#kaen rambles

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

and like if Neo doesn’t end up coming back to Remnant...somebody’s got to let Cinder know

she’s just watching in horror as all the enemies she thought for sure she’d killed keep popping back up in her way like, “one, two, three, four, five...FUCK WHERE’S NEO”

she thinks she’s gone and lost track of the one person who is both able and willing to hunt her down and doesn’t have anything else going on in her life except Revenge. she sleeps with one eye open, convinced Neo is going to materialize on her ceiling at 3:00 AM.

#cinder fall #neo politan #RWBY #rwby spoilers #kaen rambles

[sugutoad]

A little gift for @hellcifrogs ✨✨ Kenshi Uzamaki in the fourth shinobi war seeing his teammates agains! My babies deserve a break from the shinobi world

#my art #naruto #sazh rambles #anime #Naruto oc #naruto fanart #naruto shippuden #naruto art #naruto au #team shinichi #Kenshi Uzamaki #kenshi uzamaki #Miyu Hyuga #Naoki Yamanaka #Kaen Kagerou #Team 1 #fourth shinobi world war

[zillylilguyz]

Im back with more spider theyyy thinnngggyyyy beeccaauusss I'm mean (lyrics from class of 2013 because. Mitski <3)

#zilly little ramble #spider oc #spider theyy 😼😼😼😼 #kaen my silly

[strywoven]

@astarab1aze has requested a story : hydre could sense something off about the little creature before him - kaen, was it? he didn't really care - some drop of divine blood dissimilar to his own. interesting enough; they probably tasted like versus did the first time he ate her. strange, sickly sweet, but also bitter and foul - this had the hydra most curious. gathering kaen into his long arms, casually lifting them off the ground, nuzzling into the crux of their neck. he breathed in their scent, soft and off-kilter, unusual and comforting in a way, like a cool breeze on winter's first frosty morn. peculiar, fantastic even, he couldn't help but unhinge his jaw as they babbled on, awkwardly, amusedly, whatever--

𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.

Not wholly oblivious to the actions of the greater ( o’eater , o’glutton , have you no sense of compromise ? no shame ? you may take all my good graces , but bargain not for the fruit of my flesh ) , the way arms spool as snares ‘round such delicate curves and hoist them to dangle off the ground.  T r a p p e d , yes , caught ; lo’ what can they do but heed the inhibitions of given prey-creature ?  How TRAGIC an ordeal as this , to be felled by their very friend ( how utterly , completely predictable of him , too — ) !  Only a fool would have put faith in such a wretched creature … And Kaen so loved to make risky bargains ( almost too often ) .

It grows remarkably quiet , all their rambling on and on , their body limp and still as if in ACCEPTANCE of his eternal hunger.  But then , remarkably , the young god l a u g h s ( yes , mocking the face of death ) , tilting antlered head just so to provide better vantage of an open throat , their pulse beating strong and calm despite it all.  Is this funny ?  No , just a little foreplay before the inevitable ; Kaen knows how this ends , they simply want to t e a s e and t o y a little is all ( any good hunter would respect that ; the chase is part of the pleasure of a meal ) .  ❝ Ah thought we ‘ad a deal , huh ? ❞  Low , coy comes their voice , a playful warble , ❝ Y’re only e’er allowed ONE BITE , ‘member ?  Cannae let ye spoil yer appetite , Hydre. ❞  Yes , they would h a t e to do that.  Their gaze drifts , looking at him – poised and ready , practically d r o o l i n g over their flesh – out of the corner of their eye.  One hand lifts , raising back to sift into pale tresses , to tangle and YANK , wrenching his head away with immense , surprising force ( just a reminder , they are not simply a docile little doe ) .  ❝ If ye wan’ extra t’day , y’re gonna ‘ave ta’ feckin’ EARN IT ! ❞

#❧ ⸺ how can ( queue ) say there is no story here ? ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | answered ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | verse i: main ❞ #astarab1aze #astarab1aze | hydre #me typing this like: evil.. gross.. yucky.. i hate you both.. #hydre really do just like... bring out the *worst* in kaen i'm telling u

[ask-bolin]

I need Mako like how fire princess wants Bolin.

