"Seducing women to do your evil will" "Oh, I think perhaps you've got the wrong shop"
On second thought he probably means that in response to the evil part but that is HILARIOUS
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it's giving '90 miles per hour in central london' realness
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this week in the good omens corner of tumblr: uhhhh. fashion?
fashion!
fan artists have found a new go-to outfit for crowley and we are all very, very happy with this development (and so is aziraphale)
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things i headcanon Crowley invented:
only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one
youtube ads
gum on shoes
that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart
you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.
back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad
Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture
unsynced audio or subtitles on media
pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale
instagram poetry
pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)
airplane food
the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"
long red light/short green light
shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia
crocs
feel free to add your ownnn
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This is definitely what happened at the start of episode 2
Here's to my first contribution to the fandom
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