#just kidding I can handle it

[superbellsubways]

thinking about it .i think alot of people Like the Idea of getting pregnant or getting someone pregnant but not actually wanting to raise children. idk its really funny does anyone get me

#im just basing this off of how alot of people on here also simultaneously can't handle kids #but idk #maybe these people Do want kids and im just spitting nonsense #i never see anyone here talk about wanting to start families its always weirdos being rlly open about hating kids and babies #you can yell at me if im wrong

[inkskinned]

you were raised in comparison.

it wasn't always obvious (well. except for the times that it was), but you internalized it young. you had to eat what you didn't like, other people are going hungry, and you should be grateful. you had to suck it up and walk on the twisted ankle, it wasn't broken, you were just being a baby. you were never actually suffering, people obviously had it worse than you did.

you had a roof over your head - imagine! with the way you behaved, with how you talked back to your parents? you're lucky they didn't kick you out on your ass. they had friends who had to deal with that. hell, you have friends who had to deal with that. and how dare you imply your father isn't there for you - just because he doesn't ever actually talk to you and just because he's completely emotionally checked out of your life doesn't mean you're not fucking lucky. think about your cousins, who don't even get to speak to their dad. so what if yours has a mean streak; is aggressive and rude. at least you have a father to be rude to you.

you really think you're hurting? you were raised in a home! you had access to clean water! you never so much as came close to experiencing a real problem. sure, okay. you have this "mental illness" thing, but teenagers are always depressed, right. it's a phase, you'll move on with your life.

what do you mean you feel burnt out at work. what do you mean you mean you never "formed healthy coping mechanisms?" we raised you better than that. you were supposed to just shoulder through things. to hold yourself to high expectations. "burning out" is for people with real jobs and real stress. burnout is for people who have sick kids and people who have high-paying jobs and people who are actually experiencing something difficult. recently you almost cried because you couldn't find your fucking car keys. you just have lost your sense of gratitude, and honestly, we're kind of hurt. we tell you we love you, isn't that enough? if you want us to stick around, you need to be better about proving it. you need to shut up about how your mental health is ruined.

it could be worse! what if you were actually experiencing executive dysfunction. if you were really actually sick, would you even be able to look at things on the internet about it? you just spend too much time on webMD. you just like to freak yourself out and feel like you belong to something. you just like playing the victim. this is always how you have been - you've always been so fucking dramatic. you have no idea how good you have it - you're too fucking sensitive.

you were like, maybe too good of a kid. unwilling to make a real fuss. and the whole time - the little points, the little validations - they went unnoticed. it isn't that you were looking for love, specifically - more like you'd just wanted any one person to actually listen. that was all you'd really need. you just needed to be witnessed. it wasn't that you couldn't withstand the burden, but you did want to know that anyone was watching. these days, you are so accustomed to the idea of comparison - you don't even think you belong in your own communities. someone always fits better than you do. you're always the outlier. they made these places safe, and then you go in, and you are just not... quite the same way that would actually-fit.

you watch the little white ocean of your numbness lap at your ankles. the tide has been coming in for a while, you need to do something about it. what you want to do is take a nap. what you want to do is develop some kind of time machine - it's not like you want your life to stop, not completely, but it would really nice if you could just get everything to freeze, just for a little while, just until you're finished resting. but at least you're not the worst you've been. at least you have anything. you're so fucking lucky. do you have any concept of the amount of global suffering?

a little ant dies at the side of your kitchen sink. you look at its strange chitinous body and think - if you could just somehow convince yourself it is enough, it will finally be enough and you can be happy. no changes will have to be made. you just need to remember what you could lose. what is still precious to you.

you can't stop staring at the ant. you could be an ant instead of a person, that is how lucky you are. it's just - you didn't know the name of the ant, did you. it's just - ants spend their whole life working, and never complain. never pull the car over to weep.

it's just - when it died, it curled up into a tight little ball.

something kind of uncomfortable: you do that when you sleep.

#writeblr #warm up #my dad was actively doing bad shit to us and we STILL were told we were lucky . and to a point i do think im lucky #i just think also there's somethin to be said about like. how about we stop using comparison to dismiss ppls individual struggles #yes there are people who have no perspective. for the reference tho having perspective actually made me really unwilling to get help #for what was a serious and debilitating mental health issue. bc i thought i didnt DESERVE IT #and i would rather have 600 ppl who aren't THAT bad get help and get heard and get seen #than make any 1 kid. do the math that i did: look at the world that is dying and the people who are hurting and say #''oh. okay. others have it worse. they are probably better people than i am. i am being unreasonable. i cannot ask for help #i am not good. i am taking too much space. i am not worth saving.'' #bc our WHOLE lives we are taught a scarcity mindset - that you can 'steal' from someone. so that instead of changing a system that doesn't #actually offer fair support to everyone #we put the impetus on the individual to just... demand less. #and here's something - there are probably ppl who think i DIDNT deserve to get help #bc i DID have it better than other people #and something about that is ... so sickening. bc i think all of us in some way at some point WILL need help. #we were supposed to make communities. we were supposed to offer our hands. we were supposed to raise the barn #instead we said: it could be worse. now handle it yourself

[uhyeahnoabsolutelynot]

the gradual shift in joel from being the guy who’s so desensitized that he can carry a dead kid the same way he carried sarah to the site of her death and toss the corpse into a fire without blinking to being the guy who has a massive breakdown and almost nukes his whole life from the fear of ellie being irreparably harmed while under his care......and the way the last few episodes the show go out of their way to specifically test him on that fear.....like hey joel you’re mortally wounded and can’t protect or take care of her, what do you do. hey joel while you were bedridden she went through the worst experience of her life, what do you do. hey joel [insert spoilers for last ep here, you get the idea]. and he rises to the occasion, he pushes through the fear for her, because she asked him to. she wanted him to be the one to deliver her. she didn’t want anyone else. and he’s decided he’s going to give her whatever she wants

it takes time for the realization that he’s gonna have to confront his worst nightmare to really sink in. he’s built up a mental fortress against what happened to him 20 years ago. and you see that when he really starts to care is when all of that comes back up. the time skip between ep 5 and 6 was probably the Joel Quietly Freaks Out with Increasing Frequency and Intensity variety hour

and him telling her she’s not his daughter. aside from being that thing where you say the worst thing you can think of to someone when you’re trying to end your relationship with them so you can’t go back and change your mind later. but also, when you peel back all the layers of pain and fear, that’s him saying “you are not going to die.” up until that moment it’s the most honest and open expression of his feelings that he’s shared with her. his daughter died in his arms. that’s what happens to “joel’s daughter.” so ellie cannot be his daughter

that probably should’ve been 3 separate posts but it’s season finale day and i’m unmedicated, fuck it

#he's so full of fear #but parenting is fear #tlou just dials the horrors of parenting up to eleven lol #and then the way it manifests for him is the inverse in a way #instead of 'im so afraid to let my kid out of my sight' #it's 'im so afraid to be with my kid because if something bad happens to them that means im responsible' #my man has baggage what can i say #i just thought that was an interesting flipflop #anyway im excited for final ep #i will probably not be engaging with s2 not bc i think tlou2 was bad necessarily but just bc i emotionally am not in a place to handle that #lol i prefer to live in denial sometimes thats my human gay right #tlou #the last of us #my stuff

[witchspeka]

I love my girl Miwa but as soon as I read that this image immediately popped up in my head:

#HAVE SOME STANDARDS GIRL DAMN #i want this relationship to work out too but this aint it #how do we relationship #cine te a intrebat #uhmmm theres SPOILERS past this tag in case u care to read this yourself just a quick warning #i kid i joke but this scene fucks me up i like how this manga handles queerness. it shows how messy and painful it can be #like we already got a bit of that with sae and her relationship with sex but this mmmmmm this one i didnt see coming #imagine u work up the courage to confess to ur high school crush and she says she cant date you #not cause she doesnt like you. quite literally /because/ she likes you and wants to take ur relationship seriously and respect you #but she cant do that. because shes afraid of people finding out. of having to hide all the time. of being ostracised. she's tired. #she cant find the strength to do that. #the frustration of being loved but society denying you the possibility of being together... ill clown on Miwa (its very easy) but i feel bad #for her #gaud i need to sleep hai pa

[oifaaa]

Personally I'd really love to see a reverse robins where Steph takes over/tears apart black masks entire criminal empire cause her and Jason's "deaths" are already such clear parallels. So she wouldn't be Red Hood and she'd probably operate a lot differently, like her motives would more be about proving herself after how everything went down with an emphasis on proving Bruce wrong but also I think she deserves to be a little unhinged. As a treat

See you, you get it but also I really love this idea because you can do something really fun with it that after steph comes back from the dead she decides to fuck with black mask and take his name while hes still alive as shes destroying him, Jason on the other hand still dies as well but bc of when he dies he comes back much sooner and he still decides he's gonna go by red hood so he can taunt the joker as a haha you couldn't kill me and now I've got your name and using it as a hero name and basically they both still end up looking like this:

#ask #anon #dc #stephanie brown #jason todd #oifaaadoodles #Idk I just think it's cute that so much could change #But they'd still end up in similar outfits #But just reverse #Bc you know #Reverse Robin au #But also just really love the idea #That Jason doesn't stay dead for long in this au #Bc Bruce can't handle another dead kid #And does something about it #But idk there's a lot of ways you can go about it

[jordblod]

!! crucial !! piece of hilson lore confirmed - they're fucking LOSERS honestly? so affirming to me. this isn't news i know but to get this explicit piece of interaction about being a lonely child and now being weird adults who don't know how to make friends or have "normal" conversations or connections like this is the shit i eat for breakfast, especially accompanied with the complete and utter sense of surrender to this fact that wilson displays. there's absolutely no reason whatsoever for him to defend himself or act as if what house is saying isn't true bc it is and they both know it and knows the other knows it even if they've never actually talked about this once which is very likely but they know cause they're the same and they only have each other and and and

#they're so lame #hilson #hatecrimes md #to be clear i do think they had pretty different childhoods in many ways #but very early on feeling alone and different and/or misunderstood is the common thread running through both of their experiences #they almost definitely handled it very differently but just ended up on the same miserable bastard boat in the end #and no one can save them except each other. but they're actually unsaveable. and the only way for that to be okay is through each other #blahdi blahdi blah they're doomed either way but they need each other to cope blahdiblah fucked up losers solidarity #they're the worst<333 they would've bullied each other if they knew each other as kids. in fact the bully each other now aghjdfkdsfs #also honestly. wilsons response to house reading him to shreds being to play along and make a dry joke?? very cunty. love him to bits #house md #james wilson #gregory house #hmd #mypost

[of-mutts-and-men]

I’m not meant to work I’m meant to be part of a werewolf pack and be so very eepy and snuggly with all the other omegas in a big cozy nest all day >:((

#turning my failures into fantasy #im scared im never actually going to ever have a significant amount of income #i make like 20 something bucks a month if im lucky from side hustles #ive worked 2 fast food jobs for a collective 6 days and couldn’t handle it #only hired me in the first place because they said they were desperate for workers #only hurts a little bit #i just wanna move out so im not sensory overloaded 24/7 and my ocpd brain can give it a break with constantly day dreaming about moving out #i finish college this week!!! and have zero experience in anything #don’t go to college kids it’s a waste of time if you’re not doing a trade job #sighh

[rainbowtransform]

Buddy wasn’t supposed to die. Buddy was supposed to open his briefcase, find six or seven missing diamonds, go “oh no”, planeshift away and right into the arms of his party.

Regardless of whether he knew or didn’t know about the plan (I’m leaning more toward didn’t know because the angst aspect of Buddy not knowing who killed him is absolutely off the charts IF he ever comes back), Buddy wasn’t supposed to die. If the plan went right, the proctor would die, the bad kids would fall, and Buddy would have to go get more diamonds.

And depending on how you see it, Buddy will panic. He might go to Oisin, who has the entire party with him of course and beg him for seven diamonds because where else could he go? All of his are missing. And Oisin goes “hey it’s okay I’ll give them to you, but I want to see what’s going on to make you panic” and they all go the Last Stand.

The Bad Kids, in debt to the Rat Grinders? Fallen from so far off their “high horse.” And maybe even getting expelled, depending on their scores, which are right there. By a dead proctor’s hands, a word half-spelled and dried?

Well, doesn’t that just make Kippperlilly’s plan for being president even easier?

#dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fhjy #oisin hakinvar #kipperlilly copperkettle #the bad kids #Buddy dawn #listen #I don’t like Buddy dawn #but why would kipperlilly take that risk #why would she allow her GROUP to go to fail? #she’s already passed her year #but why would she let her group go down like that? #does she think they can handle it? #did they have a discussion about it and agree that they can handle being failed? #or did kipperlilly just follow Buddy and Oisin reached through to yank her back? #i dont know I don’t know… #but this is fun

[fauna-and-floraa]

Fav skz moments // Do you know what else is big?

#countdown to HIS bday it's my fav cb moments baby #christopher bang #bang chan #stray kids #skz #bystay #skz gifs #staysource #stray kids gifs #bang chan edit #Can I just say as a girl who has had people randomly comment that I have a big nose he handled this so well bc I would have dropped #a certain C word favoured by australian's on that commenter and jype pr would be having a whole ordeal #really tho what possesses a person i had a guy hit on me by saying i have a big nose and then going 'but i like that kind of thing' ??? #I didnt ask if you like my nose. I didnt tal to you at all. im insecure about it so now i hate your ass for makin me THINK about it #all stems back to my childhood bestie saying something in the back of the car but i've talked enough about my apparent nose complex already #suffice to say: I love your nose Channie #jesskz

[artsoflilo1]

New fake kids show to add to LSTV! These two are actually revamps of characters I made a little while back. Still loved them and wanted to use their designs for something, so I came up with “Star Pops”. A story about an alien dad and his baby star son

Made a bunch of doodles of them cause I love them already lol ♥️ ⭐️ hope you guys like them too!

#cartoon art #original character #character design #my ocs #kids show #aesthetic #tv shows #fake tv show #lstv #ls television studios #character reference #doodles #last doodle is just a meme redraw #Blorbo wouldn’t actually fling his baby at the fourth wall #if anything Twinkle would fling himself #little guy has more chaos in him than Blorbo can handle #he’s a sweetie though #I imagine he’s got these super natural star abilities tho #so it’s kinda hard to keep track of him when he’s flying around and doing #well #whatever star babies do #idk I’m still figuring it out lol

[nyxronomicon]

But Endeavor, whose only been a perfunctory fucker now eating pussy, your pussy, for the first time and he just does the messiest job of it. Just down there exploring every fold with his fat fingers- hearts in his eyes and juice in his chin

ANON... 🥴🥴🥴 please you are so right all he knows is breeding... (RIP don't look at me) he's gotta learn how to eat someone out sometime...

Endeavor x gn!reader (w vagina) cw: messy messy oral, fingering (thick fingers...), rough, overstim, reader squirts pet names: baby

.

"Higher- ah!" Your sharp moan told him that he found the right spot, his tongue flicking your clit. He was clumsy and awkward, like he didn't quite know how to move his mouth now that he'd found your sweet spot. Your fingers slid into his hair as his lips wrapped around your bundle of nerves.

You briefly looked at him, seeing his piercing blue eyes gazing back at you. There was a dusting of pink on his cheeks, uncertainty seeping onto his features. You wanted to tell him how adorable it was, how much you were in love with this version of Enji Todoroki. But you knew better, he wouldn't take that compliment well. He'd get hyper masculine, pin you down before getting rough and pounding his heavy cock into you.

He tried to pull away out of insecurity, but you tugged his hair with just enough force to keep him between your thighs. "Want you right here." You held him in place, seeing his eyes widen slightly and the flush of his cheeks become a deeper red.

The bashful expression lasted less than a moment, his eyes flickering closed as he sucked your clit. When he opened them again, they were full of determination. Enji suddenly pulled your hips closer to the edge of the bed to get a better angle. You felt his thick fingers dance between your folds, throwing your head back as he teased you.

