#like i had wayyyyy too much fun with this

[zoyo14]

i drew my OC with hair

and then could not stop

#im not kidding i actually could not stop #i think the only reason i stopped was because i ran out of space #like i had wayyyyy too much fun with this #had this idea for awhile #14 Taffy and Co #BSS #bitter sweet symphony #idek why i put that tag #mods canned lol

[arkfeather]

FINALLLYYYYYYYY finished my bookbinding of The Cool War by Randomini!! One of my favorite series on the SCP Wiki ^_^

Fun fact, after typesetting + formatting, The Cool War totaled about 306 pages and 57,504 words!

This is my first time bookbinding something so there are some imperfections here and there but overall I'm happy with the final product! I do plan to redo this project with better materials and techniques sometime in the future though...

Some production notes and shots of a few of the pages below the cut:

I actually had a lot of fun typesetting this series!! I thought it'd be fun to do custom dividers for each chapter ^_^ originally I wanted each divider to be unique but it ended up being too much work so I just made one for each chapter 🤷

+ Some closeups of the intermissions! For Redd's chapters, I thought it'd be cool to have a sort of blood overlay effect bc. you know. But anyways fuck this guy his chapters were a bitch to format.

This project took a long ass time to finish, but it was enjoyable overall ^_^ Thanks to everyone who helped me design the cover and whatnot, hopefully I'll have time to do more bookbinding projects like this in the future. I like The Cool War wayyyyy too much so it's nice to have a physical copy I can be insane about <3

#ark’s art #scp #scp foundation #the cool war #cool war #awcy tag #awcy #are we cool yet #bookbinding #fanbinding #this took way too long for me to post AGH!!

[tsams-confessions]

I feel bad for not crying or feeling horrible about Solar's death... I did like him, but he was never a favorite. I just didn't think he was that interesting. In all honesty, his dimension's Sun and Moon were wayyyyy more fun for me to think about and wonder about. And that's mostly just because we got hints about them and not much else, so there was a lot of room left to just think. But Solar also had a lot about him that he kept a mystery, and while I was curious, he just never lived in my head rent free like his Sun and Moon did. Well...now he is hopefully resting at peace with his Sun and Moon. Even if he is brought back, it won't truly be him. Just my opinion, but since they'll need to insert memories from the show into him, it just makes him a copy like how Eclipse is. But I do still feel bad for him. He never really let himself be a full part of the family, and he died before the others could get the chance to really let him know he was a sibling too. He was just as much family as they were, and that does make me sad. I hope he knew that they all truly loved him. But still, I am seeing nothing but people sobbing and enraged about him dying and I just don't feel any of that...I'm just kind of sad, and I wish I felt more I guess.

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#sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams #tsams confession #< block this if you dont want to see these #mod 1blood

[sleepytoycollection]

Funko FNAF 13.5in Freddy Figure Review

Saw this bad boy at target's and made an impulse decision. 😎 The retail price is $32.99, but thanks to a target circle coupon I got him for $25, which ain't half bad.

So for the hell of it, here's my review of the 13.5in Freddy Fazbear doll.

Currently there are only two characters available, Freddy and Bonnie. I hope they make make a Chica and Foxy in this size as well, as it'd be cool to have the main four as a set.

Box art is pretty simple, and kinda bland, mostly recycling game images.

The inside box art is just the office from Fnaf 2, which is not the game this version of Freddy appears in. The Freddy on the front of the box is the wrong version too; I'm not sure why Funko always wants to use Fnaf 2 images on the merch. This isn't the only time they've done this.

Here's the big guy out of the box. He's pretty solid, and has a good weight to him.

His mike is his only accessory, and the hat isn't removable. It had a tough time getting him to hold the mike, as he doesn't have enough space in his paw for it. The mike itself is hollow, and I had to squish it in. You can tell it's squished too, and it bothers me.

He's technically got 14 pts of articulation, a ball joint at his neck, joints at shoulders, elbows, wrists, hips, knees, ankles, and even his jaw moves! But good luck getting him posed because those joints were SUPER stiff. It felt like, well, wrestling a bear heh.

I wasn't sure they were supposed to move at first, but I looked at another review and yes, they are.

Also, many of them don't go super far anyway. I don't mind too much as I don't expect an anamatronic to have a full range of movements, and it's enough to give him some personality when taking photos.

But they are wayyyyy too stiff. If they were a struggle for me, I imagine a kid would really be having a hard time getting him to move.

