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nctzensmolbean · 3 years

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blackpink: we have two songs in just dance!

exo: we also have two songs!

kris wu: but one of them was never released

luhan: i was GOING to have a song in game but it was never released

z.tao: you guys are getting songs?

#just dance #blackpink incorrect quotes #exo incorrect quotes #kris wu incorrect quotes #luhan incorrect quotes #huang zitao incorrect quotes #seriously #add those songs

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pyokomoko · 3 years

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vvhl, lufan, and meigeni incorrect quotes (ft. nctzen, army, xingmi, and meu)

meigeni: lufan, I know you love hailang. i mean, we all do, he's a very nice person and i respect him immensely. meigeni: but I think he might be a fucking idiot.

*the group is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake* nctzen: uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake meigeni: you're in a prison cell lufan: you did great. Well, I got a 10- meigeni: you're in a prison cell with bars on it hailang: i got a 1! meigeni: you're in... a cube-shaped place.

*The squad right before army's wedding* hailang: well I have to go, i have a wedding to attend. lufan: wait... oh! i have a wedding to attend too! meu: oh, i have a wedding to attend as well nctzen: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND meigeni, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

meu: time for plan G. army: don’t you mean plan B? meu: no, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. nctzen: what about plan D? meu: plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. meigeni: what about plan E? meu: i’m hoping not to use it. hailang and xingmi die in plan E. lufan: i like plan E.

lufan, sighing: we need to talk about your maturity. *meu, meigeni, army, and nctzen are all standing on a table* meu: bold words for someone standing in lava and holding a cauldron of acid that looks like it's overflowing.

meu: why isn’t the statue smirking at me? meigeni: it isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. meu: three of us saw it, meigeni. how do you explain that? meigeni: *points at hailang* sleep deprivation. *points at nctzen* paranoia. *points at army* delusional personality disorder. *points at xingmi* and he's on lsd. again.

lufan: nothing in life is free. hailang: love is free! army: adventure is free. meu: knowledge is free. nctzen: everything is free if you take it without paying.

xingmi: WHO KEEPS EATING ALL OF THE CHEESE BALLS!?

*looks at hailang with his mouth full watching a tape of carat and monbebe in a play, meigeni shitting on a sleeping army's mouth, and nctzen attempting to surgically remove meu's stomach*

xingmi: *calls lufan* please, PLEASE take me to china so i can get away from these fucks.

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kpopbitchisback · 4 years

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Kris:

Suho: Hey Yifan I'm Yo fan

Kris: *leaves exo*

#kris wu #exo suho #suho fluff #suho fic #kim junmeyon #junmyeon #wu yifan #kris wu incorrect quotes #suho incorrect quotes #wu yifan incorrect quotes #junmyeon incorrect quotes #exo #exo incorrect quotes #exo memes #exo chats #exo imagines #suho imagines #kris wu imagines

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bad-exo-imagines · 4 years

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Sehun: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Kris: Say goodbye and mend my relationships

Baekhyun: Something illegal

Kyungsoo: Accept my fate

Minseok: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Sehun: What???

Baekhyun: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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incorrect-smtown-quotes · 4 years

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Chenle: I drink to forget but I always remember

Kris: you're drinking a Capri Sun

#china line #Zhong Chenle #Kris Wu #incorrect kpop quotes #admin c #all queued up

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sscarletvenus · 4 years

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Luhan - Yifan, if Zitao jumped off a cliff, would you?

Yifan - With all due respect, my mother gave birth to a leader, an innovator, and most importantly, a dumbass.

Yifan - I'd be the first off that cliff.

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kkaebsongnuguaegi · 4 years

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KrisHo

KrisHo’s kid: Daddy, please????

Kris: *sighed* No, Sehun. I said many times that we are not going to Disneyland,

Kid: But, Daddy! Please?

Kris: *shook his head* No, baby.

Kid: Please, Daddy?

Suho: *appears behind Kris and whisper in his ears* Please, Daddy?

Kris: *jumps up and starts to pack his things* Alright, pack your things. We are going to Disneyland.