@ask-mako-stuff wheres our mako!?

Is he that busy with guarding either Wu or fire princess.

Tsk sigh.

We need to have a double date with your gal.

If princess is fine with having a streets gal like me in it.

Anywho. Where and how will you plan the double date Bo?

And of course Pabu can join with or have their own fun. My fire ferret Jasmine, lemurs kaze and kuki and bison Mabo . Just got Mabo from Tenzin. Are at the air temple so you can drop off him there.

By way breaking fourth wall but. To princess.

I have autism , major depressive disorder,, ptsd , anixety etc and learning disability in math. I understand you. I tend to ramble also stupidly so I apologize of this long thing. I hope you feel welcome and I love seeing your asks as well.

Beyond cute and good imagine of fire princess and Bolin.

Not the typical ones I see of Mako and a fire princess... I'm like NOOOO NOT MAKO. HE NEEDS TO STICK AS A DETECTIVE OR COP. Q.Q Plus as I read or seen from avatar genji? It don't end well or idk. I think was fire princess married to mako. And they divorce. Yadada. I'm like Q.Q NOOOOOOooooOooo wth . Ahem.. I am Origin Of Kaen by way. Nice to meet you as well! I'm anonymous because it's fun with my signature at end mwuahaha

Much love to you all for reading this... and thanks

-😏

(Author: Since 😏 anon had a message for 🔥👑 anon, I'm including both of you in the tags. Hope that's okay! I will be light on the oc's in case we don't have permission. I totally understand it can be a pretty personal thing. Anyways, Bolin's response ahead!)

Hello Kaen! A double date huh? That would be super fun! I think going to a fair would be a great idea, even Mako would have fun there. The only thing is that I can see a fair getting kind of loud, and it'd be hard for all 4 of us to hear each other if we're too spread out. But if it's not TOO too busy, like maybe during the day? That would be cool, because we could walk around, play some games, go on rieds, and eat a ton of food! Well... not so much to get us sick of course.

But that would be a lot of fun! If it DID end up getting too loud, and we've had our share of the fair, (ha, I rhymed) we could have a little kickback out one of our places. Just relaxing with some little party games, eat a bunch of snacks, let the radio play in the background. Even a calm night like that would be super fun! Either way, we'll all have a great time and a bunch of food.

#😏 #😏 anon #🔥👑 #🔥👑 anon #bolin answers #ask bolin #bolin #legend of korra #gif

[strywoven-moved]

@imstarwalkin asked : mal is just gonna come closer and plant a big ol' kiss on kaen's lips. why, you may ask. he felt like it.

Busy , busy , busy — ! Oh , there was so much to do ( & as the saying goes , there was barely ever enough time ) . The kitchen is rife with commotion ; the faun has occupied not solely the oven , but nearly a l l the counterspace with the sweet-smelling mess of whirlwind baking routine. Malzeno’s entire home is scented like a b a k e r y , and although the dragon has come along into the kitchen , perhaps drawn in by whatever it was Kaen had gotten up to , the wee doe is so entirely e n g r o s s e d in their task , they barely take notice of the other redhead leaning ‘gainst the countertop and watching the scene unfold ( it’s cute , isn’t it ? a homemaker by name alone ; covered in batter , singing along to the radio playing nearby , a dance-like gait addling their step every time they shift ‘tween stations— ) . Until they happen to t u r n , and promptly let out a small yelp of surprise seeing Malzeno smiling at them nearby. Pressing a floury hand to their breast to ease their startled heart. “Ah- Ah didnae ‘ear ye come in ! Ye should make some noise next time , ye a’most gave me a feckin’ heart attack.” Even with the scolding , he’s laughing ( not at them , they know , but they can’t help the pout pushing their lip ) .