Here's a Midge for scale.

Freddy's the perfect size to fit in with the dollies, which is the main reason I wanted him. It's just so fun to combine my interests.

Speaking of combinations, here's big Fred with lil' Fred.

As you can see, it's pretty much the same sculpt, just enlarged. Looking at them together, I wish they had altered the fur texture a little for big Fred. It looks kinda off at this scale, like he has the texture of an orange instead of fleece.

Also, little Freddy has much more accurate coloring and better detailed paint. Might give big Fred a good black wash and dry brushing to match.

...But at least big Fred doesn't fall apart.

My lil' Fred is from the first wave of figures, and he is constantly falling to pieces whenever I handle him. I don't know if Funko ever fixed this issue with later figures, but I don't often handle them because of this.

So what's the verdict?

I like him a lot actually. There are a few annoyances, but this is exactly the kind of figure I really wanted at the height of my 2015-17 Fnaf phase. Plus he's super sturdy, mostly game accurate, and I bet a lot of kids will want him and Bonnie for Christmas.

Hopefully we'll get Chica and Foxy in this size too, maybe even Springtrap.

#fnaf #funko fnaf #fnaf figures #toy review

[hazbin-a-helluvamagines]

Bee, Ozzie (+ Fizz, if you wanna) and Loona with a shy, human male S/O who has metahuman abilities, specifically time manipulation (controlling the flow of time, such as speeding it up, slowing it down, moving it forward, moving it back, etc) and time alteration (changing the time around an object, either inanimate or living, and making that object into a different thing entirely, with living things still retaining their sentience, but are unable to move)

Sorry if this is long and/or hyper specific.

Ozzie + Fizz, Bee, and Loona with a Shy, Human Male S/O with metahuman abilities

Both Asmodeus and Fizzarolli think you're extremely cool! They're both really sweet to you, though. The last thing they need is for you to have a panic attack on them!

"Fuck, you can mess with time?! That shit's pretty scary~!" Fizzarolli would tease playfully in a sing-song voice.

"Can you show us how it works, baby?" Ozzie would ask you. Of course, he'll understand if you say no or refuse. He's just happy to give you the opportunity to talk about yourself.

Since you're shy, they'll be the first to open up all sorts of doors for you to interject your opinion into things, too. Plus, with you being human, Ozzie in particular would be incredibly protective of you.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?! I'll destroy any motherfucker who tries to hurt my boyfriend!" Ozzie would shout after someone had been harassing you. And Fizzarolli would quickly join in.

"Yeah, our boyfriend is wayyyyy too good for a piece of shit like you," he'd say in that smug tone he always used on people he didn't like and wanted to taunt.

Honestly, they'd both want to kind of see you snap. You've earned it dealing with all the bullshit in Hell. Change that Karen into a pot or something, and let her be in agony stuck that way for the rest of her life in Hell. Or age her so much that her husband won't ever want her again (as if he even does now- 🤭)

A wholesome pair, certainly, but with their darker, more mischievous sides!!

They'll probably bring you to Ozzie's with them so they can better keep an eye on you. After all, they don't want to watch anyone try to hurt you without being able to stop it.

No, Ozzie learned his lesson after OOPS with Fizz-

Oh boy. You're in for a treat with our lovely Queen Bee.

See, it isn't necessarily that she's mean about you being shy, it's just that she doesn't quite understand it. After all, she's a total party animal, she can't understand people who don't enjoy getting scrappy and having fun!

She'd be the type to first offer you drugs to help you loosen up, insisting she can get you anything that your heart desires.

"C'mon, babe! Alcohol? Sugar? Fentanyl? Ketamine? Oxy? Chardonnay? Come on, anything you want, just lemme know! We gotta be ready to tear this shit up together!"

She's only being playful, of course. She's trying her hardest to understand, she really is. Once she understands it more of an aspect of your personality, rather than a problem she needs to fix, she's a lot more chill.

"Hey, hun, I know you're not really a fan of socializing at my parties. Wanna go to a private section of the place and just chill with me?"

She's also so sweet, she'll offer you any accommodations you may need! Comfort foods? No problem! Cuddles? You got it! Her attention? You don't even need to ask!

She's a lot less focused on your abilities than some of the others. But still finds them really cool, although more for just messing around!

"So are you telling me you could totally turn that plant over there back into a seed?! Yeah! Do it! C'mon, show me, babe!"

Probably finds it really hot how powerful you are, actually.