"Enji," you moaned his name, arching your back as a finger pushed into you. Your cunt practically sucked him in, and he groaned as he imagined his throbbing cock getting the same treatment.

There was a glisten of sweat clinging to your skin. Your fingernails dug into his scalp as he sucked your clit hard, flicking at the bud with his tongue as his finger searched your pussy for your g-spot. A second finger pushed into you, your core throbbing for more. You threw your head back, losing control of your body as you could feel pleasure creeping up your spine.

You were so fucking sexy. He needed to taste your cum on his lips. It was all he could think as his fingers pressed your g-spot, instantly pulling lewd sounds from your lips. He smirked, his tongue now only lightly swirling around your clit as he focused on finger-fucking you. You were close, he could tell from the way you tightened around him.

"That's it, baby." He growled into your pussy, "cum for me." With another rough suck on your bundle of nerves, he prodded your g-spot relentlessly. His blue eyes were trained on you, watching every minute change as your breath hitched.

Your cunt tipped over the edge with ecstasy, Enji holding you in place as he continued his ministrations. It quickly spread through your whole body, thighs twitching as you felt yourself getting oversensitive. You mumbled his name, writhing in his grip as you rode out the orgasm.

"Just a lil' more..." He continued, "c'mon baby," his motions intensified, sensitivity instantly sending a more intense wave of pleasure through you. You could feel yourself squirt into his mouth, almost embarrassing had he not immediately started licking the essence from your folds.

He cleaned you out like a starved man, slowly and gently letting you come down from your high. He continued to watch you with adoration in his gaze, his cock throbbing with desire. When he finally pulled away from your cunt, you saw his smirk drenched in your juices.

"How was that?" He spoke quietly, but with confidence. Your expression and the fact that you were still catching your breath told him the answer.

"Not bad for a first timer." You chuckled through heavy breaths.

"Oh?" He climbed on top of you with a grin, pinning your arms above your head. "How 'bout I show you my expertise?"

.

@rottiens if I have to brainrot about this man you do too

#please no one put breeding w endeavor in my inbox i simply won't be able to handle it #endeavor x reader #enji todoroki #x reader #still having sinful nasty thoughts about this old man #i like thinking about a reader with an absolute failquirk. like just one of those stupid as fuck ones #and like Enji wants to breed her so bad but he's got his hangups about having a strong child #so he just hires her as an assistant and lusts after her for years #finally now that he's got kids that are grown enough and competent enough he can't help thinking #what if he breeds her. what if their quirks merge. that kid doesn't have to carry on his legacy. they can have a failquirk #and it's all he can think about whenever he sees her. how much he wants to fuck her into oblivion #until she's carrying the kid whose quirk doesn't matter... #wait fuck. WAIT SHIT I DID THIS TO MYSELF #goddamnit i need to be supervised. i need someone to watch as i type tags and STOP ME #my failquirk? putting all my best ideas in the tags #when my quirk merges with Enji's our child will be able to write detailed and thoughtful tags. but in the plinko horse flame text #he's gonna be so proud

[angelpuns]

I promise I'm working on stuff btw its just going incredibly slowly

#im just kinda working on whatever i can handle #so finishing up a couple of oneshot comucs #tried sketchjng Rural Au buts its so much detail intensive work #i think ill have to work on kid leo or l330n instead #idk well see #gonna try and finish these two oneshot comics first

[ghouljams]

The-ther (they/them parent) hear me out, when the kids are a little older grade school maybe bug is starting middle school the 141 couples go on a long weekend type getaway and leave all the kids (except maybe babies I guess) with Price and Duck for a type of summer camp/sleepover with the grandparents only to come back three days later to them both fighting for their lives. Something is on fire, someones on a donkey and someone else is hugging a possum while everyone sings nursery rhymes.

OK Here is the definitive "baby pecking order" or "How to survive the cow-babies"

Bug is the oldest, defacto-leader, beloved by all babies. Not who you want to align yourself with, their only priority is keeping their sister safe from the chaos.

