#lawyer dio au

[k1ranishf4]

My Lawyer Dio AU

I just want to clarify that I looked the characters up and researched if their birthdays were established. I’m keeping the canon ones and just made up some for those who don’t have a specified birthday.

We all know that Dio finished law school by the time he was 20 or 21 years old and 120/121 by the time Giorno was four. So I’ll just take this and move everything to the “modern” time.

Which basically means that Jonathan and Dio were born in 1967/68 instead of 1867/68.

But first of all, I’d like to specify that Stands still exist and Jonathan has his wonderful Hermit Purple but with roses. I’ll come up with a name later, I guess.

Also, since Jonathan is very much alive, Dio has his own body and is therefore still his canon height (185cm/6 ft 1 in)

To elaborate further:

Jonathan was born on April 4, 1968

He was 20 in Part 1, so I’ll just keep that in this AU as well. Only difference is that it’s 1989.

Now, I like to think that Dio’s older despite coming to the family later, which is really funny. Like, imagine you’re an only child until one day your father adopts a boy who’s like a year older than you and you end up having an older brother who’s the total opposite of you.

Since there’s no specific birthday, I’ll just make something up. Sooo… Dio: January 2, 1967

Obviously, this is also mudad, so I’m keeping his sons’ canon birth dates. But this also brings a few issues, if you will.

Giorno was born on April 16, 1985, which means that Dio was 18 when our Disney Princess was born.

He’s canonically a manwhore and I don’t intend on changing that anytime soon. He simply fucked around a lot in his last year of high school and the entirety of law school and ended impregnating four women.

I’ve checked and there aren’t canon birthdays for the other three, as well. All we know are their birth years. More to come up with for me.

Donatello: March 12, 1987

The thing is, despite being born in the same year, I like the thought of Rikiel being a few months older than Ungalo even tho he’s the local crybaby at home.

Rikiel: February 25, 1988

Ungalo: September 10, 1988

Now, Dio’s not the only one with children and I want to include George II and Erina too. George II’s canon birth year is 1889, so I’ll keep that as well but it’ll mean that Giorno, Donatello, Rikiel and Ungalo are older than him.

Since he doesn’t have a specific birthday, I’ll just add nine months to Jonathan’s canon date of death, which is February 7, 1889.

George II: November 11, 1989

Guess what, Erina also doesn’t have a specified birthday!! We only know that it’s some time in 1869. Hmmmmmm…..

I want her birthday to be in June, to be honest.

Erina: June 26, 1969

Let’s not forget the grandpa, of course. The only thing I’ve found out is that he died in 1888. I want him to be 45, which would mean that he’d be born in 1843.

So, we’ll just take that and move it to the 20th century and we get May 16, 1943.

To summarize:

George I: May 16, 1943

Jonathan: April 4, 1968

Dio: January 2, 1967

Erina: June 26, 1969

Giorno: April 16, 1985

Donatello: March 12, 1987

Rikiel: February 25, 1988

Ungalo: September 10, 1988

George II: November 12, 1989

Let’s get to how our local hoe finds out about his sons. As I’ve already mentioned, Dio was 18 when Giorno was born but he didn’t know and obviously didn’t get custody right then.

It went like this:

Homeboy was sitting in his study in the year 1990 and was going over the most recent case, when one of the butlers came in and delivered a letter.

It was signed by all four of his past flings and it said that all four of them had a son each. They gave him a location to meet ‘cause neither of them really wanted the custody of them. At first, Dio thought that it might be a lie to get money since he’s the adopted son of a famous aristocrat but he also believed that it might be true.

Jonathan found out, because of course he did, and immediately sent a butler to get the car ready so that Dio could go. Dio didn’t have another choice but to do so, since his lovely brother just had to get involved.

Turns out the letter was honest to God and Dio came back with a five-year-old who had pitch black hair, a three-year-old with brown hair and two one-year-olds in his arms, one of which had dark skin and black hair with hot pink highlights styled into locs and the other with unusual pistachio green hair.

Welp, at least George II wouldn’t have to grow up alone🤷 anyway-

George I was delighted to have even more grandsons but he didn’t exactly approve of Dio being a manwhore, since that’s the opposite of how he raised his sons to be.

I want to include D’Arby and Vanilla Ice (as well as Hol Horse and maybe a few others of the Agents of DIO) as Dio’s personal butlers because it’s fun to imagine his sons judging them because of their fanatical loyalty to Dio, but I’m not sure how.

