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[THE LEAGUE OF SELINA KYLE'S EVIL EXES]
7. White Mask (David Franco)
Reason for joining: foolishly thinks he can get her back
Power: stealing shit
Fun Fact: faked his death
6. Spark (???)
Reason for joining: ????
Power: enby swag and eletric metagene
Fun Fact: is a mystery dated her
5.Samuel Bradley
Reason for joining: wants to be remembered
Powers: cop (ew), basic bitch energy
Fun Fact: dresses like the 50's
4.Eiko Hasigawa
Reason for joining: had an unrelated fight with Selina and is (rightfully) pissed/ bad break up
Powers: yakusa, second catwoman skills, is just so freaking cool
Fun Fact: It's really fun to talk to/ the americanisation of her surname is not actually the real kanji translation
3. Riddler (Edward Nygma)
Reason for joining: thinks he can seduce Oswald by doing it
Powers: cane fight, twink powers, being annoying as hell, puzzles, nerd shit
Fun Fact: should really move on from Oswald (Clock King is interested)/will die if he tries to correct my speling here IDC (won't die if he hires me tho)/ does not have unpaid interns
2. Harley Quinn (Harleen Quinzel)
Reasons for joining: though it was a suport group/ just likes fighting/ it's a fun thing to do on the weekends
Powers: perfect fighting skills, clown swag, endless energy, psychology knowledge, friendly and fun
Fun Fact: is dating Ivvy/ was the one to come up with the fun fact category
1. Poison Ivvy (Pamela Isley)
Reasons for joining: Oswald is paying her/ it makes Harls happy
Powers: Controls plant, poison, planty mind control, cringe fall woman apeal, sexy appel, doctorade, is really really cool, activism
Fun Fact: makes great tea/ buys me coffee because she knows unpaid intership is evil
[THE SECRET LEADER OF THE WHOLE THING]
Penguin (Oswald Cooblepot)
Reasons for joining: thinks his ploy is going to make her want to date him
Powers: mafia boss, capitalism, a shit ton of money, umbrella, trains birds
Fun Fact: Never actually dated Selina/ has unpaid interns : (
[NEW TARGET]
Batman (Buce Wayne)
• Treat Level: High
• Reason for target: went to a real date with Selina
• Adicional info: Might have his own evil exes and they might have had a similar idea (look further into it)/ Riddler thinks he is hot / Single dad swag/ might be hiring(?)
made by Nico, the intern
#batmam#scott pilgrim#selina kyle#catwoman#bruce wayne#oswald cobblepot#penguin#edward nygma#riddler#poison ivy#pamela isley#harley quinn#eiko hasigawa#slam bradley#spark#white mask#might make Bruce's evil exes next#i'm just not sure if I make it related to that with Selina as Scott or if I make Clark as Scott and Selina as one of the exes#i'm too much of a multishipper when involving bruce to know for certain#my two fave ships Talia and Harvey are too exes coded tho#so my other two babies Selina and Clark are competing in my heart
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Soldier (prod. Elxnce x Kiryano) by luvbackpack
true story project soon.. [Credits] @luvbackpack @prodelxnce @kiryano go awawy =^(
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Day 318
Above decent track. This is the first song where I implemented a new process of creating a draft of the beat and recording the lyrics/vocals on that, then moving on to polishing up the beat later. So when I recorded the vocals it was to a minimal version of the beat and I added the final beat afterwards. Its more time efficient and allows me to work more on lyrics. Watched a video on the 4 melody patterns any ripsquad/ivvy league type beat maker should know. It really helped make sense of the theory behind these kinds of tracks I’ve been making.
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Batman: Let me get this right, you invaded the Justice League database so you could prove what?
Riddler: That you guys invented Atlantis and Aquaman is just a normal metahuman.
Batman: And how exactly did you convinced Poison Ivvy of being a distraction for this? The two of you are not in the best terms and I can't see she agreing with this plan.
