#kid ciri

[shy-urban-hobbit]

“I mean, you’ve got to feel a little sorry for them really haven’t you?” Jaskier said from where he was mopping up the last of the evidence of the half dead rat Roach had thoughtfully decided to gift them (the first time it happened he’d shrieked in surprise before Geralt put it out of its misery with a matter of fact “Welcome to country living, city boy”). Geralt gave a non committal hum from where he was warming milk up for Ciri on the stove. The little girl sat colouring at the large kitchen table - too large for two, but that would change when Geralt’s brothers and any guests they decided to bring descended on them.

“I mean they’re just minding their own business like, Oh I’m a hungry rat. Please don’t kill me.” Here Jaskier put on a slightly squeaky voice and held up his hands in imitation of paws, still holding onto the mop, “And then wham one of the last things they see is Roach’s teeth coming towards them. So many teeth.” He gave the resident farm cat a critical stare and received a dismissive tail flick in response.

Ciri giggled at his antics which caused him to grin back at her in return. It always felt like a special sort of personal victory when he managed to coax a laugh out of the little girl.

Despite being together for six months, he was still being introduced to her as her father’s ‘friend’ (which was true enough, they wouldn’t be dating if they didn’t get along) and Jaskier was happy to go along with it. Geralt had explained without revealing too much that the little one had been let down by too many adults in her life already, himself included, and ‘boyfriend’ was maybe just a little too official sounding for the time being (and if he said his heart hadn’t broken a little for the five year old smiling at him from Geralt’s phone, he’d by lying), especially after the shit that had gone down with his ex. Geralt hadn’t gone into detail but from what Jaskier had gathered, the woman had had a hidden agenda in wanting to get back with Geralt and Ciri had almost gotten seriously hurt as a result. Geralt had blamed himself for jumping back into the relationship too quickly and so, any potential partners now had to pass what Jaskier had dubbed ‘The Ciri test’.  

He liked to think he’d passed the first portion with flying colours, the tiny blonde seeming perfectly comfortable with him in public places. Now they were dipping their toes into Jaskier staying in their home for longer periods, with Jaskier having graduated from the guest bedroom to sharing with Geralt the previous visit (the brunette wanting the ground to swallow him up when she happily informed her Uncle Eskel of ‘Daddy’s sleepover’ when the man had dropped by unexpectedly the following morning. Geralt had just shrugged and told him to be thankful it hadn’t been Lambert; who could and would, happily take the piss forever).

“Alright Ciri, put your things away and then go get your bedtime book. I’ll be in in a minute.” Geralt said, pouring the warm milk into a plastic My Little Pony cup.

“I want Jask.” Ciri declared form where she was trying to force the crayons back into their box by the (relatively small) handful, Causing both adults to stop what they’d been doing and stare at one another. This was new.

“You sure you don’t want daddy?” Jaskier asked, looking to Geralt for some sign as to what he should do.

“You do better funny voices. Daddy’s all sound the same.”

It took everything Jaskier had not to burst out laughing at that as he took in the minute eye twitch from the other man at that statement, “Geralt?”

Geralt nodded, “Mind if I stay and listen? You know how much I love The Gruffalo.”

Jaskier snorted and felt a surge of fondness. The lies we tell for our children.

It ended up being a joint effort, with Geralt guest starring as The Gruffalo “On account of you being so, well...gruff.” and admitting to a slightly too smug looking Jaskier and a mostly asleep Ciri that “Yes, Jaskier does better voices for everyone else. Especially Mouse.”

"Everything ok? You’ve gone all quiet on me.” Jaskier said from where he had his head in Geralt’s lap as they watched some mindless Netflix show. “I didn’t overstep did I?” He was suddenly frantic, his anxieties bubbling back up to the surface now that he didn’t have a performance and an audience to focus on, “I know you probably just said yes so things wouldn’t be awkward. I probably should have told her no and come up with an excuse but how can anybody say no to that face-“

“Jaskier. It’s fine, honestly.” Geralt said, rubbing his hands up and down Jaskier’s arm in a way he knew calmed him, “I’ve built up something of an immunity to Ciri’s puppy eyes. I would’ve said no if I had a problem with it. I’m just thinking.”

“About?”

“About how I might have a question for Ciri.”

The next morning saw Jaskier seeing both of them off with a hug (also accompanied by fishing a stray cheerio out of Ciri’s hair which he had been too tired to question) before heading back to his city apartment and his job as a music tutor.

