Kinktober 2023 Masterlist
Hello! I am doing Kinktober this year; here is the month's menu.
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1 โ ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐: ๐ผ๐ก๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ง๐ค ๐๐๐ง๐๐๐จ
2 โ ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐: ๐ฟ๐๐ง๐ฎ๐ก ๐ฟ๐๐ญ๐ค๐ฃ
3 โ ๐๐ค๐ง๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐ญ: ๐ฝ๐ค ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐๐๐ง
4 โ ๐ฝ๐๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐: ๐พ๐๐ง๐ก๐๐จ๐ก๐ ๐พ๐ช๐ก๐ก๐๐ฃ
5 โ ๐ฝ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฎ ๐๐๐ญ: ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ง๐ค๐๐
6 โ ๐๐ค๐ช๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ข๐: ๐๐ค๐ก๐ฉ๐ช๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐จ
7 โ ๐ฝ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐๐๐: ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ฎ
8 โ ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐ช๐๐๐ช๐จ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ค๐ฎ
9 โ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐๐๐ง ๐ฝ๐ง๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ฉ
10 โ ๐พ๐ค๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐ฃ๐๐ฅ๐
11 โ ๐ฝ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ค๐ก๐: ๐พ๐๐๐ง๐ก๐๐จ ๐๐ข๐๐ฉ๐
12 โ ๐๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ญ: ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐ฝ๐๐ง๐๐
13 โ ๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐จ๐: ๐๐ค๐จ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฌ๐จ
14 โ ๐พ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ญ: ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ผ๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐จ๐ค๐ฃ
15 โ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐๐ฉ๐๐ง๐
16 โ ๐๐๐ญ ๐๐๐ฅ๐: ๐ฝ๐ง๐ช๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐ง
17 โ ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐๐ข๐ช๐จ ๐๐ช๐ฅ๐๐ฃ
18 โ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ช๐๐ : ๐ฟ๐ช๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฟ๐๐ง ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐
19 โ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ฃ๐๐ฎ: ๐ผ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ฃ๐จ
20 โ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง ๐๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ช๐ก๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ: ๐๐ค๐ข๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฎ
21 โ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐๐๐: ๐๐๐ค๐ข๐๐จ ๐๐๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ
22 โ ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ค๐ง ๐๐๐ญ: ๐๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ก
23 โ ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ค๐ง: ๐พ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐/๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ข๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ช๐จ ๐๐
24 โ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐๐: ๐๐ค๐ฃ๐๐ช ๐๐๐ค๐ฃ๐ฉ๐
25 โ ๐ฟ๐ค๐ช๐๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฉ๐๐ค๐ฃ: ๐๐ค๐ข๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฎ & ๐ผ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ก๐ค๐ข๐ค๐ฃ๐จ
26 โ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐๐ฉ ๐๐ช๐ข/๐๐๐๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ค ๐๐ค๐ฎ๐ค๐ข๐๐ฉ๐จ๐ช
27 โ ๐๐ค๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐จ๐ข: ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐๐ฎ
28 โ ๐๐๐ค๐ฌ๐๐ง: ๐
๐ค๐๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฎ ๐ฟ๐ค๐๐จ
29 โ ๐๐๐ญ ๐๐ก๐๐ฎ: ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ค๐ง
30 โ ๐พ๐๐ค๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐: ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐๐ข๐๐ฉ๐
31 โ ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ค๐ง ๐๐๐ง: ๐
๐๐ข ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ง
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Tells | Ghost x Secret Wife! Reader
Pairing: Ghost x f! Reader
Warnings: blood, wounds, pregnancy,ย ๐ฅบ
Edited: No
A/N: I really wanted to do my own take on this idea. Hope you like it.
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Johnny wasnโt sure how he hadnโt realized it before, after being introduced to his Lieutenantโs wife. There were small, subtle tells that gave away Ghost having a significant other, but he never put the pieces together. Honestly, Johnny was a little upset because heโs in the SAS- he should be able to see things like this.ย
The first time he noticed something was strange with Simon was when they were gathering their gear right before going to another mission. They were placing the last of their equipment into their bags. Simon had not put his black skeleton gloves on yet so his wrists were exposed. Johnny didnโt notice anything different until Simon rolled up his sleeves like usual. And there it was.ย
A hair tie.ย
He didnโt think much about it. Maybe he found it laying around the base. No. That would be weird and there werenโt that many women frequenting the same places as Simon anyways.ย
Could he be using it to snap at his wrist when orย ifย he got anxious? Nah.. Ghost stays focused on missions. Johnny doubted Ghost would let anxiety pull a fast one on him in the field.ย
Oh! Simon is definitely growing his hair out. Johnny wondered if his balaclava was comfortable with long hair. So he pointed it out.ย
โGrowing your hair out L.t.?โ His lips curled into a little smirk.ย
Simon looked up from the full magazine in his hands. Only his eyes gave away his confusion. โNo? Why?โ
โYour hair tie.โ Johnny nodded to his right wrist. โNever took ya for a purple-wearinโ kind of guy, sir.โ
Ghost blinked at his Sergeant and then glanced to his aforementioned wrist. Sure enough a bold purple hair tie was bound to his lower arm. Simon was sure he had removed it before leaving home earlier that day.ย
โOhโฆ must have forgot.โ Simon spoke absentmindedly. He was remembering his wife. He had gotten home before her and when she came he helped her remove her ponytail, completely forgetting about the hair tie once their kisses got the better of them.ย
Simon didnโt say anything else, so Johnny shrugged it off and continued filling his bag with ammunition. Not even two minutes after he forgot what they were talking about when Captain Price called them over.ย
~~~~~
The next time something was different with Ghost, Johnny wasnโt even the one who noticed it first. It was Gaz who pointed it out.ย
After a long and hard mission, Task Force 141 had finally arrived at base. The team desperately needed showers, so right after hoping off the helicopter everyone went straight to their barracks.ย
After their most loved showers everyone went to the mess hall for some real food and not the field MREs they had been eating for the past few weeks. There Kyle had already gotten his portion of food and was digging in. Soap and Price were sitting across from him too, but no Ghost in sight. Simon came in almost halfway through their dinner and sat next to the young Sergeant. The food on his tray was not being eaten.ย
Thatโs when Kyle smelled it. A fruity smell was wafting from the freshly showered SAS powerhouse next to him. Ghost smelled of fresh cut pomegranates and some other fruit notes. It took him by surprise. Kyle would have normally pictured Ghost as a strict standard-issue soap kinda user, not a fruity one.ย
โDid they change the regular soaps, sir?โ Gaz took the risk.ย
Johnny had finished chewing and looked up at his L.t. and Kyle with a questioning look. Then he leaned forward on the table to take a sniff.ย
โIs that pomegranate, L.t.?โ Johnny chuckled. Heโd take any chance to tease his superior.ย
Ghost gave them a subtle glare. He had hoped no one would have noticed his mistake. Heโd been in a hurry to leave home and wellโฆ
โI grabbed the wrong bottle.โ He deadpanned then turned to Price, who was shaking his head in disapproval at the two, to ask about any new leads. Clearly, the conversation was over.ย
~~~~~
The third time was when their mission went FUBAR. Ghost and Soap had gotten separated from Captain Price and Gaz when their enemies tried to ambush them. In the chaos Soap was shot in the leg, but with Ghostโs help, he was able to escape and hold out until it was safe enough for them to head to the rendezvous point for extraction.ย
Now that they were relatively safe, Ghost was searching his packs for supplies to help Johnny with. Johnny wasnโt particularly paying too much attention to what he was doing since he was bleeding out and moaning in pain, but he definitely noticed when Ghost used a tampon to plug the gunshot wound in his thigh.ย
โFuckinโ hells, Ghost! Whereโda fuck yous get a bloody tampon from!?โ
โItโs an essential tool for survival.โ He honestly had no idea how that slipped into his med pouch. Johnny guessed it was so if Ghost had said it.ย
~~~~~
Next time they were somewhere in Africa, most definitely melting with the heat. A great bonding experience for the two of them. Their only relief was a slow moving breeze. Soap and Ghost were staking out one of a known terrorist cellโs many compounds. All was quiet for now.ย
โJohnny?โ Ghost didnโt move from his position, eyes dead on his scope.ย
Johnny looked over. โYeah, L.t.?โ
โOnce weโre done here, Iโm taking you somewhere important. Keep your schedule clear.โ Simonโs deep voice sounded out softly.ย
โOhโฆ alright.โ He didnโt know what to say. โOkay. Definitely, Simon.โย
He looked back towards the compound. Simon had glanced at that moment to see his little smile. His eyes crinkled.ย
~~~~~
True to his word, after their stakeout mission was completed, Simon hauled Johnny into his car and began to drive them to who knows where. All Johnny knew was that the drive took several hours from their base in London to wherever they were in the countryside.ย
They were nearly at their destination when Simon pulled them into a long driveway and pressed a button controller on his shade that opened the metal gates. Going through, the road was surrounded by open pastures on both sides. When Johnny looked around more closely he noticed a few horses, and, was that a cow? They were grazing on the lush grass. Was his L.t. taking him to a farm?
