#jk ringe

[galli-halli]

Okay, nimm es jetzt nicht ganz so ernst, und Sinn macht das sowieso alles nicht, welchen auch, aber ich versuche jetzt einfach nur mal, meine Gedanken zu ordnen - öffentlich. Sorry, ja, ich muss dich und euch da jetzt mit reinziehen.

Also. Was haben wir an Fakten?

1. Klaas‘ Ring hat was mit Doris zu tun.

2. Besagter Ring war vor der Sommerpause eine Weile weg. Dafür gibt es 100 logische Erklärungen, gerade in Verbindung mit der Hochzeit.

3. Drei Wochen nach Klaas heiratet Joko am Tegernsee, laut Bunte seine Langzeitfreundin Lisa. Die Meldung wird weder dementiert noch bestätigt.

4. Joko kehrt mit Ehering an der linken Hand aus der Sommerpause zurück.

5. Samsung-Stream. Muss ich nichts zu sagen.

6. LNB. Muss ich erst recht nichts zu sagen.

7. Fernsehpreis. Muss ich am allerwenigsten zu sagen.

8. Klaas schleppt Doris aktuell gefühlt überall mit hin.

9. Klaas verteidigt Joko bei Baywatch wie eine Löwenmutter ihr Baby.

10. Joko trägt einen Ring, der exakt so aussieht wie der von Klaas. Öffentlich. Nach dem Spiel hat er ihn sofort wieder am Finger - von „unbedeutend“ oder „Versehen“ kann hier also eher nicht die Rede sein.

11. Der Ring sieht original so aus wie der von Klaas. Komplett unmissverständlich und eindeutig.

So. Und jetzt Ausschlussprinzip:

- Geschenk von Lisa? Möglich, aber halte ich für unwahrscheinlich. Ich habe meinem Mann genau einen Ring geschenkt, und das ist sein Ehering. Zumal sie Jokos Geschmack besser kennen sollte.

- Politisches Statement? Okay, ja, möglich, Klaas trägt in der Kröten-MAZ auch so einen. Aber wenn man ins Bild zoomt und die Augen ein bisschen zusammen kneift, zerschlägt sich diese Theorie eigentlich auch schon direkt wieder.

Davon ab - und jetzt wird es noch spekulativer - ist der Ring so sehr Klaas, wie es ein Ring nur sein kann. Der schreit wirklich regelrecht seinen Namen. Macht halt nur einfach nicht nur keinen Sinn, sonder wäre auch für Doris ein Schlag ins Gesicht - jedenfalls würde ich das an ihrer Stelle so empfinden.

Andererseits hat er auch keine Probleme damit, Joko öffentlich mit Plänen für seinen Lebensabend, „My girl“, und weiß ich noch alles zu assoziieren. Und sich mit Blicken von ihm ausziehen zu lassen. Okay, da komme ich auch nicht weiter.

Und nun? Ich hab so viele Fragen 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️🙃🙃😅 Die machen mich fertig.

Aber, bitte: Ich will nie wieder irgendwas über gefakte Ausweise hören - ich meine, selbst wenn der Ring genau 0,0 mit Klaas zu tun hat, müssten sie doch mal nur zwei Sekunden nachdenken, um zu wissen, dass sie damit ein komplettes Fandom anzünden. So unreflektiert können sie eigentlich nicht sein. Oder?

Viele Fragen. Keine Antworten. Die machen mich fertig.

Meine Liebe,

aus meiner Schreiend im Kreis rennen Stimmung - von der du ja genug mitbekommen hast - hat sich inzwischen wieder gelegt und meinem gewöhnlichen „Dafür gibt es bestimmt eine ganz sachliche Erklärung“ platzgemacht xD

Trotzdem macht mich nur das Durchlesen der Ereignisse der letzten Wochen, die du hier aufgelistet hast, wieder völlig fertig. Was ist denn los mit denen? Warum sind die so? Es ist fast egal, wo der Ring herkommt und was es da für eine Erklärung gibt, ihn zu tragen, allein die Tatsache, dass er so sehr aussieht wie Klaas Ring, bringt mich an den Rande des Wahnsinns. Punkt.

(Danke für das Foto, meine Liebe, das hat alles nicht viel besser gemacht)

Danke Ende.