Using their apron , Kaen cleans off their hands. “Lemme jus’ finish this last batch then Ah’ll be yers fer th’ day. Ah made some extra fer ye , too , o’course !” They point out a small plate of various treats set to cool on the windowsill. “But Ah promised Ah’d get all’a this done by t’night fer th’ sale an’ —” And they hardly realize the dragon is moving around the small counter , coming towards them as they mindlessly ramble about the things they have to get done before sunfall ( such a busy-body , they are , when did they ever have time for anything ? ) . It surprises them when he s t o p s them midsentence , calling out their name in a familiarly TENDER sort of way ( he has that look on his face that says , really kaen ? again ? ) . Effective only a moment , Kaen is about to launch into another tangent when his lips greet their own , his hand warm and comforting ‘gainst their cheek , keeping them anchored into the sweet moment. Whatever they wanted to say is suddenly l o s t on them , the woes and weights of whatever it is they were planning on achieving almost nearly f o r g o t t e n . The tension that had been working through them the whole afternoon begins to ease away , their smaller frame leaning into him , eager to accept the reprieve he offers. When they draw away from each other , the godling feels … More r e l a x e d . With a touch of flustered light glinting in their stoney features , Kaen smiles up at him. “Thank ye , Mal. Tha’- Tha’ actually helped.” Not that they’re sure it was his intention , but it worked.

#❧ ━ ❝ ooc || maybe queue really are just some forgotten story in the end || queue ❞ ━ ☙ #❧ ━ ❝ ch. KAEN || answered ❞ ━ ☙ #❧ ━ ❝ ch. KAEN || verse i: MAIN ❞ ━ ☙ #imstarwalkin #imstarwalkin || malzeno #yes good #this is the content i needed

[sketchygabz]

Kalina: ‘scuse me sir, but I was wondering if you found Jesus?

Kaen: oh my god...he’s MISSING?

#darkwood #darkwood oc #kalina #kaen #incorrect darkood quotes #toss my nonsense here why not? #text rambles

[diamondclaw21]

Now cause I’m basically sitting in the middle of mock week, I’m gonna have a little ramble of @sketchygabz and @nessietessimal pirate/treasure planet au. You know, as a treat

I’m also gonna come completely clean with you lot. I’ve never seen treasure planet in my life. Soooo-pirate time-

- The army squad are a former navy crew turned pirates after what I can only describe as a terrible accident-(aka, the navy shot at them and they went COWABUNGA IT IS-) so they’re pirates with a fearsome reputation now

- basically they went captain nemo from 20 thousand leagues under the sea who am I kidding-

- Before they went COWABUNGA IT IS, their ship was known as one of the most intimidating ones out of the fleet. A basically grey, armour plated ship with the black icon of a snarling bear on its side.

- Basically, you didn’t screw with them if you had a choice in the matter

- However, Jakob and Diana were a lenient first mate and captain (yes Diana is the captain). They ran the ship fairly and made sure everyone was okay

- This didn’t change when they switched into being pirates, all of the crew agreed with them and also agreed to switch to becoming pirates (which gave them more freedom)

- Originally the plan was to go after more tougher-ruthless pirates. And the navy ship which attempted to take them out the water

- That changed when they heard that their kids (Kaen, Zak and their daughter Zophia) were apparently caught in another terrible accident and had gone missing

- Oh boi

- That was the last straw

- Basically, the crew of the Ursa have now spent the better part of their time destroying navy vessels in revenge of their lost kids. While also trying their damnest to find the rest of them.

- You know, parent things-

Crew composition:

- Diana, the captain of the Ursa. A fair and calm lady, unless you’ve angered her. Also a crack shot with basically any fire arm.

- Jakob, quarter master. He is still romantically involved with Diana and is a big man with a lot of muscle. Basically, if you’re gonna get to the captain-gotta get through him first

- Nikolai, the crew’s carpenter and blacksmith. He’s the one in charge of making stuff and maintaining the ship. He’s a bit stern, but he’ll quickly warm up

- Elias, the crew’s surgeon. He’s patching everyone up before shoving them back out there to get stuff done. Has his own personal brand of rum that no one is too sure what’s in it. Except his twin sister Eevi.

- Eevi, the crew’s master gunner and relentless ball of energy. She’s all up for a bit of jokes and gambling on board, as long as no one gets butt sore about it. She stops Elias from drinking the entire rum supply.

- Antoni, group’s boatswain. Cocky, brave and willing to do the impossible to get stuff done. Lost his right hand in the terrible accident, but he got a replacement

#loving these idea #and got to remember to watch treasure island at some point #alright #rambling done. #revision time #diana #the soldier #jakob

[originofkaen]

“You sure you can handle this?” Tenzin asks. “Your baby is safe with me Tenzin. Don’t worry. I took care of Bolin when we were young. “ Mako explains. “It’s not you I’m concerned of. Is your girlfriend Kaen. Does she know how to take care of a baby? “ he asks. Kaen was watching Bolin carry the baby silently. While Pema was rambling of what to do and not to do to them. Mako slightly frowns. “I’m sure she will be fine sir. She learns fast. And I’ll be there. Now go have fun and we will see you both tonight. “ Mako explains. “Very well. I trust you. Pema let’s go. “ he calls out. Pema kisses her baby boy bye then the married couple left the apartment. Silence filled the room till a scent filled it too. Kaen looks at the baby. “If there’s one thing I know I can mostly do here is probably do this….be thankful boys” she goes to grab the baby but stops scared she never held one. “Um can you put him on a towel on floor for me..I’ll do rest.” She sits on living room floor placing towel on it while Bolin places her down. Mako hands her the diaper bag. Kaen changes the diaper with ease but with almost some shooting of pee towards them but got cleaned up. When onesie was back on. Mako was feeding him a bottle as they all sat on couch. “Hey babe?” Mako asks. “Hmm?” She glanced at him. “You know how to change diapers?” He asks curiously. “Well … you know I’m from where Katara was. I helped with changing a lot… was a for real stinky job everyday almost hundreds of diapers..at end day got Katara and Aangs few minutes sometimes if lucky. Then stuff happen. Lost my parents. You know rest. “ she explains. Mako uses his free hand and held her hand. She lays her head on his shoulder. “Not even a hour. You two look like a married couple with their own kid. “ Bolin looks at them smiling. Mako blushes and Kaen slightly. Mako gets up and goes to another room to burp the baby after feeding. Kaen playfully tried pushing Bolin off couch. But couldn’t. Bolin laughs. Mako comes back and hands the baby to Bolin. “Play with him while I make a call outside. Do not harm or do anything not suppose to with the baby. “ Mako walks outside. Kaen knew he was really outside to smoke a cigarette. Bolin goes lay on floor on his back. Holding baby in air. Making baby noises. “You the cutest thing. Yes you are. You are a good little boy. You are! Yes you!” He coos. Suddenly baby starts to float on own. Using its air bending. “Woah. Come here buddy!” Bolin goes to reach but the baby giggles. Kaen thinks. It lights a finger of hers. The infant suddenly looked at the flame interested. Then suddenly a burst of air blew causing her flame to burst out. Mako quickly ran in seeing flames from window. Spraying water from hose. Kaen was drench. “Why was there a fire?! I leave for a minute?!” He yells. Kaen runs hand through her wet black hair. ”He started using his bending flying around so to grab him. I used a small flame from one my fingers to get his attention but. He used his bending and caused my fire to expand. “ she mumbles. “Uh guys..” “Why would you use fire near a air bending baby. Or any baby at that!?” “Guys..” “Well I’m sorry sweetheart I don’t know how to care of a baby! I’m trying!” “Guys!!” “What!?!?” They both yelled glaring at Bolin. He gulped. “Uh.. baby is gone..since fire happened..” Bolin whispers. Kaen and Mako both had grim faces. Both ran out the door looking around frantically for hours. Separately. While Bolin stayed at house in case Tenzin or whoever comes. It started to rain. Kaen was sitting at a park on a swing. Looked far she can. After some time she went back to house. Seeing Mako arriving back as well. Mako was mad at her so he went inside first and she followed behind. Till see Bolin sleeping on couch with the baby laying on him with his arms over it. “I guess..baby was here all along..” Mako mumbles. He goes to grab baby from his brother. “Let’s bathe you then dressed. They be here soon..” he yawns. Kaen goes walk to him. “I’ll bathe him. Get some rest..” she says concern. “No you did enough ” he goes to bathroom. (P.1)

