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kdd-works · 1 year
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I made the original, I had 5 squares, I had to fit all of them in somehow. Submit all your complaints to The Box™.
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miriimeko · 2 years
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yeah
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a-very-cute-snake · 11 months
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A thought
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joanygurl · 6 months
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who's got better tits Havik from mk or Risotto from jojo
Now, I just realized you said "better" and not bigger, BUT IM GONNA GIVE THE MEASUREMENTS I DID ANYWAY, THE BIGGER THE BETTER (dont take that last part seriously)
Now this is probably gonna be really inaccurate and I dont know how to do measurements so this is just my personal estimation thats probably really wrong. So bear with me this is just for fun
OKAY so what I did was look at Risottos height, and make a little visual representation of it, try to align it with his feet and head (source is from jjba encyclopedia wiki)
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THEN what I did was align a height chart with it made by the lovely MoonXD on deviantart, draw a line over this emo guys chest width, and compare it to his height and the chart
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Result being his chest is 8-9 inches wide, i didnt measure his individual pecs cuz idk, but thats how wide his chest is
NOW ONTO HAVIK.
Did the same thing with him, making a visual representation of his supposed height, this image was the closest thing I had to him standing straight up, had to delete most of the background but still kept some of it for reference so I get it accurately
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Now those two sources are completely random and are just what showed up on google so I'm just going with those, seems hes four inches taller than Ris, but this MAY NOT be canon
Now I proceeded to do the same thing AGAIN, draw a line over his chest and align it with the chart
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His chest is definitely bigger than risottos, and based on the proportions of his pecs it seems those are bigger too
SO CASE SOLVED!!! HAVIK HAS BIGGER MAN TITS THAN RISOTTO!!!
In the case that the 6'4 height is canon at least, which might not be so take this with a grain of salt
Okay bai :3
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onebizarrekai · 1 year
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Hello, you used to do these things for ds characters a long time ago, like:
B A S I C S
full name:
gender:
sexuality:
pronouns:
And other-
Could you do this for Error or Cross(or both) please? I need it for my friend and his project-
sorry it's been like 100 years since I got this but anyway I feel like those characters have become so inconsistent it's tricky to narrow them down. if you ask modern me their names are ellie [last name missing] and victoria crow respectively, both are she/her, and none of the characters have articulated sexualities anymore besides Not Straight for imaginative ease. or if you're asked me from 4 years ago they're just error and cross and they probably are still trapped in the undertale dark ages of men who wish they were fashion disaster enough to fit in jojo's bizarre adventure.
do you mean like you want the WHOLE thing? like the whole whole thing? I just searched back and found the text base. dreamswap has plot holes and changed so much around its later era in it that it's difficult to articulate the details, but I can TRY.
ds ellie (to differentiate from the fatal flaws universe) was raised in an ambiguous institution (in other words, an orphanage) and has no mentioned relationship to her parents nor where she lives, barring the implication that she lives in an underground city. ds vick was born… somewhere in the spectrum of the multiverse, in a chunk of real estate owned by the ds version of big bad xgaster and it wasn't established who her familial relations were in this version. half the characters in ds are also conveniently unemployed and this includes the entire meme squad. ellie and vick's phobias have yet to be articulated because it was never that important to the plot. in other, less jokey words, I would say phobias are much more severe and neurological than bad memories or unpleasant situations. I don't really wanna say that ellie has a phobia of human connection or that vick is has a phobia of defeat or something. they have bad things that remind them of bad things and may even be debilitating, but I haven't had a chance to articulate them in writing or even figure out entirely how to do that or how they might relate to any given story. I never decided whether they had any irrational fears either. same thing for the next inquiry; what their guilty pleasures might be. all I can come up with is that vick likes fighting, and it's not always the wholesome kind.
morality alignment. uhhhh. it's complicated. people are complicated. the whole next list of character traits that split everyone into one half of the chart or the other feel like they're not accounting for any hypothetical specifics. like, I could say ellie is agreeable, but she's capable of doing things that make her disagreeable to many others. vick could be disagreeable to the people she picks fights with but she's capable of being agreeable to others. either one of them could be more optimistic depending on the circumstances. vick's carefree attitude could be read as optimism or nihilism. some of them are more cut and dry (for example, I'm sure both of them are anxious messes, which is common for their age), but I feel like saying it doesn't really say as much as just reading the material that exists of the characters… and said material is already only semi-reliable at best.
basically, I have this image in my head of the complex potential of each ds character, but none of them have really grown into it. you get what I mean? there's a lot of character details that aren't very clear simply because the characters were created, but not wholly written. not wholly developed. I'm not saying I have contempt for them or something, or wish I had done more. they just have something they COULD be one day. more complete versions of themselves. versions of them that I started out imagining back in 2018, but the directions I was going in with what I was making resulted in those versions of them not being fully realized. a character can only go so far with bouts of lore and minimal continuity.
I dunno if any of that even matters. it's probably more useful for me to just give yes or no answers, but I just kinda felt like talking about ds and its characters and how they've aged. maybe they'll end up in some medium one day that focuses more on who they could be rather than just their backstories and they'll be more fleshed out then.