Frog is the second oldest and you do want to get her on your side immediately. The actual leader through sheer bossiness, she'll go to bat for you.

Bibi and Soap's oldest daughter are fighting already. Do not attempt to pull them apart unless you want to get bit.

Someone lit a hay-bale on fire.

You grab Soap's oldest boy and ask him to play detective with you. This works because he has a special interest in forensics. He spends the whole time explaining how to judge time of death while you look for his younger brother.

Bug has extinguished the fire. Frog has pulled apart Bibi and the Soap girl.

Jackie is holding Bug's sister's hand and babbling about ballet. You don't know where she came from, she is not wearing shoes.

Bibi and Soap's daughter have captured a opossum. You cannot deal with that right now.

Soap's twins are eating grass... That's probably fine.

Your co-detective admits to accidentally setting the fire because he was using his magnifying glass too close to the hay. You forgive him because he seems genuinely upset.

Soap's younger boy shows up covered in mud with the biggest bullfrog you've ever seen between his hands. He eagerly explains to you that this species is actually invasive to the area and treats you to a lecture on local ecology.

It's been an hour.

#ghoul speaks #cowboy au #baby ocs #idk what to tag this as but babysitting the lot of them would be a nightmare #I don't even know what would happen through Konig's kids in the mix #Price and Duck can handle them well enough #They just start assigning jobs #kids love having jobs #ghoul babies

[suja-janee]

Given that bi han canonically has said “you turned Kuai Liang against me” he would no doubt say some edgy shit like

“YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER”

#bi han 🤝 anakin- being my favorite edgelords #if only bi Hans writing was as good as anakins #they made anakin edgy but gave him depth and personality #they just need to give bi han a LITTLE bit of that and he’d be actually perfect #can you tell he’s my favorite yet? #he’s got so much potential I just hope they don’t squander it #he’d look SICK in anakins revenge of the sith outfit #hmmmmm #I might doodle but I doubt it #I always say I’m gonna do something and then I either forget or don’t wanna do it #such is the way of the artist #sucks really cause I got some wicked ideas #some that I don’t know if you all could handle #YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH #aha just kidding #or am I #who knows #WAIT OMG #THEY BOTH GOT BURNED IN A WAY AND BROUGHT “’BACK’ AGAINST THEIR WILLS #TO A DARK MASTER WITH MAGIC HANDS #OMG THEYRE PARALLELS #IM CALLING IT #BI HAN IS MK ANAKIN #LIKE DAMN OKAY #AND BOTH OF THEIR OUTFITS ARE COMPLETELY BLACK WHEN THEYRE BROUGHT BACK #LIKE #do you get what I’m getting at here #SHEEEEESH

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… hangin with other peepaw

#something about rudersdorf just gives me the vibe that hes like the most irresponsible grandparent in the world #like to the point its a miracle the kid isnt injured any time he has them #the kind of grandpa whos like “can i have the kid on new years i bought some fireworks i want to do with them” #and knowing him youre like “...fine BUT theyre not allowed to handle the big ones got it? they can watch but no messing with it themself” #and you think thats a sufficient boundary. but later u find out he brought the kid to the gun range to set off explosives #no winning. #dailydegurechaff #youjo senki #the saga of tanya the evil #tanya von degurechaff #kurt von rudersdorf #rudersdorf

[chaosspear]

spinc

(special thanks to my bfgf @bbgatile for drawing the base body for the reference image so i could finally figure out this outfit design)

#istv #spiderverse #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #atsv #beesdraws #longclaw is his uncle ben. probably #he was bitten by specifically a radioactive moroccan flic flac spider aka the fastest spider in the world. #it also moves via cartwheels and if you can handle spiders you HAVE to see a video of this thing its so funny #in honor of that this sonic was into parkour and gymnastics before being bit #i haven't cemented his backstory yet cause honestly I've never had an au where sonic actually is staying in school before #most of the time i imagine he kinda fucks off as a kid either cause eggman empire problems lack of parents or just cause no one can #make him stay #but in this case.... well now he has a secret identity to kinda upkeep #still figuring out where and how tails would fit into this... #spidersonic