#jk ask #joko und klaas #jk ringe #ich weiß ich habe gesagt ich hab mich beruhigt #aber verstehen tu ich es deswegen noch lange nicht #wenn ich es nicht besser wüsste würde ich sagen die machen das extra #um uns wahnsinnig zu machen #aber die sind wirklich so #und das macht es noch schlimmer #answered

[junax]

#joko klaas #joko und klaas #joko winterscheidt #klaas heufer-umlauf #klako #klausi und wintimausi #digital art #fanart #jk ringe #ich habe nichts zu meiner verteidigung zu sagen #außer dass ich weiß dass ich die seiten der ringtragenden hände vertauscht habe #und dass ich ihre hände sehr ästhetisch finde #und dass die beiden mich verrückt machen #also wirklich arg verrückt #deren softness ist nicht zu ertragen

[ariadne-mouse]

"Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!" says man who spent the last several hours providing the fireworks show for a birthday party

#gandalf I'm coming for you #(jk) #watching this movie is like meeting an old friend again #and in the last couple years I've gotten more into media analysis and am appreciating even more things than before #op #the fellowship of the ring #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien

[cosmicstarlatte]

husband!choso would get sooooo upset if you forgot to wear your ring one day while out with him.

He'd be incredibly pouty once he realizes. (and dare I say, petty?)

"Choso...talk to me."

"Mm. Apparently our vows mean nothing." He mumbles; even his ponytails seem to droop.

Even if he won't fully talk to you, that doesn't mean he won't stop holding your hand tightly as the two of you explore the streets.

"We're stopping here."

"Choso you can't be serious?"

You roll your eyes and let out a small giggle, letting yourself get dragged into the jewelry store, seeing the small smile he wears while he browses for a new ring for you.

#anyway jk as if I'd forget my ring??? From CHOSO??? LMAO that thing is never coming off!? 😩💕 #but no rly he'd be so upset and makes sure u don't forget it next time #choso kamo #jjk choso #choso #choso x reader #choso x you #choso kamo x reader #choso kamo x you #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk headcanons #jjk fluff #choso headcanons #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic jjk . ⊹

[mrkida-art]

A Stiffbeard dwarf and their companion. Which is a cat! Big one too. These cats are commonly used by this clan for pulling sleds and hunting (and in rarer cases, warfare).

#IT A CAT!! big cat #my art #stiffbeards #the seven clans of the dwarves #tolkien #tolkien dwarves #the stiffbeard clan #eastern dwarves #the hobbit #lotr #the lord of the rings #trop #the rings of power #the silmarillion #north eastern dwarves #gonna upload this on twitter tomorrow so for once tumblr gets my stuff first hahah #dwarves with animals #which goes against book canon but I don't careeee hahhaha #fanlore #ok jk it goes on twt now

[mvashnic]

THRONES. Just arting out loud. Also, apparently alpha version Sauron was a cat, briefly. I’m dying.

#galadriel x sauron #rop #rop spoilers #rings of power #haladriel #you know what thrones mean #rise of the proletariats against absolute monarchy #jk actually throne sex

[subzeroparade]

hey there, I just finished Vanitas and I wanted to tell you that I loved it! You have a really detailed writing style, and I’m excited to read your other works, especially in your Elden Ring trilogy!

thank you! enjoy the others! i'm not averse to being drawn back into writing for ER with the upcoming DLC, eventually.

a little Fortissax/Godwyn as thanks (◕▿◕)

#elden ring #ask #writing #godwyn the golden #lichdragon fortissax #coming out of my art block and ive been doing just fine #jk im exhausted

[kanmom51]

JK's pinky ring

This post is a product of a joint effort with @dgtn !!!!💜💜

I was going to wait and post this in my JK live post, but seeing it will be a while until that posts sees the light of day (waiting for actual proper live translations, this one is super important!), I decided to address this right away, because this shit is getting fucking annoying.

I will say this once (well probably not only once) - JK's pinky ring IS NOT THE WOOOGA SQUAD RING.

PERIOD.

We know that ring placement has meaning. So, what does the ring on the right hand pinky mean?

To make this as clear as day, let's first see the wooga squad ring.

It's a the Chanel Coco Crush ring.

And different angles:

On Tae:

On the Woogas.

