Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
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lou wilson fully committing to being baron and fucking up adaine’s shit vs zac oyama king of loopholes fucking up brennan’s shit. fight.
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I already made some friends sad with this and was going to make a funny haha part 2 but it’s been days and I just don’t seem to have enough energy for it, so y’all have to deal with this tragic re-enactment(!) of Théoden’s passing u_u
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How do you answer the multiple choice riddle of the Vulture King?
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i know that i loved you but you loved me harder every time
cassandra (pre and post kristen) with ankarna for lizzy mcalpine’s “you forced me to”
i thought the song fit a tragic vibe like these two gods!! tragic yuri!!!
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nothing is a more satisfying mental image to me than the rat grinders watching the bad kids absolutely dominate the last stand in disbelief because they thought they were going to fuck up and fail
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okay to be clear brennan has spent five years complaining about the intrepid heroes getting distracted by the vulture in the mithral factory and followed through by rewarding them all with magic items if they chose to do it again
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Forgot until a few minutes ago that Baron from the Baronies is technically one of Cassandra’s creations, and could well be on the side of the Bad Kids this time around
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