#kuroshitsuji incorrect quotes

[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Ciel: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people-opener”? Grell: … Grell: …Should I not have?

#incorrect quotes #incorrect anime quotes #black butler #black butler ciel phantomhive #ciel phantomhive #black butler ciel #ciel phamtonhive #kuroshitsuji grell #kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji grell sutcliff #ciel black butler #grell #grell sutcliff #black butler grell #black butler incorrect quotes #kuroshitsuji incorrect quotes

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Ciel: When business men schedule a meeting with me so that they may attempt to betray me, you’ve always remained by my side.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

Ciel: And when gunmen invade the manor to kidnap me, where have you been? By my side.

Sebastian: That is correct.

Ciel: And when I awake from a nightmare, where have you always been? Tell me.

Sebastian: By your side, my lord.

Ciel: That’s right. Sebastian...

Sebastian: (grins)

Ciel: You’re a fucking jinx.

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[bezierballad]

Sebastian: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw." Grell: "Gladly."

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitpost #grell sutcliff #incorrect quotes #sebagrell #grellbastian

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

More incorrect quote !

Ceil: * looking at his distant relative and the momma at the window* Sebastian

Sebastian: yes my lord?

Ceil: how many letters came in for (yn) asked for courting this week?

Sebastian: about three this time, seems she is quite a popular widow

Ceil: Burn it, she belongs to this family and she birth a living proof of it * he means that reader is a wife by marriage and the results of her giving birth to one of the blood lines *

Sebastian: yes my lord

Yesss~The drama

Because that's really the only way you can get out from under his thumb So you're definitely trying to respond to someone, ANYONE

🖤🖤🖤🖤

(Y/n): *Casually walks past Sebastian*

Sebastian: *Stops walking*...Mistress?

(Y/n): Yes?

Sebastian: You have something your not supposed to have, don't you?

(Y/n): ....

Sebastian: ....

*(Y/n) takes off running with the letter with Sebastian following right behind*

(Y/n): CHILD, RELEASE THE KITTENS!

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[natsuki208]

Ciel: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Sebastian: Thats because your too short to do so.

Ciel: ...Listen here you-

-

Ciel: What's this?

Sebastian, hugging Ciel: Affection!

Ciel: Disgusting.

Ciel: ...Do it again.

-

Ciel: Sebastian, I got suspended from school…

Sebastian: WHAT?!?! What did you do?

Ciel: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.

Sebastian: And…?

Ciel: I asked which end…

Sebastian, unable to contain their laughter:Okay, you just made my day.

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #ciel phantomhive #sebastian michaelis #antisebaciel #incorrect quotes #like i said before #I’m having too much fun with this 😅

[potatoes-4u]

Ciel: What's your type?!!!!

Alois: Anything honestly, but nerds especially.

Ciel, desperately as Alois bleeds out: Your blood type!

Alois: Oh! B positive!

Ciel: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP RIGHT NOW, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE-

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[yamraihasgirlfriend]

Ciel: You're right. Sebastian: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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[eemoo1o-animoo]

(Mey-Rin and Bard are sitting at the kitchen table; Sebastian enters)

Sebastian: What’s that book you’re reading, Bard?

Baldroy: ‘The ABC of Sex’.

Sebastian: Well, surely could keep stuff like this for when you’re on your break.

Baldroy: Aye, I know, right? The A, B, and C. Three whole positions. The more ya know, huh?

Sebastian: (sighs)

Mey-Rin: Finny’s starting to ask about sex, yes he is. Me and Bard just wanna be prepared.

Grelle: (entering) What are we talking about?

Sebastian: (turns back to preparing the food, behind them) Bard’s reading pornography.

Grelle: Ooh, let’s see, then!

Baldroy: Am not!

Sebastian: Are too.

Baldroy: Am not!

Mey-Rin: Stop it! We’re learning about sex so that we can tell Finny what’s what, yes we are.

Grelle: Oh, don’t worry about THAT. I can tell him all he needs to know.

Baldroy: Ah, thanks, Miss Grelle. We really appreciate it, don’t we, Mey?

Sebastian: I don’t understand why the two of you require a book to discuss such things - back in my day, we didn’t have a book. Well, apart from the Karma Sutra, maybe.

Grelle: Me neither.

Baldroy: Well, it’s all changed since your two’s day, I’ll tell ya that for nothin’. Why, I remember when me ’n’ my missus back in America-

Grelle: Yes, yes. Long lost families, and all that dribble. But, surely, nothing’s changed THAT much.