The Gluttony Ring is a lot more chill, so she's a lot more comfortable leaving you by yourself as a human there than in, say, the Lust or Pride Rings. Most everybody in Gluttony is sweet.

After all, nobody would really want to get on her bad side, anyway.

And yet, if you approached her with any sort of issues... i.e., someone tried spiking your drink, someone spilled a drink on you, you're being made fun of, etc., out comes the monstrous Bee form. It's their own fault!

"Which of you fucking bitches tried some shit on S/O?! I'll fuck you up so hard that not even all the ketamine in the world will numb your stupid ass!"

It's honestly amazing how protective someone normally so chill can be when their S/O is human.

You're shy, male, have powers, and above all, are human?! Oh no, no, no. Don't ever let her dad find out, he will be at your house the same day-

Aside from that, she pretends not to care much about your abilities. After all, she's more interested in you, not what you can do. And she finds your abilities impressive, and something she'll secretly record so she can remember how cool it was, but she'll avoid bringing it up. She never knows if it's a sore spot for you, after all.

Since you're shy, she'll take it on herself to tease an embarrass you in public, but only playfully and as much as you're comfortable with. All you have to do is say the word and she'll stop and never do it again. Kisses to the cheek, pulling you to sit on her lap (or vice versa), sickeningly sweet couple photos, you name it, she's already on it, most likely.

Of course, only she's allowed to do it. Anyone else who tries is already basically a goner, because they're going to be unrecognizable by the time Loona is done mauling them- Who's to say Hellhounds aren't loyal and devoted?

With that said, if someone ever messed with you,

She's pretty chill with you, though, just acting very normal and a little more sweet. Not quite as abrasive as she is toward Blitzø, for example.

"Hey, S/O. There's this thing coming up in the Greed Ring next week. Wanna go? You don't have to, it's just an idea."

Since you're human, and she both lives and works in the Pride Ring, which is full of sinners, don't expect to EVER be left alone.

She can't risk one of those awful creatures getting their hands on you and hurting you! No, she'll be at your side 24/7, insisting you call her just to be able to leave your house for the day. It may seem overprotective, something that apparently runs in the family, but she just doesn't want to see you get hurt.

"C'mon, S/O. I promise it's not personal. But Pride is full of shitty people with shitty personalities and shitty crimes that got them sent to this shitty place. 'Kay?"

She does care, even if she doesn't always show it all the time. <3

#queen beelzebub #queen bee #Beelzebub #Bee #Bee x reader #beelzebub x reader #Queen Bee x reader #Queen Beelzebub x reader #helluva boss ozzie #ozzie #helluva boss beelzebub #helluva beelzebub #ozzie x reader #asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #asmodeus x fizzarolli #ozzie x fizz #fizz x ozzie #fizz x reader #fizzarolli #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #fizzaroli helluva boss #fizzarolli x asmodeus #fizzarolli x reader #loona #loona x reader #loona helluva boss #helluva boss x reader #helluva boss loona

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

since ive been really obsessed with it I was thinkin about making a post thats like "Rhysand is like what if Count von Krolock of the tanz der vampire musical was a swagless cishet man with no self awareness who didnt even have a weird gay son" but then I was like, honestly how come neither Tamlin nor Rhysand ever had kids from their dillydallying before they met Feyre. yeah yeah I know bc fae are supposed to be borderline infertile but 1) thats not true, points towards Beron and Tamlin's Shit Dad 2) theyre both like 500 years old, even if the odds of having kids are astronomically low if they were just fucking around without protection, they would both atleast have one. And yeah, i know about the fuckin Safe Sex Tea too but idgaf about that, the worldbuilding of acotar is bland and unimaginative it makes me wanna cry, these fae should be like quiverfull family levels of weird about having and absolutely refuse the notion of birth control except it would be less horrible an damaging by virtue of them only having like 2 kids a century, if that. Also, even with the Safe Sex Tea I feel like if you knew that you were borderline infertile and you didnt have to worry about stds bc you lived in a world without actual disease, you would be wayyyyy less careful about protection during sex anyway

Anyway, sorry about that rant, I have terminal worldbuilders disease and it flares up when I encounter this kind of thoughtless bullshit, back to my initial thought of "how come those ancient horny bastards didnt have kids before Feyre" beyond the possible in-uinverse justifications of how they could have them despite the bullshit worldbuilding, it would just be interesting. and fun. Yknow, maybe not for the first book since that would maybe ruin the romance a little but from acomaf forward its like, why shouldnt they aside from the fact that sjm did not at any point stop to consider the implications of making her characters this fucking old