โWhere are we, sir?โ He had to ask.ย
โYouโll see, Johnny.โ Simon had slowed down so as to not spook any of the animals grazing.ย
Two minutes later and the car pulled up to a nice two-story cottage home. It was made from stone and appeared to be like a fairy tale type of house. Johnny quite liked the look of it. He noticed that the lights were on.ย
Simon opened the locked door, then took off his skull balaclava. It was clear that he was comfortable enough to forego it. โI called ahead, so dinner should be ready soon.โ
Dinner? Whoโs made them dinner? Johnny didnโt question him and just nodded. Simon stepped inside, none of the wooden boards squeaked when he walked in them unlike when Johnny stepped on them. His steps alerted the person in the kitchen. A delicious smell was coming out in soft waves. The person poked their head out to see who was there. They werenโt worried because they knew that only Simon had the extra key.ย
โIโm home.โ Johnny noticed a softness in his voice that he hadnโt heard before. Simonโs large frame was blocking his view of the person. A dog suddenly burst from the kitchen barking at Simon before realizing who he was. It sat down when he started to pet him, his butt wiggling with the fast beat of his tail.ย Cute. Then the dog, a German shepherd, turned to him and started sniffing him with caution. Johnny let him sniff his hand and after a bit he licked his hand and wagged his tail.ย Approved.ย
โWelcome home, Simon!โ The personโs voice was distinctly feminine. Johnny had moved closer to Simon and the kitchen, so when the woman fully came into view he saw her right away.ย
She went in for a hug and thatโs when Johnny noticed a small, yet significant distance between the two. She was pregnant and her baby belly was making it a little harder to hug her. But that didnโt stop Simon from embracing her as tightly as he could. When her hand came up to rest against Simonโs shoulder, Johnny noticed again the large diamond on her ring finger.ย
โL.t.?โ The two lovers separated to look at him.ย
โJohnny, come meet my wife.โ Simon gave him a knowing nod which Johnny instantly returned.ย
He almost couldnโt believe it. His L.t. had broughtย himย home to see his little family. Johnny almost choked up upon realizing the significance of Simon trusting him with this information. Right then and there, Johnny gave Simon a mental promise to help keep his family safe, no matter what.
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โOh! The baby is kicking! Want to feel โem, Johnny?โ Simonโs wife asked.ย
โOh, sure! If thatโs alright with you?โ She took his larger hand in answer and placed it near the top of her baby bump. A few kicks hit his hand. They were rather strong kicks too. Definitely a football star, or another SAS kid, in the making.ย
โWoah!โ Johnny exclaimed. Then, turning to his L.t. who was watching them interact, his mouth turned into a wide grin. โDoes that make me their uncle, Simon?โ
โDonโt push it, MacTavish.โ His wife giggled.ย
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Drabble request for Super Soap Sunday:
Soap and you find yourselves in an unusual place/set of circumstances when the mood strikes. How does he A) let you know what he wants and B) how does he get you in the mood too?
Domestic Bliss
Johnny 'Soap' MacTavish x Fem Reader
Warnings: 18+ MDNI: Explicit smut, some fingering, P in V, backseat sex, slightly Dom-ish Soap, tons of dirty banter, Soap being a needy little horn dog
This 'drabble' turned into a one-shot because I can't control myself.
Synopsis: You and Soap take the next step in your relationship, and his not so subtle attempt to rile you up in public ends with an impromptu session in the parking lot.
Reference for where this man takes you to Poundtown here
Word count: 2k
"Alright, ma'am. If I can just you to sign here, here, and here. Then we should be all set up." Your advisor instructed as you sifted through yet another mountain of paperwork. Your eyes growing numb and your fingers beginning to ache from the repeated minor motion of signing your life away.
You pushed the last pile of paperwork over the advisors desk with gentle smile curling into your lips. Glancing over at the man sitting next to you with that same smile, a loving fondness in your eyes as you both took the next pivotal step in your relationship.
A mortgage.
Soap's demeanor was calm. Stoic even. Letting you take the lead in this circumstance as you were the one going to habitate the home more often than he would. A thought you both pushed aside for now to savor the wave of domestic bliss that came along after you signed the final piece of paperwork.
Yet his cool facade couldn't hide the cerulean maelstrom swirling within the whites of his eyes. A look you knew all too well, and one that never failed to send a quick shiver down your spine.
But here? At the bank?
Your smile quickly curled into a smirk, rolling your eyes at him as you turned your attention back to the advisor across the desk. You couldn't feed into Soap's growing needy desires. Not in public at least.
Pursing your lips with a heavy sigh, you tried to maintain your composure by focusing on the task at hand. Eyes trained to the quick movements of fingers across the keyboard as your consultant effortlessly entered your information into the database.
However, even the light clicking of keys couldn't keep your attention as you caught the sudden tremor of his knee in the lower periphery of your vision. The frantic cadence of his boot heel hitting the floor tearing at your concentration yet again, forcing you the bring the knuckles of your right hand up to your mouth to hide the apparent grin quickly forming on your lips.
With as subtle movement as possible, you placed your left hand on the top of his knee to quell his growing feverish motion. Gripping your fingers into the fabric of his jeans and pushing towards the floor in a physical attempt to ease his obviously heightening arousal.
โOokay. Thatโs done. Let me get this all printed out and you two should be all set.โย
โThank you, sir. Appreciate all your help with this.โ
You share a quick glance with your advisor as he stands, his eyes momentarily shifting to Soap with a subtle curl in the corner of his mouth. You keep a close eye on him as he exits the office, finally turning to face Soap with a furrowed brow and address the apparent tension erupting between you two.
โJesus Christ, Johnny. Would you please calm down?โ You scolded playfully. Your lips a thin line of a smile, obscuring your clenched teeth as you dug your fingers further into his jeans.
โHow much fuckinโ longer is this gonna take, bonnie? โCause I'm 'bout to bend ya over this goddamn desk if he don't speed this shit up. He can bloody watch for all I care.โย
"We're almost done, Johnny. He just needs to give us the paperwork, and then we can go. So just, keep it in your pants for another five fuckin' minutes."
Your tone of reprimand barely able to combat the deep, rumbling brogue in his voice. Shifting slightly in your seat to quell the growing ache pulsing within your core. A gesture that most certainly did not go unnoticed as you took in the hungry blaze radiating within his eyes.
"Johnny. Don't. No!" Your frivolous attempt to stop him was broken down immediately as he thrusted his hand between your legs. Pressing his knuckles into the base of your heat through your jeans. Shifting to bring his chair closer and caress his mouth and tease you with his whispering brogue to the nape of your neck.
"Gonna fuckin' wreck ya, bonnie. Forget th'mortgage. This my down payment fer tha sweet pussy a'yers."
"Goddamit, MacTavish. Not here, ya fuckin' horn dog."
"Horn dog?" He questions with that distinctly mischievous grin. Pulling away as he eyed your advisor walking back into the office. His calmness in complete contrast to the excited flush bellowing from your chest as you quickly swat his hand away, scolding him quietly under your breath.
"Overconfident bastard."
"Alright. You two are all set up. You should be getting a call within the next five business days once you qualify. Other than that, welcome to home ownership."
"Thank you." You shook your advisor's hand, grabbed at your paperwork, and made an immediate bee line for the door. Beating Soap at his own game as you left him in the office with an obvious growing hard on. Already midway to the exit of the bank when you eyed him barreling out of the office in your periphery.
You didn't want to lose focus again. Not now. Now when you had the upper hand. You Kept your eyes locked onto the 4Runner at the back of the parking lot as your feet moved quickly at their own accord. Your ears perking to the sound of its alarm, a wave of triumph rolling over you as the locks sprung free.
You opened the backseat passenger door to toss your purse and paperwork on the seat. Expecting to see Soap at the driver side as you tried to close the door.
Tried.
You glanced questioningly at the door. Only then did you notice Soap's hand gripping on the edge. Spinning on your heels as you came face to face with a fiery blaze and a hungry look in his eyes.
"John?"
"Get in."
"John?!"
"GET IN!"
You felt his hands on your hips the moment his voice registered within your mind. Thrusting you into the back seat, an excitedly victorious giggle escaping your chest as he crawled in before slamming the door behind him.
"Yer such a fuckin' lit'le minx, y'know that? Leavin' me th're wit a full bloody stonner." He growled, pulling your shoes off and tossing them to the side, frantically moving to the front of your jeans as you continued to laugh in triumph at his feverish need.
"Makin' me do the goddamn walk o' shame and...why are these fuckin' buttons so goddamn small?!"
"Ooohhh, what happened to that cool confidence, Soap? Thought you could handle yourself under pressure. Bein' a demolitions expert an' all."
"Yer pushin' it, lass." He spat back. Relinquishing the fight with the buttons in favor of simply tearing your jeans off.
"M'also not tryin'a fuck tha bombs, smartass."
Soap tossed your garments to the back, flaring his nostrils with a darkened veil in his eyes as he spread your legs to take in the sight of your silken arousal. Moving onto his haunches with a deep inhale, his eyes rolling back as he took in the scent of your growing excitement.
โMhmm. Could smell thaโ sweet pussy in thโre. Anโ ya already so fuckinโ wet fer me, arenโt ya, bonnie?โ
Words escaped you as he pushed two of his fingers inside your soaking heat, your eyes fluttering closed as he slowly pumped up to his knuckle, teasingly preparing you for what was to come. Unable to restrain your bodyโs reaction as your walls reflexively clenched around him.
โDonnae think I didnโt feel thaโ. I know what ya need, lass. Anโ mโgonna give it to ya.โ Soap lured to you with a husky purr, your eyes fluttering open in response to take in the sight of him stroking himself through his jeans. His steely blue gaze boring into your soul as he effortlessly worked at the buckle of his belt. A throaty growl reverberating within him as he teasingly pushed the waist of his jeans below his hips to expose his painfully hardened cock.
"Johnny, I-" Your pleasured whimper was cut short as he throw his muscular frame on top of you, sealing his mouth over yours in a wet and desperately needy kiss. His strong hands gripping into the flesh of your thighs, guiding them around his waist as he teasingly pushed his throbbing erection into your moistened cunt. Filling you to the brim in one fluid thrust.