Poison Ivvy: She is right here. And she also wanted to prove that Aquaman isn't real.
Batman: Look I really didn't want to bring the heavy violent interrogation tenicques. But there's no way I'm buying that excuse, so I'm giving you one last chance, why did you invade the Justice League database?
Poison Ivvy: You can torture us all you want Batman, we are talking the truth.
Riddler: Please don't torture us all you want, Batman. But yeah, we already told you the reason.
Batman: *grabing something from his utility belt* I warned you.
Riddler: Wait wait wait... Bill Nye doesn't believe in Aquaman.
Batman: What?
Riddler: Yes, Jon told us.
Batman: That makes no sense. How would Scarecrow even know that?
Poison Ivvy: His best friend told him.
Batman: Best Friend? Crane doesn't have friends... unless the Mad Hatter? Is he controlling you two?
Riddler: No, you moron, a girl called Velma Dinkley that he met in an Elvira parade or something, she personally knows Bill Nye.
Batman: That's just insane.
Riddler: And that's why I searched the internet for proof while Doctor Isley sended a fanmail to Bill himself asking about it.
Poison Ivvy: Nygma found a video from Nye's own security camera where he gives a very long explanation to a trick or treating kid about how Aquaman's existence is scientifically impossible and therefor he isn"t real. Not much after the response to my letter with the very same explanation came. I have it here with me. *even hurt and handcuffed to the Batmobile she makes a plant grow on the pavement and there is a letter inside it's leaves"
Riddler: And I have the video on my phone. I would show you, but I can't acess it while bounded upsidown with a broken rib!
Batman: I'll look it up. *thirty minutes later* I suppose you were right. I'll still have to take you to Arkham, but if I find any evidence of Aquaman not existing I'll send it to you.
Riddler: Oh, I thought Aquaman not being real was a ridiculous notion, detective?
Batman: That was before Bill Nye the science guy explained it. Now it is my duty to investigate Aquaman.
Poison Ivvy: Good. I hope you know Arkham won't keep us long. We will soon also be investigating it and it's better that we help each other, cause you won't want to go against me.
Riddler: Independent of your choice, we will find out the truth, Crussader, there's no puzzle I can't figure out. Also I want my phone back.
Poison Ivvy: And I want my letter. It's autographed!
#i will beat this dead horse of a joke soo much#i love making smart people dumb#they are all bill nye fans#happy halloween scooby doo#a small reference to velma dinkley and dr crane brotop supremacy#riddler#edward nygma#batman#bruce wayne#poison ivvy#pamela isley#bill nye#aquaman#bill nye is an aquaman denier#fictional conspiracy theory#you bet vic sage is on the aquaman deniers group#i consider that hhsd and batman the brave and the bold scooby doo are different universes and that's why batman doesn't know who velma is#same for riddler
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We have two main versions of Batman:
- good writen Batman who is trying his best to change the city.
- proto facist Batman who always wins, is always ready for everything and thinks beating his criminals and sending them to hell in an endless cycle will somehow work out some day.
Now there is a lot of in between.
And not all Batman villans are queer, poor or neurodivergent (point to Scarecrow for being all the above). Shocker I now.
He has a lot of villans that can easlly represent systemic inssues (small ones like Lyle Bolton and Arnold Flass or major ones like Hugo Strange and the Court of Owls ) or are mostly capitalisc assholes (some versions of Penguin, he has other tamer mob related versions, ones he is almos an anti-hero and weirdly he also has the one who is just Poison Ivvy for birds; the first Black Mask would also fit here), just plain mob (some versions of Oswald, he is a very multi faceted characther; Maroni; Falcone; Black Mask; both Jason Tood and Two-Face had their mobster time).And some are a mix of both (Joker is queer coded and an abusive piece of shit; while I hate Scarecrow slander he is queercoded, poor and neurodiverget but also he can be saw as contributing to systemic opression by abusing his patients, when narratives make him an ex pyschatrist in Arkham who abused the immates) .
