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It has been 5 hours since miles last seen you, you were supposed to go to the grocery store and come right back, so what was taking you so long? But little did he know, you were right around the corner. As soon as you entered the apartment you were met with your boyfriend looking pissed. “Where were you? '' he asked, crossing him arms.
You poked your head through the door and smiled nervously. “soo,I may or may not did something I wasn’t supposed to” you started as you came through the door with a box. The scowl that was etched on his face quickly disappeared as he rubbed his face. “What did-, what's in the box” he asked looking between you and the back.
The smile on your face didn’t disappear as you put the box . Miles jaw nearly dropped when he saw 4 kittens and 1 dog. “Yea so I may have adopted 4 cats and a dog” you said holding up one black cat and dog.
Miles wasn’t too sure how to start, or what to say. “Where-, how-.....why?” he asked.“A random creepy man was in an alleyway then he saw me and asked me if I wanted them and I said yes” you answered. “What did I tell you bout letting random people lower you into alleyways”,
“I mean he showed me the animals and I left, and I made sure I wasn’t followed back, so we were good” you argued, shrugging. The male rolled his eyes and stooped down to inspect the animals you brought home. Why is there a random dog?” miles asked as he picked up the puppy.
“The name said the mama dog gave birth to a litter but the other died and that one was left, then the cats came in play cuz the mom died and he just put them all together, but now the mama dog died sooo” you explained all in one breath.
“Good god ma, we can’t take care of 4 cats and 1 dog” Miles complained. “Yes we can”, “baby with what money”, “don’t play” you sassed. “Can we keep them” you asked.
Your boyfriend looked at you and at the animals. “Nah” you rolled your eyes and groaned. “of come on dem” you said in a baby voice holding up the puppy. Miles looked guilty for a few secs and gave in. “Fine, we can foster, them” miles said making clear. “what are you gonna them?”
“Oh my gosh I love this question so” you started as you held up a back Cat with very green eyes.
“We're gonna name this one plag, this one, cat noir, this one camembert, and this one cat nap, and the dog, dog day” you said. Miles looked at you then blinked. “...wait, run that by me again”, “plag, cat noir, camembert, cat nap, and the dog, dog day” you repeated. “...yea were not naming them that”,
“Oh come on there good named” you complained. “No,”
“how bout prowler?” You offered, making the joke. As in you call him kitty some tines, and it pisses him off.
“Not only no,but hell no”
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started giggling and kicking my feet cause i randomly remembered hedwig’s predator when derek did his ‘hunt’ for stiles and his reaction to stiles being his peak creature self….. hnggggg predator!derek was , i can saythis, the hottest derek hedwig has written (<- have started doubting myself midsentence cause the happiest of all!derek suddenly flashed in my mind)
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