"Th's s'my home, bonnie. Right 'ere. B'tween yer legs an' deep in th's beautiful fuckin' pussy a 'yers."
Soap didn't give you time or air to respond as he encapsulated your mouth once more and immediately began pistoning himself into your core. The force of his thrusts wiping whatever thoughts and words out your mind, only focusing on the feel of him as he caged you against the backseat with his arms bent on either side of your head.
"Steamin' hell yer tight, lass." Soap growled into your lips, pressing his chest down into yours, keeping you still and allowing him full reign to pound his hardened length into your heat.
His bulbous tip kissing the flesh of your cervix with each forward thrust before pulling out almost entirely to only throw himself back into you once more. The continuous motion forcing your back to arch off the backseat, pushing your pelvis into his to stimulate the sensitive flesh of your clit.
Soap pulled his mouth away in repsonse to your shifting position, leaning forward to press his forehead into the crook of your neck. His hot breath cascading down your skin as he grunted and moaned with every subsequent thrust, his relentless pounding forcing you to grip into his shoulders to keep yourself stable beneath him.
"Johnny...Johnny..." you whispered softly against his temple. His name the only coherent word you could manage to let fall from your lips as your mind and body fell into the depths of his desperate and needy pleasure.
"Jus'...lemme 'ave th's, bonnie."
"Only g'nna need...an'ther minute.."
Soap's gasping breaths washed over the flesh of your neck, his voice rumbling within his throat like an otherworldly mixture of a growling whimper.
And the moment you felt his hips begin to falter, you pushed aisde your own pleasure in favor of reaching his. Only focusing on him. His needs. His desperate compulsion to always need to fill you and mark you as his own.
"C'mon, bonnie. Come for me."
You responded to his grunting demand by simply pressing your lips to the flesh of his temple. Wrapping your arms and legs around him tightly, letting him vigorously thrust his throbbing cock into your cunt until you felt the warmth of his release erupt deep inside you.
Soap's movements then halted all together. Burying himself into your heat as he rode out the relentless pulses of his climax.
Even within this impromptu moment, with him panting against your neck and you hunched beneath him in the backseat, there was always a certain level of intimacy that seemed to meld between you in the bliss of the afterglow. Cradling him in your arms as he slumped over in a limp and gasping mess.
"Fuckin hell, bonnie." He whispered, softly panting against your neck as he lightly pursed his lips against your neck.
"Jesus, Johnny. If I knew home ownership got ya this worked up, I'd it done years ago."
"Shut it, lass."
"Can't wait to see how hard ya get when I do my taxes."
Soap remained silent to your playful banter, responding only by continuing to kiss the curve of your neck as his body trembled, slowly coming down from the high of his release.
His mouth gently curled into a smile as he placed a series of gentle kisses up the nape of your neck. Chiding in once more to your jesting, his distinctive brogue thicker and more hoarse as he purred against your flesh.
"Won't 'ave ta, hen. Unless yer 'nta doin' a threesome."
"What?" You questioned, pulling him out of your neck to meet his steely blue gaze with a coitish smile.
"Uncle Sam already fucks ya in the ass, bonnie. It's the only time I'm yer designated sloppy side piece."
You can't hide the smile that emerged over your lips, pushing a piece of sweat ridden hair out of his eyes as you lovingly gaze up at him.
"Then I guess I'll be needing another down payment in advance. Just for good measure."
And of course, Soap obliges. Thrusting his still hardened cock deep into your core as he mutters those two words you love to hear.
"Yes, ma'am."
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So yโall know how whenever Velma from Scooby Doo drops her glasses sheโs on her hands and knees looking for them?
As someone with a -4.00 prescription I cannot see SHIT without my glasses or contacts and I just spent like five minutes feeling around for my glasses I lost on my bed.
Ok so imagine that but with Soap.
You drop your glasses and look all over the floor for them on your hands and knees. You then press your cheek to the floor, palms on either side of your head and arching your back looking under the couch and everywhere they could be.
But unbeknownst to you, Soap picked them up a while ago hiding them from you just to watch you bend over looking for them.
He offers to โhelpโ you look but he just watches the way your ass presses against your pants and he imagines pressing his hardening cock into you.
โAh fuck Johnny could you help me? I canโt fucking see anything.โ You say bent over on your hands and knees, ass in the air.
โYeah sure bonnie Iโm looking.โ He smirks leaning against a table, holding your glasses in his hand, arms crossed, because heโs definitely looking at something, just not on the ground for your glasses.
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birthday girl cherry here with a wee request about my favorite scot <33 i NEED a little something about birthday sex with soap. preferably nasty, feral fucking ๐ซฃ totally up to you, but i would love it if the piece included face licking, squirting, and elements of a breeding kink :3
love you and your writing!! <333
cw: 18+, minors dni, fem!reader, smut, oral (f receiving), fingering, unprotected p in v, squirting, dirty talk, spit, face licking, breeding kink, creampie, porn with plot, johnny is very horny (this is a warning in itself)
summary: birthday sex and johnny's a freak
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a/n: happy birthday sweet girl <3 love you so much
โI really donโt knoโ why ye dressed up so nicely anyways.โ
โHuh?โ You nearly choke on the bite of food in your mouth, staring at Johnny incredulously from across the table. โOf course Iโd dress up, itโs my birthday dinner.โ
โAh know it is. You look like an angel. And now Iโll have tae tear that pretty little dress off of ye so I can ruin ye.โ Johnny sighs, completely nonchalant as your mouth drops open at the bluntness of his words.ย
โJohnny. Weโre in public.โ you hiss, feeling your face heat up as he flashes that classic MacTavish grin at you. Youโre very much in public at a very expensive restaurant that he insisted on taking you to, but that doesnโt deter him from running his mouth. In fact, he might even see it as encouraging.
โAnd?โ he counters, beaming brighter when your glare turns more into a warning. โDinnae act like itโs a mystery on what weโre gonna do tonight.โ
โYouโre awful, Johnny.โ you mutter, downing the last of your water as you lean back in your chair. โCanโt spend one evening without you thinking with the wrong head.โ
He hums contently, pleased at the way he riled you up. That was his plan all along. Itโs working. โNever did tell me what ye wanted for yer birthday.โ Heโs quick to switch the subject, knowing itโll get you even more flustered.
โWhat I want is for you to have some manners.โ The waiter swings by the table to drop off the bill and you thank whoever is watching out for you that Johnny knows enough to keep his mouth closed for just a few moments.
โYou wound me, sweetheart.โ He mockingly clutches his chest, chuckling when you kick him under the table. โNot my fault that looking at ye makes me think such dirty thoughts all the time.โย
He tilts his head, clearly weighing the consequences of whatever heโs going to say next.
โItโs also not my fault you look so gorgeous I cannae help but imagine all the ways Iโm gonna fuck ye.โ
You swallow roughly as he tosses a few bills onto the table, quickly standing up to wrap his arm around your shoulders and direct you out of the restaurant.
He leans in while you make the walk to his car, nipping at the shell of your ear and making you gasp. โAnd if you keep looking like that, Iโll simply have to take ye right in the backseat, bonnie.โ
You donโt even make it past the living room. Youโre lucky you make it past the front door.
Johnny unceremoniously shoves you onto the couch the second both of you step inside your house, hiking your dress over your stomach and gripping the delicate lace of your panties to fully tear it off of you.
โOch, dinnae act like ye arenโt aware Iโve already bought a couple new pairs for ye.โ he scoffs when heโs met with your unimpressed glare. โBesides, I think ye look better this way. Donโt need anything covering up whatโs mine.โ
Any argument you have against that dies the second he grabs onto your thighs, the rough calluses of his fingers digging into your soft skin as he lifts one leg over his shoulder to bury his head right into your pussy.ย
โYer lucky itโs yer birthday,โ he huffs, nose bumping against your clit as he practically drools in between your thighs, his saliva mixing with the slickness you can feel is already coating your cunt. โThe way you looked back there, if only ye couldโve seen how hard I was. Wanted tae, fuck, wanted tae pull you right into that restroom, bend you over the sink and fuck ye stupid. Only thing stopping me was wanting to be polite on yer special day.โ
โYouโre an absolute freak, yโknow that Johnny?โ you laugh breathlessly before it dissolves into a moan, your hand threading through his mohawk as he presses his lips against your clit and latches on, a few simple sucks making your hips jerk involuntarily.
โI can be worse. So much worse.โ He has been worse. Will definitely continue to be worse too, but heโs feeling generous today. Itโs evident through the way he noisily laps at your cunt, acting like a man starved as he uses his thumbs to spread your folds and flatten his tongue against them.
โGood thing we didnae have cake yet,โ he groans against your pussy, his tongue quickly collecting all the slick of your arousal before he lowers it to press inside your entrance, curling it a few times before lifting his head again. โGot the sweetest thing Iโve ever tasted in yer pussy right here.โ
He stares up at you with those delicate baby blue eyes of his, letting out a moan of his own as your fingers in his hair form a fist and you tug him back up to your clit.ย โIf only ye could see yourself right now. So beautiful when yer getting yer pussy ate.โ
You whimper, grinding against his face as he alternates between suckling and nipping at your clit, his fingers pumping in and out of you as you feel yourself rapidly approaching the first orgasm of the night.
โYouโre close, aye? Can feel you clenching on my fingers, so fuckinโ greedy.โ He leans directly over your clit, opening his mouth as a fat load of spit covers over the swollen bud and his thumb rubs against it to make a sticky mess out of your pussy.ย โItโs yer goddamn right to be greedy, especially today. Iโm gonna need ye tae cum for me, sweet girl, need to knoโ Iโm making ye feel good.โ
The filth coming out of his mouth coupled with the way his fingers are thrusting inside of you perfectly are what sends you over the edge, crying out sharply as your fluids drench his face, leaving your thighs trembling against his head as he eagerly uses his tongue to clean up all of your cum left on your pussy.
