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letsgetitblog · 2 months
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Superstar trio in dresses.
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toniiswrld · 11 days
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fucked up in the crib reading kendrick x drake fanfic on ao3
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mycatnamedlily · 1 year
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i think after i listen to radio omens the first time just for enjoyment i may go back and listen again to quote all my favorite lines.
i am a man with a finger! is one of the best lines omg
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person4924 · 1 year
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rosa and holt being chaotically autistic together is something i didn’t know i needed
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ojibwa · 2 years
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oh wow the sugar daddy on that totally unrelated post
nothing will ever make me laugh as much as the sugar daddy spam. i absolutely lose it when im venting and i get one of them in the replies like READ THE ROOM tumblr user bigdaddy1979
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inkgeeky · 1 year
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HELP I LITERALLY ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED ON A SCATTERBUG AND IT STARTED A BATTLE. I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BUDDY IM SORRY
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I'm at a restaurant and the "song" playing in the bathrooms is the shipping forecast on repeat
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beybuniki · 4 months
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bakugo's hug adventure continues! this time with shoto, who is equally not used to hugs and it's a weird hug but they are trying!!! featuring an overwhelmed Deku he's so happy to see them get along his anxious heart can only take so many awkward quarrels in public *remembers the airport incident*
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7xwc · 2 years
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playing with a sim that has moved out of the main house to go to uni it's so funny cuz you're with them AT PEACE and when you come back home everybody is angry sad no one has eaten in days the cat is running away the house is filthy 😭
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buggbuzz · 10 months
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THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER
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cozylittleartblog · 11 months
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a little Postlet. . because i Miss them
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multifandom--mess · 3 months
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i can't explain it but these two most definitely fucked pre-canon like their whole dynamic is so funny 😭😭
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itsmespicaa · 2 months
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"Whoops, so sorry. Where are the shears for the least expensive clothes? Looks like it's not this one."
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inkskinned · 1 year
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so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.
i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.
i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."
i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."
i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"
he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."
i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.
"oh," he says.
"yeah, man."
"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.
"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."
"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."
the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.
"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."
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krsvchh · 20 days
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i have so many thoughts about them as roommates--
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the-wiggler · 14 days
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everyone talking about the wedding next month are we not gonna talk about the fact asher and baabe SNUCK into david and angels pool and, when caught, GASLIGHTED them into thinking they had been invited ????
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