#it’s sewer

[robininthewindow]

It’s times like this where I wish I knew anything about knitting.

I sew, I make little plushies with needle and thread, I don’t know how to crochet, I knoweth not how to combine needles and yarn to make socks or beanies or coats. Knitting is trending, I am very happy for the knitters out there who are having their craft properly appreciated, im just sad because the free pattern I saw I can’t do cause I don’t know Jack about knitting

#knitblr #knitting #sewing #sewblr #im looking at the tags that pop up when I type sew #and im sitting here like #sewerslvt??? #your a slvt for sewing??? #like no sweetheart #it’s sewer #it’s different #knitters of tumblr #hand sewn #i can’t think of anything else #i didn’t even know there wee people on here that enjoyed sewing/knitting #I’ve found my people #craftblr #crafts #i thought of some more

[aholotte]

Aro men. you agree. reblog.

(plaintext because idk if gradient text will show up for everyone: aro men. you agree. reblog)

#important #aromantic #aro #aro men #aromantic men #arospec #lgbtq #queer #aro men are sexier than aphobes #aphobes fall into a sewer

[zoe-oneesama]

Enjoy Your Botulism.

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#no but for real Scarlet Moth makes Animan 'sniff out the heroes' #in the SEWER #shouldn't that have...not worked???? #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #hawkmoth #episode 53 part 7

[slitherpunk]

if there's a game that you hate playing but continue playing it for what ever reason, maybe it's designed to get you into a bad habit or/and it has predatory monetization, this year i think you should stop playing it ^_^ ! love yourself & it doesn't deserve your time !!

#unless it's sewer rave !!!! peace !!!

[awetfrog]

my party are starving when there are perfectly good ghouls around, are they stupid?

#my art tag? #fear and hunger #enki ankarian #cw light cannibalism #but that goes with the #ragnvaldr #tag #love my maneating himbo and the sewer hag

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

The way Soap would use military talk to get a reaction from you. He knows you're into it. So you're standing in the kitchen, maybe cooking something and you can hear his raspy voice from behind the corner "Got visuals on the target" and you're already grinning, wisely putting down anything that could make a mess. You hear slight shuffling and a whispered "Nice and stealthy boys", the next thing you know is him tackling you and immediately catching you in his arms, carefully lowering you to the floor. He crawls over you rasping: "Hostage secured", and presses his lips to yours but you both have to laugh. And it ends up being a messy kiss because you both can't stop giggling and grinning into the kiss. And when he breaks away because you're both smiling so wide it's just impossible to properly kiss, you put your hand on his chest and tell him: "You're a goof MacTavish". His smile softens and he replies: "Aye, your goof, that is."

#the sewer writes #john soap mactavish #john soap mactavish x reader #soap x reader #soap x gn!reader #soap mactavish x reader #gn!reader #john soap cod #cod soap x reader #the way it would be so ridiculous #he would always find a way to make intimate moments funny #sometimes it's just straight up funny #sometimes it ends up being hotter than anticipated

[athousandyearstime]

Upstairs! Up, up, up, up, up, up, up!

DOCTOR WHO | The Star Beast

#doctor who #doctorwhoedit #dwedit #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #david tennant #the meep #scifiedit #dwgifs #timelordgifs #the star beast #doctor who spoilers #cinematv #tvedit #tusermyra #ughmerlin #arthurpendragonns #flashing tw #mygifs #sadly gifs can't capture the sound this alien sewer rat makes 😔 all hail the meep! ✊

[chartreuse-moose]

“I am too sensitive to sunlight to go out on most days. The conditions in here are perfect. Care to buy anything?”

#stardew valley #video game art #watercolor art #sdv #stardew art #stardew watercolor #stardew fanart #watercolor #sdv krobus #Stardew Krobus #Stardew Valley Sewers

[wavyypeachyy]

I don’t think suicidal thoughts actually ever go away.

#self h@rm #tw s3lf harm #tw sui ideation #sewer slide #tw sucidal ideation #su!cidal #tw self destruction #tw disordered eating #anarecja #ed not ed sheeran #tw sh implied #tw self destructive thoughts #self mutilator

[llsadgirl]

-from Pinterest

#low self everything #body image #depressing shit #diary #tw depressing stuff #i hate my existence #thinner is better #sewer slide #dear diary

[radiance1]

So, Danny was effectively homeless.

His parents are dead, his sister is dead, his friends are dead. Hell, even Vlad, Vlad kicked the fucking bucket which, Danny genuinely never expected.

Vlad was supposed to be his nemesis, his main bad guy, the guy Danny's supposed to constantly pull everything out against just to win. Not to mention how significant his presence was.

A part of him assumed that Vlad would always be there and him not being there and knowing he won't be there ever again is... weird.

So you're probably asking, how exactly did this happen?

Well you see, the nasty burger exploded, for one thing. Then when he was under Vlad's care both of them got outed for being ghosts to the GIW, which was technically Danny's fault, since he did something extremely stupid.

Somehow they got caught, and life under the GIW was not great in the slightest. The constant experiments, the dehumanization (Sometimes Danny doesn't even register himself as human), the amount of times their feelings were utterly disregarded, and so, so much more.

The GIW found Vlad to be more dangerous than Danny, even if he lacked the raw power Danny had his intellect made him dangerous and for good reason. For it was because of said intellect that Danny managed to escape.

Vlad didn't manage to do the same.

Danny hated reliving that memory. Because Vlad was a villain, evil and self-serving, he shouldn't be sacrificing himself for his literal greatest enemy to escape in his stead (Not that Vlad would say Danny was his greatest, he would probably say it was the person who refused him to buy the packers). It was just, so utterly stupid and out of character for him.

So, Danny managed to escape, Vlad died. He couldn't even say anything about Dani because she got destabilized in front of him, in front of both of them actually. It hurt to watch and, he didn't quite know the specifics between Dani and Vlad anymore, but he thinks they were getting... better.

Not how it was when Dani was first created, but Vlad was working on mending it. Which, honestly, just makes everything worse.

Danny isn't powerless but it's a damn close thing. He's far weaker than he normally would be, and he's injured on top of that too boot, his powers can barely work and it's just so stupid.

So here he was, hiding out in some random sewer because he didn't want to take the risk of being on the surface and he hates the smell, but he'll take that over being experimented on again. So, Danny spends most of his time in the sewers of this place called Gotham, he even managed to make his own little area with a couch he stole and a few other appliances that were thrown out.

He lacked a Tv or laptop, but he found a yo-yo! Most of his time was spent practicing various tricks with his yo-yo.

It got boring fast. But it was really the only safe thing he could do when waiting for his powers to come back. At least he's a god at yo-yoing now.

It was while doing various tricks with it in some random sewer path, that a literal, goddamn crocodile-man just splashed up from sewer water and half-laid on the edge, since his lower body was still in the water.

Danny looked at his yo-yo, the crocodile, and then slowly stepped on over and gently poked the crocodile dude.

He made a sound, so he was alive!

Finally! Someone to appreciate his godly yo-yoing skills!

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #How did Dani get caught by the GIW? #Just assume she got caught along the way or sum #Anyways #Killer Croc just wanted a nap after being beaten up by Batman again #Why was a child in his sewers? #He doesn't even have the energy to try and eat the kid so he'll just #Let him do what he wants for now #Not like a normal child could ever threaten him #. #Why in the ever loving fuck was this kid showing him what he could do with a yo-yo??? #Why is there a weird child with-impressive- yo-yo skills in his sewers????

[drenched-in-sunlight]

drummer girl

#gwen stacy #ghostflower #spider woman #spiderman across the spiderverse #albi’s art #for some reasons she reminds me so much of ciri like they both have the rat girl that just crawls out a sewer yet still out rizz everyone #look y’know #this is NOT he/him Gwen fanart situation that’s a GIRL that’s how I draw girl if one more person tells me what my art is about istg

[sewercassowary]

BREAKING NEWS *SHOCKING AND SAD*: Jonathan Sims has been demoted to conputer

#the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol premiere #the magnus protocol 1 #the magnus protocol chester #the magnus protocol pilot #what the sewers whisper #the magnus archives #tmagp premiere

[zoe-oneesama]

You have her number, right Alya? Wait, you don’t? Uhhh…

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#first the sewers and now this?! eew!! #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady #scarlet lady comic #queen wasp #episode 51 part 11

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Who are you?

Dan: I'm you, but I got thrown into a different dimension, and now I run an illegal orphanage with a giant alligator man.

Danny: what?

Dan: Basically, I seduced a man into NOT being a cannibal and turned his attention into being a den father. You're welcome.

Danny:.....good job rizzing him up I guess.

#dcxdpdabbles #dc x dp crossover #Dan feel in love with Waylon Jones #but realized Waylon is country and his only country knowledge is his aunt #who told him a hubanf is caught by kids #so he runs a orphanage for the syreet kids in the sewers

[just-a-sewer-goblin]

I want a beauty and the beast where he's a monster and gets cursed to be a human. And the woman comes and they fall in love and yada yada. But he gets hesitant whether he wants the curse broken because what if she thinks he's scary as his original form?! So he talks about it with her and she's like "you big doofus I love you no matter what" and he turns back and is very shy and hesitant and "what if she's scared now!?" Meanwhile she's like already taking off her clothes

#the sewer croaks #beauty and the beast #because lets be honest we were all disappointed when he turned back #monsterfucker #monster x human #beauty x beast #shy monster