โGonna make ye do that again. Makes me lose my fuckinโ mind when you squirt on me like that.โ he sighs, leaning back as he wipes the slick glistening on his chin and licks his fingers clean. You immediately prop yourself up to reach for his belt, letting out a low whine when he gently moves your hands away.
โQuit yer fretting, youโll get my cock. Just not here. Need tae fuck ye proper, cannae do it on a couch. Cโmon, love.โ Johnny swiftly hooks his arm around your waist to toss you over his shoulder, rolling his eyes and landing a soft smack to your ass when you squirm in his grasp. โDinnae give me that, Iโll manhandle you any day of the year. Nothing you can do about it.โ
You bite back the โyes sirโ on the tip of your tongue, not wanting to boost his ego even more as he carries you to your room. โIโm more than capable of walking up some stairs, Johnny.โย
โWonโt be doing any walking once Iโm done with ye.โ he retorts, kicking open the bedroom door and dropping you onto the bed. โWonโt be doing much of anything if I can help it. If I havenโt fucked ye till yer legs are shaking and yer heads empty then I didnae do my job correctly.โ
โIs that a promise?โ you ask softly as Johnny moves to unzip your dress, your hands working in tandem to unbutton his shirt, the collar of which is now completely soaked with your juices.ย
โItโs a given,โ is his short response as he tugs your dress off of you, tossing it to the floor as you finally lose your patience and rip the rest of his buttons open. You let him shrug his shirt off to join your dress on the floor before staring down at the bulge evident in his dress pants.
โChrist, baby,โ you mumble, fingers moving swiftly to undo his belt and shove his pants down to his thighs. Thereโs already a wet patch against his boxers, and you appreciate it as long as you can before youโre pushing them down as well to watch his erection spring up against his stomach.ย
His dick is mouthwatering, if youโre being completely honest with yourself. A fat pearl of pre-cum already leaking from his tip, dripping against his abdomen. It must be throbbing, aching at being neglected for so long.ย
โI did all that?โ you breathe out, wrapping your fingers around the length of his cock to pump up and down slowly. โJust from eating me out?โ
โFuckinโ hell, you do this just from seeing you.โ he inhales briskly, staring down at you jerking him off before he softly directs your hand away. โCannae lie, eating that sweet pussy of yours definitely helped me too.โ
He fully tugs down his pants and boxers, kicking them off towards the pile of clothes as he crawls up towards you.ย
His mouth is on yours immediately, his middle and ring fingers finding their way back to your pussy and quickly sinking into you. Johnny uses his other hand to guide your head back onto your pillow, allowing his body weight to press you into the mattress as you moan against his mouth. He kisses you sloppily as his lips slot between yours to push his tongue into your mouth and swirl it over yours.
โSo pretty, so fuckinโ pretty, baby. My pretty girl.โ he croons, his lips trailing down to your neck, practically panting as his tongue laps at your pulse point. โYe drive me crazy. Every time I fuck ye Iโm thinking about when I get to make you cum again. Yer always on my mind, I swear tae you.โ
His words being both simultaneously dirty and praising make your head spin, and at first it barely registers that his mouth is moving from your neck.ย โJohnny, fuckโฆโ you groan, nose scrunching as he drags his tongue across your cheek and leaves a trail of spit in itโs path. โYouโre no better than a dog.โ
โCan bark if ye want.โ he grunts in response, not giving you any warning before spitting against your lips and smearing it around with the tip of his tongue. โSorry, baby, need my mouth on you. Look so fuckinโ good under me.โ
Youโd let him do anything to you if he keeps fucking you like this, even if itโs just his fingers for now, and you have to admit that his tongue feels as good against your face as it does against your pussy. His hand that isnโt currently filling out your cunt moves to your shoulder, pinning you down as he licks all over your face, making your skin coated with his saliva.
Johnny pumps his fingers inside you a few more times, the squelching audible before he slowly pulls them out of you. You whimper at the sudden emptiness before throwing your head back against the pillow at the feeling of his cock grinding against your folds, the sensation making your pussy flutter around nothing.ย
โPleaseโฆ please, Johnny.โ you cry out, rocking your hips back and forth desperately in an attempt to get any friction possible.
โPlease what, sweetheart?โ he murmurs as he grips his cock, tapping the head against your clit and slathering your slick all over it. โBirthday girl still has to use her words.โย
โPlease fuck me already.โ you whine, your nails digging into his biceps as you spread your legs wider around his hips. โNeed you to fuck me, please.โ
โNever get tired of hearing that.โ He drags his cock against your pussy a few more times to gather up as much wetness as he can before finally pressing himself into you. You feel your cunt stretching around his girth to accommodate him, his tongue and his fingers having prepped you well but never enough for how thick he is.
His thrusts start slow and gentle, but Johnny isnโt a patient man, nor does he feel like holding himself back tonight. He lifts his leg up to reposition himself, before completely pounding his cock into you. Itโs almost animalistic the way he loses himself in you, making you cling to him as your thoughts are consumed solely by Johnny and the way heโs making you feel. You breathe heavily, forcing your eyes open as you stare up at him.
Johnny looks as ravished as you feel; mohawk tousled from your fingers running through it and damp from sweat, his pupils blown out you almost canโt see the blue behind them. The thick, rough pads of his fingers dig into the meat of your thighs as he fucks you without hesitation, pushing himself as deep as heโs able to he watches the way your cunt keeps sucking him back in.
You feel him everywhere, his cock spearing you open while one of his hands moves to grope your breast, rolling your nipple between the pad of his thumb and his pointer finger. Your mouth drops open in a silent moan and he uses the opportunity to spit directly into your mouth, feeling it coat your tongue as you make eye contact while you swallow.
That mustโve set something off in him, because youโre instantly rewarded with him fucking you so perfectly it makes you see stars. โJust like that, Johnny! Right there, right-โ
He cuts you off as he grips your hips harder to angle himself deeper, the head of his cock hitting the spongy spot inside of you perfectly. โYeah, yeah, I knoโ. Right there. Acting like I donโt knoโ yer pussy inside anโ out, like I havenโt made this pretty pussy my fuckinโ home.โ
He leans down, his breath ghosting over the shell of your ear. โThink ye forgot I practically molded yer cunt to my liking, bonnie.โ he whispers, his hips smacking against your ass with another thrust as if to prove his point. โBelieve me, pretty girl, thereโs nothing about you I havenโt memorized yet. And that includes all the ways I get tae make ye cum.โย
His hand moves from your breast to your stomach, gently kneading your skin as he continues to pump into you. โWanna cum inside ye. Figured out what tae get you as yer gift.โ He meets your eyes as he rubs soft circles against your stomach, smirking as he feels you clench down on him. โYeah? Wanna have my baby? Iโll make you a mama, donโt even have tae ask.โ
You donโt have it in you to reply, your mind feeling fuzzy as you feel the pressure build up inside you again. โJohnny, Iโm so close, so so close, I canโtโฆโ you pant, your senses nearly overwhelmed from all the pleasure Johnnyโs making you feel.
โI knoโ, love. Itโs a lot, aye? Sโokay, you can be good for me and cum.โ he coos, his hand going from your stomach to above your pussy, his thumbing working roughly against your clit.
You arch your back against the mattress with a mewl, his cock and his thumb on your clit working together to send you over the edge. He holds you steady as you squirt for the second time, your juices soaking over the dark curls trailing up his stomach and at the base of his cock.ย
Johnny fucks you through your orgasm, his own following shortly behind yours. He dips his head to the crook of your neck, sighing out your name as his hips stutter and he finishes inside you, hot ropes of semen coating your pussy as his thrusts slowly slow down. He keeps his cock where it is, allowing his cum to be plugged up in your cunt.
He collapses on top of you, panting and trailing open mouthed kisses down to your collarbone. He wraps his arms around your waist, cuddling you tightly as he looks down at you with love in his eyes.
โSo good to me. Happy birthday, my girl.โ Johnny murmurs, pressing a soft kiss to your temple as he cradles you against him, your chests rising and falling in unison. โLove you so much. You have a good time tonight?โ
โI love you too.โ you smile warmly, catching your breath as your lips meet his. โIโm having a great time, Johnny, all thanks to you.โ You try to lift yourself up from under him, before feeling his grip against you tighten ever so slightly.
โWhere do ye think yer going, bonnie?โ
โDonโt you need to take a breather?โ you ask quietly, your confusion evident as he shakes his head and guides you back down against the mattress.
โDinnae think for a second that Iโm done with you.โ he grunts, pulling his cock out just enough for you to feel his cum run down your thighs and onto the bed sheets before he thrusts into you again.ย โIโll make this a birthday to remember.โ
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Some CoD Hybrid Reader Drabbles
Hybrid reader stuff, if it's not your taste I recommend clicking off and finding something better to read (*cough cough* Temporary Relocation *cough cough*)
TW: Descriptions of violence and gore
Other than that mostly just fluff
I've gone down a rabbit hole (two kinds) and I can't help but think about some concepts I want to see interacting with this trope like...
If reader was a bunny hybrid, separated from their fluffle so just aimlessly wandering around. Used to having other bunny hybrids around to help with grooming/cleaning so you don't entirely know how to do that, either, at least not effectively. I imagine you wouldn't be found by the 141 while they're on duty, but rather one of them (or their family members) would find you while on leave. They'd take you in and take care of you, and start noticing just how good of a fight or flight system you have. Maybe with some good training, you'd make a good soldier...