Sebastian: I can assure you, some of the men of today will still take you out and expect you to perform fellatio. No man worth his salt, mind you, but-

Grelle: ...Fellatio? Really, me? Sing opera?

(...)

Grelle: He’d have better chance at asking for a blowjob.

#source: mrs browns boys #long ass quote #i’m sorry #heavily edited quote #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #grelle sutcliff #as I neared the end I was like ‘this should have been the reapers not the servants’ #might redo it #grell sutcliff #bard #baldroy #mey rin #finnian #finny #original post #black butler incorrect quotes #kuroshitsuji incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #suggestive

[myreygn]

Messenger at the door: May I speak to the head of the household?

Sebastian, turning to the stray cat he picked up from the street and keeps hidden in his quarters: There's someone here for you.

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[bezierballad]

Grell: "I sent you a message asking and you said yes!" Sebastian: "You were asking me if I could get you extra nuggets at Wendy's, not if I wanted to get married." Grell: "So you don't want to get married?" Sebastian: "No."

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #grell sutcliff #grellbastian #sebagrell #incorrect quotes #source: don't hug me i'm shitposting #kuroshitpost

[bespectacled-bookwyrm]

Finny: Sebastian, can we sleep in your room tonight?

Sebastian, with an exasperated sigh: Why? What happened?

Mey-Rin: We played with a Ouija Board and cursed all of ours.

Baldroy: And Tanaka's no help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits so he's just throwing green tea leaves at them.

#Incorrect black butler quotes #Finnian #Mey-Rin #Baldroy #sebastian michaelis #kuroshitsuji #Source: unknown #And a bit of editing from me #Tanaka #Incorrect Kuroshitsuji Quotes

[mr-humphries]

Eric: craft an elaborate plan, make sure Alan doesn't die, collect 1000 souls, and run away with Alan.

Eric: what was your plan

Alan: don't die. (Optional)

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[natsuki208]

Sebastian: Who knows why fate led me to little Ciel that day. Maybe I was feeling pity for the boy or it was my demonic instincts…

Someone switching through frames of Sebastian and little Ciel

Sebastian: Okay! Who’s in charge of the freeze frames?!

Finnian: S-Sorry.

Sebastian: Anyway, rescuing Ciel was a cinch. Then came the really scary part… parenthood.

#incorrect quotes #kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #finnian #dadbastian

[bapydemonprincess]

Herman Greenhill: Someone once told me that the great kings of the past are up there watching over us.

Cheslock: ....Really?

O!Ciel: You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us...?

The P4:

Clayton:

Joanne:

Edward:

Cheslock and O!Ciel: *START CRACKING UP*

Cheslock: WHAT MOOK MADE THAT UP?!

Edgar:

Lawrence:

Gregory:

Herman: Yeah... pretty dumb huh..? Haha yeah... 🙃

#kuroshitsuji #kuroshitsuji 2024 #o!ciel #the p4 #the weston boys #edgar redmond #herman greenhill #lawrence bluewer #gregory violet #cheslock #edward midford #joanne harcourt #clayton #incorrect quote #Source: The Lion King

[teddylovestea]

Sebastian: "You´re spoiled."

Ciel: "Well who´s fault is that?"🙃

Sebastian:

Sebastian *internally*: damn I´m about to lose an argument to a thirteen year old

#incorrect kuroshitsuji quotes #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #o!ciel #black butler #text post

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Baldroy: So, you’re telling us that you can speak almost every language?

Sebastian: Yes.

Baldroy: Alright, then. How’s about Spanish?

Sebastian: Mi nombre es Sebastián, y soy simplemente un gran mayordomo.

Baldroy: French?

Sebastian: Je m'appelle Sebastian, et je suis tout simplement un sacré majordome.

Baldroy: Italian!

Sebastian: Mi chiamo Sebastian e sono semplicemente un gran maggiordomo.

Baldroy: Japanese!

Sebastian: Watashinonamaeha Sebasuchan de, watashi wa shitsuji no jigokudesu!

Baldroy: Icelandic!

Sebastian: Ég heiti Sebastian og ég er einfaldlega helvítis þjónninn.

Baldroy: WHO THE FUCK SPEAKS ICELANDIC?!

Finnian: Um, Icelandians.

#duh #source: sam and mickey #black butler #kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #bard #baldroy #finny #finnian #original post #black butler incorrect quotes #kuroshitsuji incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes