I think people should listen to a compilation of only Sasha James' lines. Istg 70% of her lines elicited this reaction from me
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"oh yeah my old friend suddenly moved in with me and keeps saying we're engaged because he proposed to me once when we were kids and he started cooking elaborate dinners and jerked me off that one time but only to help me sleep and yeah he told me hes gay but dont worry hes just trying to be a good roommate since i'm letting him stay at my place for a bit until his boss recovers" -hiro, probably
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I love Jonathan Crane as the cold academic type as much as anyone else, but my absolute favorite personality is him just being an absolute little freak for shits and giggles. I want this man to be hissing from the top of a fridge in full Scarecrow gear just because he can. Jon would absolutely reenact urban legends for the thrill of it; let's just be honest with ourselves, this is the type of guy who'd hide underneath your bed and lick your hand to fuck with you. I want him scuttling his bony ass into air vents and just launching himself straight onto people. This man has rabies and he's proud of it.
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Have you read the locked tomb series by Tamsyn Muir? Vasco gives off moderate Gideon vibes and Machete gives off HUGE Harrowhark vibes
(and no spoilers for why I'm saying this but it would be FASCINATING to see Machete as a Nona-like character)
If you haven't read it, it's catholic necromancers and swordswomen in space in the future. God is a twitch streamer. Jesus is a lesbian. Everyone is a lesbian. One of the main characters is a schizophrenic nun in love with the corpse of a dead planet who has taken the form of a living human sized barbie doll. Another of the main characters is the most scrungly fucked up rat woman you will ever meet.
If you can't tell, I love the locked tomb and want to write a crossover fic with Vasco and Machete lol
I haven't read it but I've certainly heard of it, mostly good things. People keep recommending it to me, telling me I might like it based on my art and vibes, and Machete has been compared to Harrowhark specifically a whole bunch of times.
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