I’ll probably make him move into a different manor maybe four years later, where he has his own (canon) butlers/servants, whatever you want to call them. But I’ll obviously let them stay in England, a grandpa and an uncle want to see the kids, okay?

Dio still has his shithead asshole personality but he doesn’t go as far as wanting to kill his adoptive family and trying to claim the inheritance via vampirism, to the point where he literally wants to achieve heaven.

Nah, this man cares for them but is extremely bad at showing it, even though Jonathan and George know. Jonathan always knows. Dio had to learn the hard way that he can’t hide shit from his brother.

He has a good relationship with Erina, they constantly make fun of each other and hey, would you look at that! He didn’t forcefully kiss her when they were twelve!! She can kick ass and he acknowledges and respects that.

Coming back to the Stands, Dio noticed that The World is very useful with four rat children who can do nothing but cause chaos and misery for him. Especially when one or all of them decide that running into traffic is how they want to spend their evening.

I’m not exactly sure but I think it’s established in canon that Giorno is the only one who’s a born Stand User. I’ll change that in this AU and make his brothers born Stand User as well.

The years pass, blablabla, Giorno still takes over the Italian Mafia because he can and gets rich even tho he already is and his brothers still don’t know what to do when they’re adults.

But! They find out their older brother has started dating some dude (“his name’s Hugo or something.” “are you stupid, it’s Fugo” “Gugo, like I said.”) and they spy on them when they’re out on a date.

Dio doesn’t exactly care if or whom his sons date, or which gender that person has since he’s a bisexual slut who keeps sleeping around, but he’ll make sure that neither of the four are taken advantage of and checks their partners’ backgrounds and lifestyles behind their backs.

Now, adding the fact that he’s a slut to his career as a lawyer: he wins every case.

Reason number one: he’s beautiful

Reason number two: he’s charismatic

Reason number three: he’s manipulative

Reason number four: he’s cunning

Reason number five: he’s convincing

Reason number six: he sleeps with the judge when his client is actually guilty

One of his sons: are you ever gonna give us a stepmother or stepfather?

Dio, planning his next one-night-stand: step-what?

He reluctantly leaves his sons in the care of his obnoxious brother when he has to go somewhere for work-related purposes. He’d rather die, though. (When they were children, at least. When they were 15/13/12/12, he began leaving them at home in hopes of finding it still in one piece later)

It’s basically a huge mess with a lot of chaos and misuse of some Stands (“didn’t I tell you two to stop using your Stands in the mansion?” “Ungalo started it.” “LIAR! Donatello started it.”) but it’s also fun and Dio wouldn’t trade it for anything.

He promised himself to never stoop down to the level of his piece of shit birth father, and he’s keeping that promise.

Oh yeah, he still poisons Dario before being adopted by George I. Normal, am I right?

#jojo's bizarre adventure #dio brando #giorno giovanna #donatello versus #rikiel #ungalo #george joestar #george joester ii #jorge joestar #erina pendleton #jonathan joestar #mudad #jjba headcanons #jjba #lawyer dio au

[emproleon]

— Dio Brando, Attorney at Law ⚖️

#jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #dio brando #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba fanart #lawyer dio #modern au dio #jojo fanart #the lawyer dio brainworms have been running RAMPANT lately #my art

[thepaperclip]

Well…..I hadn’t seen the logical conclusion of a full Ace Attorney joke for @sboopie ‘s Lawyer Fugo AU………..so I just…….

Also this AU is amazingly fun and I’m honestly living for it lmaoooo thanks so much to Sboopie for creating this wonderful AU!

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #thepaperclipart #pannacotta fugo #dio brando #sboopie #lawyer fugo au #aaaaaa I hope u don’t mind it but it was rly fun!! #ace attorney #ace attorney au #i think that’s still an accurate tag??? #i kno actually v little abt ace attorney lmaooo

[corpsoir]

i think the lawyer fugo au @sboopie has got going on is very funny and just imagining fugo screaming at dio outside the courtroom is making me giggle

#i gave dio a stupid heart shaped tie instead of the headband . #its so funny. too funny. #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #vento aureo #stardust crusaders #purple haze feedback #pannacotta fugo #dio brando #lawyer fugo au #corps.art

[nothingbizzare]

"I picked my son out of jail just got out of court . That's my son ❤️"

Lawer Au by @sboopie

Am I the only one who thinks that the lawyer au Dio is an insta ritch mom who posts photos with them selves and kids and cars .

