Expectation versus reality.
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Stuff that is glittery: nice! Love the sparkles, it’s just a fun thing to see!
Stuff that gets glitter on things: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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god why must you throw all the miseries at me at midnight
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Sign of “Life”
i do not recommend drawing every single window one by one. i regret some choices. my fingers were so tense.
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Happy Tom Foolery Day!
"Oops...I missed it."
Yesss, happy belated Tomfoolery Day to all.
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Cleaning your house: ❌
Giving your broom and mop a house tour: ✅
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The only problem with working in a cake shop? You're always covered in chocolate and flour
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Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.
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the pains of pissing with a shaved pussy
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trans women are everywhere and are so eager to be seen and heard but only if they feel safe around you. if you hardly ever have trans women interacting with you, especially online, then consider there might be a reason for that and you should address it
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why did i just find half of a bowhair on my desk and why am i not suprised
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