The ring is worn on their index finger, which as we saw represents friendship.

And this is JK with his PINKY ring:

This, people is JK's ring.

It seems to be part braided and part smooth with what looks like some kind of an engraving. It also seems to be a thinner band than the Chanel ring.

Symbolising achieving some of your wishes and dreams. JK achieving his wishes and dreams, and this can most definitley be on multiple levels.

This is not the Wooga ring. It's not JK wearing Tae's ring nor is it JK being initiated as a wooga squad member.

Now I'm going on the hunt to try find a pic with JM wearing this ring. You are welcome to help with the search. And if found, will post of course.

So stop it.

Do you hear me?

#Jungkook #JK #JK pinky ring #jikook #Kookmin #Minkook #Jimin #JM

[essenceofarda]

Haleth, sparring with Caranthir

#haleth #caranthir #silmarillion #the silmarillion #silm fanart #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr fanart #tolkien fanart #she wins by putting him in a chokehold between her thighs #his preferred method of defeat/death LMAO #jk jk jk jk jk jk jk #(i know he's technically married in canon but let's just say I have the headcanon his wifey and haleth were uhhhhhh ✌️👅 #they were the original polycule imo 🤔😅 #might draw how I imagine Caranthir's wife sometime 🤔 #and uh... Haleth much more NICELY also putting HER into a thigh 'chokehold' ahem 👀

[galli-halli]

Heute Abend passiert es wirklich! Das erste Aufeinandertreffen der Siegelringe im Fernsehen und das auch noch im Anzug... Bin bereit für den Scheiß!!!

Muss ich DAZU

Irgendetwas sagen?!

…. dachte ich mir.

#jk ask #joko und klaas #joko winterscheidt #klaas heufer-umlauf #jk machen galileo #jk ringe #schreiend im kreis rennen: check #es ist absurd was diese ringe mit mir anstellen #anonymous #answered #MARRIED COUPLE VIBES

[fandomonic-plague]

i like a very specific scarian trope, and only for scarian.

...

...

it's the amnesia one, but in a more "only the winners remember it", type of way.

#jk #cactus ring gone yaoi #like i still like the amnesia-esce ones but GOD DAMN #i freaking love those #cactus ring #scarian #grian #gtwscar

[ryann-44]

#haha what if we get fight malenia in the dlc AGAIN #jk #…..unless? #art #my art #digtal art #sketch #elden ring #malenia blade of miquella #miquella the unalloyed #malenia goddess of rot

[tumbleweeddesktop]

Calling for Wriothesley to just ask for Neuvillette's hand in marriage because I am SICK and TIRED of your pining ass

#one more of his dialogue saying Neuvillette's name and if i don't see a ring on it im gone #jk #not really but ykwim #wriolette #neuvillette #wriothesley

[muckyschmuck]

this is all i drew at The Duty (they didn’t need any jurors)

#i thoight i was the hottest guy there but there was some bitch w a nose ring who told the lady sitting next to him #“i love that book! #so fuck me i guess i’ll never be him #JK #IMAGINE #my art #gun #digital art #oc art #doodlings #well i was definitely the hottest guy with a fictional spouse there that’s all i know

[universallydestinytaco]

lemme cook 🔥🧊

#smiling friends #charpim #steven universe #crossover #gay space rocks #fanart #Oh yeah on a side note #Mr. Boss and his son are gonna be Rose and Steven. #pim pimling #charlie dompler #smiling friends pim #smiling friends charlie #yes i saw the iceberg fulla crossover fanart on twitter and i had to throw my hat in the ring #also people who draw Mip as Greg DNI that made me throw up /jk

[jmdbjk]

#FOR FREE

I see Joon's feet trending under the #FOR FREE tag but excuse me? We got THIS FOR FREE for thirty plus minutes?

I'm still very speechless.

Jimin playing hard to get.

Jimin telling JK needed to go to sleep because he had schedules later that day, basically making sure JK stayed on-task.

Jimin saying he STILL gets scolded by JK.

Jimin shutting down any ideas of a live with JK.

DAMMIT JIMIN YOU WERE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO DO A LIVE WITH A FEW MONTHS AGO COME ONNNNNNN!?!?!?!