Anyways sboopie stop making cool funny designs and au ideas I need to finish the fugio art /j /pos I KNOW I NEEDED TO DO THE FUGIO ART BUT FUCK THAT WE DOING LAWER DIO

#nothingbizzare art #jjba #lawyer fugo au #dio brando #dio #giorno giovanna #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo bizarre adventure #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba fanart #jojos bizarre adventure

[whimizera-me]

@sboopie

your lawyer fugo au has given me SOO much delight

anyways this is what I think he looks like whenever sees DIO

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo #lawyer fugo au #DIO #jojo part five #golden wind #jjba fugo #fugo pannacotta #I USED A COLOR PALETTE GENERATOR FOR THIS #AND THEN IT JUST GAVE ME FUGOS COLORS #GODDANGIT

[thenorwalkagent]

“Oh, you’re approaching the bench?”

Slutty lawyer!Dio for the ever-expanding @sboopie lawyer Fugo au

(Ref. this post)

#it has been SO much fun to see this taking off #justice is blind but the judge is not #dio brando #lawyer fugo au #jjba #mine

[dardar-commissions]

Messy sketch but I practicing my ideas about Dio and his normal life as a lawyer🥵

#dio brando #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo fanart #DIO LAWYER AU #headcanons #headcanon

[rejectshumanity]

this research is taking much longer than anticipated. he's going to need more coffee. is that cute new intern still hanging around the office? she ought to make herself useful for once, and brew a fresh pot for him.

#// muse status. #// verse vi. lawyer au #// don’t mind me shamelessly using dio’s lawyer au to vent my work woes #// i’m trying to research a very specific question for an attorney and i’m having no luck 🥲 it’s like searching for a needle in a haystack

[orphetoon]

this ask is your excuse to ramble ablut jjba x ace attorney. feed us the lore

well if u insist

going to ramble under a cut bc of vague aa spoilers

ok so! gio and fugo are very phoenix and edgeworth coded but, like, several times more insane. they are probably both young prodigy lawyers bc thats a possibility in this universe

fugo is a prosecutor with a perfect record, at least until giorno comes along. giorno pulls the same kind of insane bullshit u see phoenix pull, except earlier in trials and with full confidence. fugo is convinced giorno was sent from hell to kill him

like in canon giorno follows a sense of justice but its his own sense of justice. he'll get someone acquitted if he believes that their crime was justified. world's first lawful chaotic

trish is gio's partner bc im always on that giotrish friendship agenda. she's probably more of a kay than a maya if u get what i mean.

in this crossover the og bucci team are still friends in some way shape or form, either because bucciarati is also a defense attorney (aka got the rest of them acquitted) or he has a radar for troubled individuals no matter the universe

im leaning more towards bruno just being a regular guy, tbh. i feel like the impetus for gio and fugo getting closer is bruno getting framed for a murder. fugo can't defend him, so bruno asks if he knows anyone who can and fugo is like. fuck. i Do know a guy

nara and mista are like the larry of this universe ig? not much to say on them. fugo prob gets mad at them bc they keep helping giorno out

its very funny to me if gio represented abbacchio as one of his first cases. abbacchio is all like 'i killed my partner and i deserve to go to jail for it' and giorno is just 'anyway i got you acquitted of all charges'. then abba just hates this kid for doing his job

also if the joestars are included in this au, then they're the fey equivalent. jolyne is like the heir to the clan or whatever maya is. dio is a ghost who's been haunting their family for ages. giorno takes one look at that nonsense and decides he doesn't want to deal with it

#jjba #ask #giorno giovanna #trish una

[mikibagels]

People seemed to like my lawyer dio au so here is more of him (feat. kars husband that works as a personal trainer)

#Dio Brando #kars #kardio #diokars #jjba #fanart #noodles #my art

[peapodsinspace]

don’t ask why I decided to draw so many people at once-

[Image ID in alt text]

BAM! A bunch of brandos! This is for my kids AU btw :]

I hoping to make / post more drawings about it! So if you’re interested then stay tuned!!

For background (since I may as well start that now) giorno (5), versus (25), rikiel (14), and ungalo (13) are dios kids, and Diego (20) is his nephew!

Basically, Diego is staying with dio while he goes to university!! Oh, and Dio works as a lawyer :]

I might make a master post about it sometime!!