“Ciri?” Geralt asked, putting her school backpack by the door as he knelt down to help her button up her coat, “You know how Aiden is Uncle Lambert’s boyfriend?"

It had slowly been killing Jaskier not to check his phone as soon as the text notification came through but he was nothing if not professional and he would not check his phone when he was in the middle of a lesson. Thank the Gods he did wait as he was prettu sure he gave his retreating student a minor heart attack with the squeal he let out at Geralt’s message:

‘Ciri has been proudly announcing to her classmates this morning that Jaskier is her daddy’s boyfriend. Much disappointment from the single mums.’

#the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #witcher jaskier #jaskier #jaskier x geralt #jaskier/geralt #geralt/jaskier #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #kid ciri #witcher geralt #geralt of rivia #geralt

[spielzeugkaiser]

This was supposed to be part of a 'Ciri starts to realize that (while it's obvious that Jaskier is in love with Geralt) this is not as one-sided as she thought it was' comic (or like in short, when you find out your dad has two hands) but then I decided to colour that panel and made it separate 🙈 also a Ciri under the cut:

She's going hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#the witcher #the witcher netflix #geraskier #geraskefer #geralt x jaskier #geralt of rivia #jaskier #Ciri #there is nothing that I love more than relationship fics from an outsider POV #it doesn't work as well in art sometimes but I looooove it I love it so much #I think from S3 onward - since Jaskier is part of the family - it's not like a big shock especially since she's already an adult #but I think these stories are really sweet with kid Ciri

[catzerooo]

It's take your kid to work day

#god of war #kratos #atreus #BOY #witcher #geralt #ciri #joel #ellie #the last of us #horizon #aloy #rost #its take your kid to work day and everyone is super excited about it #daddy daycare #grumpy dad and loud child is everyone's favorite trope

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fuckin blocked the SHIT out of someone for hating s3 vol 1 bc (among other reasons) ciri is "irresponsible" as if she's not a literal fucking child that lost everything and everything she loved and finally lets herself act like a kid when she has a family and parents again and (as audacious as it sounds) that means she'll want to do fun things more than stay safe and (clutching my pearls as we speak) be upset when she's told she has to cover up and hide during the ONE night that was supposed to be genuine fun that she hoped to have ON HER FUCKING BIRTHDAY

#SHE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE RESPONSIBLE!!!!! THATS THE TRAGEDY!!! #THE SADDEST FUCKING PART IS THAT SHE *SHOULDN'T* BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF THIS!!! SHE SHOULD BE HAPPY AND SAFE AND A KID!!!!! #OF FUCKING COURSE SHE'S IRRESPONSIBLE SOMETIMES!! ITS WEIRD TO EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!! #mine #the witcher #the witcher s3 spoilers #ciri #cirilla fiona elen riannon

[pygmy-huff]

Jared is on my list, I had bad vibes from the start and thought he'd just coattail Cirie, but this is way worse. Take your Andrew Tate ass out of the damn house, flop.

#bb25 jared #big brother #bb25 #cbs big brother #big brother 25 #I know for a fact if he wasn't Cirie's kid Izzy would've been crying and throwing up like she has been over Cameron. #Atleast we got Cory... Atleast he's been fine but the girls are definitely saving this season 100% #And don't even get me started on Jared being weird about Blue and her race. Acting as if he's exotic and shit. Effed up #I see why he gave Lukkke a pass. The guy saw his toxic ass in that Kkkyle Dahmer cheese sleeping idiot.

[artistsfuneral]

Geralt knew of course that parenting would be no walk in the park, but that didn't mean he was prepared for the hysterical screaming tantrum that would accur after telling his 6 year old daughter that she couldn't join her friends in a week-long summer camp, because there would be campfires and she was still so scared of fire that they couldn't light candles in the house and a campfire would definitely terrify her even if she said it wouldn't.

#sigh #kids aren't rational #the witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #witcher #geralt #geralt of rivia #ciri #cirilla of cintra #modern au

[nxttheendxfthestxry]

Closed Starter: Going to Be Okay (James/Ciri/Bonuses)

He's through the woods as fast as his legs can carrying him, clearing obstacles including a small flame, coughing but not stopping, never stopping.

He has to find her.

There is no other option.

James coughs as he bursts through the treeline, seeing her, not even seeing the others, running straight up--

Hitting a barrier and backing off slightly, his hand coming to his head, shaking himself off quickly and recovering. "CIRI!"

