#jasper's rambles

[justvibewithjas]

New König fic coming based on a bot I made

#i have so many thoughts #so many inappropriate words #also sub!König 😏 #i have too much free time #Jasper's rambles

[ephemeral-afterlight]

quite whack of me to let myself be perceived online but scrolling through roughly 3 years-ish worth of some of my greatest hits has led me to a few realizations

me from 2-3 years ago was a dramatic fuck and cannot be held accountable for any crimes against cringe law committed during a time of high emotional vulnerability and also god complex

it seems like half of the badass people i used to be friends with here have deactivated and are lost in the wind and i am fucking devastated. where did kitkatz go. where is jelly. why can i not be confident enough to slide in the dms of the cool people who ARE still here

when i wasn't taking absolutely every fucking thing to heart and then spewing out emotionally-charged drivel like a perpetually online little bitch, some of my written analyses slapped. they were actually so articulate and coherent. unlike anything else i say ever

holy shit i am so glad i got off tumblr when i did because otherwise i might still be here now, unhappy as fuck, supporting purity culture 🤢 the amount of times i decided to make anti-remrom posts instead of caring about my mental wellbeing and dealing with my trauma in a healthy way is genuinely kinda hilarious looking back at it now. Weewooweewooweewoo I am going to cry on the internet to people who write fanfic about figments of imagination. Weewooweewooweewoo I am so morally superior because I echo all the rhetoric that my friends do and am scared to dissent. like shut the fuck up and try touching grass for once bestie 🥰 ur depressed and have no sense of self so u steal ur opinions from the nearest person who will give you attention, ur not special, get over urself

bro i am so much sexier now than i ever was when i was on here wallowing in negativity for hours at a time and that is a scientific fact

i do remember my interactions with my friends here extremely fondly but in general this fandom was an actual shitshow for a very long time and altho i can't speak to how it is recently, i refuse to make excuses for the absolute nightmare that was ts sides tumblr from clbg to svs era. reading through old debates and all the times i got pissed about tagging only speaks to that

loving note to my past self: tagging is very important in ways that i could go into a lot more coherently another time but it does not warrant all caps screaming and crying and pissing and shitting. calm down for once and turn your phone off

i am so "problematic" now according to past me's standards and i take pride in that actually. dark fiction fucking rocks and "problematic" writers have been some of the coolest, smartest, kindest people i've ever met. i think jasper circa 2019 would have keeled over if he knew i'd be saying this eventually, but—barring a few very specific examples, you can separate fiction from reality, actually, and Mr. 25-Follower-Tumblr-Nobody's remrom fanfiction will never have the real-life influence and power that ACTUAL propaganda in mainstream media has. the character growth from delusion to enlightenment on my part was absolutely legendary, pure poetry

man in general i'm so glad limiting my time on this account helped prompt me to grow up a little more. i've been an adult, but getting away from here and into healthier spaces in turn gave me healthier outlooks on life and made me realize that acceptance from self-righteous randos on the internet is absolutely not worth limiting my own creativity and destroying my mental health + confidence over it

past me predicted like the entirety of the pof video and i cannot believe i never fucking talked about it like WHAT that shit is crazy did y'all see that???? i recited some of the EXACT points and situations they brought up in that video i cannot stop thinking about this

anyway sexies i still don't intend to be active in this fandom because i just,. man i don't fixate on it anymore. i still appreciate the posts and will stay up-to-date on all the vids but i think for now i'm staying checked out of the ts sides fandom.

if anyone even sees this (especially if we were friends before!) and u have any desire to reconnect with me i am so down! current biggest interests are kpop (as always), mcyt, and mcu, but i've been in so many goddamn fandoms over my two decades of life that you could talk to me about most things and i'd be able to contribute something.

i actually fully expect this post to lose me followers bc my stance on purity culture has changed so drastically, but i actually think it will be incredibly funny more than anything. if u want a more in-depth explanation on my thoughts, motivations, and moral standings, you can always shoot me a message :*

#i'm not gonna do the main tags bc idk that this is particularly relevant enough #fandom criticism #jasper's rambles #purity culture criticism #remrom mentions #idk what else to tag #ask to tag #I DON'T REMEMBER HOW TUMBLR WORKS LMAO

[keepthebeanscool]

sensing a theme

#someone save the eternally exhausted men of the magnus series rn #jonathan sims #samama khalid #sam khalid #tma #tmagp #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #jaspers rambles

[yonemurishiroku]

The Cupid scene but it’s Leo’s crush on Jason getting outed with Nico as the witness. and then they bond over unrequited crushes on heroes with perfect girlfriends.

#nico di angelo #valdangelo? idk #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #jason grace #percy jackson #leo valdez #percabeth #jasper #valdangelo #valgrace

[eternally-tired-cryptid]

Any time you watch the Percy Jackson show and go "why would they do that" the answer is "because they're twelve"

#jasper rambles #percy jackson #like genuinely. its bc theyre twelve #percy jackson show #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo

[jasperflickercats]

I wanna write this eventually but, I have a Bramblestar's Storm au in which the literal storm still happens, but instead of a stupid love triangle, it's about Bramblestar facing consequences for being a DF trainee in TNP.