Anyways that’s basically all

Enjoy~~~

#jjba fanart #jjba #art #my art #golden wind #steel ball run #fanart #jojos bizarre adventure #dio brando #jjba dio #diego brando #donatello versus #jjba ungalo #jjba rikiel #small town kids au #doodles #jjba au

[venicemermaids]

Hi! Here's some stuff about a celebrity-themed AU I've been formulating in my head since last year. I'll probs post more later when I'm less sleep deprived :')) I do have major ideas though, so hope you like 'em!

☆ passione is a modelling agency/magazine ran entirely by diavolo. it's one of the most famous companies in the world, and also one of the more relaxed ones. technically diavolo's twin brother doppio and doppio's now wife donatella helped form it, but they all agreed it'd be easier for diavolo to head it. doppio works as a photographer there, while donatella is a model.

☆ the joestars are essentially the hilton family of this au. most people know their names because they're famous in their own fields outside of the family. for instance, jonathan is an archeologist, dio (who is now a biological joestar) is a lawyer/agent/manager, jotaro is a marine biologist with several documentaries under his belt, and so on.

☆ if the joestars are the hiltons, then the part 8 higashikatas are the kardashians. they have their own reality TV show chronicling their lives, known by all as keeping up with the higashikatas. some major specials were jobin and mitsuba's wedding, the twins' (rina and joshu) sweet sixteens and later daiya's, kaato being released from prison, and hato's explosive break-up with tamaki damo.

☆ elizabeth is still married to george ii/jorge joestar, and she has her own fashion house known as lisa lisa. working under her are caesar zeppeli and suzi q, who both have their own ideas on which direction the brand's image should go. their rival is kars and the other pillar men's own label. (unnamed as of right now)

☆ diego is jonathan and dio's younger stepbrother through his mother marrying their father when diego was a kid. diego had always been closer with jonathan, while he always had a tense relationship with dio. as an adult, diego is a professional driver and looks after his nephews; dio's own sons.

☆ jolyne has an underground band with ermes and f.f. called the stone frees! they perform at a grungy venue known as green dolphin, named for its famous neon green dolphin sign. outside of performing, they're usually seen hanging out in ermes' sister gloria's restaurant. they tend to give it free publicity where they can.

jolyne also goes by cujoh in an attempt to distance herself from her father, and to prevent herself from being accused of nepotism.

☆ johnny was a former movie star who quit performing after a major accident rendered him unable to walk. his father hired a physical therapist for him named gyro zeppeli, and barred him from any other visitors out of a sense of shame. however, johnny's older brother nicholas tends to allow guests to see him anyway when their father's away. johnny also keeps in contact with rina higashikata, but that's a secret!

☆ josuke (no relation to the part 8 higashikatas) is an aspiring hairdresser/celebrity stylist, and he often asks to practice on other people. he religiously reads the cinderella magazine for tips and ideas on what to do next and his idol is aya tsuji, who he dreams of working alongside someday.

☆ gappy is yoshikage and kei's younger brother. he's not technically a celebrity, but he often shows up on kuwth due to being childhood friends with joshu and rina. people often joke about him being their missing triplet, though he always denies it. he does see the higashikatas as a second family, however.

☆ giorno is a model under passione, which he joined beneath his father's nose at both diego and his best friend perla's suggestion. when dio found out, he demanded for giorno to allow him to be his agent due to his superior connection. refusing, giorno instead left to live with diego whilst bruno bucciarati became his agent instead. the two people who oversaw giorno's casting were man x (will be referred to as michel) and polpo.

☆ after giorno left, dio began to acknowledge his other three sons; donatello, ungalo, and rikiel. he began with taking custody of donatello, and pushed him into joining a modelling agency as well. he manufactured a rivalry between donatello and giorno, though giorno's more interested in saving all his brothers from their father's influence than anything.

☆ jodio and dragona are both popular on social media. dragona enjoys posting ootds, makeup tutorials, and storytimes, whilst jodio does (awful) skateboarding tricks and skits. sometimes he'll join dragona's storytimes and makeup tutorials, or they'll both do various challenges and skits together.

☆ more stuff to come later!

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #jojo headcanons #jojo au #jjba au #celebrity au #jolyne cujoh #josuke higashikata #giorno giovanna #jodio joestar #dragona joestar #johnny joestar #gappy higashikata

[k1ranishf4]

Some of my JJBA headcanons

Jonathan

• slow dances with Erina a lot and always twirls her

• knows Japanese and Italian because George said it'll be useful in the future, no matter what career paths he and Dio chose

• adores children a lot, he has a big heart with a lot of love to give

• (modern/normal au) leaves George II in Dio's care more than the other would like when he needs to attend somewhere else

• knows that Dio cares but pretends as if he doesn't notice

Dio

• knows Japanese, Italian and Arabic thanks to George's insistence

• Italian roots from Dario's side of the family but he'd rather die than embrace the very thing that ties him to his piece-of-shit father, which is why he didn't want to learn Italian at first. He eventually learned, albeit reluctantly

•(modern au) cares a lot about the Joestars but wouldn't admit it even over his dead body

• became a renowned lawyer and wins every case

• thank his manipulative charisma and good looks for that

Joseph

• always held tea parties with Holy and ended up wearing his pink dress (he kept it of course)

• tends to think about Jonathan, mostly wondering what he had been like

• didn’t know how to feel the first time Erina or Speedwagon told him that he looked like his grandfather

• thought his sweetheart daughter was making fun of him and didn’t like him whenever she would giggle while looking at him when Suzie told her something in Italian, which made him bawl his eyes out

Suzie Q

• spoke Italian with Holy all the time so her little girl could learn it since Joseph was already in charge of English

• ended up “gossiping” about Joseph to Holy which made the girl giggle while Joseph stood there unsure what to do

Holy

• spoke English and Italian to Jotaro so he could understand his grandparents more easily whenever they visited

• understood Sadao’s wish to continue his jazz career but her heart still broke every time when Jotaro asked where his father was

Jotaro

• learned both, English and Italian from Holy so he's fluent in all three languages that he grew up with

• was bullied in elementary school because of being half italo-american -> ended up being reluctant to speak either of the other two languages until his parents sorted everything out at school and reassured him that he was fine

• always ends up getting more to eat by both Joseph and Suzie (grandparents am i right)

• Holy keeps giving him a lot of food too, her boy has to grow after all

• rarely saw his father and didn’t always have the chance to talk to him on the phone

• spoke Japanese with Jolyne when he wasn’t currently traveling around the world

There’s definitely more to follow lmao but yeah

#jojo's bizarre adventure #headcanon #jotaro kujo #jonathan joestar #suzie q #joseph joestar #dio brando #holy kujo #suzi q joestar #joestar family #jjba headcanons #jjba part 3 #jjba part 1 #there’s more to come tbh #jjba part 2

[jotarosbigbooty]

Dio from our new A/B/O fic (still working on it) Lawyers AU! ⭐️🍒

#dio brando #dio #omegaverse #jotakak #fanfic #stardust crusaders #alternate universe

[frienderbender]

Kloktober 2022 - Day 6

Kreate-a-Klokateer

Klokateer #3693, Kevin.

A low-level Klokateer who mainly does menial, less dangerous tasks like cleaning; what he really does, though, is act as a mole for Dio V. Since he has access to pretty much the entirety of Mordhaus as a janitor, he’s gathered lots of information and overheard lots of valuable things that he can send back to Dio V. who then uses that info to trick clients (and in his fake episode, trick Dethklok themselves).

Back when Dio V. was still a lawyer and was practicing under his real name, he’d ended up doing some pro bono work for a young woman. This young woman was Kevin’s mother, and when Kevin grew up, he made it his goal to track down the man who saved his mother’s life. Kevin started work as a paralegal in LA and recognized Dio V. through his many obnoxious ads. Though Dio was annoyed at first, he quickly realized he could easily manipulate this man into doing whatever he wanted. So he convinced Kevin to apply as a Klokateer so he could help him out on his scheme. Unfortunately for Kevin, as he would eventually find out, the man who he considered a savior was just another liar, and regardless of timeline, Kevin does not meet a very favorable fate.

IVV AU ending on left, canon ending on right.

Kinda fun/weird making a character who ultimately dies no matter what. By the time he dies, regardless if it’s canon or IVV AU, Dio V. and the MMA are already teamed up so it doesn’t really matter. Sorry Kev :/

Also fun fact: the numbers 3693 are derived from the numerology around Dio’s full (fake) name. Wanted to go all in with the themes LMAO

#my art tag #metalocalypse #kloktober2022 #kloktober 2022 #DVS tag (mtl oc) #<- tagging him so you can go through his tag since he’s the main player here #in vino veritas au #charles offdensen #anyway if anyone wants to talk to me about mister dio v…………….😳 #these are just quick doodles so pls check out my actual polished work‼️‼️