It all depends on how the characthers are portrait. Unfortally when writing grimdark asshole Batman most writers preffer to go to the "let's stigmatize the mentally ill/queer people//and some times the poor and if we really suck middle eastern people (this one is mostly about some depctions of Ra and the League of Assassins as a whole)", I mean they are basing their writings on Frank Miller. Of course it has bad undertones.
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Actually we have four main versions of Batman:
- good writen Batman, symbolises hope, fails but is trying his best, has some issues and internalized shit to work on but is working on it.
- asshole Batman in a good writen story, is either deconstructing himself or accidentaly the villan of his own story.
- asshole Batman in a story that endorces it and reinforces societal norms and prejudices. Can still be a good story, but pay atention to the undertones and the mensage in it. Please.
- asshole Batman writen by Frank Miller or someone who thinks Frank Miller is the best thing to ever came to comics. He is facist.
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This long introduction is to say that I am talking about number four. The Batman who could've come straigh up from ASBAR.
So a thing that happens in fanfic with this Batman is storys were a different version of Bruce comes and rescues the batkids. Or Jason Todd does it. Or Dick Grayson. Or some of the Rogues (fortunally never Joker or Slade, let's keep it that way, eh). A LOT OT THEM. And honestly this is fine. It IS also very cathartic.
I'm not here to judge it. I'm here to give this authors who create catharsis for themsefs and their readers (me included) some new ideas:
- Kate Kane saves the batkids. First of, Kate deserves some love. She may not be the most maternal person out there, but she is a great aunt and would likely be the most apt adult to see what Bruce was doing and interving. As she is a cosntant figure in Gotham and in direct contact with both the Batman and the Bruce sides. She would have trouble but also do an amazing job not only as guardian but as the hero Gotham needs. And if nothing more that would be fun.
- Barbara Gordon saves the batkids. Okay, I have a soft spot for older Barbara who acted as Dick older sister and as Bruce's younger sister. The one before DC started gradually deaging her. The one who was a concilwoman. And that Barbara would definitivaly do something. Also I just love her.
- Barry Allen rescues the Batkids. When not used as the watsonian reason for bad reboots, the flashfamily is the most functional family in DC (and I say that as a batfam lover). Also Barry sideckicks all already have a Robin bestie. So it's very easy. Not only that, but Barry it's the only option that can also save the opressed side Batman rogues and actually help them rehabilited and I NEED it. The asshole versions of Bruce treats his rogues soo bad I can't. And like most times they still are redemable. Like the only justification the media will give is "they are sick so they can't change" and like WTF. As a neurodivergent person who also suffers from high anxiety, this is problematic as hell as a jistification. Also it mades no narrstive sense. I mean yeah, Joker is irredimable. But why are Riddler and Ivvy in the same level as him?
- Lord Death Man rescues the batkids. I won't explain. But he is Damian step-great grandfather and he treats the apprentice he considers the daugther he never wanted fairly well.
- The batkids join the Shazamfamily. They are also very fuctional. And people always make Billy joins the Batfam so it's time to the inverse.
[For now that is it. Mostly because I'm trying to give sugestions I never saw im actual fics. If I think of something more I'll add. Also PLEASE PLEASE someone make a fic of Flash rescuing the villans in an asshole Batman scenario, I need it]
#batman#bruce wayne slander#batman slander#batman is my favorite hero#but @ssh@le batman is real and here is how we combat him#kate kane#batwoman#kate kane apreciation#barbara gordon#older barbara gordon means everything to me#as long as it isn't an excuse to write BruceBabs#barry allen#flash is life#flash is a sweethearth#honestly wally can also save the rogues#just please save them instead of ableism#billy batson#captain marvel#shazam#shazam family#lord death man#it's not a joke#okay it is a joke#but it would work though
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okay no pressure at all but oh my god PLEASE tell me abt your riddler lore I'm literally all ears
Okay. I have a lot of things and also not at all. So I will give some details and maybe elaborate it later.
