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xmaruu11 · 4 months

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me on my way to make a fandom from scratch with just a silly hyperfixation and a suprisingly amount of infodump

#ddvau #join me #on the insanity #plñease #please

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one-in-boots · 5 months

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Thousands of little boys and girls dream of exploring and charting the world. But then they wake up and look at a map. All the islands are already on there.

Thousands of little boys and girls look up at the moon, then sigh, knowing we've already been on there.

In a hundred years, thousands of little boys and girls are going to look at old images of the woods, or the plains, or the sea, and wish they could've been there to discover new species, but then they open up thier biology books, and all the creatures are already on there.

BUT!!

In the year of our lord 2023, I can open up wikispecies, go to marasmius or agaricus or fucking amanita, and see twenty orange links for pages that haven't been created yet AND I KNOW THAT'S ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

I can literally go out into the woods and pick any random amanita, and there's better than a 50/50 chance it's undescribed or has had zero research done.

We are in the middle of the genetic revolution!! There are hundreds of species out there, and we can still discover them, and study them, and cherish them knowing we are the first!! This is the perfect time for me to be alive.

I have my life's work cut out for me. And you are free to live this aswell. We will need an army of people to find everything there is, and there will still be things missing.

GO DISCOVER!!!

#mycology #mushrooms #genetics #science #species #biology #fucking GOOO!!!!#the whole world's out there!!!#join me

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amielot · 10 months

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Dumping all my Beautiful Strange and New brainrot scribbles here :3

fic by @moorishflower

#the sandman #dreamling #morpheus/hob gadling/daniel hall #oreo sandwich #beautiful strange and new #moorishflower #sorry im just doing a BIG OL SKETCH DUMP #the art tag #join me #wtf is staggering posts never heard of her

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k1tten-kitten · 19 days

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Good morning 🖤

#join me #kitten #cute kitten #daddy's kitten #daddys good little kitten #daddy #daddy's good girl #daddy’s babygirl

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naffeclipse · 3 months

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watching the orca eclipse brain rot spread

#hehe #join me #we will form a mushroom colony #naff nuh huh

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helloliriels · 1 month

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Sherlock in "I just need somebody to die for"

John in "I need a hero" novelty t-shirts

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John's "His damsel in distress"

Sherlock's "His dragon slayer"

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John's "I don't understand" front of the t-shirt

And John's "I still don't understand" back of the t-shirt"

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Sherlock's "Best Man" novelty shirt

Sharpie on back scribbled ... "Best man to the kindest and wisest human being I have ever been privileged to know"

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Mary's "Not The Best Man" matching t-shirt. John's eyeroll looking at the back, also listed:

"Not the Maid of Honor, Not the Bridesmaid, Not the Groom, Not the groomsman, Too old to be the ring bearer or flower girl."

John answering out loud ... "You know Sherlock, you could've just called her the bride ...?"

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Sherlock's "William Sherlock Scott Holmes" front

Sherlock's "Sherlock is actually a girl's name" back

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John's "John Hamish Watson" front of shirt

John's "in case you're picking out baby names" back

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... just ideas 😄 ☕️✌️

#incorrect sherlock quotes #totally correct sherlock quotes #bbc sherlock #johnlock #i am sherlocked #join me

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garlic-and-vanilla · 2 months

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Another day of chewing through the drywall thinking about The Emperor being very literally haunted by the past it cannot return to. Demonic possession trope reversed. A monster possessed by humanity.

#bg3 emperor #bg3 the emperor #the emperor #help i have so many feelings about this stupid squid #lore says illithids are horrified by partialism and like #yeah of course they are that’s posession #but emps is in so deep with balduran it acts like theyre the same person #the line between past and present life is hopelessly muddied #is the emperor balduran or is it posessed by him? is there even a functional difference anymore?#do illithids have their own souls? does it carry too what’s left of balduran’s soul?#it says it’s simply Risen Above the man it used to be to the degree that it can no longer claim to be that same man #which yeah #but at the same time it clearly can neither escape nor return to the man in question #i have no point to make here im just in squid hell #join me

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difeisheng · 7 months

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Xiao Shunyao singing Zombie by The Cranberries, live at his solo concert in March 2022 (x)

He did two English covers at this show, Creep and Zombie, and before these performances he said they were songs that he both really liked and that had influenced him a lot.

#hi everyone i'm going insane over this #join me #mysterious lotus casebook cast #xiao shunyao #video #ashton originals

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xbuster · 26 days

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Let’s be boys together

#feeling boy today #anyone can be a boy #join me

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vshouse · 3 months

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Deerplay Concepts 🦌 @rottenlapdog This is inspired by your post.