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danothan · 2 years
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jojo headcanon that came to me just last night: okuyasu is a honk shoo honk shoo snorer, koichi is a snnnork mimimimimi snorer, and josuke has the worst loudest most godawful snores ever
this is good stuff, someone needs to make one of those triangle alignment charts with different types of cartoon snores
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and that person will be me
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sunnydaleherald · 5 months
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squiiids · 2 years
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I always think about my Kishibe Rohan alignment chart. I care more about it than jojos bizarre adventure as a whole
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heather-m-quigley · 2 years
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fr tho like i would have to rewatch again but i could blorbo out about so many characters in klk for all different reasons
but mako is like.. she has her own moments blorboing out over ryuko which are all so kinetic and varied and fun. and got dressed up as a jojo ref. and i have a specific internet memory of this large group where one of the older men made an alignment chart of 9 of us and he used a pic of mako for me. we dont speak anymore cus bla bla bla but that makes me miss him a little rn cus like that made me think about how yeah i can see how someone in there thinks i have mako energy
ryuko i have actually (kinda badly) cosplayed in past. you gotta fall in love with the mc for at least the first few watches of an anime, right? cant verbalize beyond that why right now
satsuki ive said i appreciate a little more every rewatch and tbh sometimes with those people i have satsuki energy
nui is chaotic evil but i vibe with her somehow
even like i was gonna say ragyo ugh fuck her she disgusting but at least she aesthetically cool
vague love for mako's mom
I just, I don't have the coherency right now to do this better, again not just out of being drunk but like it's been a while since my 9th watch or whatever the fuck it was.. probably just in love with the show in general 😅
wait what? where do i stand on the men? uh, on their necks obviously, they're men 😅 uhh shoutouts to guts and the teacher? i don't hate gamagoori, but i dont like people shipping him with mako? hacker guy is kinda cool but i literally cba looking up his name? makos dad too pervy fuck him, her brother is whatever, are there more guys in the show im forgetting? idk 🤣
im TRYING to enjoy all the blorbos equally
uhh nonon was rly cool in her tournament fight with ryuko and i vibe with her pinkness
ragyo's assistant uh sorry for forgetting her name but she probably cool she just doesnt have enough screen time to remember rn and thats not my fault 😒
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ear-worthy · 6 months
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"JoJo Siwa NOW" Podcast Premieres
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I confess that I wouldn't have known much about JoJo Siwa if it weren't for my three granddaughters. They loved the young teenage sensation on YouTube. Then I watched her on Dancing With The Stars a few years ago, and her dancing and demeanor impressed me. 
 I think she's been a positive role model for all teens, especially LGBTQ+ teens, and a responsible activist.
So, I'm curious and excited about her new podcast. 
iHeartMedia has premiered “JoJo Siwa NOW,” the new podcast hosted by the pop superstar and internet icon, on its Outspoken Podcast Network. “JoJo Siwa NOW” is the first show to launch from Siwa’s exclusive slate with iHeart, and promises to be an intimate and empowering exploration of JoJo Siwa’s life, career and her thoughts as a Gen Z on current headlines and the world around her now. Fans can hear the first episode of “JoJo Siwa NOW,” with new episodes releasing each week.
“I am so excited for my fans to get to know me like never before. I’ve authentically shared my life online for over a decade, and this podcast will dive even deeper into who I am and what makes me, me. I’m also incredibly lucky to have my very best friends join me as guests to laugh with me and get deep about life and who I am, separate from the headlines,” said Siwa.
JoJo Siwa is a recording artist, actress, producer, New York Times bestselling author and internet sensation with more than 70 million followers across social media. Named one of Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People of 2020, Siwa delivers her message of positivity, self-love, inclusivity and acceptance. In 2018, JoJo Siwa made her introduction as a recording artist with the release of her debut EP. She went on her first-ever tour the following year, selling out over 100 arenas and becoming the youngest artist ever to headline and sell out the O2 Arena in the UK. The inaugural run ranked #5 on the Hot Tours Chart as reported by Billboard. JoJo Siwa was recently a judge on So You Think You Can Dance and was the first same-sex couple to compete on Dancing with the Stars season 30. You can watch her compete on season 2 of FOX’s Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test, airing now.
A household name known for her signature high ponytail and iconic bows, JoJo Siwa has transcended her early days as a dance sensation to become a beloved LGBTQ+ icon, recording artist, actress, producer and internet sensation. Fans can expect a never-before-seen glimpse into Siwa's life as she sits down with top names like Tyler Cameron (The Bachelorette), reconnects with Abby Lee Miller (Dance Moms), and welcomes her “Dancing with the Stars” partner Jenna Johnson to share the person behind the glitter.
“JoJo's authenticity and global influence align perfectly with The Outspoken Podcast Network’s mission to provide unfiltered and empowering content,” said Will Pearson, President of iHeartPodcasts. “We are so excited for JoJo to lend her voice to this mission as we continue to build a space for Gen Z talent and listeners everywhere to celebrate who they are.”
All shows on the Outspoken Podcast Network are distributed by iHeartPodcasts. The network aims to amplify, elevate and reflect the diversity, richness and humanity of the voices throughout the LGBTQ+ community. “JoJo Siwa NOW'' is now available on the iHeartRadio app and all major podcast platforms.
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jojo-hut-jrs · 2 years
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I am absolutely going to make one of those moral alignment charts specifically for how fandom treats certain jojo characters because it ranges from understandingly funny to downright fucking stupid at times
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I’m probably going to start with La squadra
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dick-chugger · 2 years
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memecomradejojo · 4 years
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Reasons why you are obsessed with vampires alignment chart
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my sister helped me make this
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kdd-works · 3 years
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My Discord buddy Nero made this meme and gave me permission to share it with you guys so
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funeralmarched · 5 years
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Hear me out.
Bonus:
The only reasonable/neutral member of the group:
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