- He was born in Gotham but raised in Metropolis. He HATES Metropolis. He isn't the biggest Gotham fan either, but he really really dislikes Metropolis.
- He made a promisse to never again change for the sake of other people at age twenty and that it's the more important thing in his rather flimsy moral code.
- The only time he cheated in a puzzle was when he was ten in school on a context for all Metropolis students were the winner would get to meet Lex Luthor. His dad and a lot of his teachers knew he had cheated but coudn't prove. That made they believe he always cheated and that he wasn't truly a genius.
- While Lex used to be his childhood hero, adult Edward HATES Luthor.
- He changed his name at age sixteen and moved back to Gotham. He never went to college. School had made him hate formal academia.
- Sometimes he repeats sentences, always to a prime number, mostly three times, because of his OCD.
- He goes to Oswald private room a lot during his visits to the Iceberg because he has sensorial inssues or because the number of guests, drinks or the position of the tabbles was annoying him. He used to just change the position and/or expulse guests and later to complain to Oswald but that was the better solution. If Oswald wasn't his friend he would have been permanently banned.
- He rarely kills. He only does it if he is sure the person has absolutly no future potential or if they are triggering one of his compulsive episodes. A normal Riddler will not kill you, but if you are in his way to leaving a puzzle or figuring an answer he is obcessed with than he will not think twice.
- Has difficulty understanding other people emotions. He can read their motives like data but the emotion behind it? Absolutly not. He accidentaly angers people a lot because he is unnable to realize he is doing it.
- Treats his henchpeople pretty well, he had his intelectual property stolen by cooporations before becoming the Riddler and he was a working class kid, he knows the importance of unions and workers rights. Also most of his henchpeople could beat him up pretty badly so better not to risk.
- Query and Ecco are less employers and more friends. Contrary to popular belief he never slept with them (except sleep in the sofa during movie night) and never wanted to. They are friends and the girls date.
- Hates cops. Really hates cops.
- He and Ivvy are the most political aware Rogues. Unfortunally they hate each other. Particulary because on their first meeting Edward kept teeling plant facts to Ivvy and Pamela considered it pretty condesceding after all she has a doctorate in botanical biology, she doesn't need a man teling her things about her expert area as if she will be shocked by it. They still have to interact to each other a lot because Edward is friends with Harley and Selina. Later Pam and Eddie become friends over having to help Batman rescue Selina from Joker but it takes a looong time.
- It's the pettiest man alive. Will throw tantrums over the smallest things.
- Expensive clothes. Expensive tastes. Cares a LOT about his aparence. Was called a dandy multiple times by multiple people including Amanda Waller, Scarecrow and Green Arrow. This people in particular also called him fruity at least once. He has no idea if they meant as an observation or a slur (exept Waller, Waller totaly meant it as a slur).
- Started as a villan at age twenty-two.
- Robins use him to help with their homework.
- Black Canary once sended him a questionary in Arkham to help her get ready for the Justice League Quiz Night (Batman had to miss because he had a parent-teacher reunion on Damian school and suddently anyone could be the winner it was great).
- Provided the questions for the Justice League Quiz Night more often than not. He has no idea of this fact.
- Provides the questions for the Iceberg Lounge quiznight. But was forbiden to host it after entering in too much fights over dumb answers.
- Has some small question mark shaped scars and the first 12 numbers of PI shaped scar in his arms because he used to draw it in his skin with a switchblade when having an episode. The only good thing Arkham ever did to him was that he was able to stop doing that and start to just draw then with a green marker instead. He does have a big question mark shapped scar in his chest that he got from police brutality and that he lies it's a tatoo even though it's very obviusly not a tatoo.
- He has a very high pain tolerance but also a very low one. He will take a lot to be taken down but he will scream like a litte girl over it even if it a very small bump.
- He had an adverse reaction to Arkham medication once and had a convulsion and ended up in the enfermary for days. Ever since he hates meds and unless he has no choice will only pretend to take then and spill it out.