If reader was a dog/wolf hybrid, kidnapped owned by some of the not necessarily best people in the world since only being a pup. In fact, these people end up being wrapped up in activities that the 141 ends up sticking their noses- and barrels- into. As they're stalking around the building where you're kept, making sure all of the targets are taken care of, they train their guns on you for a moment. It's when you back up quietly, whimpering with a raw and dehydrated throat, that they realize you aren't a threat. They unlock your prison kennel and tell you to move it before you're definitely a liability (whoever dictates this choice gets mega whooping from their higher-ups later). When they run into you again on the way out, finishing ripping out the esophagus of another target who would've otherwise interfered with exfil, that you're offered a position as a soldier. And you accept.
If reader was a cat hybrid who spent their time wandering streets, taking bites of abandoned food and finishing drinks long forgotten in order to survive, only for that very town to be the one Ghost and Soap arrive in while fleeing from Graves. You're crouched behind a dumpster when Graves is rounding up the cops, and even though you're bringing claws to a gunfight you can't stand to see him acting as judge, jury, and executioner. You find a Shadow nearby, not expecting anyone in their previous path to still be alive, and silently get their weapons off of them. You wait for your moment, using your intricate knowledge of the alleyways and buildings and rooftops to stay undetected, taking out the Shadows around Graves. You take an angle at Graves himself, jumping from a rooftop and landing on his shoulders, pulling his hair until he's stumbling backwards and you both fall into the fountain. You grab a beer bottle off of it and bash it directly over his head, making sure it shatters and knocks him unconscious. You scurry off, disappearing into the night before Soap has a chance to get down and speak to you, or even process what he just watched.
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Retirement Party
Price has retired from Military life, and he's not handling the change well. But on the one year anniversary of him hanging it up, his boys bring him something special to help keep him busy. You.
Chapter Two - An Understanding
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Contains: No Y/N, Kidnapping, Forcible relocation, Generally creepy behaviour, Alcohol mention, Smoking mention (Tobacco), I guess this might count as human trafficking?, Dubcon everything because Reader is terrified (non-sexual), plus-sized reader, fem/afab reader, There is something fucking wrong with these guys for real, More reader details given, but we're still pretty vague about it. Even though it is hard for me. No promises for future chapters though.
~3.8k - MDNI - Dark fic! Please mind the content warning above
The captain looks at you for a long moment, dark blue eyes wide with surprise as he takes you in. You have to admit that heโs handsome, dark brown hair and well-groomed facial hair (muttonchops, no less) flecked with silver, and a nice nose that skews to the large side. It gives him a friendly, approachable demeanour, despite the weight of his stare. His heavy attention shifts from you to the other three, and his expression turns serious. โLads,โ he says, his voice a rumble that you can feel through your own body. โPlease tell me this isnโt what it looks like.โ
โWeeeel. It might be,โ Johnny says apprehensively. โBut I did my research, sir. Sheโll be perfect for ye, yeโll see.โ
โSheโs a good girl,โ Ghost adds. โSweet as can be. Wonโt be any trouble for you.โ
โAlready moved her in and everything.โ Gaz gestures around the room, looking rather too proud of their work.
The captain nods slowly, taking in the new additions to the space. โSo you did. And did this pretty little thing agree to having her life upended, or did you lads just decide for her?โ His arms shift around you, and you feel almost protected, oddly enough, even though by the size of him, heโs just as dangerous as the others. Probably even more dangerous, the way they defer to him, standing in a line like cadets, eager for his approval.
โNotโฆ Not exactly,โ Gaz admits. โI mean, we didnโt ask. But thisโll be better for her. She was living in a real rat hole before. Tiny little apartment in a shite neighbourhood. Was only a matter of time before something bad happened. Weโre just looking out for her.โ
Johnny shuffles his feet. โDealt with a few neds while I was doinโ reconnaissance, even. Poor lass coulda been in real trouble if I hadna been there. Bawbag employers would ask her to stay past the last bus to watch the bairns anโ noโ even offer her a ride or ta pay fer a cab.โ
โIt wasnโt that far a walk,โ you protest, glaring at Johnny. As if itโs any of his business. โAnd they did offer to drive me, I just wasnโtโ It doesnโt matter! You had no rightโโ
The captain shushes you, and your words wither on your tongue, your cheeks turning hot under his stern blue gaze. He cups your jaw and turns your head to face him again, the rough pad of his thumb stroking your cheek gently. โSweetheart, you and I will talk in a moment. Soapโs right about that not beinโ safe, and you know it.โ
Your stomach flutters nervously. He gives you a little smile, and his crowโs feet deepen, the lines fanning out further. Thereโs a moment where youโre tempted to smile back, but his legs shift under you, and you wince sympathetically instead. โSorry, I should get off of you,โ you say quickly. โIโm heavy.โ
โI wonโt stop you if youโd like to sit somewhere else,โ he says, that cheeky smile deepening more. "But youโre not heavy, and I'd like it if you stayed put."
"Told ye he'd like her," Johnny whispers, loud enough that it shatters the isolated pocket of reality that, for a moment, housed only you and the captain. "Hasna even introduced himself an' he's flirtin' like mad."
"Soap!" Gaz hisses back. "Shut up."
Ghost scruffs them both. "Let's finish getting dinner on. Give 'em a minute to talk."
Johnny grins at you and gives you two thumbs up as he circles around to the kitchen, as if youโd actually been a willing participant in all of this.
"I'm John, by the way," the captain says, calling your attention back to him. He drops his hand and settles it on your knee, his fingers curling around the joint. "You alright, doll?"
A loaded question. "Well. Not really."
"You're keepin' it together real nicely, all considered. Wouldn't blame you if you were hissin' and scratching."
"I'm not much of a fighter," you admit. "And even if I was, I don't think it would do me much good."
John chuckles, squeezing your knee lightly. He's gentle, but there's power in those hands, the kind that comes from years of hard work. There's scars all over it, from his the tips of his calloused fingers up to the leather band of his watch, etched in evidence of violence. If there are scars further up his arms, their hidden by the buffalo plaid flannel. "No, it probably wouldn't."
"Are you going to let me go home?" you ask.
He sighs. "The thing is, doll, the boys have put me in an awkward spot here. If I let you go on home, you're going to get them in trouble, and I don't want to see that happen."
"I promise, I won't say anything, I just--"
He shushes you again, and you shut your mouth, biting your lip. "Let me finish, sweetheart. You're being so good right now because you're scared. But that's not gonna last, is it? And worse, it sounds like you don't really have much to go back to."
"I'll find a new job. I always do."
"With another family who doesn't appreciate the work you put in? That doesn't make you feel safe?" His fingertips toy with the edge of your skirt absently, but his eyes are on your face, studying your reaction with rapt attention. This is how a rabbit must feel, pinned under the stare of a grizzly bear, frozen in place and hoping that no claws come down on top of it. "I can read between the lines, doll. That man you were workin' for made you feel so uncomfortable that you'd rather walk through a bad neighbourhood at night than get into a car with him alone."
You can't dispute it, although you're surprised he can glean so much information from half an outburst. "It wasn't like that-- He wasn't that bad."
John hums. "You're tellin' me you've had worse?"
A dozen jobs with a dozen managers or coworkers that took your silence as permission to stand too close, or put their hands on you flash across your mind. Mr. Kinsey was just the latest of many. You know that the thought is displayed on your face, from the way his eyebrows pinch together just slightly, not angrily, but concerned. You try to deflect with a little laugh. "Oh, well. I suppose I have. But hasn't everyone?"
"Soap had a bad lieutenant once and locked the man in his own car when he was just a private. Just because you have a bad boss doesn't mean you have to take it." He looks at you so seriously as he speaks, his fingers dancing distracting circles against the top of your knee, rough fingertips catching on the nylons just slightly. The heat from the arm curled around your waist bleeds through the fabric of your dress, his hand twitching slightly, like all he wants to do is take a handful of soft flesh. โYou should speak up when youโre not comfortable, doll. You just need some practice standinโ up for yourself, donโt you?โ
If a statement could have teeth, this one would, and youโre not sure if agreeing or disagreeing will have him closing his jaws around you. Heโs probably right, you do need to do a better job of standing up for yourself. But youโre certain that he doesnโt want you to start by standing up to him, or his three attack dogs either. โIโll work on it,โ you say meekly. You test his commitment to the statement by gently picking his hand off of your knee, although thereโs nowhere to really put it either.
โWeโll work on it,โ he agrees, lacing your fingers together. When he rests your now-entwined hands, itโs a little further up your thigh. โYou want a drink, darlinโ?โ
โOh, um, no thank you.โ You wouldnโt mind another tea, but you donโt think thatโs what youโre being offered.
The scrutiny he puts you under is intense, like heโs determined to figure out what every microscopic shift in your expression might mean. โYou sure, doll? You gotta ask if you want somethinโ, or you wonโt get it.โ
โI would like a tea. But I can make it, I donโt want to be trouble.โ
โNonsense. Lads?โ he tips his head back slightly.
โOn it, sir,โ Gaz replies cheerfully.
Ghost leans over the back of the couch to hand John a tumbler. Whiskey or scotch, by the sharp smell that hits you. John pulls his hand away from yours to accept the glass. โThank you, Simon,โ he says pleasantly. "Good lad."
โSโyour party, sir. Anโ youโre busy, ainโt you?โ Ghost rests his hands on the back of the couch and studies the pair of you, dark eyes gleaming with pride. The man has the demeanour of a cat thatโs brought in a helpless little bunny to his master, while itโs still alive and struggling.