Yes, JK literally has tried to lure Jimin with food, beer, working out, beefcake (flexed his bicep), he's asked coyly, assertively and begged unabashedly. Even Armys tried to convince Jimin.

The comparisons of this to Seven's MV are hilarious... yup, next thing we'll see is JK faking his own death serenading Jimin from his casket.

"Come on Jimin, let me come over, I'll bring my shower stuff and we can do it in the shower... I mean from the shower... or just whatever, pleeeeeeez...."

Knowing Jimin's default is naked while at home and him texting JK a pic? Please can y'all stop sending dick pics to each other while we are watching?

K-Army is saying the tone of voice JK was using, the context, the polite/casual speech they both used was off the charts couply. A lot of us are international Army and all we see are straight up dry translations and can't really understand how important all those things are in communicating in Korean society. It is easy for I-Armys to interpret the dry translations differently than how Koreans interpret them. I depend a lot on what K-Army says and defer to them as to how to interpret Jimin and Jungkook's relationship.

But seriously, even I could tell JK was speaking in satoori when he was chiding Jimin about saying he wasn't in condition to do a live... "we don't worry about that Jimin, we just do it when we feel like it."

Jimin: "you've forgotten what my personality is like"

I can hear Jimin now... "I don't have any makeup on..." Jimin-ssi. Please. Slip off your chelsea boots, leave your hair alone and relax a little. It's not like you've NEVER done a live before with no makeup and bed head.

We have JK on one side being the free-spirit/in-the-moment-go-with-the-mood vibe and Jimin on the other side being rigid and in total control of everything.

I'm still salty because Jimin censored himself during his Face album live when he realized there were young people watching as he was about to explain his concept of looking in the bathroom mirror in the Like Crazy MV.

I see a collision happening with these two mindsets and I think Jimin sees it too hahahahaha! "I'M SCARED OF YOU!" he doesn't know what kind of shenanigans will happen when they are together on a live because we also know Jimin LOVES HIS JK and can't resist climbing all over him when they are together!

Who could resist that:

Jungkook swapped the stud in his newest lip piercing for another lip ring and he re-pierced his right ear and the jewelry is very pretty. The earrings have a very fine chain hanging from the first to the last hoop. Edgy and delicate at the same time.

We have expectations now for his next live. Keep moving those chains JK! Maybe joking about a live while showering is not such a joke after all.... I'm kinda scared too, Jimin.

JK's July 27 live:

I had started a blog post about the July 27 two and a half hour live but NOOOOoooOOOOOooo, JK has moved the line again with the naked-in-the-bed live, so it's almost pointless to blog about the one from the previous day now.

Except I was thrilled when he responded to my ask if he had seen Jimin's Barbie guitar. What a thrill to interact with him in real time... I'm still just... wow ...

But a few things I took away from that two and a half hour live:

JK getting so emotional when he watched and listened to the Army Love Letter song. I broke down in tears as soon as I saw him being overcome.

And the live translating is not automated, its done by real people:

About 15 minutes into this purple 2.5 hour live, someone must have asked about Tae's album because JK says yes, he's heard a few songs and they're good. I am very excited to hear what Tae has created, especially after seeing the music critic say it is something unexpected. Of course, Tae's love for Bing Crosby-ish vibes could be what he's talking about and that wouldn't surprise me if that's the direction Tae goes. Later, someone in the comments asked if Tae would do a Seven dance challenge with him and he said Tae wouldn't do it. Why not Tae? Hmmphf. Fine.

Anyway...

Right before logging out, JK sang Jimin's Dear.Army (Letter) swaying back and forth so sweetly!!!! It was so beautiful. Might be the closest we come to hearing them singing it together. He loves that song.

Tomorrow we get to watch JK's episode of Suchwita and the day after that we will see him on Inkagayo.

All of that and I still think about Jimin and Jungkook had a camera crew with them on that dang boat in Connecticut a few weeks ago... if it was for a Seven TikTok, shouldn't it have been out by now?... so where will we eventually see that? Hmmmmmm???

#lmao jk said “yo bro whassup bro?” #i say YO BRO WHO GOT YOU SMILIN LIKE THAT??? #i kinda think its adorable that jimin feels naked without makeup #2023-7-26: JK changes new stud to lip ring and re-pierces right ear #FOR FREE #jikook #kookmin #minkook