- It's the second Batman Rogue with higher rehabilitation chance according to Tim Drake villan list, losing only for Harley (Ivvy does not get second because her rehabilitation is only viable if Harley convinces her, she won't do it by herself, Batman places him as third and Harvey as first but Tim thinks is just Bruce being too hopefull with Harvey, Kiteman isn't on the list because he is not a treat).
- In my AUverse he did help Steph during her early Spoiler days, mostly as a revenge to Cluemaster but also because he thinks of Steph as a niece though he will never admit it.
- Loves to steal art. He keeps some of it. Seels the rest and if he is feeling nice he just sends some back to their country of origin.
- He can draw pretty well and does art comissions under a fake name on Tumbrl/Twitter when bored. He also posts fanart. Mostly Batman. But also some fandom fannart. His fanart were a great adition to the Gravity Falls fandom for one. That being said if you don't credit the fannart he will send an impossible virus to your PC.
- Security companies are forbiddem to tell they are imprenatrable in Gotham because both Riddler and Catwoman see that as a personal challenge.
- He sold state secrets. He also just divulgued state secrets online. He has some state secrets hiden that he just never felt like telling anyone becauee what it's the point of a secret if everyone knows it.
- Has compromising information about EVERYONE but he won't divulgue it unprovoked. He hates to have to stop the fun of being the only one to know but his pettiness speaks louder.
- Knows most heros secret identities including all the batfamily he just can't tell them because what would be the point? Different of Hush Riddler he never really did anything with it besides teasing.
- The only time he used his knowledge of heros identities was when he needed to go to an high society party to figure the answer to a puzzle (and meet a famous artist he was a huge fan of) and he sended an e-mail convincing Oliver Queen that if he wasn't his plus one he would spoil his secret identity with proof. He choose Oliver because Bruce was hard to threaten and he would porbably just be beaten by Batman or worse Bruce would take him and purposifully make soo he coudn't met the guy.
- Actually needs his cane for mobility because of a childhood injury (ironicaly not caused by his dad).
- Is a great swordsman. Also uses his cane for it.
Yeah. I think that is it. If you have some specific question about him or about my versions of the rogues feel free to ask. And thank you for the question it was fun.
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I do not in any way shape or form ship riddleclock (either with William Tockman or Temple Fugate) and have no idea why the Harley Quinn show made them a couple (tbh besides him helping Ivvy because he was bored in the pilot and the whole deadly scape room thing Eddie is just a total different characther in HQ and I don't like him) and have even less clue if Killing Time was impliying that Ed had a crush on him or Tom King just accidentaly implied Riddler has a crush on someone again (Joker, Catwoman, Clocking, it's a partern).
That all being said I like one particular riddleclock scenario: Injustice League verse were Edward, everyone's favorite professional bastard and grade A asshole, falls for William Tockman and he is just completly stupid and super sweet around him and everyone (except William who just knows Riddler on crush mode) is confused, worried or at least having fun with it. Why I like this scenario? Because besides not being the most competent guy (he is a Green Arrow B-Lister, do I need to say more?) Injustice League William Tockman is besties with Arthur Brown and this detal makes the whole situation genuinally hilarius on my head. Just Edward insulting Arthur until an oblivious Willam is like "wow no need to be so harsh" and Ed promptly goes "you are absolutly right. I'm so sorry, Arthur" and Brown just has a fucking aneurism because what the fuck just happened? (They are in the Iceberg and Penguin also has a small mental breakdown over Riddler casually saying sorry and to Cluemaster nevertheless).
#i can't explain why I love this particular scenario so much#just like shipping Selina with Vicky Vale this is just a random thing I came up with#also yes I also ship Selina with Talia and with Louis and in polycule with Harlivvy#selina should be shipped with woman more often#edward nygma#riddler#william tockman#clock king#riddleclock#cluemaster#arthur brown
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