โGettinโ to know our pretty guest.โ John smiles at you over the rim of his glass as he takes a sip. โSheโs a sweet girl.โ
โIsnโt she just?โ
โCould I, um, sit over there?โ you ask, glancing at the chair. Somehow John had managed to distract you from the idea of moving for a while, but you were still eager to get a little space from him, especially with Ghost looming over both of you.
โOf course, sweetheart,โ Johnโs arm loosens, and you quickly get up and move to the chair.
You almost feel cold, without the heat that radiates off of his body. His attention feels weightier now too, or maybe itโs just that his body isnโt shielding the stares from Johnny, Gaz and Ghost, and youโre subjected to all four of them watching you, like youโre either fascinating or delicious (or both). You cross your arms over your chest and shrink into yourself as much as possible, eyes wide.
"Here's yer tea, hen. And may I just say, ye've go' a fantastic rack from this angle." Johnny hands you the mug and sits on the arm of the chair, leaning over you. "Weel. Ye've go' a nice rack from any angle. Nice arse too. Captain's lucky I like him so much, or I'd've gone for you myself."
You breathe in steam, wrinkling your nose slightly. It doesn't smell quite right. "Did you put something in this?"
"Aye. Finger of whiskey. Ye look all stiff and peaky still. Need a pick me up, don't ya?"
You look at him reproachfully. He sighs and plucks the tea from your hands and takes a big sip. "There's nothin' else in there, if that's what yer askin', ye suspicious wee daftie. A little whiskey ne'er hurt no one." He hands the mug back to you, smile crooked, doing his best to be charming, but he's too intense, too fervent, to be anything but unsettling.
โGot Johnny checkinโ everythinโ for poison, do you?โ Ghost asks, chuckling. โCanโt say I blame you.โ He nudges John with the back of his hand. โSheโs smart, worth keepinโ an eye on that. Knowโs โow to โold โer tongue, but sheโs listeninโ and payinโ attention.โ
โOf course she is! Wouldna choose a lass withoot a brain in her head. Wouldna be worth the captainโs time. Weel, maybe worth a wee bit of time.โ He winks down at you. โBut noโ wife material, ye ken. Chose her because sheโs delightful, noโ just โcause sheโs bonnie.โ
The few times youโd spoken to Johnny before youโd thought that he was so nice. Laughing and joking with you in the pick up line while you waited for the children you were respectively responsible, greeting his niece and nephew with big smiles. And Finn and Rory were always so excited to see him, youโd chalked him up as harmless. Clearly you hadnโt been paying enough attention then, too focused on the Kinsey kids and your job, maybe. You hadnโt noticed that he was appraising you like a piece of livestock, judging your value like youโd been put up to auction.
The whisky-fortified tea is a bit on the strong side, but you take a few sips anyway. Getting drunk would be unwise, but youโre so tense that your whole body is starting to ache, and thatโs not doing you any good either.
โDinnerโs ready,โ Gaz announces, untying his kiss the cook apron and setting it on the counter. โHope youโre hungry. Soap made a cake earlier too.โ
John raises an eyebrow. โYou can bake?โ he asks, surprised.
โAye, picked it up while I was gettinโ rehabbed for the big fuck-off hole in my head,โ he replies airily. โWas goinโ mental putterinโ around Kirstyโs waitinโ for the bairns to get out of school, so Ah picked it up. Isnae so hard. Just chemistry, aye?โ
โHe did make a big mess,โ Gaz says. โHad to wash about fifty dishes before I could get started on dinner.โ
โEveryoneโs a fuckinโ critic,โ Johnny complains. โSee if I bake ye a cake for yer birthday, Garrick. Yeโll be sorry then.โ
โOh no, how will I survive?โ Gaz clutches his chest like heโs deeply wounded by the statement, laughing. โI have two mums, Iโm still pretty much guaranteed a cake.โ
โAlways bragginโ abouโ that. Thinks heโs more evolved than the rest of us just because his daโs a woman.โ He hovers next to you as you get up, and sticks close as you walk over to the table. You donโt choose a seat, in case thereโs an order to things youโre not aware of.
โPretty sure the whole point is that he dunโt โave a dad,โ Ghost says. โNow sit down, mutt. Yer not sittinโ next to the bird. Youโre botherinโ โer.โ He points at a chair, and Johnny sighs and slinks into it.
โHere, sweetheart,โ John says, putting his big hand on your back to guide you the last few steps and directing you to a seat. He slides the chair in for you too, masquerading as a gentleman, and sits next to you.
Gaz settles in on your other side, all smiles. โFeeling better?โ
They keep asking you how you are, as if the answer is going to change. Like all you need to adjust to the reality of being kidnapped and relocated to some strangerโs house in the country is a little time. Like youโre going to be just fine, if you just get a few more minutes to adjust. โNot really.โ
"Ah, don't worry, doll. Captain's gonna be real good to you. You'll get there soon enough. Probably'll feel better once you've had a proper meal."
At least they don't try to make you talk much at the table. They fall into easy conversation between them, and let you eat roasted chicken and potatoes and carrots with some kind of sweet and mildly spicy glaze. Ghost pulls the mask down to eat, so you're able to watch when he goes slightly pink from what barely qualifies as spice. Gaz gives you a little side-long glance, and you almost laugh. There's some solidarity to be had, even in a situation like this one, something funny about how a little more spice could probably straight up kill the other three men at the table. Maybe that would be the key to you freedom: Murdering John by feeding him something full of chilies.
Admittedly, you do feel begrudgingly more charitable towards them after eating. You could maybe blame it on the tea too, which, against your better judgment, you do end up finishing.
John stops you from helping clean up when you stand automatically and try to stack Gaz's empty plate with your own. "No, sweetheart. Cโmere." He guides you to the door and out into the chilly evening air. You wish that Ghost had let you put on a sweater over your summery dress, but he had been so keen to show you off, and youโd been too scared to insist. You curl your arms around yourself for warmth, and keep quiet, watching as John trims and lights a cigar, looking out into the darkness beyond the porch.
Fear has morphed from pressing terror to something that gnaws at you from the pit of your stomach. You could try to run for it, but youโd probably roll your ankle wearing the stupid red heels, and you have no real idea where you are, or how far you are from someone who could help you. Outrunning John would be a feat anyway. Heโs older than you, but heโs in better shape, nearly perfect shape, broad and strong, that long military career not yet forgotten.
Thereโs a bench by the door, so you sit down to take the heels off. Youโre not used to wearing them, itโs so rare that you have anywhere to go that calls for spicier footwear than your comfortable, worn in trainers.
โHere.โ John slides his flannel shirt off and drapes it over your shoulders, and kneels down in front of you, cigar clamped in his mouth, pulling your heels off for you. Smoke curls around you for a moment, thin and blue in the scant light, before a breeze carries it away. He leans on his one leg and studies you, but he doesnโt stand. โYouโre beautiful, you know that?โ
You put your arms through the sleeves of the flannel, humming noncommittally. You know youโre pretty enough, by most standards, but you feel like his interestโ And the interest of the other threeโ is disproportionate, too intense.
โIโd like you to stay a while, doll,โ he continues. โI wonโt force you, Iโm not that kind of man, but Iโd have a hard time letting you go back to living paycheck to paycheck in a bad nieghbourhood, workinโ for creeps that donโt know how to keep their hands to themselves. You deserve better than that.โ Itโs as though he doesnโt even hear his own words though, or imagines himself better, because he absently runs his hands over your calf, squeezing the tense muscle gently.
โI have to work,โ you protest, biting back a moan. You didnโt need to encourage him, even if you werenโt quite brave enough (or willing) to stop him. โI have student loans, and I send money to my lola in Vigan. I canโt afford to just disappear off the face of the earth.โ
He nods thoughtfully. โHow much?โ
"Three hundred pounds a month to Lola. I know it might not seem like a lot, but it goes a lot further there."
"And the student loans?"
"Sixteen thousand. Not that much, I worked through my degree, and I inherited a bit of money from my parents. But I still have to--"
"I'll pay for both. You'll stay until you find a good job, and a safer apartment." He says it like it's a final edict, no room for argument.
You pull your leg out of his grip, tucking both further back under the bench. "No, John, I don't want to owe you either--"
"You won't. My boys kidnapped you and disrupted your whole life. I'd pay a lot more if it keeps you from going to the police over it. Least I can do is make sure you're better off when you do leave here, hm?"
You bite your lip. Starting over with a clean slate is tempting, but you're not sure you can trust John. He seems so earnest, blue eyes clear and guileless, but he can't be much better than the other three. Unless he was just holding their leashes tight as their captain, and had to let them loose when he retired.
"Can I think about it?" you ask.
"Of course." He puts his hand on your knee to steady himself as he leans across to ash the cigar in the ashtray that sits on a little table next to the bench. "But I think you'll say yes. You're a smart girl, hm?"
You're tempted to say no, just to test weather or not he's being honest about not forcing you to stay, but there's a niggling worry in the back of your mind that the veneer of civility will evaporate if you push him on it. He's nice enough now. And maybe that niceness isn't a show, maybe he has no darker side, maybe it's all just paranoia on your part. Perhaps the worst thing about him is his predilection to protect his "boys", even though all three are clearly insane.
Military is like that, isnโt it? The whole brotherhood thing? Maybe fighting for your life beside someone changes how you see them forever.
โHow long did you all serve together?โ you ask. โJohnny mentioned that he was SAS beforeโ I asked about the scar once.โ You tap the side of your head, the same spot where Johnny has a nasty bullet scar.