#legend of korra #lok #mako lok #mako #legend of korra mako #origin of Kaen #Bolin #Pabu at groomers #lol #part two finale soon #ask Bolin #imagine mako #imagine Bolin #ask mako

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

okay so there's a lot of things that stick out about Midnight but here's just one

when Cinder first gets to the Glass Unicorn, the shock collar is already there waiting on the counter—

—so Cinder was always going to end up with it one way or another, no matter what she did

(and who knows if it was bought new? maybe she wasn't the first child slave this hotel has seen; all three Tremaines act like this is business as usual when they meet Cinder)

but Madame doesn’t put it on her right away, just gives her a list of chores and leaves the room

now, from a Doylist perspective, I'm pretty sure it's to save time that we don't see Cinder actually having the collar put on her; they had a whole lot of shit to cram into just a few minutes and that would have been unnecessary. but, from a Watsonian perspective: why?

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consider: Cinder literally just got here. she has no idea where anything is or how to do anything that's being demanded of her: cleaning up around a stable is a whole different ball game than being charged with the upkeep of an entire, enormous hotel at ten years old, maybe even younger depending on how much time passed between when she was first "adopted" and when she met Rhodes

there's no way she did everything perfectly, or even right, that first try (and of course her stepsisters weren't any help)

she's being immediately set up to fail, and more importantly, to be punished, to be shown exactly what her captors will do to her when they find her lacking

so: did Cinder have the shock collar put on her the first time she made a mistake, and have it framed as her own fault?

Cinder, years later, Realizing: hEY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

#i should note that that's not actually my headcanon for how cinder got the shock collar #y'all can read that when i finish the fic it's in #also i've apparently gone to the midnight image gallery on the rwby wiki so often for posts #that it's the first thing that comes up when i put 'rwby' in my search bar #RWBY #cinder fall #kaen rambles

[ladyarwelie]

Continuing my rambling about this

Din often thinks about him, especially after the Mandalorians have been forced into hiding. They had never met before the destruction of their birth planet, before finding themselves in that cabin on the Mandalorian spaceship. Yet they were the same age, they lived in the same city. They had often joked that, if they said so, the others would actually believe that they were twins. Same dark brown eyes, same curly hair, same features of the face. And then who could have denied it?

They became indeed brothers, even if not by blood or by the mandalorian way. They knew. And that was enough. Before receiving the helmet, they tattooed a symbol on their forearm which means "family". Din thought it was a little too sentimental, but Kaen persisted saying that they were the only remnants of a dead society, that they were meant to be tied up and blah blah blah. So Din gave up.

They did separate over the years for various reasons, and those tattoos were a way to always recognize each other.

Next rambling

#din djarin #the mandalorian

[kaenkusari]

Watching emotional movies are my way of dealing with anxiety attacks....losing myself in someone else's struggles helps me remember how to feel emotions since I tend to just shut down. First Wives Club is my favorite one, but historical sports movies are waaay up on my list too.

What do you guys do?

#depression #ramblings #kaen rambles #recovery #emotions #movies

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

okay but “The Final Word” really did completely change my perspective re: the whole “Salem’s ultimate plan is to destroy the world and Cinder is on board with it”

specifically, the line:

“In pursuit of a new world, no cost is too great.”