Suho and their kid: Yay!

#krisho #wu yifan #kris wu #exo m #incorrect exo quotes #kim junmyeon #suho #junmyeon #kim joonmyeon #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #kpop ships

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hello-there-bonjour · 4 years

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Kris: ILY.

Suho: Aw, say the full thing, It’s more romantic.

Kris: I’m Leaving You.

#sorry #i just had to #im a bad person ik #exo #exo suho #exo kris #wu yifan #kim junmyun #incorrect quotes #incorrect kpop texts #incorrect kpop quotes

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tenhoe · 4 years

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Exo incorrect quote

Yixing: if Harry Potter can fix his glasses, why doesn’t he fix his eyesight?

Chanyeol, whispering: oh, my god

Kris, from another room at 2am: go to sLEEP

#i panicked #exo #exo incorrect quotes #incorrect exo quotes #chanyeol #yixing #kris #kris wu

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correctexo · 5 years

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Kyungsoo: He died of natural causes

Jongin: I SAW YOU PUSH HIM OFF THE ROOF!!!

Kyungsoo: Gravity is a natural cause

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kpop---scenarios · 5 years

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Before I Met You

Moodboard by my bb: @lovely-kpopp-blog

Summary: You were a struggling College student with mountains of debt and a job that didn't pay nearly enough for anything. When your friends suggests you try sugardaddy.com you were hesitant but decided to go for it. You noticed Kris Wu's profile immediately but felt too nervous to message him. When you woke up the next morning, you saw a message from him. Will he end up being your prince charming, or will everything end in disaster?

Coming soon...

#kris wu #kris wu fics #kris wu writing #kris wu imagines #kris wu icons #kris wu scenarios #wu yifan #yifan icons #yifan writing #yifan imagines #kpop fanfic #kpop idols #kpop #kpop icons #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop writing

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nctzensmolbean · 3 years

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kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?

henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.

kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.

henry: you don't mean zitao?

kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here

henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.

*8 hours later*

luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?

kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?

luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK

#kpop fandom incorrect quotes #kris wu incorrect quotes #henry lau incorrect quotes #sm english line incorrect quotes #eric nam incorrect quotes #amber liu incorrect quotes #huang zitao incorrect quotes #luhan incorrect quotes #part 2 soon

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carpe-vitta · 4 years

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Suho: Pelo menos eu criei dois filhos que se saíram perfeitamente bem.

Kris: Você tem dois filhos que eu não conheço?

#incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect exo quotes #exo #Suho #junmyeon #kris #krisho #yifan #kris wu #kpop

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summerdayskpop-blog · 5 years

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SM: Okay EXO you guys are going to have a reality show

EXO: YAY!!!

Suho: *Nervous sweating* What? T-there has to be a mistake, are you sure Red Velvet or NCT doesn't need this instead?

SM: No.... We're pretty sure it's your turn for this promo, you guys deserve it!

SM: Don't need to worry, it will be just like EXO showtime!

EXO: *Evil smile*

Suho: *Calling Kris* TAKE ME AWAY WITH YOU

#Suho is the single mom with all her kids #suho #exo #incorrect exo quotes #incorrect exo #incorrect kpop texts #junmyeon #sehun #sm #jongin #jongdae #baekhyun #kris #kris wu #chanyeol #red velvet #nct

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bad-exo-imagines · 4 years

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Kris: I'm dad inside

Kris: I mean dead inside

Kris, glancing at EXO: No I didn't

#cue junmyeon in the background like: LIAR #kpop #exo #bad exo imagines #exo imagines #exo quotes #incorrect exo quotes #kris wu #wu yifan #kris #kris imagines #kris quotes

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incorrect-smtown-quotes · 4 years

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Baekhyun, at 4am: Hey Kris, you ever think maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time?

Kris: It’s 4 in the morning. Please go to sleep.

#exo #Kris Wu #byun baekhyun #baekkies sweet 4am nothings #incorrect kpop quotes #admin c #all queued up

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