The Clan is still divided on the OOTS trainees, and then when it's revealed that Bramblestar was an og trainee, all hell breaks loose. ThunderClan almost splits in half. And because of the physical storm going on, it almost destroys them. The pressure is immense. Some cats want Bramblestar forgiven, some don't trust him, and some hate him, because he saw firsthand what Tigerstar was like. He knew better than almost any DF trainee just how horrible Tigerstar had been. But he still trained with him.

So ThunderClan must try to reunite under the hurricane, while Bramblestar struggles to keep everyone together when so many simply don't trust him.

#jasper rambles

[emthimofnight]

oooooooo do you have any interactions of jasper and warden or any headcannons of their relationship and does knuckles or rogue like him what about jade (sorry for being nosy just really interested)

OMG YOU AREN'T BEING NOSY AT ALL!!! 🥺❤️ It makes me so happy that people are interested in my silly little AU!

Warden finds Jasper to be exhausting, honestly. Can you imagine trying to collect a bounty on someone, and they won't stop hitting on you the whole time?? He drives him crazy. 😂 He would have decided the bounty wasn't worth it a long time ago if it hadn't become a matter of pride at this point. Jasper doesn't mind being chased around by a big handsome wolf, he finds it entertaining, if anything.

As for his parents? Rouge thinks it's cute. 😆 Baby's first wanted poster!! Knuckles is less enthusiastic, he wishes Jasper wouldn't cause so much trouble, and he worries about him getting hurt. Jade doesn't really care either way, she's happy to see her brother having fun! However, if she saw Warden actually trying to hurt her brother he would have her to deal with. Eggman has found out she is not the pacifist he originally thought her to be when he tried to use Jasper as a hostage in the past!

(forgive my messy sketches)

#answered asks #emthim rambles #knuxouge #jasper the bat #jade the echidna #warden the wolf #dr eggman #eggman #dr ivo robotnik #knuckles the echidna #rouge the bat #rouge #knuckles #fan kid #fankids #sonic fankid #knuxouge fankid #sonic the hedgehog #sth #my art #lore dump

[birdinabowl]

Headcanon time again :D

It be neat if healed corrupted gems eye's reflect light similar to cats eyes (or animals eyes in general)

Because just imagine Steven trying to get a picture of Jasper and it comes out looking like this:

#sorry this is so stupid #last hc i promise #steven universe #birds rambles #steven universe headcanon #jasper steven universe #corrupted gems

[im-really-tired-and-stupid]

Watching the burrows end epilogue was honestly one of the best things ever, like, Kenji Geoffrey and Rosie??? Lila getting a phd in A YEAR?? Jaysohn being an Olympic level long jumper???? TULA GOING BACK TO HER HOE PHASE??? oh my g od I LOVE THESE STOATS SO MUCH ;-;

#literally just me rambling #I love burrows end so much #and also phoebe was so scary #aabria my beloved #dimension 20 #burrow's end #aabria iyengar #brennan lee mulligan #erika ishii #izzy roland #rashawn scott #siobhan thompson #jasper cartwright

[fnnck-odr]

Fun Little Canon Facts About the Mentors From My TBOSAS reread:

➤ It was the Crane’s maid, not the Price’s, that Nero Price carved the leg from. (Pg, 31)

➤ Io Jasper was unpopular. (Pg,56)

➤ Festus Creed is described as larger and burlier than most people his age. (Pg, 81)

➤ The Creed Family fortune came largely from lumber in District 7. (Pg, 81)

➤ Lysistrata Vickers is described as a very neat person. (Pg, 82)

➤ Arachne Crane lived directly across from the Snows. (Pg, 82)

➤ Livia Cardew bullied Coriolanus for being an orphan when they were young. (Pg, 88)

➤ Arachne Crane has traveled extensively in Panem as her family’s money is in travel. (Pg, 90)

➤ Pup Harrington had braces. (Pg, 91)

➤ The Ring Twins dress identically, including their hair. (Pg, 95)

➤ Festus Creed cried after Arachne was killed. (Pg, 102)

➤ Clemensia Dovecote did not support The Hunger Games and suggested to Coriolanus that the tributes be turned into Avoxes instead. (Pg, 109)

➤ Persephone Price is described as one of the prettiest girls in their year with dimples and hazel green eyes (Pg, 123).