Not personally a thing I'm into so I didn't know if there was an audience.

[Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked]

Anyway

Stuff:

Antlers

Smaller stumps during shedding seasons (Vulnerable time for deer since their antlers play as defence.)

Tails and Ears (If none are out there, custom made options can be great/or homemade).

Clothes in Browns and Whites. (Easy access pieces are fantastic for primal feeling more naked even with clothes on)

Collar that doesn't jingle/jingle too loud as to not startle deer or alert predators... unless 👀

If you like makeup that can be incorporated.

Grooming brush that feels good on skin.

Salt lick like @spiraledfaun said but if you don't want salt like that use sugar cubes as a version !!

Deer snacks/Variations of them if general inedible to people/your allergies.

Vibrator harness that keeps it on your deer while theyre in the yard. On and off at random until they bleat to come in and get some attention.

Genral:

Mating season/In Heat/Required Breeding for a farm

Petting, Playing, and Attention for any pet ofc.

Scratches that make them wiggle and make their tail twitch, and massages that make them let out precious little sounds.

Training!! Dont forget to train your deer of course. Help them not be as nervous around certain stimulus. Make sure it always know that even though it goes frolicking the woods, that it belongs to you.

An Example Deer if your poly can really help a younger more inexperienced deer learn how to behave.

Deer Fighting! Winner Tops!! Getting Stuck!!! (Someone finding you guys stuck? That anything?)

Wild Deerplay:

Caught in Deer Fencing in a... compromising position. A little cheesy but a bedframe or a chair also could play this out well and who doesn't like a bit of cheese now and then?

Nursed back to health and deciding to stay. (Fantasy novel style version where you wanna like, become their spouse cause once you're strong enough you have a human form.)

If you're willing to get erotic about a Wildlife Specialist who Drugs and Tags the Deer you can probably make a few good subtype scenarios. (Ex: Drugged them with heat enhancements for deer who are struggling for health reasons and now their presenting to you/trying to mount you like their life depends on it.)

Pet Deerplay:

Pet Deer, maybe pet show style, who gets pampered. bathed and brushed and all dressed up and spoiled for always winning with a good fuck.

Have a short version where the dom is the judge who also has to check fertility. How well can a trained deer stay on their harness while they're checked out for health!! Treats include: A Breeding, Loys of praise, First prize, and a very prowd owner who has lots of treats waiting after show!

Punishments for a home deer: Cuffed Antlers to something, exposed for whatever dom wants/ Boundary based shock collar so not woods time for a day or two. Maybe if there's two or more cuffing their Antlers as a pubishment for petty horn fights? "Wanna lock horns so bad, I'll keep hem that way."

Catmaid? Nope!! slap that maid dress on your local deer now!!

Primal Play:

Predator Animal (Wolf/Cougar/Mountain Lion/Werewolf/Werecat) hunting you down and instead of a killing bite, they leave a different kind of one. This one leaves the deer shaking and dizzy just long enough to be flipped over and explored.

Hunting Season Eroticism is something I've seen before, I think deerplay fits in it's framework. (No real deer will be harmed in the participation of this kink)

That also means threesome with a hunting dog that smells out the deer who maybe doesn't notice them even coming, running around looking for another deer to mate/be mated by... the hunter dog finds them first and by the time the hunter gets there 😳 oh my the dog and the deer are frolicking really close.

A waiting predator fattening you up after winter by eating deer competing for resources/bringing you stuff while asleep so hunting you in fall will be more rewarding

#deerplay #primal play #pet pl4y #hunting k1nk #nsft #queer nsft #unsure what else to tag this #poly nsft #nsft deer #←getting that tag going now #join me #vschat

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acewithapencil · 9 months

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The dragonseed friendship is something that’s so important to me

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #fan art #my art #nettles #addam velaryon #alyn velaryon #addam x nettles #cursed to love ships with little or no content so I must make my own #join me

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themetalvirus · 5 months

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my goal is to make the venn diagram of sonic tumblr users and fountain pen users a circle

#exoticbutterstxt #JOKE ik some folks dont like using them i just want more ppl to get into the hobby #because its FUUUUUUNNNNNN #ITS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN #JOIN ME

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much2leite · 4 months

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It must be really confusing for Gwen and Resident Evil 8 blogs to receive a bunch of notifications from my main blog liking their smutty lesbian posts.

Considering that my main blog has not one dirty post, I nearly seem sane and maybe straight on there.

So yeah, that is why, if you receive those notifications, it's me, enjoy ahahah

Anyway, off to liking more of your smutty smutty posts 🏃‍♀️🤸‍♀️