Cora looks up, alarmed. What the--? She looks to her brothers. Cal looks surprised and a bit confused.

Meredith has her head down, arms curled over her head. She'd stopped crying a long while ago. She didn't have any tears left. She doesn't look up at the cry. She didn't have any hope left, either.

Brandon Breyer glances to his sister and her counterpart, raising an eyebrow. Was that... his uncle, at a younger age?

Maruca's eyes widen and she looks to Atlas. They'd finally made it out here, for all the good it had been. Wylie looks up, lighting up with hope. It had to be, didn't it?

@storystartsanew

#i try i try to be a good kid || james #a fantasy of who you think i'll be || cora #i'm a natural disaster || meredith #seriously i've got this || maruca #i'm definitely in for whatever comes next || wylie #have to have it my way 24 hours a day 'cuz i'm hot like that || caladium #dance with me through the night || ash #trek au || brandon #askstorykidshqevent #event: apocalypse #askstorykidshqapocalypse #&ciri. #&trek!hope. #&atlas. #&loriss / yarrow. #thread: going to be okay

[podcastenthusiast]

Really think there's something to be said about Vesemir and the Kaer Morons putting in the effort--because it wouldn't always be easy--not only to train Ciri as a witcher, but to help her heal from her trauma (and maybe in the process heal some of their own) by giving her a safe and supportive and happy home, a place where she had a chance to have the childhood they never really did (apart from Vesemir's bedtime stories of course).

The witcher fortress was, I've no doubt, a minefield of bad memories for them all. Can't even imagine how Vesemir felt seeing a child at the keep again, maybe wearing some poor trainee's old clothes. How hard it must've been for them not to think about what they went through and everything/everyone they lost when Ciri inevitably asked questions.

Even so, despite having no idea what to do with her sometimes, they tried so hard to ensure Kaer Morhen would be nothing less than a good home for this young human girl. Which it was, because she was loved so much there. And I think that's beautiful.

#in the books it doesn't seem like she was there that long? but let me have this. basing this largely on the wholesome stuff #i know eskel has a kid somewhere too but i dunno much about it #this is the premise for part 2 of my latest fic is just need like. a plot #the witcher #witcher 3 #witcher books #cirilla fiona elen riannon #kaer morons #vesemir #the temple is great ok i just adore weird witcher girl ciri and her five or six weird uncles

[pinkhysteria]

lowkey felicia is, on a somewhat subtler level, to cirie what blue is to america. that jealousy been eating them up all season. 💀

#bb25 #both those dummies are latching onto and protecting jatt a little too much for my liking when they have other options. #anyway the way felicia has always moved about cirie is why i wonder if the professors were doomed from the outset. #like you know hisam was protecting them but they said he moved like a 'dictator' ike who gives a fuck jdskjdsk #but it's one thing to work with the 'kids' like matt and cory and be the 'elder' in those dynamics so to speak. #it's another to be butting heads with other ppl who feel *they* should be in that position.

[shy-urban-hobbit]

Lambert tried to let the yelling and squealing fade into the background as he sat at one of the picnic tables keeping one eye on his niece, the bright pink bunny ears he'd bought her on the way in paired with her blue dress making for an excellent marker as she ran around in circles like something possessed in her hunt for chocolate eggs. Ciri had talked about nothing but the children's Easter egg hunt at the local petting zoo all week and then of course, both Geralt and Jaskier had to fall sick when Yenn was also out of town and Eskel's car was busted, leaving Lambert to step in to save the day. Or giving him a convenient excuse to not work on that paper which was due when college classes started up again. Potato, potahto. So long as Ciri was happy, right?

Speaking of, Lambert frowned when he saw Ciri attempting to climb the fence on the far side of the playing field. They'd been expressly told the perimeters of the hunt before they started so unless she'd gotten distracted or bored, there was no reason for her to be over there. He made to yell her back before realising she'd probably be too far away to hear him and started walking over. He picked up the pace when he saw a dark skinned man who looked to be around his age in the bright yellow t-shirt which marked him out as farm staff come over and lean on the other side of the fence, smiling as he said something to Ciri. Lambert was still too far away to hear but he caught the gist as Ciri diligently placed both feet back on the ground and instead started gesturing to the large tree which the other man was stood underneath.

Lambert reached them both just in time to hear him laugh before he practically launched himself into the branches and disappeared amongst the thick foliage.

