#it was a joke

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

#no one at work knows my taste in music #they don't know what movies i like #i wear the same three shirts on repeat #and they're my boyfriend's shirts #none of them know about my hobbies #and they don't know the sound of my real voice #spy level disguise #first time my man saw me made up he thought it was kiss cosplay and my mom told me to leave him lmao #it was a joke #but the pain was real lol

[urfavescreamqueen]

how bro and I look after I say ‘chat is bro the rizzler?’ because he complimented me

#scott pilgrim #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim vs the world #it was a joke

[white-flower-blooming]

Xie Lian: San Lang

Hua Cheng: Yes Gege

Xl (in deep thought): you gifted me a ring when we first met

Hua Cheng: that's right. Why? You don't like it :(

Xie Lian: no no San Lang. Of course i love it. What i mean is. Since you give me a ring.....Does that mean you were proposing to me???

Hua Cheng:

Xie Lian:

Hua Cheng: YES. I MEAN NO!! I MEAN...IT WAS JOKE!

#it was a joke #👍👍👍 #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #tgcf incorrect quotes

[dumpsterfire-dweller]

Friend: mentions Merida from Disney's Brave

Me under my breath: im merobiba

Friend: huh? Sorry i didnt get that

.....IM MEROBIBA....IF YE COULD BE BWAVE WOULD YE? MEROBIBA WOULD!! IM MEROBIBA!!!

Friend: the fuck was that

....it was a joke! It was a joke! Yeah!! It was a joke!!!!

Friend: bro i swear if you make one more drawfee referense and ill punch you in the face

Im sorry! Sorry! ....fuck ....oh merobiba youve dunnit agai- FphwAPT

OW...OW....OW.

#merobiba #im merobiba #merida #drawfee bit #drawfee reference #drawffee #drawfee #brave #it was a joke #dilfosaur #julia lepetit #nathan yaffe #jacob andrews #drawtectives #im sorry #reference #so many references #art references #references #bit #disney #bear

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

So is Lil Mimi called Bibi?

I thought they needed a placeholder but I’m already attached to it oh no

#it was a joke #a play on the word baby #but now it’s just #yeah I could totally see that being their name #I have made a grave error #loupy-mongoose #ask #also the implication that Mimi jsut sucks at naming like ‘yeah lets just switch the consonants there we go perfect’

[ashersanity]

Are you a baker ? Cuz you're a cutie-pie (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

I know I can’t have your eyes but our kids can.

Let’s make a whole school

#‘don’t you have a normal pick up line?’ #nah #officer this one right here #NONONOOO DONT TAKE ME AWAY #IT WAS A JOKE #A JOKE #getting shot on the spot #honestly I chose one that wasn’t so bad #it could’ve been worse #shoku the beloved <3 #<— she’s now traumatized #asher gets asks

[sea-jello]

yall got villain kai 7 years ago for like 10 seconds and RAN with it huh

#2015 to 2022 #and its still going #i mean like yeah #evil kai has BIG potential #he deserves to go apeshit #as a treat <3 #ninjago #lego ninjago #kai ninjago #ninjago kai #kai smith #kai jiang #evil kai #ninjago s4 #ninjago tournament of elements #OML YALL THIS WAS NOT AN ATTACK HELP #IT WAS A JOKE #EVERYONES GETTING SO DEFENSIVE 😭😭 #I SAID I LIKED VILLAIN KAI IN THE TAGS TOO #NO MALICE NO MALICE #I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY

[70spunkstars]

If I see one more “Hobie doesn’t like labels” headcanon/work post I might cry 💔

#It was a joke #he had his mask on #it wasn’t serious! #it was satire. #hobie brown #hobart brown #spider punk #atsv hobie #hobie #across the spiderverse #hobie spiderverse #atsv #hobie headcanons #hobie brown headcanons #spiderman across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse headcanons

[you-need-not-apply]

Ah yes my daily dose of stupidity: being called ableist as I don’t want to be internet diagnosed with autism as I don’t think I am and I would rather a professional opinion and diagnosis

#I was literally like #please don’t speculate about if I have any neurodivergent stuff #and they’re like #you gotta check yourself #your ableist #like you acting as if it’s something bad #it was a joke #like sir #sir #it was not when you give me multiple paragraphs about why I might be autistic #autism #tumblr #why

[lord-akumu]

My friend just asked if I was going to end the Hannibal fanfiction...

I did that during a boring class in my WhatsApp conversation as a JOKE

And wtf I'm supposed to add? It's a story about you being the kid of Hannibal and Will and you don't know about they secret but want to know how to make meat delicious and hunt with Will, nothing more, nothing less

Update: Yeah I posted the english version here

#hannibal #fanfic #hannibal series #hannibal lecter #will graham #it was a joke

[sapphic-mad-scientist]

Jeans AU

Lenore- Ripped boyfriend jeans Duke- Ripped bootcut jeans Pluto- Ripped skinny jeans Annabel- Denim skirtalls or Cigarette jeans Morella- Mom jeans Ada- Denim miniskirt Prospero- Jeans n a suit top, Lenore would wear this too. Eulalie- Ripped galaxy print flare jeans Berenice- Ripped flare jeans Montresor- Bellbottom jeans Will- Jorts Theo- Also mom jeans

#nevermore webcomic #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #duke nevermore #pluto nevermore #annabel lee nevermore #morella nevermore #ada nevermore #prospero nevermore #eulalie nevermore #berenice nevermore #montresor nevermore #will nevermore #theo nevermore #THIS IS A SHITPOST!!! NOT A SERIOUS AU #IT WAS A JOKE #I MADE AN OFFHAND JOKE AND ME AND THE NEVERWHORES ELABORATED #Whatever. its funny #jeans #btw we put Will in jorts bc he canonically wears shorts #nevermore fandom is weird with aus #the au era of like. late 2022-jan 2023 #we came up with like. 100+ AUs #multiple. everyday #I have the list but idk if I should infect the world with it #but yeah. au where everything stays the same except they're all wearing their assigned jeans

[k-i-ssmyash]

Give em the rizz, baby.

Is this too spicy for Tumblr? Oh, forget about it. Look at his stupid face.

#helluva boss #ashtray art #chazwick thurman #chaz #helluva boss moxxie #moxxie #helluva boss chaz #helluva fanart #shark bait: hoo ha ha #it was a joke #just a prank bro #when in the canon frame up to you #i hate him #Chaz as a person is terrible #stereotype is great tho #he’s gross #give em the rizz

[just-a-drawing-bean]

WHAT WAS KANDI TALKING ABOUT

DID YOU DRAW SUN FEET

BEAN???

I look away

#it was a joke #I SWEAR IT WAS A JOKE #please #ask response #no one will know except the select few

[swagtransboy]

Unrelated question, how do you convince your friends you haven't hacked into their messages?

(Context. I did not hack or intercept their messages)

#idk how to tag this #i didnt #it was a joke #hacking

[im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley]

I thought I was joking about Crowley being my gender identity.

I never do my hair, ever.

Until yesterday. I did this

#It was a joke #I don't think it is anymore #crowley #anthony j crowley #good omens

[spoonbf]

deathtrope apocalypse bfs!!

update: Im distraught.

#eddie munson you Will beat those death allegations #the gay ones however... #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #newtmas #tmr newt #tmr thomas #IT WAS A JOKE #I WAS KIDDING #I JINXED IT #clearly the universe cant take a joke #I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY