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#it's just amusing to me to headcanon them as exes who hate each other now as much as they did when they were together lol
artekai · 2 years
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Primadonna Girl X How to be a Heartbreaker ♥︎
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biconicfinn · 3 years
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Sam/T'Challa Headcanons
just some general headcanons for my faves <3
i dont remember much of the mcu timelines anymore but whatever have this post okay thank you
i'm thinking maybe they get together post-ca:cw, t'challa helps shelter steve, bucky, sam, clint, scott, and wanda in wakanda for a while so they can recover
obvs bucky goes into cryo and then i'm thinking maybe clint takes wanda under his wing and goes on the run, maybe scott joins them too idk i didn't spend too much time thinking about it
so it's just steve, sam, and cryo bucky
steve spends most of his time talking to bucky and moping and being generally Emo but eventually starts going stir-crazy so he turns his usual captain america suit into the nomad one, and heads off to go be a vigilante fugitive
meanwhile sam decides to stay in wakanda; he hasn't had a chance to just be in a long, long time, not since captain america first knocked on his door asking for a safe place. he stays in a small little apartment in the capital city, kinda near the palace so people can still keep an eye on him
over several weeks sam establishes a routine: wake up, go for a run around the neighbourhood (cutting through the public gardens at the palace), come back home and work out, shower, eat breakfast, go out on a patrol with the border tribe around the area, explore the city and practice xhosa along the way, check in with sarah, lunch, check in with steve and bucky, read, sleep, repeat.
he finds a purpose in the help he gives his neighbours, helping the older lady next door with errands at the market, telling the kids stories about what it feels like to fly with your own wings, joining the border tribe on their patrols around the city
occasionally he runs into the generous (and gorgeous) king who gracefully allows him to stay in wakanda in peace while running through the palace gardens
t'challa rises with the sun and often runs in the morning to get at least some form of training in; crucial on days where he's stuck in meetings
sometimes the two run into each other—once literally, and okoye never lets t'challa hear the end of how he was so very flustered by sam wilson taking off his shirt to cool off and the sight of him all hot and sweaty and half-naked made him freeze and run right into said man—and sam has to come to terms with the fact that getting lapped by superhuman attractive men (though he personally prefers t'challa over steve) is just his life now
typically sam opens their conversation with a cat pun that makes t'challa fight back a smile and respond with something so dry and deadpan, couched in the characteristic diplomatic quality he uses it takes sam a minute to reply and react
but when sam does understand, t'challa is met with a charming half-smirk half-smile that makes his heart trip and he relies on all his diplomatic training to remain neutral or at the most amused at sam's comments
the conversations grow slowly, from casual one-liners and sarcastic quips to sam's stories of riley and sarah and his community back in delacroix, and t'challa's anecdotes about growing up in wakanda
soon enough, what starts off as a brief conversation during a part of their respective runs becomes a standing daily routine run together, the two becoming fast friends, admiring one another's loyalty, dedication, honesty, and determination
of course, because sam and t'challa are sam and t'challa, the platonic friendship with a side of appreciative attraction slowly becomes a crush
and it's not just the funny stories and misadventures they share with one another, but the sleepless nights and trauma and grief and healing too
sam couldn't sleep one night and went for a walk in the gardens he ran into an equally sleepless t'challa and so began yet another routine for them; to sit in the gardens at a clearing where the stars were bright and plentiful and visible, so vast that sam felt an ache in his bones to be up there, to be in the skies along the stars, and he realised that if there was anyone he wanted to be up there with him, it was the man sitting next to him in quiet contemplation, shoulders slumped slightly, expression handsomely brooding; the man behind the mantles of king and black panther
t'challa found himself wandering towards the gardens on those nights he couldn't sleep, when the weight of the crown and his legacy and the nation weighed so heavily on him that he felt he would crumble under it, he sought out the clearing in the garden, and more importantly, the man with his soul in the skies, his heart wherever he could help people
some nights were quiet for the most part, a brief check-in with one another before just simply taking comfort in one another's company. others were filled with conversation, those deep talks you only feel safe having in the dead of night, when the only thing awake and alive is nature, when every word is just that much more honest and real
losing parents and partners, the responsibilities of leadership, recovery and healing; just some of the things the two talk about when they can be just them, no titles or nationalities or protocol there to censor them
over morning runs and late-night conversations, sharing music and food and language and culture, and impromptu excursions to the city or beyond they grow close and find that their feelings are getting more and more difficult to ignore, both wanting more than just a friendship
it's not during a morning run or nighttime confession that they admit their feelings, but over a shared lunch together
they're eating a simple picnic lunch near the warrior falls where t'challa will soon undergo the first part of his coronation ritual and offer the people of wakanda to send a representative to fight him in ritual combat for the throne
the view of the falls is spectacular, and sam's wide-eyed face of awe and wonder, bright smile shining with all the warmth of the sun makes t'challa feel like he could take on the entire country in ritual combat and come out the other side victorious if sam continues to smile at him like that and if they had more time then they would probably go for a swim, but they don't so here they are, alone at the falls, the rush of water and the sounds of the river fauna their only company
they're laying on a blanket on the grass, watching the clouds, and sam feels just as at peace on the ground with t'challa next to him then he's ever felt with his wings in the skies
during a discussion about the coronation where t'challa answers the questions sam asks him. the subject turns to his duties as king, and sam asks about whether t'challa is expected to marry a woman in order to produce heirs for the throne. he knows wakanda doesn't discriminate against people for sexuality or gender identity, but the duties of a king are to ensure the legacy of the royal bloodline is preserved isn't it?
t'challa laughs, and says that while the royal bloodline is important, there is no restriction on who the king (or queen) marries, as long as they would be able to connect with the people, serve and help the people of wakanda the way any good ruler should
"so what i'm hearing is all's fair in love and war"
"i guess you could say that"
"so if gender and sexuality don't matter; does nationality?"
"perhaps in the past yes, but i feel wakanda is changing, and that it will not be such a concern moving forward"
"even if the king were to be with, say, a fugitive american ex-pararescue-slash-ex-avenger?"
t'challa turns to face sam, heart caught in his throat as he processes just what sam said, takes in the hopeful and tentative look in his eyes masked by a slightly wavering tone of jest and hunour, as he shifts to mirror him.
the moment stretches out for what feels like an eternity before t'challa can respond
"for you, my falcon, i think we can make an exception"
their lips meet, the two smiling too much for the kiss to be anything other than as sweet and warm as honey and sunshine, and sam wraps his arms around t'challa, bringing the king on top of him, and two exchange soft kisses and softer words until t'challa gets called away, promising to meet later not just for their near-nightly rendezvous, but for dinner in t'challa's private quarters
okay so that's all for now! i kinda hate how this turned out but whatever it's done!! taglist under the cut! if anyone didn't want to be added i'm sorry just let me know and i'll delete!
@sambuckies @thewondrouspickle @tchalcons @like-butterflies-and-glitter @shadowyenthusiaststudentus @vodka-infused-unicorn @cassleia @finger-lickin-fuckboy @twisterss
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OK, question time!
Back in med school, it was well known that many students admired Ethan Ramsey’s work (Marissa included). Now she attends a medical school alumni reunion at her alma matter. And everybody knows that Marissa and Ethan are dating/engaged/married. What’s their former classmates’ reaction when they see her? Do they gossip about it? Do they treat her differently? Does Ethan attend the event as her plus one or does Marissa attend by herself because plus ones are not allowed?
Ohhhh I love this question!! Thank you for sending it in, lovely ❤ I had fun answering this!
I headcanon that Marissa went to Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, the same Ethan attended so he is basically in the hall of fame of the school. Therefore, it makes it more complicated cause he is a big thing and also an alumnus there.
Of course Marissa attends the alumni reunion with him. She prefers a close company instead of attending social events all on her own. Even though Ethan hates reunions and parties like this, he still goes with her. He can not say no to her! At least, he has her with him to bear the pain lol.
When it comes to her close-knit of friends, they aren't jealous or anything or their behaviour changes towards her altogether. Instead, they playfully tease her for her infatuation with him (Marissa will argue, it was his research not him lol) when she was in school in front of Ethan. He is amused.
Also, they happen to run into her ex-boyfriend, Dr. Edward Shepherd. Things are tense after how things ended up between them, but still Marissa gathers courage and introduces Ethan to him as her fiancé. He is definitely jealous of her successes and that she got with The Ethan Ramsey, but plasters on a fake smile to show that he is not, but it was clearly visible, as if he could hide it from the two best world-class diagnosticians.
Things take an ugly turn when some of her classmates were super jealous and are talking nonsense about her. Ethan happens to hear the mindless, full of lies gossip and goes into protective mode. He confronts them and puts them into place. I imagine it going like this.
"Yeah, I heard she almost got booted out of her residency, but looks like all you need is to sleep with your boss to save oneself."
"And to get in on one of the elite teams of the country."
The two acquaintances snicker maliciously, not noticing "the boss" they happen to talk about can clearly hear them.
Ethan clenches his right hand in a vice-like grip and before he knows it, his feet are carrying him towards the two gossipers. He clears his throat.
"Ahem, I happen to hear you." He says it with a deadpan voice.
"Oh, Dr. Ramsey, we were just -"
One of them tries to come up with a feeble excuse, before Ethan cuts him off.
"Save it. We were just what? Gossiping and spreading blatant lies about your former classmate who last I checked, happens to graduate top of her class?! You all very well know that she earned her position fair and square. So why don't both of you stop feeling sorry for your failed asses and carry on with your meaningless lives without your mindless chatter."
"Dr. Ramsey, we are so sor-"
"Get out of my sight."
The two of them scatter away or practically run for their lives as Marissa finally comes to stand by his side. She kisses his cheek and Ethan can feel the tension diffusing out of him.
"You know I love it when you are like this."
"Like what?"
"Like your usual sarcastic, grumpy self. It turns me on. Why don't we get out of here? It's been a day for us, and I miss the comforts of our hotel room." She says with a mischievous smile on her face.
"I have been waiting for the last two hours for you to say that."
Ethan takes her hand in his as they together walk out of the room towards the parking lot.
"Thank you." Marissa says, interrupting the silence between them.
"Don't thank me, Marissa. They had it coming."
They enter the car with nothing but bright smiles on their faces, hurrying so they can be in each other arms alone together.
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silvanable · 3 years
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@sweettangy
Hi!! I hope you don’t mind me requesting! ^^ I’m using the submission box because my ask is super long >< But anyways, I was wondering if you could write IkeVamp headcanons for this scenario:
So basically, Reader has this ex best friend who betrayed her by becoming friends with her bully, and the IkeVamp suitors are already aware of this and Reader’s ill feelings towards Ex Bestie. So, a few months later, Reader and the suitors are at a ball/party hanging out and out of nowhere, Ex Bestie just swoops in pretending like nothing happened, and just decides to get on Reader’s good side again by telling her that she looks really pretty tonight. But Reader, having none of her ex bestie’s BS, comes up with a badass comeback by saying, “Thanks! Can’t say the same about you though,” with a face of pure contempt before walking away like a Queen.
I was wondering, how would the Ikevamp suitors react to this? If all of them is too much, I would like it if you wrote for Napoleon, Vincent, Theo, Arthur, and Dazai!
Sorry for the long read! ^^’ Thank you so much! 🥰
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aaaahhh! it’s so nice to see you back in my inbox again, darling! and this time with an ikevamp request~
i absolutely love the idea! as someone who has struggled with friendships and ended up on the sour end of it, this is something i not only understand but can get behind.
i’m always down for a badass reader putting her best, savage, sassy foot forward.
can i saw how overly happy being able to use british slang on arthur’s part made me? i was too giddy, but every time he says something like that in game i just lose it.
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ー ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
arthur always knew his s/o was one sassy, snarky little thing but he had never expected her to leave no survivors.
he had known about her past relationships, one in particular, that had ended rather bitterly and left her just as bitter about it.
it was something that he grasps quickly and noted how especially hurt his s/o was because of it.
he knew how hard it was to open up to someone and be so fragile, hoping against the worst they would not break you, and yet his s/o’s best friend had done that.
He had never seen her ex-best friend before, so when a young dame saunters up to his beloved he can only assume they know each other.
it was easy for him to catch the tension in his s/o body though, the moment she turned to see who had called out to her.
Still, she forces and smile and greets the other woman with a familiar name.
it strikes arthur then. he knows exactly who this is now, an old acquaintance of his s/o.
he was ready to step in immediately, to pull you from the uncomfortable situation but just as he placed a hand on her shoulder it happened—
“it’s been so long! look at you, you are absolutely stunning tonight!” her ex-friend greeted.
“aw, thanks! can’t say the same about you though,” his s/o shot back, the semblance of a sneer before she turned on her heel.
arthur hardly had a moment to react as she grabbed his hand and walked off, a growing smirk on his beloved’s lips.
“by jove, love,” is about all he can get out as he looks between her and the other woman who grows smaller as he’s dragged through the crowd.
it’s not often that arthur is taken by surprise, especially because he is very keen to things, but for once his little darling has managed to surprise him.
and as he’s being dragged away, his hand in hers, laughter starts to bubble out of him.
it’s only then when his s/o stops to look back at him curiously and ask what has gotten into him.
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ー DAZAI OSAMU
the two of them had decided to take a date to enjoy the festival and fun that was being offered in the streets of paris this evening.
dazai had been enjoying his time, with his s/o, as they wandered between vendors and marveled at spectacles on display.
then suddenly his s/o was tugging gently on his sleeve, requesting that they take a break somewhere out and away from the crowds.
dazai was not one to refuse but it seemed something had startled his s/o and before he had the chance to ask, another voice cut him off.
a masculine voice calls out his s/o name and she goes stiff as the owner appears from the crowd.
he seemed to pay no mind to dazai, who happened to be standing right there, as his s/o clung to his arm.
“i haven’t seen you in so long, but it’s good to see you!” the newcomer greeted, “looks like you got especially dolled up for the festival too, huh? you look great.”
dazai is normally pretty laid back and some would dare say air-headed but he realized what was going on now and who this was. his s/o ex best friend.
he was ready to shoo this man away, especially because he could feel his s/o’s nails digging into his arm through his kimono sleeve.
but before he had the chance, she let go, stepping up to face the man before them.
she suddenly wore a disarming smile as as she greeted the man, “yeah i’m out on a date. and thanks!— but hate to say i can’t say the same about you though.”
the unbridled look of contempt that crossed her face and the flash of anger in her eyes was dangerous.
but dazai only found it that much more amusing as he watched his feisty s/o turn with a small ‘hmph’, taking his hand, and saunter away.
the entire display only brought a smile to dazai’s lips as the two strolled down the street.
“that’s my toshiko-san,” he laughed.
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ー NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
napoleon is a gentleman and especially so when it comes to his s/o.
so when she opens up to him about a troubling friendship in her past, where her closest confidant betrayed her, it was simple to say that he did feel some anger.
but he assured her that he would never do the same, he was here to protect her after all.
then came the night of a pleasant little party. as being apart of comte’s house had earned her an invitation to a party by some esteemed nobles.
obviously she would not go alone and brought napoleon with her.
the evening start out nice and things were pleasant, though throughout it all napoleon had noticed how uneasy his s/o seemed.
the cause of her uneasy was only made apparent when an unfamiliar woman approached them both.
she greeted his s/o by name, “i haven’t seen you in forever! and that dress? you look fantastic.”
there was a pause as the other woman smiled at his s/o, who looked rather pensive, daresay even angry.
but whatever flicker of hatred napoleon had seen melted away quick as she smiled and said the woman’s name.
it clicked from there as napoleon’s jade eyes fixed on the woman carefully.
while he would never dare strike against a woman, he knew the history between her and his s/o, and such cruelty should not be met with kindness.
“i know, it’s been so long. and thanks! wish i could say the same about you though,” sudden her smile took on a sharp edge.
napoleon heard his name called and his attention focused on his s/o as she grabbed his hand.
“nice seeing you though,” her words were laced with venom as she pulled him away.
he was stunned into silence as he followed after his s/o, the event replaying in his mind.
he knew that she was a formidable woman, but she had such a sweet and kind heart that… to see such a lioness rear up had surprised him.
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ー THEODORUS VAN GOGH
when theo and his s/o had grown close, she had eventually opened up to him about a betrayal in her past.
theo, at the time, had jokingly asked if that meant she had wanted revenge because her once-best friend had done her wrong.
at the time, she seemed like she had wanted to say yes, to be able to rub her friend’s face in the dirt for causing her so much pain.
but she said no, that she would not stoop so low to be just like him.
it only made theo adore her more because of that.
today was the day of an art venue, one theo had put together himself, and of course with the help of his s/o.
it was rather grand, many people had come to see paintings were on display and to meet the artists who created them.
and for the duration of the evening, things had gone smoothly, until his s/o had come up to him, standing unusually close to his side.
when he had tried to ask her about it, she simply brushed it off as nothing and that she wanted to be around him.
it continued on like that until an unfamiliar voice called out her name.
theo swore in that moment she looked like a scared little hare, ready to bolt at any given moment.
then from the crowd of viewers a man had stepped, waving her over with a smile as he greeted her.
“i can’t believe it’s you. i thought i saw you earlier but i thought i was mistaken. i didn’t know you would be here.”
theo was ready to step in between his s/o and this stranger immediately, as he was but a stranger.
besides, his s/o seemed scared and theo was protective of her.
she grabbed his arm and stopped him, instead stepping between him and the stranger as she said a name.
that’s when theo realized this was no stranger but it was someone worse.
“i helped put this venue together,” she responded simply, unbelievably sweet too.
“that’s amazing, i never knew you were into art. you look great by the way, you’ve gotten prettier!”
theo could tell know that the smile she wore was fake, forced on her lips and was a sign of something lethal.
“oh, i got into it. aww thanks! shame i can’t say the same about you though,” she shot back, tongue firing like a weapon.
and oh, if looks could kill. the absolutely look of contempt on her face as she gazed at her once-friend… theo wondered if she had picked that up from him.
“if you’ll excuse us, we have work to do,” and with that, she turned, grabbed theo’s hand, and pulled them away.
“hondje—” but she cut him off with a shush, holding her head high for a moment more before a giddy laugh escaped her lips.
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ー VINCENT VAN GOGH
vincent is the person who strives to see the best in everyone. after all, he considered an angel for a reason.
he had accompanied his s/o and comte to a grand ball being held in town, only because his s/o had seemed so excited and begged him to go.
the number of people and a party in itself was not quite vincent’s usual element but he enjoyed it nonetheless. 
and his s/o other seemed to be having a grand time too, so he was happy.
but as the night progressed he noticed that his s/o began to enjoy the party less and stayed closer to his side, seemingly almost skittish.
when he would ask, she would smile and say it was nothing, just that she wanted to be with him.
then she got a bit more insistent, holding on to his arm and then abruptly tugged, trying to pull him away.
before she could, a feminine voice called out her name, and his s/o seemed to freeze in place.
“i thought it was you!” the woman greeted as she approached the two, “how have you been? it’s been so long.”
vincent greeted the woman and she returned it rather warmly, she seemed nice, yet his s/o seemed on edge.
“i’ve been doing great actually,” she sounded all too quiet as she replied, too unlike herself, and vincent noticed immediately with a murmur of this woman’s name.
he recalled how his s/o had mentioned before, she had been hurt by someone close to her by befriending someone else who had hurt her too.
he assured her that there was no worry with him, that he would never do anything to hurt her.
but meeting the woman who was once friends with his s/o was surprising, he had imagined her unbelievably cruel, yet she seemed so friendly.
“that’s good to hear! i love your dress by the way, you look so pretty tonight,” the woman complimented.
all the while vincent was watching his s/o’s expression, which had softened and showed none of her earlier uneasy.
“thanks! someone got me this dress—” she had smoothed her hands over it before looking back up to the other other woman, “can’t say the same about you though.”
it seemed both the woman and vincent gawked at his s/o.
she paid no minds the the stares though, promptly taking vincent’s hand and lead him away.
he was quiet, processing what he had just witnessed.
it should have have been a surprise, because she was such a strong and capable person, but it still came as one.
vincent was pulled from his thoughts when he heard his s/o laugh.
“are you okay? you look a little shocked.” she said sweetly, with a true softness as she reached out to his face.
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stanzoeywade · 4 years
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Poppy x MC Tinder AU
Summary: based off that one tumblr post about a girl who never experienced an orgasm and their friend hooks them up with their lesbian friend. aka, the au that no one asked for.
in which Veronica and Chloe find out that Poppy's never experienced an orgasm and they decide to help her out by creating a tinder account for her, cue MC finding her account and shenanigans happen.
Warnings: swear words maybe some smut but nothing too graphic. (OWO)
If anyone wants to be added to taglist please reply. As always these are only my headcanons so enjoy my take on that tinder au anon asked @somewillwin about. Your brain anon omg.
Taglist: @somewillwin @belvoiresqueenbee @origmansello @clownery-is-a-new-personality @kamilahtrash @poppysminion @poppysimp @captain-hanadeleine @poppysmc @iiizdumb @uselesslesbianfr @scattered-to-the-winds @idiot-justidiot @toyhenoctus
First of all this discussion happens one night where Poppy, Chloe and Veronica get their asses drunk at a frat party. Believe or not the top 3 girls of Belvoire actually care about each other, they just have a really weird way of showing it.
A heart to heart talk starts and the three of them start to confess things that they would never talk about when sober. Cue Poppy saying "I've never experienced an orgasm in my whole life."
Chloe and Veronica just look at Poppy shocked and their jaws drop. Veronica just looks at Poppy with a weird look of pity, whilst Chloe just stares.
After realising what she said Poppy quickly sobers up and clams her mouth shut. "What do you mean you've never had an orgasm before?!" Veronica all but yells. "Gee V, couldn't you have said that any louder, I don't think the whole school heard you." Poppy replies sarcastically.
Veronica just rolls her eyes and says "Girl, you're not getting out of this convo that easily. Now spill the tea sis." Chloe and Veronica look at Poppy expectantly, waiting for her to elaborate. Poppy just sighs and looks away cheeks flushed, as if embarrassed.
The two don't stop pestering her, so Poppy has no choice but to raise her hands in mock surrender. "Fine, I'll tell you" she says as her eyes narrow dangerously. "But if you tell anyone about this, I will actually erase the both of you from planet earth."
Poppy begins to explain that none of her exes made her feel good, and that whenever she had sex with any of them she always had to fake it, so much so that she's started to find sex boring.
Veronica and Chloe share a look and nod at each other. The both of them say "We're gonna set up a tinder account for you to find a good lay (basically the british version of saying good fuck), because that's just pretty fucking sad. Why didn't you tell us sooner, like bruhhh??."
Poppy just looks away and says "Its not like I can just go up to you guys and say 'I've never orgasmed before'". The two just nod their head in understanding before taking Poppy's phone and installing tinder.
They spend some time taking and choosing the best photos for Poppy to use on her tinder profile. (If anyone has seen Euphoria, you know that scene where Rue helps Jules take nudes, it's like that but PG-13) Considering that the three of them were pretty drunk, it was surprising to see how well it turned out.
Feeling sleepy, both Veronica and Chloe retreat back to their room, and Poppy just feels so tired that she falls asleep as soon as the other girls leave.
Waking up the next morning Poppy wakes up to the sound of her phone beeping numerous times and annoyed by the constant ping, she picks it up to see that almost all the notifications were from tinder.
Poppy is confused because wtf? When did she download tinder??? And then it hits her like a truck, 'Oh shit, we were all drunk as fuck last night, I thought that was some bizarre lucid dream but I actually have a tinder account. Fuck.' - she thinks to herself, embarrassed that Veronica and Chloe know her secret.
She sees a few messages from the group chat. Veronica sent her a message. "Poppy, istg if you delete tinder after all the time we spent making your profile look cute, I will post the ugliest picture I have of you on my insta." it reads. What surprised her is that Chloe actually backs Veronica up by saying "Yeah Poppy, it took our three collective brain cells to curate that account so you better use it."
Poppy giggles a little amused by her friends' reaction and she messages them back by saying "Fine, but if it doesn't work out you guys have to pay for my next shopping spree." Chloe and Veronica just agrees albeit unwillingly, but they know not to argue back.
Poppy decides to check the messages and matches that she got on tinder, disappointed but not surprised, most messages say "Send nudes" or a nude pic is attached to their messages. Poppy just rolls her eyes as she immediately unmatches them.
You were looking on tinder for your latest hook-up with no strings attached because ewww commitment and no one really caught your eye, except Poppy. Imagine your surprise when you find Poppy's profile on tinder, deciding that it was a troll account you decide to message them saying "Wow, of all the people you could choose to pretend to be, you choose the HBIC of Belvoire. Stop trying to catfish people, that's just shitty."
Poppy shocked at the sudden message that she gets from you scoffs and replies back "I'm not pretending to be anyone, Farmsville, in case you didn't know even I'm allowed to use tinder."
You just roll your eyes and text back "If you really are Poppy Min-Sinclair, prove it. I might hate Poppy's guts but trying to ruin her reputation by doing shit like this isn't funny."
This catches Poppy's attention, and suddenly she's curious. 'Why would she even stand up for me?' she can't help but wonder.
Poppy screenshots your conversation and sends it to Chloe and Veronica who have vastly different reactions. Veronica's response compiles of this emoji 👀, and the words "Farmsville likes girls, we been knew." and Chloe's response is more of a "WTF, I thought she was dating that Zoey girl."
The girls tell her that it would be fun to mess with you, and they tell her that she should prove that the profile is hers. Veronica also messages her privately saying "girl, her bio legit says 'not looking for commitment' this is like your chance to sleep with her and if you don't, I will." Poppy just grunts in annoyance and decides that fine, she supposed that you were attractive enough for a hook-up.
When you don't get a reply within the next ten minutes you scoff and roll your eyes. 'Damn, people really stoop so low huh.' - you think to yourself. There's a slight disappointment that crosses your mind once the account stopped replying to your messages. You were kind of hoping that it was the real Poppy after all.
Against her better judgement (gay denial right here folks, you're the first to see it), she decides to take a selfie and sends it to you.
Right as you're about to unmatch to what most likely seems to be a fake account, you're surprised to see a message from Poppy's supposed account. It was a selfie of Poppy, where instead of her usual pink fur coat, she's wearing something casual, and to be fair it's a really nice mirror selfie. (This is what I imagine) (I still stand by my headcanon of Poppy looking like Chungha but I couldn't find a good photo lolol)
Doubting that it's really Poppy, you decide to check your socials to see if she's uploaded any new images, and so far you haven't found anything. However you're nothing if not stubborn. You ask if she could prove that she's real and not some weirdo.
Poppy just rolls her eyes annoyed that she's being questioned, as a last ditch effort to gain your trust she sends another selfie, which is a bit more revealing than the last and once you see it your brain stops functioning.
Regaining your composure, you message her saying "I thought you had a boyfriend? What the fuck?" The only response you get is a reaction gif of some girl rolling their eyes. Being the little shit you are you decide to annoy her by sending selfies back, each photo more provocative than the last.
Poppy amused by the photos decides to get you back and it becomes a game of one-upping each other to see who takes better thirst traps. This continues on for an entire week (It's such a stupid competion and both of you know but you're both competitive af so yeah.) until Poppy snaps and contacts you using her actual phone number instead of the app.
Poppy's already frustrated and she's annoyed because she can't stop thinking about you and your stupidly hot, gorgeous body - oh my god I'm going insane she thinks to herself. She decides enough is enough and messages you. "FUCK YOU FARMSVILLE! BACK DOWN ALREADY!"
You wouldn't be yourself if you didn't have a sassy comeback ready so you reply with "FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU COWARD!" sending her yet another thirst trap, this one more revealing than the others.
Poppy snaps when she sees the message and she's quick to make a reservation to her favourite hotel in NYC, because as if she'd be seen taking you to her room. She gets the biggest room because she's extra like that and she knows she deserves the best.
The only response you get is a pinned location on the map, aptly captioned, "Meet me here Farmsville and I'll make you eat your words."
Still feeling feisty you reply with "Is that a threat or is that a promise? 😘😜" and Poppy just tells you to hurry up.
This is a really stupid idea - you think to yourself. You can't help but be suspicious of Poppy wanting to meet up, after all she can use this information against you. However none of that matters to your lust riddled brain, considering the last hook-up you've had was with Professor Kingsley and that was quite some time ago and you're really horny for some action.
You quickly dress in your best underwear, and choose something fashionable yet casual to wear because let's face it even if you hate Poppy, you don't want to look like a loser if you're gonna hook up.
Once you get there, you quickly make your way to the designated room that Poppy told you to go to. Knocking on the door, you're lowkey expecting Belvoire students to berate you, but once the door opens all you can see is Poppy.
Poppy is dressed in nothing but her underwear as she pulls you into the room. Feeling a bit awkward, you decide to break the ice by saying "I lowkey expected this to be some weird plan where you embarass me in front of your clique."
Poppy just looks at you and she scoffs as she says "As much as I hate you Farmsville, even I wouldn't stoop that low. Plus it's a crime to share nudes without a person's permission." You just look at her in disbelief jaw dropping as you take all of her in. I mean if you thought she looked good in the photos, then damn seeing it in real life was a different experience entirely
She notices that you're staring and she just flashes you a smirk and says "See something you like?" and all you want to do is wipe the smirk off her perfect face.
Stepping closer to Poppy, you make the first move and kiss her roughly, each kiss longer than the last and you can feel your heart pound as your nervousness dissipates and all you can focus on is the smell of Poppy's perfume and how it drives you wild. As well as how soft her skin feels against your hands and it's enough to drive you over the edge.
Poppy pulls away and you follow after her, annoyed by the fact that the kisses stopped. You can hear her pant as she struggles to breathe.
As soon as Poppy catches her breath, she says "I'm starting to feel under dressed so let's fix that shall we?" She pulls you towards the bed and she strips your clothing off, and you can't help but stare because holy shit this is actually happening. You start to wonder if you're dreaming until you feel Poppy kiss you again, this time slower and softer and you can't help the wistful sigh that escapes your lips.
You decide to take the lead until you hear Poppy say something. "Wait a minute Farmsville." You stop and listen because no matter how sexually frustrated you might be at the moment, consent is always important.
You wait patiently for her to start talking and she says "Don't make fun of me, but I've never known what an orgasm feels like." You can tell that she's flustered by the way she looks away and refuses to make eye contact.
Your eyes soften up and you kiss her gently on the neck and whisper "I guess that's something we can improve after tonight, but if you feel uncomfortable at any moment in time just tell me to stop." Surprised that you even cared about how she felt Poppy just nods her head softly at you.
"I'm gonna start touching you, okay Poppy?" you say your voice gentle, as you hope that it soothes her nerves. "Just relax and let me do the work, alright, I promise I won't hurt you." Poppy just shoots you a shy smile and your heart pounds because fuck that's the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen.
Kissing your way to her inner thighs, you can hear and feel her squirm against your touch. In order to keep her still, you place her hands on your hair and assure her that it's okay if she tugs on it. You place your hands on her hips to keep her steady as you tease and suck on her clit.
Poppy's small moans of contentment makes you want to do more, so you try extra hard because you want to hear more. You can feel Poppy's body begin to shudder and you can tell that she's close and spurred on by that you insert your fingers into her core and thrust until you can hear scream in pleasure.
You can't help but stare as her body starts to spasm and you let her grind so that she can climax again and it's the most erotic moment of your life.
Poppy feels her whole vision turn white for a moment and she feels euphoric once she realises that she came.
As soon as she regains her bearings, she turns to you, who looks very satisfied, and omg did she just see you lick her juices off your finger. That sends a wave of arousal straight to her core and she looks away embarrassed from being turned on again just a few seconds after coming.
You put your hand on her chin and turn her face towards you forcing her to make eye contact. "It's not over yet, Princess. I'm pretty sure that we can wriggle more of those out of you and the night is young." you say your voice dropping an octave.
By the time that you've finished, Poppy's mind has gone blank and she feels so tired that she doesn't think she can move. She's got to give you props though, because goddamn that was the first time she actually enjoyed sex and she actually got to cum too.
Noticing that Poppy's too tired to move, you decide to lift her up in a princess carry and surprised by your sudden action Poppy's about to protest until you just tell her to be quiet.
Placing Poppy in the bath tub, you turn on the faucet and makes sure that the water isn't too hot or cold as it fills up. After the bath has been filled you slip into the bathtub behind Poppy as you help her clean up.
'Okay now she's just being unfair, why is she being so nice.' Poppy thinks to herself. Trying to make conversation Poppy says "Why are you taking care of me, I half expected you to leave after we fucked." You rest you chin on her shoulder and say "I didn't want you to catch a cold, and besides what kind of a person would I be if I just left you on your own? I like to think of myself as a gentlewoman." You start to place soft kisses on her shoulders and Poppy just sighs wistfully, feeling at peace as she leans back against you. "Don't tell anyone but this was actually the most fun I've had. Hell I don't think any of my exes would have compared against you." Poppy says shyly.
You can't help the smile that creeps it's way to your face. "You can't say shit like that Poppy, I'm pretty sure you're gonna give me a heart attack if you act this soft." you say teasing lilt in your voice and you can hear Poppy giggle. It sounds so soft and you realise that it's a sound that you want to hear.
Your relationship as enemies with benefits start and the both of you can't really keep your hands off each other, God forbid if you're in the same room.
Intense stares from across the room that everyone assumes to be glares, but little do they know that it's your own way of communicating.
One day Poppy calls you up and tells you that you're going shopping, but in reality it was just an excuse to spend more time with you. On the way to the mall, you guys get frisky in the car and before you can stop yourself you say "Babe" and you can't help but think that you've fucked up.
Poppy doesn't say anything but she likes the new pet name and can't wait to hear you say it again.
You guys go to a high end designer store and one of the staff approaches you and says "You guys look good together." While you're quick to deny it, Poppy just thanks them, but as she hears you deny it her eyes widen and you can see her heart break in front of your eyes. Poppy runs off and you're confused.
The employee looks at you and says "I probably shouldn't say anything else today but you should go after her. It's obvious that you both like each other."
Searching the mall, you're relieved once you see Poppy sitting down on a bench, and you approach her carefully. You see that her eyes are red and you feel shitty because you're the reason why she's crying.
Poppy notices you and she's about to run off again until you catch her wrist in your hand. "Poppy please look at me." you plead and she doesn't budge as she tries to get away from your grip.
Seeing that she can't outrun you considering you're holding onto her she just sighs and looks at you. Her face is covered in tears and you use your other hand to wipe them away.
"You know after you called me babe in the car, I was so happy because I thought that it meant that we were dating, but I guess I was just another girl for you to fuck." Poppy says and your heart breaks.
"I thought that you didn't like me that way, so I quickly denied that we were dating. I do like you Poppy, but you never made it clear that we were in a relationship. Though to be fair I should have tried to clear things up too. I guess we're both idiots huh?" You say as you hold her face between your hands.
Leaning in you capture Poppy's lips and she eagerly kisses you back, happy to resolve the misunderstanding.
Unbeknownst to the both of you a Belvoire student caught everything on camera and by the next day everyone on campus knows that you guys are dating.
No one dares to say anything because uhhh POWER COUPLE and they're highly scared of Poppy killing them lol.
Long story short Poppy sees your tinder account and you compete for better thirst traps and well you start fucking and it ends up with you two dating.
Well that was long, hope you guys enjoy, don't forget to like or reblog if you like it.
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hello! can you talk about mike and max friendship or mike and robin friendship headcanons?
>:) oh yes. yes i can. 
i’ll start with max and mike
two things for them
first, they “hate” each other. they’re literally the same person, so it really just baffles the party how they can’t get along. but they don’t realize that itself is the problem. they’re both opinionated and painfully stubborn. the party always has constant chatter surrounding it. half of that is max and mike bickering. always over stupid stuff. and sometimes they do get mad at each other for real. and for literally No reason. but would literally die for each other, even though they like to pretend they wouldn’t.
second is actually less of a headcanon, more something that won’t happen but i would like to see. 
this part is actually canon but a) no one ever talks about it and it’s so funny and b) it leads me to an actual headcanon: when they’re arguing in the gym and max is on her board in season 2, you can faintly hear them while el’s walking in the hallway. mike says something like “i don’t see any tricks, you’re just going around in a circle” and then max replies “if it’s so easy, you try it” and he’s all like “no i don’t know how, but i bet if i spent all day practicing i could do them”. which let’s just take a moment. iconic mr. wheeler. so incredibly wrong but iconic nonetheless.
which leads me to the headcanon part- but you already know where i’m going with this. max shows up one day, a week or two after el and the byers moved away. she has two board and a helmet. before she even says anything, mike’s like No. she tells him that it wasn’t her idea. el asked her to make sure he didn’t get all emo again. that still doesn’t convince him. she reminds him of his aforementioned claims. he’s a stubborn little shit- they both know it. so he begrudgingly takes the board and helmet and they spend all day practicing.
he’s not good. (it’s mike guys, what did you expect.) it takes him the entire day to be able to push without falling over. he falls so many times. max constantly cites it as the best day of her life. but they practice all fall and winter. finally spring comes, and he can ride without falling over. they decide to skate in town. max is absolutely aware of the fact that you’re not supposed to or the shop-owners will chase you away or call the cops. so many birds were flipped that day. in a chase to rival back to the future, they escape any retribution.
once they’re in the clear, laying sweaty and out of breath in the grass by the park, mike apologizes to max for being such an asshole when they first met (and for awhile after that). she tries to stop him because max mayfield doesn’t like mushy emotions, but he continues on. they even civilly revamp their argument from over the summer and really take the time to listen understand each other. afterwards, they agree to never speak of the moment again.
besides that one time, they don’t really like to talk all that much. they have the other members of the party for that. when they hang out, they skate, listen to music (there’s a mutual love for joan jett and the runaways because i said so), and actively participate in teenage rebellion. which is exactly what they need from each other.
they still bicker all the time.
now onto our favorite case of wlw/mlm solidarity, robin and mike. again, thsi is more of a lil story than a headcanon but...
i’m definitely stealing this from someone but i can’t remember who: mike gets a job at the home video store. i just adore it sm. and that’s when robin and mike actually start to interact. before that they were always “random kid who always bothers my coworker and apparently is a part of some supernatural conspiracy” and “my sister’s ex’s coworker who stumbled into our supernatural conspiracy predicament”.
the funny part is that the party thinks steve and robin are dating. but steve keeps denying it, so dustin demands mike do recon at work. to get him off his back, mike relents, amused. after a week, sick of his obvious attempts at prying into her personal life, robin is so annoyed that she kinda just… blurts it out. that she doesn’t “even like guys!”
at first, she’s scared that he’s gonna be all homophobic, from the unreadable look on his face. but then he shrugs and just nods and says. “oh cool. my bad.”
the next day, the two of them have the early shift by themselves. as robin bitches about people not rewinding their tapes, mike asks her how she knew she was gay. she tells him that she realized she liked girls a lot more than her friends did. in a very different way. even though he’s not looking at her, she can sense that something is bothering him, and she’s beginning to guess what it is. from one gay to another. her sixth sense. “but what about guys?” he continues. “how did you know the difference, that you didn’t like-“
“both?” she finishes for him. he finally looks at her and she tells him that sometimes people do like both. she just wasn’t one of them. he tells her that he is.
robin pronounces herself his “gay fairy-godmother”.
oh, also, here’s a headcanon if the show were set in the modern day: she would be the one to introduce him to my chemical romance.
this one took me little bit to respond to because i have so many ideas for these relationships and i wanted to make sure i communicated them the best way i could! i would die to see either of these friendships actually happen in the show, so here’s to hoping!
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Meeting and Dating Ray Sinclair
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(My borderline alright gif)(Welcome to my first underrated movie headcanons post! This is from the movie Something Wild (1986))
(If you’re going to learn anything about me from this blog then you’ll learn that I’m a big fan of criminals.)
- You and Ray first met while you were dating a friend of his. He’d just gotten out of a stint in prison when you and your boyfriend had happened across him on the street. The two men greeted each other warmly as you stood off to the side, wondering who the hell this guy was.
- Finally, your boyfriend turned and introduced the two of you, letting Ray get his first good look at you. That was all it took for him to decide he wanted you and let’s just say that when Ray wants something...he gets it.
- He doesn’t immediately try to put the moves on you. If there’s anything Ray is its conniving and cunning; he’s willing to wait to make sure he gets things right. He studies your relationship, taking note of its weak points; all the touchy subjects and things that make you incompatible.
- At the same time he gets closer to you, showing you a good time and getting you addicted to the rush of adrenaline and the thrill that comes with being around him.
- Isn’t it sad that a man you barely know brings more excitement to your life than your own boyfriend. But that’s kind of the point, isn’t it? That’s exactly what he wants you to think but it isn’t like he’s putting up a facade. He’s showing you exactly what it’s like to be with him, he just knows that the lifestyle will be too alluring for you to resist.
- Ray isn’t a great person, he knows that, everyone knows that. He’s a conman, a criminal, a bastard, the list can go on. Him being vindictive and two faced with your ex boyfriend is just the tip of the iceberg but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t actually care about you. He loves you that’s for sure, enough to plot an entire scheme to get you for himself.
- Honestly, all your relationship needed to fall apart was a little push and he was happy to provide it. A little instigation on his part and the two of you were exchanging screaming insults.
- It was only a matter of time before you two officially split up and let’s just say it wasn’t on good terms. Ray was the one who swooped in and comforted you, calling your ex an ass and offering to get your stuff from his apartment.
- To be fair you weren’t all that upset, it felt like a weight had been lifted off your shoulders. You hadn’t realized how much he was dragging you down. You were finally free to do whatever you wanted and so...Ray asked you to run off with him.
- You’d been happily prancing around your room when he first asked, too caught up in your own excitement to hear him correctly so you had to ask him to repeat himself.
- When you finally heard the question you were shocked, the smile faded from your face a bit as you processed what he was actually asking you. Sure you’d wanted to leave your town for a while, see the world a little and live your life but could you really do it, and with Ray for that matter? Sure he was attractive and you liked him a lot but this was a huge step. You couldn’t exactly go back once you’d started.
- It took you a minute to come to your decision. You were free... and you were gonna stay free. You packed up your things, kissed your life goodbye and hopped in the car with him, never looking back.
- Whatever you want to do the two of you will do. Is it considered a date if you’re just living out your lives together?
- You rarely leave each other’s sides and you rarely want to. You’re as comfortable as can be with each other.
- Lots of pda, homeboy would legitimately fuck you in public if you let him.
- His go-to pet name is baby and he calls you it often.
- Ray can be a real sweetheart when he wants to be and he saves all his sweetheart points for you. You’re the only person he’s ever nice to without there being an ulterior motive behind it.
- He honestly thinks you’re the most amazing girl he’s ever met. You’re beautiful, smart, sweet, talented; the list could go on and he’d happily read it out to you if you cant see what he does.
- He loves having you model clothes for him. He’d steal you expensive outfits just so he could watch you try them on and tear them off you afterwards.
- Acting gentlemanly has never been like a conscious decision of his, he just opens doors for you (etc) because that’s what you’re “supposed to do”.
- You do a lot of moving around so get used to being in cars and packing up your stuff constantly.
- Sleeping in the passenger seat of his car while he drives to your next destination. When you’re awake, he likes to keep one hand on your thigh and the other on the steering wheel.
- Ray has no shame and that’s a fact. He isn’t afraid to make a fool of himself for you.
- He always checks on you when he thinks something may be wrong. He may overreact a little in certain situations but it’s all coming a good place.
- You catch him staring a lot, sometimes it’s innocent other times it feels like he wants to eat you alive.
- He’s really protective of you, that’s part of the reason why he watches you so much. He doesn’t like having you out of his sight just in case something happens to you or you need him.
- He finds nearly everything you do amusing. You could be killing someone and he’d find a way to make a teasing comment about it.
- He takes pride in seeing you become more like him. Whenever you do something wild he can’t help but smile.
- He’s probably taught you how to use a gun. You spend some weekends sitting in an isolated area with him, shooting cans off of broken fences and bins.
- Learning how to patch him up and reset his broken noses. Get used to blood, that’s all I’m saying.
-Sometimes he genuinely amazes you with how tough he is. You don’t think you’ve ever met anyone in your life that can handle a broken nose like it’s just an inconvenience.
- He likes going through your things so I don’t suggest owning things you wouldn’t want him finding. He does it out of curiosity and boredom rather than suspicion so don’t read into it too much.
- He’s very...convincing. It’s hard to resist him when he asks you to do something or asks to do something to you.
- Play wrestling and just being overall kinda rough with each other.
- He’s one hell of a kisser. He takes your breath away on a daily basis.
- He likes to people watch and make fun of everyone with you.
- He has a thing for your shoulders. He just always seems to be touching them in some way whether it be laying his head on one or wrapping his arm around both of them.
- Late night trips around town. You have a lot of fond memories under the stars.
- Even if he thinks something is silly he can’t help but do it for you just to see you smile.
- Keeping a list of all the motels and hotels that you’ve visited...It’s a long list.
- He likes being able to carry you into your motel room/bedroom after you’ve fallen asleep in his car or on the couch. There’s just something about it that’s so precious to him.
- Sleeping in his shirts with your head resting on his arm and his body pressed against your back.
- Probably has your name tattooed somewhere on him. He also may or may not have gotten it done while in prison.
- Be prepared for a lot of surprises, he likes seeing the look on your face when he catches you completely off guard.
- Likes when you play with his hair. You can always calm him down with it, it’s your own little secret weapon against him.
- Fights are screaming matches but he never lets either one of you walk away. You’re going to fight until things get fixed and that’s just how it’s going to be even if he has to stand by and watch you cool off for an hour. The both of you can go to bed angry with each other but you’re still sleeping side by side and that’s final.
- He hates upsetting you; he always apologizes and knows exactly what to do to make things better though.
- To a certain degree he knows almost exactly what you need and want. Sometimes it’s annoying how right he is about you but other times it’s helpful. You find solace in the fact that there’s certain things about you that he’s just dead wrong about or that he doesn’t know about at all.
- Occasionally, he gets kind of insecure about your relationship because he isn’t sure if he can provide you with the future that you really want. Sure, his adrenaline junky, carefree ways are fun now but how long are you going to think so?
- He has high hopes for you even though you’ve chosen to spend your days with a dirtbag like him.
- He’s often quick to jealousy but he hides it well...to people other than you at least. You know the way he is so you can always spot the little quirks and cues that tell you he’s getting ticked off. That and the fact that he’ll grill you on who “that guy was” after you’ve walked away from them.
- Sometimes he’s ready to start a full on fist fight after hearing someone use a pickup line on you. Other times he likes to stand around and listen to guys talk about or attempt to flirt with you just to see how quickly their faces fall once they realize you’re together. Occasionally he’ll do both of those things just for the additional ego boost.
- He’s willing to fight for a woman like you.
- He likes telling you about his different robberies and schemes. Whenever he commits some kind of crime he just has to brag to you or mock the people he just messed with.
- You’re probably going to have to visit him in prison at least once, just saying. But hey, if you’re with him you already know what you signed up for
- He’s never afraid to admit how much he missed you.
- Even if you broke up with him (probably because of him being in prison, let’s be honest) he’d still be caught up on you and wouldn’t be able to stop himself from trying to get you back by any means necessary.
- He absolutely melts on the inside whenever you tell him you love him, especially if it’s after a fight or when you’re getting back together after a long time apart.
- Ray is a charmer so it wouldn’t be hard for him to get your parents to like him, it’s probably best that you leave out the fact that he’s been to prison though.
- You probably have a Vegas wedding on a whim one night pretty early into your relationship because that’s just how your relationship is. Funnily enough, you don’t regret it one bit.
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you said you wanted some comfort headcanons but im not sure what you mean by that- so i'm assuming like- hold on let me type some of my favorite out, this is VERY , VERY long
Ulipse has freckles in the formation of stars, when Cyalm gets sleepy he likes to trace them - Ulipse gets easily flustered, Cyalm could put his hand on their cheek and Ulipse would have such a gay panic and Cyalm thinks its very amusing to watch (when Ulipse gets unreasonably angry Cyalm just gives them a 'mwa' and Ulipse breaks, stops speaking, gone. /pos) - Cyalm and Ulipse both drink coffee sometimes, when they do they share the same mug - Ulipse is very afraid of spiders, very very afraid. Cyalm kills them and Ulipse won't let go to them for the day and Cyalm keeps having to give them kisses just so they won't freak out at the slightest shadow moving - me; Cyalm is very sophisticated and very complicated person, he is cryptic and his morals are unknown yet are known at the same time, he speaks in hushed whispers and riddles. also me; he says pogchamp and awkwardly flirts with random people when nervous. ex; somebody, crying their eyes out cylam: ayo bro, you doing uhh, y-you, uhhhh, you doing pog? ulipse: cyalm: ulipse: cyalm: i DONT know how to deal with emotions you cannot look at me like that. - Either Cyalm knows everything or doesn't know anything, choose your pick. - They try to be serious when threatening eachother but when one of them starts to laugh the other starts laughing too - Ulipse likes fluffy things, Cyalm often gives them plushie and Ulipse goes batshit crazy /pos - "hey bitch i know this is a lot to ask of you but if you could take out-" "don't worry, i got it taken care of, who do you want gone?" "...the....trash" - The first time they met Ulipse hates Cyalm because "they're so pretty this is unfair." and Cyalm won't let go of it ("Awww, you think I'm pretty?") -
cylam : threatens kithy uplise : nah he faking cylam : does the kithy uplise : KITHY?? - Cyalm's hands are cold, Ulipse's hands are warm, put the pieces together :] - Ulipse, in a mocking tone: You love me, you just want to hug and kiss me! Cyalm: walks over and leans in like he's going to kiss him Ulipse: stops talking Cyalm: takes a bite out of a candy bar and walks away (Ulipse then proceeds to tackle him and demand kisses) - They like making flowercrowns for eachother with their favorite flowers :) - Dresses. They love dresses. Cyalm has the more short silky strawberry dress while Ulipse has the more long, fluffy/flowy space dress. - If they ever had a challenge to not be gay for each other, they would lose in the first three seconds - Cyalm has little to no self preservation while Ulipse does, this results in Ulipse having to wrangle Cyalm into not doing something dumb - They would rip somebody guts out and then make out over the dead body /hj - Cyalm keeps pronouncing things wrong on purpose to piss off Ulipse, Ulipse shuts them up with a kiss - Cyalm: You know who I hate? Ulipse: very tiredly: Me? Cyalm: No- well I mean, yes, but also my dad Ulipse: Ulipse: You have a dad? Cyalm: Yes, and he's an asshole.
dxbskhsksb this was pretty late bit these headcanons are still good
Thing is, whenever I’m having a whole fit, I usually ask for like. Comfort stuff to help me feel better. I usually need it asap because otherwise I have incredibly bad intrusive thoughts lribskdhs comfort headcanons are usually just soft headcanons and shit yeah
I’m okay-ish now. My breakdown happened last night but eh idk
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So I’ve got a Spotify playlist consisting of the compiled contents of 81 different Alastor-centric playlists, like I just copied the contents of every single playlist I could find with no cultivation, no filtering, and no censoring. The one limitation I put was no duplicates of the same song—although multiple versions of the same song off different albums was allowed.
And since then I’ve been listening to this all-packed-together playlist on shuffle. It’s brought up several comments/questions. Highlights include:
- To every single person that includes a romance song with lines like “baby you’re my angel” or the like: are you a Radiodust shipper actually referring to Angel, or are you a Charlastor shipper referring to Charlie’s “fallen angel” heritage?
- One of you included an entire creepypasta story about the devil talking a man into killing his ex-wife and her lover as part of a 500-step-long plan to conceive the Antichrist and I’m not quite sure why it was on an Alastor playlist but I appreciate the characterization of the devil in it. I guess a creepypasta is kind of a radioplay of sorts? Maybe more Alastor playlists should just have random radioplays mixed in.
- To the person who included half a Kidz Bop album on their Alastor playlist: I’m not judging, I just wanna know why. I want to understand. I really want to understand.
- I respect all you people that included song covers by Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox and I understand where you’re coming from, but like, if you’re not familiar with music genres from before 1990, I suggest you look up which genre a given PMJ cover is trying to emulate, because if you’re stuffing PMJ covers on a playlist specifically to make them “sound like” Alastor’s era or because you’re going for “songs Alastor would like because they sound like what he’s used to,” then a PMJ cover that makes a 1990s song sound like a 1970s song isn’t quite in the right neighborhood.
- There are different philosophies that go into making a character playlist. Some go “the genre has to fit the character’s era and/or personal tastes, whether or not the lyrics do.” Some go “the lyrics have to fit the character, genre be damned.” Some go “these songs were big/popular when I was into this character so that’s what I associated with them.” Some go “these songs are really out there for the canon character but fit my headcanons.” Some people may have totally different criteria I haven’t even thought of! Anyway the point is: when you mix over eighty playlists together, you get every single playlist-making philosophy mixed together, and it’s an exciting experience to listen to.
- And on that note: every single genre on the planet is on this playlist. We’ve got Britney Spears, we’ve got Vocaloid, we’ve got Thomas Sanders (we’ve got a LOT of Thomas Sanders), we’ve got My Chemical Romance, Two Steps from Hell, Barry Manilow, Oingo Boingo, Within Temptation, Madonna, Kesha, Hans Zimmer, ... we’ve got the poppiest pop, emo, metal, electronic, folk, rap, rock, movie soundtracks, TV soundtracks, classical, disco, country, KPop, Carrie Underwood, every single decade for the last 150 years... and I’m deliberately leaving out all the jazz, swing, electroswing, and musicals, because those are a given for Alastor. Obviously those ones dominate the playlist but it’s amazing how much variety there is outside them.
- I’m frankly amazed by how much of this playlist is Thomas Sanders and Bendy and the Ink Machine. Like. It’s a notable quantity.
- That said, actually the playlist doesn’t quite include every single genre. Like, for example: I can tell y’all want to lean into Alastor’s New Orleanian/Louisianan/Creole roots from how many songs I’ve seen that include words like voodoo, Creole, New Orleans, bayou, uhhhh The Princess & the Frog, etc... And yet aside from a few New Orleanian jazz artists so far I have crossed paths with very little Louisianan music compared to, say... Undertale songs. So here. Start with some Cajun, try some Mardi Gras songs, I’m not totally sure how much of this playlist is “actually from Louisiana” and how much is “other people making songs that they think are Louisianan” but try this one anyway, and once you’ve oriented yourself a bit dig in here. I wanna see ten Alastor playlists with one song that includes “Zydeco” in the title or album name, stat. Sure, we know Alastor’s all jazz and swing and musicals, but I sure don’t listen to only three genres, you probably don’t listen to only three genres, and Mr. Radio Guy Whose Public Title Includes The Word “Radio” Who Likes Bursting Spontaneously Into Musical Numbers probably listens to more genres than you and me combined, and those genres probably started with what was local & accessible & common around where he grew up.
- Then again I haven’t listened to this whole playlist yet, sometimes I put it on shuffle and sometimes I put it in alphabetical order to try to slowly work through it from top to bottom (I’ve made it mostly through the C’s) so maybe y’all hid the Cajun & Creole music down in the D’s. But lemme say this: while randomly shuffling through the playlist, I’ve randomly run into multiple Irish drinking songs & shanties, and randomly run into zero zydeco, so like from those of you who follow the “music that sounds like what the character listens to” philosophy of playlist-making, non-jazz Louisianan music could use a lil more representation. If there’s room for twenty-six Billie Eilish songs there’s room for one BeauSoleil song. (I’m partial to “L’ouragon,” but you do you)
- Somewhere in this massive mixed playlist there are three parody medleys of Disney songs rewritten to be like “here are grimdark edgy lyrics about all of the terrible real-world things happening to the cultures depicted in these Disney movies!” and like, okay, I can see why that merits inclusion in an Alastor playlist, his big moment in the pilot was “take an optimistic song worthy of a Disney princess and rewrite it with grimdark edgy lyrics,” but those three songs still annoy the hell out of me because the specific way they frame the concept of their songs is that Disney movies/songs are “full of lies” and these songs reveal the lies. And then it’s things like... “Aladdin got captured and interrogated by the CIA,” which is definitely a thing that happened to a character living in an ambiguous time period that predates the existence of the United States, much less the CIA, much less the CIA’s meddling in the middle east, by several centuries. Disney was definitely lying about the reality of Aladdin’s day-to-day existence by not depicting American imperialism that predates America. Or “the characters in The Princess & the Frog have to deal with the fallout of Hurricane Katrina,” like, yeah, Disney sure is pulling the wool over our eyes by dishonestly denying the devastating consequences the 2005 hurricane had on 1920s New Orleans. Listen the lyrics are clever and all the things they discuss are real salient social issues but it still drives me nuts that the songs are framed like they’re revealing “lies” being told when half of the movies are taking place in (fantasy versions of!) time periods or locations where the issues they’re discussing didn’t apply, if they’d just framed that one line differently— Okay, okay, I’m finished, I’m done, I’ve got it out of my system
- Every single love song makes me go “are you imagining this song with a ship (and if so which ship) or do you just think Alastor would be into this song?” The question goes double for songs from the 20s/30s, because the odds that they added it to their playlist just because they think Alastor would like the song increases.
- On the other hand, if whoever added “A Formidable Marinade” isn’t a Charlastor shipper I will eat my hat. Also nice work on the gory cannibalism sex song.
- Every once in a while I’ll run into a song that makes me go, now how the heck did you end up on an Alastor playlist? Does this song line up with someone’s very specific headcanons and/or fanfic plot? Do they think Alastor would like this song? Did they happen to like the song and like Alastor at the same time and so they associate them with each other? Examples: “I Got You (I Feel Good)”, “iRobot” (is it the emotionlessness of being post-death?? do they headcanon that he’s got radio hardware replacing his guts?? is it a post-breakup ship song??), “Greensleves”, “Barbra Streisand” (the song, not the singer), “Jolene,” “The Last Steampunk Waltz,” “Seven Nights in Eire,” “Cruel Angel’s Thesis,” and the person who included half a Kidz Bop album, please, I just wanna talk—
- Every time I hear a song that includes the words “hell,” “sinner,” “smile,” or “radio,” I go, “Haha. Nice.”
- An incomplete list of songs that amused me for how on point they are: “Hotel California” (how often do you have a fandom where “Hotel California” is actually very blatantly fitting without having to twist through an extended & convoluted metaphorical interpretation?), “The Hunting Song,” “The Axeman’s Jazz,” and “Time Again”
- I sort of hate whoever put “Circus” by Britney Spears in their playlist and made me realize that lyrically it’s a perfect Alastor song because it is.
- *scrolls past six versions of “I’m Always Chasing Rainbows”* Haha. Nice.
- *scrolls past five versions of “It Don’t Mean A Thing (If It Ain’t Got That Swing)”* Haha. Nice.
- *scrolls past a song from Bambi* Haha. Nice.
- *scrolls past five versions of “You’re Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile”* Haha. Nice.
- *scrolls past eleven versions of “Sing Sing Sing”* Haha. Nice.
- What’s with those of y’all putting steampunk songs in Alastor playlists? Listen, listen: steampunk vibes are for Sir Pentious. Swing vibes are for Alastor. Don’t cross the streams. Take your steampunk songs and make Sir Pentious playlists with them. He could use more playlists.
- The playlist includes 39 songs that include “smile” somewhere in the title.
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𝓥𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼
Whats love without some fluff, smut & angst… Requests are open for valentines *READER INSERT ONLY* Requesting for Valentine’s Day ends at the end of February. Send in the fictional character/celeb, as well as the prompt. If you have a selected  valentine idea of your own send it in. NOTE: LI= celeb or fictional character of your choosing. Don’t be vague when requesting.
𝓣𝔂𝓹𝓮
Smut
Headcanon
Preferences
Imagine
Oneshot
Drabble
Blurb
Gif Imagine
Gif Drabble { for Gif imagine/drabble Please submit your request/as well as the gif}
Song fic
Moodboard
Aesthetic
𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓽𝓼
𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯
❛It’s you. It’s always been you.❜
❛Are you gonna kiss me?❜
❛You were always worth it. You were always enough.❜
❛I want everything, and I want it with you.❜
❛I wanna spend the rest of my sunsets with you.❜
❛She likes you, but she’s too shy to tell you.❜
❛Your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life.❜
❛You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies. You have me.❜
❛You’re interesting, and different, and I like that.❜
❛And all I want is to be hugged, kissed, wanted, and loved, preferably by you.❜
❛I like you more than I planned.❜
❛You smell like love.❜
❛You’re the reason why I’m smiling again.❜
❛You make me feel things I didn’t believe in anymore.❜
❛You’re it, you’re my person.❜
❛Kiss me again.❜
❛That’s my girl.❜
❛As long as I have you, nothing else matters.❜
❛Grab my waist, pull me closer, kiss me.❜
❛You’re just like a dream.❜
𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓼𝓽
❛It was always you.❜
❛Stop checking your phone he’s not going to text you.❜
❛‘Don’t leave me’ he said, and walked away.❜
❛All the memories come back, but he never does.❜
❛All the memories come back, but she never does.❜
❛I wish you were here to tell me that everything is gonna be okay.❜
❛You let him go. It’s better that way. For you or him?❜
❛But you’re back now-❜ -  ❛I didn’t come back for you.❜
❛I wonder if he lies awake at night missing me the way I miss him.❜
❛Why do we always want what we can’t have?❜
❛You and I will always be unfinished business.❜
❛It was all a dream.❜
❛Its not that serious.❜
❛You’re not a bad boy, you’re just a bad person.❜
❛But ‘just friends’ don’t look at each other like that.❜
❛Missing you comes in waves, and tonight I’m drowning.❜
❛I cant do this anymore.❜
❛He doesn’t even know I exist.❜
❛I can’t fall for anyone else because of you.❜
❛I miss the way things used to be.❜
❛Tell me I’ll see you again.❜
❛No reason to stay is a good reason to go.❜
❛You ruined me and I called it love.❜
❛You were the hardest lesson I ever had to learn.❜
❛Don’t give up on something that matters.❜
❛You never people as much as you miss them.❜
❛I got a mind full of unsaid things.❜
❛The bigger the love, the harder the fall.❜
❛You probably don’t think about me at all, and that hurts.❜
𝓢𝓶𝓾𝓽
❛Your sexiness is distracting me.❜
❛I want you in my bed, and between my legs.❜
❛I love the way you fuck me.❜
❛So wet and waiting.❜
❛I may look calm but in my head I’ve fucked you ten times.❜
❛I want you to run your tongue up my inner thighs.❜
❛If I was naked in front of you right now, what would you do to me?❜
❛If you can still walk, then we’re not finished.❜
❛You have no idea how much I crave you.❜
❛Let’s misbehave.❜
𝓘𝓷𝓫𝓮𝓽𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷
❛It began as a mistake.❜
❛How can I be upset over something I never had?❜
❛Are you crying?❜ - ❛Nope, I got something in my eye.❜
❛I wouldn’t have sex with you if you were the last person on earth.❜
❛I’ve been thinking about you.❜ -  ❛Try a cold shower.❜
❛Can you two just date already.❜
❛Dick is everywhere. Chemistry isn’t.❜
❛A million times over, I will always choose you.❜
❛Its always you.❜
❛Don’t worry, the right ones won’t leave.❜
❛Little does she know, he thinks about her too.❜
❛It’s driving me insane how I can’t have you.❜
❛I’m madly in love with you.❜ – ❛Well, good luck with that.❜
❛The bad days don’t stay bad forever.❜
❛ Nothing changes if nothing changes.❜
❛I feel nothing for you. - Nothing, uh? - Nothing.❜
❛I’m not jealous, I’m territorial. Jealous is when you want something that’s not yours. Territorial is protecting what’s already yours.❜
❛I will always care for you, even if we’re not together, and even if we are far, far away from each other.❜
❛You’re all that matters to me.❜
❛I’ve never trusted someone as much as I’ve trusted you.❜
❛We could be so much more.❜
❛I kinda wanna be more than friends.❜
𝓢𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓼
Forehead kiss
Making out
Neck kisses
Thigh kisess
Hand kiss
Cheek kiss
Nose kiss
Eskimo kiss
French kiss
Bite kisses
Body kisses
Earlobe kisses
Kisses
Hugging
Bear hug
side hug
Back hug
Hugging from behind
Tight hug
Straddle hug
Eye to eye hug
Hug with resting heads on each other
Twirling around hug
Hug around waist
Slow dance hug
Catcher hug
Wedding
Love Triangle
First “I Love You’s.”
House Hunting
Reunited
PDA
Interruptions
___ Asking You Out Would Include
Breakup
Makeup
You Run Into Them After the Breakup
Dating Headcanon
They Get Jealous
Jealousy Headcanon
The Makeup Tag
Cuddling
You Get A Pet Together
Insecurities
Amusement Park
Time Of The Month
Meeting For the First Time
First Kiss
Being Married To ___ Would Include
Post Breakup, Run In’s
Speak Now Or Forever Hold your Peace
Sex Headcanon
Sleeping Headcanon
Losing Your Virginity {The Lead Up & The Aftermath}
Meeting Yours/Their Child From A Previous Relationship
Taking A Bath Together
Sleepless Nights
Spending Valentines Day With ___
Long Distance Relationship
Coffee dates
Midnight car rides
Candy hearts
Roses
Chocolates
Flowers
Teddy bear
Kinky accessories
Valentine cards
Lingerie
Love coupons
Stay at home date
Breakfast in bed
Movie theatre
Candlelight dinner
Blind date/ set up by friends
Movie night
Ate for a date
Wrong restaurant
Strangers alone on Valentine’s Day
Rained out picnic
Surprise date while working late
Forgot to get anything
Forgot
Babysitter canceled
Family date night
Secret admirer
Pick up lines
Asking to be valentines
Confessing feelings
Surprise date
Love letters
Proposal
Fancy dinner
First meeting
Double date
Wingman
Serenade
Cuddling gets handys
Flirting
Secrecy admirer/secret crush
Date gone wrong
Stood up
Vibrating panties
They broke the readers heart in the past and wants the reader back
Reader believes no one can ever love her
Breakfast in bed
Romantic movies
A quiet night t home
Kiss at midnight
Speed Dating
Breakup to makeup
Accidental kiss
Almost kiss
Blind Date
Camping
Carnival
Family don’t approve
Handcuffed together
Height difference
Love confession
Meddling family/friends
Post Breakup
Protective
Possessive
Recreate your first date
Restaurant
Road trip
Stranded
Strangers who end up on kiss cam
Kiss cam
Volunteer together
Vacation
One of them is promised to someone else
One of them is married to someone else
LI/Reader is interested in someone else in addition to Reader/LI
LI/Reader is infatuated with someone else instead of Reader/LI
Their together is limited
IntImacy issues
Their love is forbidden by others (family etc, media, people)
LI/Reader into something Reader/LI doesn’t like
Different classes
LI/Reader believes no one truly loves them
It was supposed to be sex only
Their love was supposed to be fake
Faking it at first
Reader is a suspect {probably best of Chicago P.D.}
LI/reader family is the worst
LI/Reader got a reputation
Terrible first impressions
LI broke Readers heart in the past
Trust issues
LI/Reader doesn’t see LI/Reader in a romantic way
Anti-Valentines
𝓐𝓤’𝓢
One Night Stand AU
On the Run AU
Fake Engagement AU
Agent AU
Scandal-Induced Marriage AU
Tortured Hero AU
Agents Dating AU
Awkward First Meeting AU
Firefighter AU
Love Turns Them Evil AU
Accidental Pregnancy AU
Best Friends Sibling AU
Millionaire AU
Teacher/Parent AU
Unholy Matrimony {Villainous married couple} AU
Weakness Turns On Lover AU
Bodyguard Betrayal AU
Arranged  Marriage AU
Angel AU
Age Gap/Difference AU
Adopt A Pet AU
Affair AU
Amnesia AU
Actor AU
Actress AU
Angel/Demon AU
Animal Shelter AU
Alpha/Beta/Omega AU
Babysitter AU
Babysitting AU
Boss AU
Betrayal AU
Best Friends Wedding AU
Blackmail AU
Bodyguard AU
Bakery AU
Bartender AU
Beach AU
Bed Sharing AU
Costars AU
Coffee Shop AU
Cozy Cabin In The Woods AU
Crush AU
Childhood Friends AU
CEO AU
Coworkers AU
Detective AU
Dog Walker AU
Domestic AU
Demon AU
Double Agent AU
Dom/Sub AU
Doctor/Doctor AU
Doctor/Nurse AU
Damsel In Distress AU
Doctor AU
Doctor/Patient AU
Dimension Hoping AU
Enemies To Lovers AU
Ex AU
Fuck Buddies AU
Friends To Lovers AU
Friends With Benefits AU
Fake Relationship AU
Fake Dating AU
Fake Marriage AU
Fake Ex’s AU
Fling AU
Forbidden Love AU
First Love AU
Flower Shop AU
Florist AU
Gangster AU
House Sitter AU
Hanahaki Disease AU
Heat AU
Hospital AU
Hero AU
Internet Friends AU
Jilted Bride AU
Kidnapped AU
Love Affair AU
Love/Hate Relationship AU
Love Triangle AU
Lured Into A Trap AU
Love Spell AU
Lost In The Woods AU
Mob!Boss AU
Mafia AU
Mechanic AU
Mistaken Identity AU
Marriage AU
Movie Night/Date AU
Merman AU
Mermaid AU
Neighbour AU
New Neighbour AU
Nurse AU
One Sided Love AU
Office Romance AU
Personal Assistant AU
Private Detective AU
Pen Pals AU
Paramedic AU
Parent AU
Police Officer AU
Rivals To Lovers AU
Retreat Weekend AU
Roommates AU
Runaway Bride AU
Runaway Groom AU
Reunion/Reunited Lovers AU
Resurrection AU
Rivalry To Romance AU
Rockstar AU
Runaway AU
Sugar Daddy AU
Sleeping With The Ex AU
Sleeping With Te Boss AU
Secret Relationship AU
Secret Baby AU
Single Parent AU
Secret Angel AU
Surfer AU
Time Travel AU
Teacher/Single Parent AU
Time Travelers AU
Unrequited Love AU
Undercover Cop AU
Vampire/Werewolf AU
Vampire AU
Veterinarian AU
Waitress AU
Wedding Planner AU
Werewolf AU
Witch AU
Writer AU
𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦
Nipple kisses
Genital kisses
Phone sex
Skype sex
Trailer sex
Plane sex
Against the wall
Double penetration
Triple penetration
Threesome
Comfort sex
Dominance/ Sub sex
69’ing
Locker room sex
Hotel room sex
Quickie
Masturbating.
Getting caught.
Handcuff sex.
Sex in a hot tub {or jucuzzi}
Car sex
Beach sex
Elevator sex
Public sex
Celebration sex
Honeymoon sex
Sex in a candle lit room
Sex under the stars
Sex marathon {everyday}
Mirror sex
Office sex
Rough sex
Jealous sex
Angry sex
Kinky sex
Breakup sex
Makeup sex
On a table sex
Shower sex
Bath sex
Making love
Slow sex
Drunk sex
Sex on the dining table
Riding him
Sex tape
Strip tease
Teasing
Blindfold
Role play
Bondage
Tied up
Daddy kink
Sex games
Dry humping
Spanking
Squirting
Dirty talk
Sexting
Lap dance
First time
Booty call
Doggy style
First time orgasm
Orgasm denial
Orgasm control
Voyeurism
Oral
Fingering
Eating out
Blowjob
Sex toys
Ice play sexually
Sex with food.
𝓛𝓲𝓼𝓽
Chicago Fire;
Kelly Severide
Matt Casey
Sylvie Brett
Gabby Dawson
Chicago Med;
Connor Rhodes
Will Halstead
Ethan Choi
Chicago P.D.;
Jay Halstead
Adam Ruzek
Antonio Dawson
Kevin Atwater
Kim Burgess
Erin Lindsay
Hank Voight
Hailey Upton
Dceu;
Bruce Wayne
Diana Prince
Lena Luthor
Kara Danvers
Clark Kent
Marvel;
Bucky Barnes
Steve Rogers
Tony Stark
Thor
Peter Parker
Bruce Banner
Clint Barton
T’Challa
Loki
Wanda
Carol Danvers
Sam Wilson
Mj
Supernatural;
Dean Winchester
Demon!Dean
Sam Winchester
Castiel
Jack Kline
Crowley
Criminal Minds;
Derek Morgan
Spencer Reid
Luke Alvez
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Chris Evans
Sebastian Stan
Jensen Ackles
Richard Madden
Zendaya
Jake Gyllenhaal
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@navi-chan said,
(♡1♡) Hello ˃ᴗ˂ I wanna know who I match up with in A3 O(≧▽≦)O I'm a Virgo and IFJT girl living her life at the moment. I know and think things that are apparently weird (idk why) that makes my friends question on what I do when I'm alone (✿◠‿◠). I'm exactly 5 ft for now (still growing), wavy shoulder-length black hair and I have a fair skin tone cuz I don't like the sun too much XD. I love and enjoy to draw and read stories and articles that captivates my interest.
(♡2♡) I like to travel cuz I want to know the place and it's culture especially its art. I also like to sleep cuz whenever I'm alone and have nothing to do I would feel lonely that is why I tend to sleep the loneliness away. And, I love-hate cuddles (don't attack me pls ( ˃̵⌓˂̵)). LOVE cuz I would feel sense of comfort with the person. HATE cuz I feel like the person might disappear or will leave me behind and I would feel lonely again. Well, that's all (❁´▽`❁)
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✧ Tumblr is not letting me tag you. 😔 I hope you’ll see this. Honestly, I really wanted to match you with Azuma but ‘I’m still growing part’ made me feel like you’re a minor so I couldn’t. I can be wrong though lol. Sorry for taking so long and thank you for requesting a matchup, love. 💞✨
I’d match you with: . . .
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➜ HOW YOU TWO FIRST MET ; It was a hot summer day and for some reason you’ve made it into your personal mission to do random acts of kindness for the people who were a total stranger to you. So far, you’ve helped old people cross the street, helped someone load their groceries and left a copy of that days’s newspaper on your neighbor’s doorstep. You had to admit, it was a productive day and it wasn’t even midday yet! With your accomplishments for the day, you decided to treat yourself something cold, like ice cream or soda. Just the thought itself made you smile. With a nod of your head, you began walking towards the area that had the shops in it. While walking, you caught a glimpse of a boy in front of vending machine, sulking. He was wearing a short sleeved shirt with black and white patterns on it and a black shalwar like leggings. Ah, you knew what the problem was. The vending machines in this area were famous for eating the coins of people. You were a victim of them yourself many, many times. But with some brain power, you managed to come up with a single move that can get the snack or drink you’ve wanted. You were already on a kindness roll so you might as well help another person out. With a smile on your face, you cleared your throat and shot the boy a knowing look. “Allow me.” You have said before hitting a specific spot with your hip and bam! one of the sodas has dropped. Sticking your arm in, you grabbed the cold beverage and tossed it to the boy, who was looking at you with shining eyes. “Eh!? That was so cool! Teach me how to do it!” A giggle escaped from your lips at how enthusiastic he was being. You could basically see a tail behind him, wagging with anticipation. With a small shake of your head, you flashed a knowing grin as you took a coin out of your pocket and popped it into the machine, pressing the numbers of the drink you’ve wanted. You were planning on buying something cold anyway and this was more convenient for you too. And just as you thought, even though the vending machine took your money, it didn’t give you the drink. You hit the machine one more time and grabbed your drink after it fell down. You popped open the can and took a sip, turning your attention to the red head afterwards, you began to explain how hitting that exact spot was important and if he messed it up even just a little, the money would go to waste. With every word left your mouth, he nodded with serious eyes. After you were done, you took another coin and basically sacrificed it. “Alrighty, it’s now your turn. Give it your best shot!” You said before stepping aside and giving the boy a thumbs up. “Yes, ma’am.” He said before hitting the machine and successfully making the can of soda fall. His bright blue eyes lit up as he throw his fist up. “Hey, I did it! I really did it!” “Haha, congratulations. Make sure to use that power for good.” “You can count on me!” After that exchange you two grabbed your cans of sodas and sat on a nearby bench. He told you that his name was Taichi Nanao, he was a student at Ouka High School and an actor at Mankai Company. After that, you introduced yourself and you two just chatted about whatever came to mind until it was around three pm. Taichi was first to leave since he had practice with Autumn Troupe around an hour later but he didn’t leave without getting your phone number, which you happily gave without much thought.
➜ PERSONALITY COMPATIBILITY ; Taichi is like a puppy, often noisy and upbeat so there is never a dull moment when you two are together. Don’t ever worry about him leaving you behind because he is so whipped for you. In fact, I feel like you both might fear that whole ‘my significant other is to good for me what if they leave me all of a sudden?’ more than necessary. Yes, I said both of you because let’s not forget that under that positive attitude of his, Taichi actually has very low self esteem. What I’m trying to say is words of affirmation and physical touch is your canon love languages, although the later happened less in your earlier stage of relationship. IFJT people are often perfectionists with extremely high standards of performance for themselves so whenever you’re too harsh on yourself having a chill & silly boyfriend would calm you down or whenever he needs to get serious about something (ex. schoolwork because let’s face it, he’s the type of person who does his homework at the very last moment be it on the breakfast table or while the teacher is collecting them) you’re there making sure he’s not destroying his future academically. Those are just basic examples but in short, you two just balance each other out very nicely. Please just marry each other. 🥺
➜ SHARED ACTIVITIES ; Since apparently you do things that are considered weird, now you have a partner by your side to do those things. I feel like the both of you would totally be up to having intense conversations with pets, rating total strangers out of ten or texting each other weird things even though you're in the same room. If not, I can see you two going to a convenience store, buying the magazines that catches your eyes, sitting back to back or with him laying down on his back and you on top of him, making a + form and reading articles until one of you gets bored. If you’ve seen Taichi’s doodle he made in the notebook, you’d know that the boy is at the very least decent at drawing, so even though he might get bored quickly, he would do his best to draw with you. Since you don’t like the sun very much, if he wants to go outside with you he’d wait until late afternoon-evening. When it comes to outdoor dates the first thing came to my mind was amusement park date. Can you imagine how fun it would be to go on the rides with him??? I headcanon that Taichi loves rollercoasters so you bet he’s gonna beg your to go with him. If you freak out, he lets out a laugh and you feel his arm wrap around your waist, pulling you back against him, his other hand is stretched up to the sky.
➜ ZODIAC COMPATIBILITY ; Taichi’s birthday is on October 11 which makes him a Libra. Considering that Libra and Virgo are zodiac neighbours, it goes without saying that the two will be compatible. While Libra is an air sign, and Virgo is an earth sign, the two are as disconnected as they are connected. Virgo is duty-bound and nurturing. While Libra is also a sign that will do what needs to be done, their priority will be more on the reality than the idealistic acts. When Virgo and Libra join together in a love match, it can be like puting two puzzle pieces together. Each locks into the other and sits comfortably in place. Both Signs seek security in partnership, and they share a love of beauty and culture. They can work together efficiently and smoothly because they desire similar rewards. The Virgo-Libra relationship may trickle along in the beginning, but it will rev up once both partners grow to respect one another. Just like any other pairing, this pairing has its own set of pros and cons. Both these personality types have a tendency to be very similar to each other. As such, the suggestion would always be to give this relationship a shot. However, another advice would be to keep your eyes open. While loyalty is the way for both these signs, triggers for a change of duty may be something as simple as their partner not putting the toilet seat down. All the best!
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COURTNEY EATON   ,   CIS FEMALE   ,   SHE/HER         →         according   to   the   school   records   ,   IVY HAEATA ANDERSON   has   been   attending   sacred   heart   for   the   past   three years   .   i   last   saw   them   hanging   around   the john bracken library   ;   i   think   they   were   writing poetry in a leather-bound notebook   .   at   twenty one   years   old   ,   ivy   has   been   studying   english literature  and   get   this   ,   i   heard   that   she roams the tunnels when plagued by insomnia in the dead of night   —   figure   it’s   true   ?   everyone   around   here   always   associates   them   with   faded photographs with illegible writing on the back, shaky hands clutching a bouquet of wilted flowers, and the soft sound of rain hitting the roof   .   in   the   time   since   these   strange   happenings   ,   they   have   encountered   unexplained   occurrences    .         (   written   by   rose   ,   23   ,   she/her   ,   est   )
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hello lovelies!! my name is rose and apparently i like plant names because this is ivy! i’m super excited to be here. like this and i’ll hit you up to plot!! (or you can dm me, my discord is scoops troops#4933)
tw for death, bullying
- ivy grew up in kaikoura, new zealand. her mother was also raised in kaikoura, while her father was from england. they met as students at the university of canterbury. they had always known that after they graduated, he would go back to the uk, but what they hadn’t planned on was her mother becoming pregnant with ivy. (it was very scandalous, especially given that this was 1952). he had a promising job offer back in england so he left, leaving ivy’s mother and grandmother to raise her. she had a happy childhood in a beautiful beachside town, raised by two women she loved and admired. ivy did go to england every year to spend the summer with her father, and while she didn’t have the best relationship with him, she knew he loved her in his own way.
- when ivy was 11, her mom died. it was extremely devastating for both her and her grandmother. ivy had always been shy, but the loss made her retreat even further into herself. she had always loved reading, and after her mother’s death books became her best friends. she began reading at an advanced level and always had her nose in a book. it wasn’t long before she started writing, too, mostly journaling but also short stories and poetry (the kind of stuff she looks back on now and cringes, but was decent for an 11 year old). a couple years after her mother died, ivy found a box filled with dozens of her mother’s journals. she’s read every page at least five times, and sometimes will look through them to see what her mother was doing on that day however many years ago. they helped ivy feel close to her mom, and the profound impact that they had on her inspired her to become a writer.
- ivy’s shyness made her kind of an easy target in terms of bullying, a seemingly never-ending stream of insults and name calling, and for a long time she just took it because she didn’t think there was any other way to deal with it. but one day when she was in high school, some boys said some… less than savory things about her mom (small town, young single mother, people suck, etc. etc.) and she flipped out. like all of this anger that even ivy didn’t know was bubbling under the surface just kind of exploded. it was so shocking to people, for this sweet, quiet girl to become so loud and angry, that they found it amusing and the bullying got worse. 
- her grandmother was her rock, but she decided she wanted to get as far away from there as she could, and her father suggested she look at universities in the uk. ivy wasn’t sure what drew her to sacred heart, but it just felt like the place she was supposed to be.
- given how shy ivy is, she’s not always the easiest to get to know and she doesn’t have a lot of friends. she’s definitely a wallflower type (wow my subconscious really named this wallflower after a plant that grows on walls, idk how to feel about this lsakdjfhsldkfjhsd) and she typically lets other people take the lead in conversations. she comes across as mousy, in a sweet sort of way. but for the people who actually do get to know her, she’s an extremely kind and loyal person. she’s really passionate about literature and art and music and history and if you’re talking about any of that? all of a sudden she won’t shut up. she doesn’t handle strong emotions well, like she definitely happy cries. and angry cries. and tired cries. basically she cries a lot. her anger is a lot more in check than it was when she was a teenager, but if she feels like someone or something she cares about has been disrespected she will lash out quite suddenly. (and then go cry about it). she’s kind of a mess, emotionally speaking, the one thing that really helps her handle that is writing about her feelings, and she journals religiously. 
- a few quick headcanons: she listens to music like 92% of the time and you can thank her dad for a deep love of britpop and jazz. she loves baking and if she has access to an oven she’ll probably give you cookies on a regular basis. she’s left handed and the side of her hand is always covered in ink smudges. she’ll do stupid things because she thinks it will be good inspiration for a story, when in reality, she’s just being stupid. she has terrible insomnia and sometimes reads encyclopedias to try to fall asleep. she likes to hide behind a camera and take pictures of other people to avoid having pictures taken of her. cannot sing to save her life. loves black coffee and cigarettes and is in denial that beatniks aren’t cool anymore. is pretty much always carrying around a book. scribbles in the margins of everything. her new zealand accent is noticeable but not thick, and is gradually fading the longer she’s in the uk. 
and more aesthetics because it was really hard to narrow down to three: dirt underneath your fingernails, tear-stained cheeks, getting lost in a museum, messy hair, always being cold, stargazing, oversized wool sweaters, preferring to listen rather than speak, homesickness.
wanted connections:
ride or die!!, fairly self-explanatory, someone she can be 100% herself around and in exchange for their love and friendship she’d, you know,  die for them
close friends, pretty much the same thing??
someone she knew from her summers in england!! (i’m pretending that new zealand has their extended school break during the northern hemisphere summer ok)
roommate, i don’t know which would be better, them getting along or them hating each other
enemy/annoyance, it’s not exactly easy to piss her off but once you do she is pissed
writing buddies?? like they share their work with each other and give notes and stuff, maybe in some sort of club?
some sort of mentor? a lit professor would be great but really anyone who teaches the arts/humanities, bonus points for cultists
a professor who hates her, she’s such a goody goody that would really kill her
bad boy meets good girl, honestly i’m a sucker for this trope, i love mess what can i say
really any kind of opposites attract situation, romantic or platonic
flirtationship, she’s really not good at being upfront about how she feels but maybe she’ll write something that’s the poetry version of subtweeting about them, she’s angsty as fuck
exes, just more mess and angst please and thank you
idk if this is too sadistic but maybe the wrong corner of a love triangle? like, the corner that gets left behind when the triangle becomes a line (i can’t do geometry analogies i’m sorry) just a thought because...mess
literally anything, i’m not picky, i want it all
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etinarcadiabayego · 5 years
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Caulscott 3, 4, 6, 11, 13, 15! For the otp ask
Finally getting around to answering these, anon!
3. What movie do they watch when they both had a bad day and just want to turn off their brains for a little while?
They have a bit of clashing styles when it comes to films, but I think Nate and Max would enjoy some animated features together. Coraline is one, and I feel like Nathan would have a soft spot for The Corpse Bride just for Max’s sake, and one I actually headcanon in my fic being The Iron Giant. Another headcanon one in my fic is actually Donnie Darko. While I feel the latter has become a film people like ironically because of its cult following, I was introduced to it - and you’ll forgive me for the pretentious saying - “before it was cool” and have always enjoyed it and attributed it to something the two would like right away when I got attached to their dynamic. XD
4. Who picks something up, says a pun with the object then laughs as if it’s the funniest thing they ever heard?
MAX. 100-fucking-% It drives Nathan crazy :T And when Warren’s around, it’s so much worse.
6. When one of them gets a new outfit, how does the other react?
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Well, depending on what the outfit is, this is one example. XD
11. What song reminds them of each other?
“Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes” by Fall Out Boy.
13. What small quirks do they love about each other?
Of course, Nathan loves Max’s freckles. Often when he’s having an episode and they’re chilling together, he’ll count them and relax.
Nathan used to hate Max’s obsessive selfie sessions and her being so proud of them. He eventually warms up to their idea and even enjoys taking some now that he’s more confident in himself. Him and Chloe take turns photo-bombing Max for fun as well :P
With such a strict family, Nathan naturally should have hated Max’s butterfingers. Mistakes just weren’t a thing he could afford with being a Prescott, and it was something of which Max admitted to having without remorse over time with accepting herself. However, he finds her odd confidence in her clumsiness comforting…and then hates himself for it when he helps clean up her messes lol.
When Max reads, she often mouths to herself what she’s reading. Nathan just watches her lips with a smile, sometimes stealing a kiss. :3
Max pokes fun and enjoys Nathan’s large assortment of jackets and his need to always looks presentable for any occasion. She steals them on occasion just for fun. Nathan is not amused.
Nathan sometimes goes into soapbox mode and goes on tangents or gets too excited and talks a little loud and/or really fast. He apologizes, but she’s taught herself to keep up and loses herself in his words until he’s satisfied. He’s happy she listens and she’s happy to do so.
Nathan has long fingers, and when they’re relaxing, Max likes to feel them fold over the tops of hers. It makes her feel safe.
THE SHARING OF STUPID MEMES. MY GOD. Warren and Chloe don’t help this situation.
15. What are somethings that they do for one another because they know their partner hates it? Ex- do the dishes, phones to make an order, talks to sales clerk. ECT
This is a difficult one for me! I imagine them talking to each others’ parents when needed, if Nathan’s parents are even still involved in their lives at that point. Regardless, I feel like Max’s parents would still be around, and that she has trouble talking to them at times. Nathan, because he normally doesn’t have a filter, can talk to them for her about certain things, good or bad.
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nidhoggssoultrap · 4 years
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My "Headcanon" (Nidhogg, Louie, and Yvette. Mostly Nidhogg) Part 1
This one is a long one, so I'll be splitting it into parts. I don't think I have ever had a headcanon list this long. Jesus...anyway,
I ship him with Louie shamelessly and without apology. I know that they are adopted brothers, but well, it doesn't stop me, and I hope you don't read Game of Thrones or Angel Sanctuary because BLOOD incest is CANON in both. Anyway, I started out shipping them in a "bitter ex" sense, but it quickly became a situation where Nidhogg wanted more than being a "brother and a friend" and Louie did not and it's unlikely that he ever would. This leads to a lot of heartache for Nidhogg, but he loves Louie very much and while he has attempted erotic things with him, he backs off when Louie refuses. The fact that Nidhogg is unwilling to set aside his feelings for Louie has actually saved him.
The outcome? While they do eventually reconcile, Nidhogg accepts the fact that they will never be anything more than brothers/friends. Louie ends up with Yvette. Nidhogg? Well, I dunno. Shade, for some reason, is creeping up.
Plotbunny: Louie visits Nidhogg at a base and tricks him into thinking that he has finally "seen the light" and it willing to not only side with the Dark, but to become lovers like Nidhogg wanted. They do what is known as a "grudgefuck" with Louie in control (alternate: Nidhogg tries to kiss him but Louie rebuffs him). Either way, Louie grabs Nidhogg by the chin and says, "There'll be a chance for 'us' when you bring Lunar back to me." (Alternate: After they kiss/grudgesex, Louie stabs Nidhogg in the heart and gets shot in the heart by Nidhogg. They die in each others's arms. "As it should be..." (well, according to Nidhogg).
2. I DO NOT ship Nidhogg/Yvette. She deserves better. That being said, she was never interested in him in THAT way. She only liked "the idea of him." In reality, while she did admire him and legit like him, she had no romantic/erotic interest in him at all. Nidhogg also was not interested in her in that way as well, in my headcanon, "he prefers the company of men." He viewed her as someone who was not only an image, but someone to "vent his spleen on". He did, however, come to view her as a friend, sister and maybe even a daughter. It's why he ended up getting "cold feet" and chose not to keep her and send her home. She was supposed to be sent elsewhere as part of a "quest" in order for Nidhogg to gain even more power. If he fails, then he will be "doubly cursed" with both the Blood Curse and a "Fail Curse."
He figured that there is still time and when he is on the losing end of the war, he kidnaps her again which leads to a very long and intense car chase between him and Nikki's group(Louie driving). This is basically a Louie vs Nidhogg and due to Yvette's actions at the end(she bites Nidhogg and tries to fight him, not caring about the blood curse or dying as she DID not want to end up "in a box" for the rest of her life), the car chase ends and a knock down drag out fight between Louie and Nidhogg begins. It ends in the latter's defeat, and he ends up "doubly cursed", humiliated by Louie(needlessly), and banished out of Miraland through a "transport tree". At least for awhile.
3. Speaking of kidnapping, I honestly believed that he actually drove out of Lilith with her. I thought that he "kidnapped" her because someone was after them and he took her to protect her. Hehe...yea, right. Still, I kept the idea that he drove her out of Lilith to the North Kingdom. As for kidnapping, I cringed how it was handled in canon, so I decided that he would be the one to knock her out with a sleeper hold and that kidnapping was 100% his own choice. She "knew too much" and well, see above.
4. Interesting to see Yvette as a "White Knight" because before I saw that, I did decide that she would become something like that. Like Louie. Nice coincidence. :)
5. Nidhogg speaks in a tenor with a soft-spoken tone. He has a tendency to whisper the final parts of his statements and is capable of sounding very sharp. Some say that he does that as a form of control. Louie says that he has always done that and admits that it sounds good. Nidhogg was a wonderful voice. When he actually sings(and in my headcanon, he does lolol), it's a high tenor range. Louie also sings, but it's lower.
6. Nidhogg drinks vodka/vodka drinks and Jaegermeister. It's one of his few "poisons/weaknesses". He does not, however, smoke or do any other kinds of drugs, except caffeine and vaped nicotine/cbd. He vapes though, but not heavily and it's not common to see him with any kind of mod/e-cig.
7. He has a tarot deck which people think odd considering his attitude about destiny(that, ftr, I generally agree with), but he does not view the tarot as destiny, but only guidelines/advice/warnings. The forecast is like the weather to him. Either way, it's not etched in stone. He likes the art anyway. His tarot deck is military themed. He does NOT overindulge in them as to him, such a thing is weakness that needs to be fixed. He is like that with a lot of things.
8. Like Louie, he can drive/fly anything. Louie is a better pilot/biker, Nidhogg is a better driver. Nidhogg drives a sleek, black, powerful, manual shift sportscar. I want to say BMW, but it could just as easily be a Jaguar. It's the car he was driving when he kidnapped Yvette both times. FTR, Louie was chasing him in a white Porsche. Okay, my biases/kinks are showing, but whatever. :p
9. I hope that Nidhogg ends up like Shield Anvil Itkovian (I highly recommend Memories of Ice and the Malazan series entirely):
"We are all pushed into a world of madness, yet it must now fall to each of us to pull back from this Abyss, to drag ourselves free of the descending spiral. From horror, grief must be fashioned, and from grief, compassion." - Itkovian
Itkovian was a warrior who served a war god. He was a mercenary and he was also the Shield Anvil. He fought in war as one of the leaders, but he also took the pain and suffering from others, took it upon himself and gave it to his God. When his god disappeared, he chose to take the pain of thousands of souls into himself. Because he is THE SHIELD ANVIL. I'd get more in detail, but I don't want to spoil too much. Itkovian is a cinnamon roll. Nidhogg is more of a "problematic fave", but still...
Anyway, I say this because I am aware that Nidhogg willingly took on the Blood Curse and refused to dull it. He, like Itkovian, knew that war causes suffering. The Shield Anvil alleviates that suffering and I suspect that Nidhogg would not mind doing the same thing:
"I did it. I should be the one to undo it." In my headcanon, Nidhogg wants to try to bring Lunar back. Yes, he has ulterior motives(See: Louie and he readily admits this), but he wants to do it anyway as it is still the right thing to do.
10. Nidhogg loves the moon and prefers silver over gold. He LOVES Onyx. He had his ears pierced since he was a teenager and got it done at a tattoo parlor. He tends to wear boot jewelry too.
11. His "animal totem" is the wolf. His temperament is similar to Griffith's of Berserk. However, there might be disagreements about dreams, depending on what one means by dreams. In Nidhogg's mind, ambition and dreams are two different things. You want to compare bad deeds? If you've read both Berserk and Love Nikki, then I think you can take a few guesses. To put it simply, externally, both are cool, calm and collected. Internally, there is a great deal of intensity that only shows in certain circumstances. Otherwise, they are both very laser guided and "tight-vested" with their hearts.
12. He has issues with Locco due to her well basically saying "If I must choose between being weak and being dead, I'd rather be weak for the dead have no dreams." She has her own "Fountain Scene" with Yvette. Nidhogg did not like this but he chose to leave it alone. He found it amusing when he found out that she suggested that Yvette make a "March Hare" design. He found it even more amusing when Yvette won an award for it.
13. After Yvette returned home from her first kidnapping, she developed a Jesse Pinkman attitude towards Nidhogg. What I mean is "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!" Breaking Bad fans will know what I'm talking about. So, I wasn't surprised when I later found out that Yvette did want him brought to justice for pretty much ALL of his actions, but especially against Lilith Kingdom.
14. Nidhogg has a foul mouth, especially when stressed. He is, however, no match for a sailor, but he can try. Heh. Obviously, as Prime Minister he is a lot more "clean."
15. His interests are actually similar to Yvette's but they have different tastes. Example: when it comes to say, the fantasy genre, Yvette prefers the more light-hearted fantasy in general. Nidhogg, otoh, prefers "darker fantasy" that is more rooted in reality.
16. He does not hate the clothing he designed for Lilith, he just does not generally wear them himself unless it's modified to his actual preferences.
17. I call his real name Heinrich, which is the Germanic version of Henry. FTR, I cannot stand the name Henry and prefer the NON-English version of the name. And really, I think Henrik is more suitable anyway. FTR, the name means "Ruler of the home." Nidhogg means "Curse-Striker." The name definitions are rather fitting for him.
18. He has a "Victory not Vengeance" philosophy(check out vnvnation.com) mentality. This means : "One should strive to achieve, not sit in bitter regret." He has lived by this all of life. One of the reasons why Louie is not dead.
19. Nidhogg is his "second name" that his parents had given him because he would suck on "Ygdrassil" licorice when he was a baby. He loves licorice and most often eats that brand. He also loves butterscotch, coffee(of all kinds), and peanut butter. He does not, however, have much of a sweet tooth beyond that.
20. Nidhogg was blamed for the death of his adoptive father. Not by Louie, but by other rumor mongering sorts. Reality: He had nothing to do with his adoptive father's death.
And yikes...I think that'll do. I do have more, but I can just make another post.
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hi, & welcome ! so, paige is a muse i’ve had since i was like 16, so she’s seen many verses and faces over the years, but i missed her and wrote a bio for her in this setting, so i thought i’d test the waters. she has a BIO, STATS, & a PINTEREST, but all her good intro stuff is under the cut. like this to plot or message me if any of the wanted connections grabs your interest. 
(sydney sweeney, cisfemale) PAIGE BRADLEY, the REVELER, is TWENTY and a JUNIOR. SHE is majoring in GRAPHIC DESIGN. They are not part of the Imperium Society and from the outside, they think it’s FULL OF ASSHOLES. I often see them around campus PISSING OFF THE ADMINISTRATION. They remind me of CHERRY CHAPSTICK, A BLUNT BEHIND HER EAR, SKINNED KNEES, AND SHARPIE MARKER GRAFFITI ON THE DESKS. (kati)
TL;DR
ok, paige has big chaotic gay energy and this VINE is her 
essentially, paige grew up in the USA until she reached high school when her mom moved to edinburgh for a job – a job teaching philosophy and sociology at ashcroft university
her dad is a police commissioner so she’s really In It with all of this ashcroft drama
but she grew up in small town USA and despite her parents being strict rule-followers, she was really the opposite? she went through babysitters faster than underwear (is that a real saying?), caused trouble in class, but was always just a little too smart to get caught – her primo move is pinning the blame on someone else
she’s the sort of person who always has a lot of friends because she’s a lot of fun but they never really stick around for long because no one likes being manipulated into trouble all the time
paige sort of just lives to have a good time, fuck the consequences, which is a tiring way to live, so she really doesn’t give a fuck about a lot? 
she really didn’t plan to go to college and she was going to travel all over europe until there was an incident at her high school – she essentially sold a freshman drugs and he had an overdose
her parents helped her get out of trouble but in return, she had to go to COLLEGE, at the school where her mom teaches – ashcroft. she doesn’t really fit in too well with a lot of the other kids because she’s not “posh” and doesn’t really care about school that much. 
how does imperium come into the mix? well, paige does a lot of things to amuse herself, and imperium caught her interest. she was bored, so one day she tried to join. this came in the form of BLACKMAILING warren on some old shit he did so she could come hang out with the society.
honestly, she didn’t really fit in with them and they bored her after a while – at least, that’s what she says when people ask why she left. but, there was someone there that she had a really genuine connection with, perhaps her first and only real relationship, and she doesn’t want to deal with being in the same room with them and their friends every damn day.
she was really close with lydia, they were sleeping together, but she believes lydia is fine. 
HEADCANONS
she’s a graphic design major and her art is really stylized and graffiti-esque. she tends to draw all over campus and always has sharpies with her, you can see her doodles everywhere. she also makes stickers handmade, which she sells but also pastes around campus.
her sexuality is really undefined and i think she just doesn’t care enough to define it? like, she’ll be attracted to whoever she’s attracted to and she’d like to leave it at that. 
SHE CANNOT DRIVE. however, she does all the time. she does not have any sort or license or skill, but she loves to get behind the wheel of anything. 
always has a broken bone or scraped up something. she’s a huge klutz and a bit of a ditz, but it’s mainly because she doesn’t care enough to be anything else. 
can be super insensitive and callous, mostly because she doesn’t think about the fact that other people have feelings? even with her own shit, so she’s definitely said things about quentin that rubbed people the wrong way. 
WANTED CONNECTIONS
The Ex: this character is in the society and paige’s only real relationship – they were probably very close and paige fell HARD. things went sour for whatever reason – maybe paige’s inexperience in relationships or nervousness to commit (she could’ve done a number of shitty things to them), but she quit the society because of them 
opposites attract friends: like, a really cute friendship where paige is crazy and untamed and this friend is a real rule follower, but somehow they compliment each other? they reign paige in and she gets them out of their shell. 
partners in crime: these two are TROUBLE together, always fucking off and having fun, and whenever people see them together they know to run probably 
friends with benefits: idk, they’re fucking just for fun. most of paige’s sexual relationships are like this because um, she’s never going to commit to anyone and she just wants to have a good time. this could be with someone as chaotic as her or with someone who’s really different than her.
an almost? will-they, won’t-they?: there’s definitely feelings there, but paige’s always been too flighty, unwilling to be tied down, or maybe the timing’s just always been wrong so nothing’s ever happened between them. they’re probably really flirty and cute, they’re probably good friends too, maybe paige has even made other relationships difficult for them bc their s/os always get jealous. 
a project: someone paige is desperate to see loosen up and have a good time, so she’s trying to entice them out of their shell. probably someone paige wants to eventually use in some of her schemes but...she also just wants to see them smile and live a little.
friendship that went sour: paige used them for one of her pranks and threw them under the bus afterward. they realized how little they really meant to her and there was a fight and a fallout. now, they HATE paige, but paige probably doesn’t really care?
someone scorned: paige probably slept with their partner and ruined a relationship, so they hate her. or, maybe they slept with paige and ruined their relationship FOR her only to find out that she was pretty disinterested in committing to anything. 
also down for childhood friends, crushes, squad, smoking buddies/detention buddies, roommates, whatever else we can drum up. 
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the-march-hair · 6 years
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The Ice Skating headcanon where I lament my inability to write long form prose, and have no time to draw the whole thing as a comic. I am not an ice skater, I am merely a fluff machine. Many facts will be innacurate.
AKA @kvothes and I talk too much about ice dancing and watching it on youtube, and I couldn’t stop my brain throwing it into fandom somehow.
High School AU.
Enjolras and most of the Amis are an Ice Hockey team, Enjolras is the Captain, duh. They train in the town’s only rink.
R and Eponine are junior champion Ice Dancers, and are in an epic battle with the Hockey team for ice time.
Enjolras thinks they don’t deserve it because it’s just dancing, they can cope with less time, it’s not like they do any of the big fancy jumps of Figure Skating pairs anyway. Plus there’s more hockey players so by value of skater numbers they deserve more ice time right?
R thinks Ice Hockey is just an excuse to get violent and punch people in the face and there’s no grace and beauty in it. They can’t even skate properly anyway!!
Eponine just likes watching Marius’s hockey butt.
The rest of the amis don’t much mind, ice dance is fun to watch when they’re waiting to get on the ice and R and Ep are cool peeps. (pun intended)
R and Eponine receive a new coach, Valjean, who comes with his daughter Cosette, a solo figure skater.
Marius is in Love. He declares he shall give up his share of the ice time so Cosette can dance more! Enjolras is not amused.
Eponine is upset, maybe if she was a solo figure skater not a pairs dancer Marius would like her better. (R reminds her she’s not a pairs figure skater either. But they’re damned good at dance.)
Cutting Edge style Marius thinks he can maybe learn to figure skate and be Cosette’s partner, it does not go well. (toe pick!) Cosette insiste he continues to play hockey.
Javert is coach of the hockey team. He is an ex teenage figure skater. After an accident where he tore a ligament, he could no longer jump so turned to hockey to continue skating. His skate partner, Fantine, got a new partner, Valjean. Cue resentment and jealousy.
Now Valjean and Javert have joined the Ice Time war.
The managers of the rink give no shits. Ice time is equal anyway.
“You stole our time slot” -- “they swapped you with ours because we need the ice before a contest.” -- “Your slot is at 5AM!”
There is an incident with a barricade built of hockey pads. It does not smell good. Tiny skaters are traumatised.
They all get kicked out the rink for a week to cool off. The hockey amis try to just play outdoor hockey on the local frozen pond, but it’s tiny, and uneven, and they have to share with other people.
Enj stews cos it’s close to a big tournament for them and they’re wasting time.
R is angry at Enj because they can’t skate properly at high level at all on such an uneven pond for dance without fear of hurting themselves or running into other people.
The amis themselves begin to get on super well with Eponine during the week off, R and Enj are still at each others throats and maintain a wall of silence once they are back in the rink.
Their coaches were not ammused. During said week they were able to talk and pull their shit together. “We’re adults.. we should be better than these kids.”
R’s dad doesn’t come to collect him one day, and after the hockey practice Enj finds him still sat in the lobby and offers him a ride home. 
”Why do you hate hockey/ice dance so much?”
They find out they both resent each other’s sport because Enjolras’s parents were upset he chose hockey because he’s so pretty he’d make a lovely figure skater to show off to their friends and family and hockey is just so violent (not to mention smelly pads!!), and R’s dad just doesn’t get the dancing and wishes he played hockey, and every time he picks R up is like “look there’s a real sport” when the hockey amis are on the ice.
Enter tentative friendship leading to feelings and fluff but no one says anything cos they’re dumb teenagers.
Some dramatic thing happens where the amis have to play a game at the same time as R and Eponine have a big competition and the amis steal the hockey bus and drive to R and Eponine’s big competition so Enj can confess feels and smooch his boy. The rest of the amis mostly want to meet pretty ice skaters to date because hockey bros got too many broken noses, they’re shallow teens after all. (It is at this point Joly and Bossuet meet solo skater Musichetta. It is love at first... skate.)
They enter their senior year with a close knit group of ice kids, and two coaches whom if you’re not careful will be found smooching in storage cupboards.
They still argue about ice time.
End
Bonus - In between all this they still have to attend classes and are in the same high school. Much evil eye is given while in class together.
Aaaaand that’s as close to fanfic as you’ll get from me. Feel free to prose-ify it if you have said skills.
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