โLong time. Hand-picked Gaz and Soap for my taskforce about ten years back. Simon and I served together longer. Heโs a captain now, even if the lads still call him LT. Theyโre both lieutenants, and Gazโll be a captain himself before long. Probably wouldโve been already if heโd transferred out of the 141.โ He gets up with a grunt and settles onto the bench beside you. โDonโt think Simonโs long for it. Heโs only still in because he wants to keep an eye on Soap. Manโs a bloody romantic. Live together or die together.โ
โI didnโt realize that they were together at all.โ
โThe way Soapโs been droolinโ all over you, Iโm not surprised.โ He puffs on his cigar thoughtfully. โBut Simonโs just like that, as far as I can tell. The worldโs divided into three categories. Enemies, his people, and everyone else. Enemies โnโ everyone else canโt touch whatโs his, but heโs never given a damn about Soap sleepinโ with Gaz, or me.โ
โIโm not his people.โ
John looks at you and shakes his head. โCourse you are, doll. Youโre one of our people now. They mightโve gotten a bit overzealous, bringing you here the way they did, but those lads would do anything you asked of โem now.โ
A bit overzealous. You laugh, but the sound comes out bitter.
"Relax, doll. I know you're determined to hate them, but they're good lads. Their hearts are in the right place." He pets a big hand over your head and rests it on the back of your neck, warmth seeping into your bones, relieving some of the ache from all the tension of the day. John has a way of soothing that terrified little animal in your chest that would otherwise threaten to kick itโs way free from your ribs and flee into the dark trees. โLookinโ out for me, in their own way. Lookinโ out for you too. If your situation was a better one, they wouldnโtโve plucked you out of it like that.โ
Thereโs hope in his eyes when you look up at him, hope that youโll forgive and forget, that youโll come around to some kind of understanding in time. His thumb brushes a sensitive spot behind your ear, sending an awful, irrefutable thrill through you.
Youโre worried that he might be right.
My favourite John Price to write is the sneakiest, most charming, manipulative bastard on the planet. I definitely take a lot of inspiration from 391780 's portrayal of him. The Rear Window and Neighborly have been forefront in my mind while working on this (Largely because I think my John would have taken a similar approach if the lads hadn't jumped the gun. The Rear Window is dark, so be warned! Early writes delicious dark fics, but that may not be everyone's cup of tea, so mind the tags.)
Image Credits: Banner
Dividers: 1 - 2 - 3 by @/Cafekitsune
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Johnnie and sugar <3
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pup!soap and owner!reader maybe?๐
pup!soap RUF ๐ฅน he's just so loud and needy for your attention.
cw; dog-human hybrid ๐บ
he's always humping something... usually a pillow, but sometimes you're the perfect thing to hump. he'll hump your leg while you're watching television. leaving you tugging on his collar and ordering him to stay down between your legs and continue licking your cunt.
johnny needs your attention. whenever he's in his dog form, he's always whining for your attention. but, this desperate attention seeking doesn't last long before you muzzle him. he'll just growl at you, thrashing and giving you a dirty look. all that means, is when he's in his human form, he'll be punishing you โ fuck, he might muzzle you while giving backshots. his thick shaft in your asshole.
johnny's rough, tan skin against your body, his tail shaking and wagging and his ears perked. he's huffing at you all the time, his body extra furry and hairy. he's just the same height, yet struggles to stay standing on two feet so he crawls and stays on all fours โ a perfect opportunity to peg him :)
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Peaky Blinders Headcanon - Taking a bath with them.
Peaky Blindersย x GN! Reader
Summary: Taking a bath with them.
Warnings: Fluff, Established a Relationship, Bath
Characters: Thomas Shelby, Arthur Shelby, Alfie Solomons, Johnny Dogs
Thomas Shelby
- He would come home to see you resting in the bath, which you would smile at, telling him the water was still warm. Taking it as an offer, he undresses in front of you, You make room in front of you, but when he tells you to move up, you don't make him rest on you.
- You get him talking about his day. You knew your husband was a person who built up his problems; he just needed someone to make him talk. It was an open book after telling you about his deal with Alfie and how he had to keep an eye on Arthur.
- Grabbing the soap, you start to wash his hair. He takes a deep breath, stopping as you massage his scalp. Moving down to his neck, you work the knots in his neck.
- His eyes closed as he hummed in delight at your touch, and you let his head rest on your chest as you started to wash his shoulders. Giving him a light kiss on his forehead, you see him smile with a laugh that comes from his nose.
- You move your arms under his, letting his back lay on your chest, and Tommy gives you a kiss on the cheeks. Tommy asks if you would like for him to wash you, but you tell him you did earlier, so he lays back, letting the now soapy, warm water snuggle you both.
Running your fingers through Tommy's hair, you watched his eyes open, staring at you. His eyes warmed at the sight of your smile. "How was your day, love?" He whispers to not disturb the moment, "Nothing new, though I did take the new horse out and around." You answered knowing what was going to come next.
"You should have asked Johnny to help you, if anything would have helped you--,", "Tommy, it's fine, she knows me, I'm here, arenโt I?" You didn't raise your voice; you only continued your actions, pulling his hair away from his face before giving him a kiss on the forehead to ease his mind.
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Arthur Shelby
- You ran a bath, knowing Arthur would be home in five minutes. He was out doing his boxing, something about which you didn't care too much, but when it came to seeing any of his big fights, you were right there cheering him on.
- Arthur walked in, seeing you undressing quickly and drawing attention to the bath. He relaxed a bit; he had a look in his eyes that you saw on most nights.
- He gets him first, letting you rest on his back. He wraps his arms around you, taking his time to adjust to the warm water. You look up to see his eyes closed as he breathes in, relaxing with you in his arms.
- Getting the soap, he opens his eyes to watch you, putting some in a small towel before grabbing his arm to scrub the dirty, and what you hope isn't blood, he doesn't move, just taking the sigh of your body.
- Finishing up with your arms, you lay back down. He takes the towel from you, washes it in the now soapy water, and rubs it against your neck and chest. The sounds of the bubbles and water splashing filled the room. No talking, just specking with actions of love.
Arthur puts down the towel, kisses your head, and pulls you back into his chest, his arms cuddling you with his head resting on yours. A sigh comes from him, so you ask, "How was your fight?" You speak softly, not wanting to disturb the relaxing sounds of your bath. "Good, you almost got Thomas in the ring." You laugh at the thought of Tommy in the ring. "That man is too good enough to be in the ring." You joked, "Right." He laughs along with you.
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Alfie Solomons
- You wake up earlier to run a bath so you can spend some time with Alfie in the morning. After mixing light-scented soaps into the warm water, you turn off the water before returning to the bedroom.
- Seeing Alfie had taken over the bed, you huffed a laugh, pillows and blankets being cuddled by him in place of you. You climb onto the bed lightly and kiss him awake. He takes you into his arms with his eyes still closed.
- When you tell him you ran a bath for both of you, he opens his eyes and follows you into the bathroom. He gives you space to undress, and being respectful, he gets in after you. He laid back into your chest, gladly taking off your ear as you washed his hair.
- Moving to his bread, you scrub lightly. His warm hums made you smile. His hands found your knees; they traveled down, squeezing them. You remind him it's not that kind of bath, but he defends himself, saying he's helping, and all you do is laugh, letting him continue.
- Alfie talk to your ear with information on his business; he needs to talk to someone about it; yes, he has Ollie, but most importantly, he has you, and he loves hearing your answers.
Alfie grabbed your arm, pulling it to his lips, and kissed your hand, then your arm, saying, "Alfie, please, you have to go to work this morning." You reminded him. "I do?" He hums, getting a laugh from you, "Yes, you do; now let me finish." You say this without taking your hand away to let him decide.
He does keep your arm, then grabs the other, saying, "I can go later. It's but fucking business." He whispers against your skin, kissing it. "That it is," you say before kissing his head.
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Johnny Dogs
- He runs a bath for you after eating dinner, thanking you for taking care of the house while he's gone. Coming up behind you in the kitchen, he tells you it's ready. Following him, he tells you what all he put in there.
- You both sit facing each other, moving your feet in comfortable places not to lead to something else. He tells you about his dealings with Tommy, wanting to get some feedback from you.
- He offers to wash your hair, but you tell him just to relax, so he does. The conversation leads into both of you discussing what the future looks like for you too, but you stop with a kiss, saying you don't want spoilers.
- While you were up, you grabbed some soap and washed his hair, but he wanted to wash you, so you quickly finished letting him wash you.
- His massage relaxes your neck and back, and as he does so, he asks about your day, so you tell him there was nothing new to it, just that you missed him. At that, he kisses your head, promising to come home earlier tomorrow.
Johnny kisses your forehead, making you hum. "I love ya" He whispers, lending in to kiss your lips, and you smile in the kiss, letting him go to fish your body. "Cuddle me after?" You ask, and looking at him, he nods with a big smile on his face.
He cups water and brings it to your body to wash off the soap he swallows as he watches the water travel down, but you interrupt him with a kiss.
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Hello, I hope you enjoyed if there is and grammar mistakes or misspellings sorry about that feel free to let me know in the comments, have a great day/afternoon/night!
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Please, dearest parental figure, can we get a snippet of moon and soap after she has decided to come plop in his lap? I love the feral cat metaphor so much.
(Totally donโt have to if youโre not in the mood for it of course)
Yeah let's do some Soap POV cuz I love writing for the boys.
The living room is dim save for the flickering light from the television. Soap leans against the arm of the couch to avoid getting caught in the lovey dovey vibes emanating from the other side of the couch. Ghost takes up enough space on his own without Goose cuddled up next to him. If he cranes his neck he can see you popping popcorn in the kitchen, you lean against the counter in a way he thinks might be unbecoming of someone pretending to be a nun. It's more interesting than the movie anyway. He watches you with his hand against his cheek, and wonders if you're ever going to get it through your head that he's serious about you.