Salem is speaking solely for Cinder’s benefit here. Yes, Ironwood is there, but he’s not worth considering on any level; he’s essentially already dead. [insert Fist of the North Star joke here]

So there are two possibilities here:

1) Salem does in fact want to destroy the world, and is lying because Cinder thinks her plan is to create a new one

2) Salem's plan is not actually to destroy everything and everyone, and Cinder has been filled in on the real details

And I'm thinking Option 2 is way more likely: Cinder might be self-destructive and bitter enough to be willing to die along with the rest of the world, so long as she gets to be the one to hit the doomsday button, but that couldn't be the only thing she wants. If she could be, as Mercury puts it, "top dog in Salem's new world," she would absolutely be down for that as well: probably more so! She wants to be strong, to be feared, to be powerful, and I don't think she much cares what form those take.

So my thought process has done a complete 180: Team Good Guy might have a totally wrong idea of what Salem actually wants, and the only people who actually know what's up are Salem herself and Cinder, who have yet to spill their beans.

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

#rwby salem #cinder fall #RWBY #kaen rambles

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

okay so usually slashers are either trying to make the main group of victims sympathetic so you root for them to survive, or insufferable so you enjoy seeing them get picked off; the original Friday the 13th is clearly going for the former, but there's a running theme that makes it particularly sad

Pamela Voorhees killed the 50s counselors for being careless and self-absorbed enough to let Jason drown, and the root of her attempts to keep the camp closed is fear of any more children dying

but the 80s counselors show every sign of being the exact opposite of their predecessors

Annie isn't just chipper and friendly, she's jazzed to be working with children and pointedly respectful of them (I think it's also worth pointing out that she's the camp's intended cook, just like Pamela, and probably very much like Pamela was before her son's death broke her)

when Ned calls for help in the water, the entire group switches from goofing around to Serious Business instantly, not wasting a second in rushing to save him and making it clear they're well-trained and know exactly what they're doing

(and it's also made very clear that Pamela was watching them do this)

Brenda's death might be the worst viewed through this lens: she dies because she runs out into the pouring rain and mud to help what she believes is a child in danger, the exact thing that Jason's counselors should have done and were killed for not doing

hell, Ned is a useless dick, but even he responds to the sight of a stranger entering a cabin not like "Hey, what are you doing here?! Get out!" but with a polite, "Hello? Can I help you?"

despite their playing around even more than the previous counselors, I feel safe in not only saying that they're the kind of people that would have saved Jason from drowning, but that they're responsible enough that a kid wouldn't have ended up in the lake unattended in the first place

what it really comes down to is: if the camp really had reopened, everything would have been fine, but that's not a possibility that Pamela could have accepted

#friday the 13th #friday the thirteenth #horror #kaen rambles

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

god they’re so CUTE

I am going to WEEP they are so CUTE

#tairose #taiyang xiao long #summer rose #RWBY #kaen rambles

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

entranced by the video of this enormous beautiful lady again and it reminded me 

rewatching Jaws in the theater made it click for me why, despite being very clearly a seventies animatronic, the shark in this movie has always felt more real and more intimidating than the majority of CGI sharks in modern movies, which move realistically faster and more fluidly

it’s the fact that it is an animatronic, and a fucking big one, that makes it so even if its stiff movements might come off as goofy it still evokes better than anything else the fear that there is something HUGE, RIGHT THERE, and it WANTS TO EAT YOU. 

even if the CGI sharks look and move more like real sharks, there’s still an intangibility to them that takes you out of the movie and fails to scare

like here, one of my favorite scares in the whole movie:

a CG shark’s colors are not going to blend in with the water the way the animatronic shark’s do. you’re going to register exactly what you’re looking at there right away, while here it’s only there for a couple seconds and then sinks away before you’ve gotten a proper look: all you register are the primal fears of BIG and MOUTH and RIGHT THERE. I feel like that’s a lot closer to what spotting a real shark in the water would feel like. 

and sure, you might be able to see all of its inner workings once it’s out of the water, but still! you can look it in the fucking eyes! water is sloughing off of it! there’s blood on its teeth! 

BIG. HUNGRY. RIGHT THERE. That shit from Shark Night could NEVER.

#i am slightly drunk #and remembering when i was microdosing on being in the ocean by watching jaws in 3D #where's that one post about being in a parasocial relationship with the ocean because mine is Suffering #jaws #kaen rambles