➤ The Crane family was uncomfortable during Archane’s funeral. (Pg, 130)

➤ Vipsania Sickle was very competitive. (Pg, 164)

➤ Felix Ravinstill knew Dean Highbottom socially and was gossiping with him in the car. (Pg, 200)

#persephone price #felix ravinstill #Festus creed #Arachne crane #lysistrata vickers #io Jasper #Livia cardew #pup Harrington #Apollo ring #Diana ring #clemensia dovecote #Vipsania sickle #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #lily rambles

[katvantassel]

Been thinking lately about how much I love all the shipwrecked side & minor characters and how overtime I've had a hc (or several) for quite a few of them!! Just love how built out it all is! I was wondering, does anyone else have any fav side/minor shipwrecked characters or hcs for them ? I'd love to see them in the replies or tags :,)

#just so deeply brain rot able #shipwrecked comedy #layla rambles #personally still love dolly from gilded lily #and the gals from american whoopee #i have many a question about background characters in headless #esp more about the heads!! #kinda not really counts but i hc that whilly had a twin back home #and thinking about all of figs siblings #citizen jasper is also currently up there #i regualrly think about the random characters from kitr fancanon #and hc about how many side characters gossip or get together regulerly #sm more too

[piyopilled]

i noticed in houseki no hibi, the song that plays during the gwitch timeskip, theres a small bass part that doesnt show up anywhere else in the song that plays a little bit before and during when we first meet suletta after the incident that happened at quiet zero

the lyrics during this part u ask? the gayest ones

i dont have the time to post the exact clip of the animation or the song but the timestamp for the song is 2:44 to around 3:20

listen here

i may be a little stupid but im thinking the bass represents suletta bc the artist already clarified the song is written from miorines pov. bass, in my opinion gives a really soft (especially in this song) but powerful sound, something similar to the naive but honest and loyal and unwavering love suletta gives miorine throughout the entire show.

ill stop this post now bc its almost 5 am and i have work tomorrow lol stream houseki no hibi by aina the end and remember sulemio r married and NOT up for interpretation

#g witch #gundam #sulemio #crazy jasper ramblings #ive been thinking abt this nonstop since i discovered jt #Youtube

[jasperyourmutt]

Had a doctors appointment to get a skin tag on my back removed this morning, and it was the first time I had a cis person kinda oggle at my scars. My doctor knows I’m trans but I think she forgot, when I took my shirt off she went 🙂😳🙂 and after she cut off my skin tag she was like “it will scab and scar over, but I think you’ll be fine. You unfortunately have a lot of experience with taking care of scars, you’re very good at it” and honestly it kinda made me laugh, like yes it is true I have experience taking care of scars but in such a loving way. It was never unfortunate.

My doctor is amazing, I really appreciate her and she’s very young so I’m just assuming she hasn’t had a lot of experience with trans ppl but I always forget cis people view top surgery so.. differently than trans people do (obviously). I’m not sure about the rest of you folks who have gotten top surgery, but I love my scars so much. They make me feel good and confident and hot and give me a way to take care of myself and celebrate my trans-ness.

Like yes I made this irreversible decision to maim and scar myself. It’s beautiful. My scars make me feel beautiful and strong, like I fought a hard battle and won. When she said it was unfortunate.. it kind of clicked in my head like, “oh, you view this as something sad”. But I would do it again. And again. And again. Without a second thought. I could never feel ashamed or sad over my scars. That’s pride. And I’m not really sure how to explain that to cis people.

#jasperbarks #more like Jasper rambles #since top surgery… I have never felt so free and happy and myself. 4 months later and I still can’t believe how flat my chest is #anyways. I’m a good dog who went to the vet #where’s my treat #:3 #t4t mlm #ftm t4t #ftm #top surgery

[keepthebeanscool]

here we go again

#the pattern continues #samama khalid you have Fucked Up i fear #tmagp #the magnus protocol #tma #the magnus archives #tmagp 10 #tmagp vague #jaspers rambles

[yonemurishiroku]

Thinking about Jason Grace who has never had a decent experience with romance.

His first contact with it was with his best friend and fellow praetor, one forged by Rome’s expectations but not his will.

His second experience - also the last - was a fake girlfriend given upon his manipulative step-mother’s ideas, who later turned out to be into girls. It also created a rift between him and his previous almost-girlfriend, who above all was his best friend.

And the only time he got to meet a god of love - the supposedly cute and sweet Cupid - was only to watch, in helplessness, the god brutally threaten his friend to come out as a payment for helping them save their world.

All of that - and he died before he got to know what love’s supposed to mean.

Why did love forsake you, Jason.

#jason grace #someone pls teach this kid what love is #yone rambling #pjo #hoo #toa #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #riordanverse #piper mclean #jasper #percy jackson and the olympians #over analyzing

[eternally-tired-cryptid]

I have so many feelings abt Trials of Apollo I can't quite articulate but I'm obsessed with the fact that Apollo is. Genuinely struggling with coming to terms with being a god again and all that means. The way he willingly takes the form of Lester to visit his friends. The way he cries when he sees them. The way he nearly has a panic attack, which he claims gods can't have, at the possibility of having been unconscious for centuries and all the people he knows are dead. The way he doesn't fit in with the Olympians anymore but is in many ways Better than them now, rather than being the weakling who should be kicked out. The way he actively clings to his experiences and his humanity. The way he doesn't quite trust his godly powers and they feel foreign to him. The way he promises to always be there, and all his friends have to do is call, despite the rules about gods meddling in mortal affairs.

#jasper rambles #trials of apollo #apollo #its so good. this is the shit i love guys #aaaaaghhhh