZ THERE'S A COCKROACH oh god drain it or something, Baz- CROWLEY IT'S FLYING BAZ, BAZ HELP-

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[incorrectsnowbaz]

Simon: Do you have a couple million pounds lying around?

Baz: ...For what?

Simon: Because you could get a literal dinosaur! It would be too big to fit in the flat but maybe outside...

Baz, deadpanned: No.

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[whotwentwrong]

SnowBaz flirting

Baz: “I’m gonna blow you away with my dazzling personality.”

Simon: “I’m gonna blow you away with my TT.”

Baz: “Do you mean TTT?! Why do you have dyna—“

Simon: “No I mean Trauma and Touch aversion, now move, I need to go see my therapist.”

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[justanotherhamiltrash]

Simon, about Baz: He's plotting!

Penny, who knows about Simon's feelings: You keep using that word.

Penny: I do not think it means what you think it means.

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[plant-boi-neville]

Sometimes Baz asks me “Snow what do you think you’re doing?” But that just means stop. He doesn’t actually want to know my thought process.

-Simon Snow

#carry on #wayward son #snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #incorrect snowbaz quotes #has this been done idk

[pipsqueakparker]

simon: *climbs into bed on hands and knees*

destroy me

baz: i wanna break up with you

simon:

simon:

simon: what

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[red-painted-rock]

Baz: is this about me?

Penny: no

Baz: then I’ve lost interest

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