"Ciri?" He asked coming to stand next to his niece, "What are you doing over here?"

"He with you, sweetheart?" A voice from above piped up and Lambert looked up to see the mystery employee perched on a branch, staring down at him critically with eyes so green they could almost blend in with the leaves.

"It's Uncle Lambert. My daddy's his big brother and that's why he's my uncle!" She called back happily, giving the explanation which had now become routine ever since they'd explained the basics to her of how family trees work and proceeding to hang off his arm for emphasis.

He nodded, seemingly satisfied, "Well, Uncle Lambert. How are you at catching?"

Lambert barely had time to process the question before an egg wrapped in bright blue foil was plummeting downwards, Lambert lunging to catch it on instinct before dropping it into Ciri's basket. It was swiftly followed by many others in various colours, the two adults building up something of a rhythm somewhere around the fifth.

"Think that's all of them!" Was the only warning they got before the other didn't so much climb down the tree as drop down, startling Lambert a little with the suddenness and impressing him with the fact that he'd managed to stick the landing from that height.

"Thank you!" Ciri cried out happily, giving him a gap toothed smile, "Uncle Lambert, I want to play on the slide." She shoved her now near overflowing basket into Lambert's side before darting off towards the playground, leaving Lambert to follow behind.

"She's got a good eye." The other said, vaulting over the fence and falling into step next to him, "Name's Aiden by the way." He said pointing to the name badge plastered with various animal stickers which declared as much, "Figured it was only fair seeing as I found yours out."

"Who the hell decided to hide eggs up a god damn tree anyway?" Lambert asked looking back over his shoulder, "How were the kids supposed to find those?"

"I don't think they were." Aiden replied. Lambert raised an eyebrow, inviting him to elaborate, "That tree has a hollow about halfway up. I think one of the guys who was in charge of setting this up stashed a bunch for himself up there and accidentally left that blue one your niece spotted poking out." Aiden gave him a wide grin, "Honestly, that's the best karma ever for literally trying to take candy from babies."

Lambert gave a matching smile, allowing himself to share in the enjoyment of karmic justice, "You being serious?"

"Unfortunately. If it's who I think, they can be a bit of a dick whenever they get scheduled during the holidays. You should've seen the Christmas display, they put a few of the elves in some rather suggestive poses."

Aiden pulled out his phone and started scrolling before holding it out for Lambert to look at, sure enough there were numerous shots of plastics elves in various positions and poses which would have had Geralt and Jaskier covering Ciri's eyes but had Lambert laughing in delight, "Ok, but those are pretty funny."

"We thought so, too. The parents very much wouldn't have though. Luckily our supervisor noticed before we opened for the day."

Lambert gave another laugh before looking over to where he could see Ciri waiting in line for her turn on the slide.

"Hey uh, nice job too by the way. Not just on the egg retrieval but-" Lambert petered off awkwardly.

"Checking that she actually knew you?"

Lambert nodded.

"Of course. Can't be too careful with kids, right? Especially at something like this, although you'd be surprised how many guardians take offence. Still, I'd rather get yelled at than be the one who let a kid go off with a total stranger, you know?"

"Uncle Lambert, come push me!!" Ciri yelled from the swings.

"And that's my queue." Lambert sighed, adjusting his hold on Ciri's basket. Surprisingly, he'd been enjoying the others company, "Thanks again, Aiden."

"Don't mention it. I'd better get back to work too." He turned to leave before seeming to think better of it and turning back, looking slightly hopeful, "Hey. Our baby pygmy goats should be old enough to meet the public next weekend. If you guys are free you should come and say hi, they're seriously cute."

"You working that weekend?"

Aiden nodded, "I'm scheduled for the Sunday."

"Then we'll see you on Sunday, Aiden."

#the witcher #the witcher fanfiction #aiden/lambert #aiden x lambert #lambden #lambert/aiden #lambert x aiden #witcher aiden #witcher lambert #lambert #kid ciri #witcher ciri #princess cirilla #ciri

[spielzeugkaiser]

Ciri feels a bit like she's been in the way, once Geralt and Milek become closer - like she held him back somehow.

The thing I think is crucial about this - things went wrong and Geralt missed out on seeing Milek growing up - but Geralt is a dad. The parallels are there.

#geraskier #jaskier #geralt of rivia #geraskier lovechild #the witcher #what I want to get at is that Geralt had Ciri pretty much from Mileks birth on #and the thing is #the THING IS if you look at the timelines #with Cintra burning down happening and Sodden and Geralt searching for Ciri - even if he had known #even if Jaskier had told him and he had been happy about it #he probably wouldn't have been there for Mileks birth #because he would have been trying to get to Cintra #and he absolutely wouldn't have taken Jaskier #he even might have not taken them later to KM either (to protect them) #so either way it would have been messy because Geralt would have gotten two kids at nearly the same time #this why that feels a lot like the parent trap in my mind sometimes even if I can't describe how #pfppfpf #OF COURSE it would have been sooooo much different for Jaskier #but I do think all of that is something he learns from Yennefer later #and it stings but he is also glad that Geralt took care of his child surprise #so for Jaskier there is always the thought too of. Geralt is already doing it all #trying to handle things #and they would be... additional

[chaosites]

👾 & 🚀! | @luxieloo16

👾-Do any alters in your system have typing quirks?

Yep! The most prominent is @kyl-13 's who mostly types l1ke th1s but sometimes even types l1k3 th1s!

I'm just going to include every little thing as a quirk because i can😈

Our OMORI introjects do something that Kind of counts as a quirk where they type certain nouns like THIS , @chaos-chara and @krismasdreemurr will start their text with * ,ENA tends to type in all uppercase then all lowercase and sometimes Normally with perfect puntuation. @ferns-treehouse sometimes uses 🏵 instead of O, |||Kid types like this||| ,Lake has a lot of quirks. Truly too many to count. They always are changing too. #no sense of identity ♡, @god-7o7 tends to use most of the quirks from his source and @fuckyouforever2023 types in all caps 99% of the time!

🚀-Does your system have any Non-human alters?

Yep also😈 24 in total‼️Amity(Witch) Hal(alien),Blooky(Ghost/Robot), Catra(catgirl, affectionately) Ciri(Secret),Darcy(Freak),ENA(ENA),Fern(Grass boy),HL(Luma),Kylie(Android),Lake(Ghost),Lazuli(Gem),Mae(Cat),Mars(Demon),Marshall(Vampire),Melon(Demon),Mustard(Cookiegirl),Nastasia(Batgirl),Starwalker(Starwalker),Tobias(Demon),X(Immortal nonhuman)?(Star warrior? ♡s sp profile isnt filled out . He axtuallt jumpscared me recently) and Lastly, Gary(Candy)

Kid is a special case (God that identifies more with being human) so we wont count grim! And Chara is a special case as well (Human but like a little more sinister than that) so I'll say....maybe 24 ½

#kylie mention #chara mention #kris mention #ena mention #fern mention #kid mention #lake mention #seven mention #trent mention #amity mention #hal mention #blooky mention #catra mention #ciri mention #darcy mention #HL mention #lazuli mention #mae mention #mars mention #marshall mention #melon mention #mustard mention #nastasia mention #starwalker mention #tobi mention #x mention

[thence-we-came-forth]

Yen and Ciri as the moon and her mother

#based on a story my mother made uo when i was a kid #where the moon let her mothers hand go when crossing the street and fell and broke her face #yennefer of vengerberg #cirilla fiona elen riannon #the witcher #witcher fanart #witcher netflix #my art #yennefer fanart #ciri fanart #so thats how the moon ended up with a half scarred face and i ended up with nightmares for years

[buskerjaskier]

I have updated my fic “awake, awake (you children bold)”, and yes, I can confirm there’s a Shrek reference snuck in there as a treat.

#what can I say I love shrek man #peak cinema #in fact #I have a ‘shrek is life’ tattoo on my foot #because I’m dumb as shit #don’t get tattooed drunk kids #Ciri #jaskier #geraskier #geralt #yennefer #the witcher netflix #the witcher #my writing

[thewingedwolf]

awww cirie is getting excited about the pictures jared got and referred to one of her kids as “bleezy” aksjdjd that’s so cute

#pooh is a stupid nickname but i love when parents have the dumbest names for their kids #and cirie calling him pooh and then immediately saying bleezy? high art aksjs #bb25

[lassieposting]

young!vesemir parenting the kaer morons:

old!vesemir grandparenting ciri:

#he figures it out over the years #dad -> granddad glowup #the witcher #netflix witcher #dad!vesemir #100% the kid chasing the laser pointer is lambert #lambert is also one half of the get along shirt #and he'd be teaching ciri to make potions or reading her a beastiary rather than like. making muffins