For fuck's sake there's only so much room a man can leave for Jesus before he starts assuming you don't want anything to do with him. Or, nothing with any feeling to it. It's all good fun sneaking around but at some point a fella has to wonder if you're just in it for that, fun.
You're so pretty. You're so damn pretty. Fearless, stubborn, always thinking you know best and so fucking- God. He must be crazy to love you like this. You certainly aren't as consumed by it all as he is. Prickly little- You take the bag from the microwave and dump it in the previously full bowl, stealing a few pieces for yourself. Soap doesn't bother to hide his staring when you catch his eye, he smiles, and watches your expression soften a little before you can catch it.
You make your way back to the living room and hold the bowl out to Goose, who takes it graciously, never taking her eyes off the movie as she grabs a handful of popcorn. Soap assumes you'll take your seat in the armchair again, cozy yourself up with one of the blankets. Maybe you'll even fall asleep, then he could have a reason to ask you to stay the night.
The wheels are turning in his brain, churning out plans and casual asks, when you sit on his lap. Every muscle in his body tenses, too afraid you'll move to even breathe. Move you do, settling a hand on his knee to find a comfortable spot and driving an anxious affectionate stake even further into his heart. You mumble something and start to stand again, Soap can't let that happen.
It's a gamble pulling you to lean back against his chest, spreading his legs a little wider to give you room as you tense under his hold. Out of the corner of his eye he sees Goose move her legs over Ghost's lap, his hand holding the outside of her thigh to give more room. Damn good friends, Soap thinks to himself. You're another issue, settled in his lap, legs neatly between his, and still as tense as a man waiting to be executed.
"Sorry, I'm not," you mumble, a hand on his thigh, a threat that you might try to get up again, "I'm not good at this sort of thing."
"Couldn't give a rat's ass," Soap tells you, quiet as he can manage. He can't make you relax but he can certainly make you more comfortable. He can settle your head against his shoulder, box you a little closer to the arm of the couch, rest his hand on your knee and rub his thumb against the cotton of your pants until you go boneless against him with a soft sigh. You certainly don't feel bad at this, whatever this is. Cuddling, God you're so- Overthinker, he's adding it to the list. Fearless, stubborn, smart-ass, overthinker.
You press your face a little closer to his neck, grip his shirt between your fingers. Cuddly little thing. Soap turns the kiss your forehead, wraps his arm around your shoulders instead of just letting you rest against it. Just like that, he thinks, isn't that nice? All cuddled up like a proper sweetheart.
Just for him. You don't have to be sweet for anyone else, and he sure as hell isn't going to ask you to be. But maybe once in a while you can be sweet for him.
You pull back and Soap's arms tense around you before he feels you touch his jaw. Gentle fingers that draw his attention down so you can kiss him, soft and slow. Christ if he could marry you on the spot he would. Goose can notarize, Ghost can witness, all he needs is a priest. Where the hell is Gaz when he needs him?
"Comfortable?" He asks when you pull away and tuck your head under his chin.
"No." You don't make a move to leave his lap, but Soap didn't think you would. Getting a proper yes out of you is like pulling teeth. He doesn't mind though. You're cute when you try to lie to him.
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smut in the stray dog series? ๐ body worship with soap and ghost
๐Body worship๐
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii thank you for your request! ๐๐
Unfortunately, I have a plan for the Stray dog series already, although it's still not very clear, which means I'm not sure if I will include smut in it, and which part to include :"))
So I made this ๐๐๐ Hope you like it ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ (Also request is still open y'all)
Y'all know whose hands those are ๐คญ
There is this trend on Twitter where people make sick designs for top surgery scars so I jump on the bandwagon behehehehe๐๐๐
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I love hybrid and shifter au's, but whenever I think too long about them, I start thinking about my own pets and the kind of things I say to them.
"[Dog] STOP following the cat! The cat would be happy to be friends but the cat does not want you to sniff her butt!"
"[Dog1], stop sniffing her genitals! [Dog2]'s already displaying all the behaviors of a submissive pup, you don't need to sniff her genitals too!"
"[Dog2] for god's sake, stop barking at the cat! The cat is hiding under a table! You don't need to bark at her! She's not doing anything to you!"
"[Dog1], NO! I gave that stick to [Dog2]! You cannot take that stick from her just because you're jealous that I gave her a stick! *gives stick back to dog2* Here, [Dog1], here's a new stick, this one is all yours *both dogs happily destroying sticks*"
"You better stop getting in her face, [Dog2]. She's gonna bap-bap-bap you! You better leave her alone! *dog2 predictably gets smacked in the face by the cat and begins crying despite having harassed the cat for an hour*"
*endless hours kicking the soccer/football ball for one dog while simultaneously playing tug-of-war with a stuffed alligator for the other dog*
*hears the cat hiss from another room and rushes in in time to see dog2 get absolutely wrecked by a smack-smack-smack to the face*
In short, Price is exhausted and is considering telling Gaz that he's not allowed to keep the cat hybrid. (But he can't stand the combined sad faces from his team and the kitty... no matter how many times the kitty smacks particular team members... daily...)
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Hi there! I stumbled upon your blog a while ago and I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your work. I absolutely love your Medusa Reader as well as the interactions between her and Baraka as well as her friendship with Syzoth with the rest of the Earthrealmers and Outworlders and of course the animosity she has for Shang Tsung though he's still attracted to her. I'm also the anonymous person that's been sending you the numerous reactions requests because I wanted to see how you would write out the scenarios that I would ask for and you've never disappointed me. I felt comfortable to reveal myself to you because I was nervous to see what kind of reaction I would get for sending these requests to you. I love the latest scenario that you posted yesterday and I sent you another request though this one is more PG friendly, basically the Outworlders stumbling upon a pet store and them interacting with the animals inside with Medusa Reader and Syzoth encountering the reptiles in the reptile section, Mileena and Kitana as well as Li Mei and Tanya playing with several puppies and kittens and ferrets and Ashrah interacting with several birds while Baraka is asking Johnny why do Earthrealmers keep them as pets and which ones would be delicious to eat scaring the Outworlders and a few customers and maybe Syzoth trying to eat some of the bugs that they sell in the store. You're an amazing writer with incredible talent and I hope to read more from you soon. Keep up the good work, you're awesome!
A/N: Awwwww and I think YOU'RE awesome! Thanks for the asks too as those are fun to write. Sometimes I have to step back from writing since I'm laughing too hard at what I wrote or think about writing with these scenes.๐๐๐ Also, I am SOOOOO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO FINALLY FINISH!!! I hope this makes up for it!!!!
You and the other outworlders plus Ashrah vaguely wondered about what Earthrealm's fauna is like compared to the other realms. You are all given a chance when coming across a pet store while Johnny was giving you another Earthrealm tour, specifically, a "exotic" pet store, that had a painted tropical bird on the sign. The smell of prey and predator bombarding emanating even just outside the door.
Mileena and Kitana were immediately drawn to the softer looking animals, approaching a pen filled with soft puppies yapping in greeting at the newcomers and another filled with mewing fluffy kittens. Mileena laughed as the puppies tripped over their own feet in their pursuit to greet her and Tanya. The latter lightly jokes/suggests that maybe they train some of these hounds to be Umgadi.
Kitana meanwhile is a few yards from her sister contently petting the kittens and letting them climb all over her, with Li Mei acting as her guard, as old habits die hard. Yet, one could see a small smirk from the former Umgadi priestess as she observes one kitten, the runt of the litter, trying to climb her leg. Admiring the small kit's tenacity. Kitana and Mileena later move their attentions to the small glass case containing ferrets.
You and Baraka followed behind Ashrah and Syzoth as the former wanted to check out the colorful birds there, seeing as the Netherealm doesn't contain any colorful ones nor non-scavengers. However, you lagged behind when your snakes started to hiss up a storm as they all lean towards the terraiums displaying mice and rats, snapping their jaws and flicking their tongues in the direction of the tasty snacks.
"Behave! I'll buy some of them later, just calm down!"
You hurriedly grabbed at your snakes to pull them away, as the rodents within their cases started running around in panic. Syzoth notices one of the store's employees giving you an odd look, and then drags you along to the reptile section while Baraka glowers at the employee until they finally lower their head to avoid eye contact with the Tarkatan.
The Reptile section had to be the most interesting part of the tour. Given how many of your snakes seemed to share many similarities with the serpents being sold here, whether that be in snout shape, eyes, length, or scale color and pattern. Although you had to pull your snakes away from more than one caged serpent, as they tried to eat the smaller ones and curled away from a boa.
Syzoth would remark how some of the reptiles vaguely resemble either relatives or associates from Zaterra. He would point at some of the lizards, such as an "ugly" looking reptile with dull scales and say that it's Archduke Mahazzem before hissing in amusement which you shared in.
"It really DOES look like him."
The Zaterran even pointed at a snake basking on a rock under its heating lamp and remarked that it's you. To which you respond by pointing at a tortoise and saying the resemblance between him and Syzoth is uncanny. While you and Syzoth were ribbing each other, Baraka went off on his own to ask Cage if he could purchase some of the animals, specifically some ferrets, birds, and reptiles. Not as pets but as meat to try out later. Much to Cage's disgust and a few other regular customers' horror. Kitana held the ferret in her arms even closer as did Tanya with one of the pups she was growing fond of.
Cage's disgust doesn't end there as he spots you and Syzoth purchasing some crickets and mice before eating them right at the register, for all to see. At the sound of a child crying, did Cage rush to escort all of you out of the store, not caring for Baraka's protests of not getting anything to eat as well.
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My two favorite Soap x Reader dynamics are Badass!Reader x Smitten!Soap and Introvert!Reader x GuardDog!Soap.
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