Oh man, speaking of sjm not considering the implications of things, given her track record of writing the contrasts/parellels between Rhysand and Tamlin, I feel like if she had actually done this she wouldve made Tamlin be like, not present in his children's life at all, he just pays them the fae equivalent of child support and maybe they exchange letters or some shit and Feyre would be like "thats so cruel and cold of him!!" but then Rhysand would tell her about his kids and he would be like "pshhh, I would never pay child support! But I give them positions of power in my court and take the boys (and girls hashtag feminism) out for a game of faeball every month" and Feyre would be like "oh, thats so much better my bestest and most handsomest highlord <3 <3" but all us Rhyshaters would forever make fun of him for it. Feminst King Rhysand Who Doesn't Pay Child Support 😍

#anti acotar #anti sjm #anti rhysand

[toomuchracket]

ok I know the time isn't the best one's but I'm consumed by that video of Matty saying "I can see you smiling" to that baby 😭 now imagine reader getting a baby fever after seeing this interaction of d - word matty with the baby (or another interaction d - word with a baby/children)

i actually wrote about girly getting baby fever here already, so if it's alright with you i'm going to make this blurb slightly different and make HIM get baby fever too lmao. thinking that you've had notions and daydreams about having a baby with matty for a minute, but you've yet to bring it up in serious conversation with him. anyway, you're having fun at glasto, and you were both in the bar queue when the baby's dad started chatting to matty about their respective chest tats lmao - when he finds out the guy got it in tribute to his daughter, matty's lowkey shook like "what the fuck that's so cool. you might be the coolest dad of all time lol", and the guy's like "my kid's cool too lmao she's literally here with me and my wife", and you're like "no wayyyyy that's amazing". so naturally, you have to go over and meet this ridiculously cool baby; matty immediately goes so gooey and tender with the baby (as we've seen in that vid), while you chat to her mum and dad and gush over how cute she is. and when the baby giggles after matty's like "i can see you smiling"? you're a goner, struck down with the worst baby fever imaginable, brain immediately going delulu about you and matty with your OWN kid. and he's the same a few minutes later, when the baby just beams at you and holds her arms out for you to hold her - you take her, after double-checking with her mum that it's alright, and dance around a little bit with her while she plays with the strap on your top, and matty's just immediately overwhelmed with want for he and you to have a baby, so overwhelmed that he literally cannot stop beaming for the rest of the night. a full hour later, he's still smiling beatifically at you while you both have a cig; you smile back, but you're like "what's up, babe? you haven't stopped cheesing at me for ages lol", and matty blushes a little like "just thinking about that baby from earlier. she was so sweet! and... you looked so good holding her, to be honest". now it's your turn to grin - you stub your cig out and wrap your arms around matty's neck, as one of his wraps round your waist, and say "you want a baby, don't you?". matty goes a bit shy, but says "yeah, i kinda do", and you kiss him on the nose and say "good, because so do i"; matty's jaw drops before he smiles again like "wait, really? you want us to have a baby?", and you giggle like "i really do, babe". and matty quickly stubs his cig out before grabbing your face and kissing you deeply, pulling away like "i love you so much. i can't wait to have a family with you. in fact, d'you want to get out of here and go and make a baby now?" - you giggle like "i love you too, angel" and then you go a bit serious like "but i am not missing lana del rey's set for anything. afterwards, though? i'm all yours" <3

#mads muses #mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #d word matty #literal d word

[bratphilia]

uhh you mentioned grandpa!william and I've been literally had the worst brainrot about it sooo... :3 ✮ obsessed with having you in his lap. his hands snaked around your waist, pulling you in closer to him. you point out that something's poking your thigh, but he plays dumb as always. "just been a while since I've seen my babygirl 's all!" before he pulls you in closer, making you realize just how much of a gross pervert you're stuck with ✮ your parents find it so cute that you're still spending so much time with him despite being grown! even asking to spend nights at his house, all without them knowing about how he spends that time with his face buried between your legs treating you like his last meal. which it may very well be, pussy so good mf goes into cardiac arrest ✮ whenever you tease him along the lines of needing viagra, generally just making fun of him for being old, it always ends with his fist gripping your hair as he shoves your face into the mattress. the squelching of your cunt echoing out across his bedroom he previously shared with his wife, your grandmother. "what was that you said earlier? about needing pills to get hard? hmm, does it feel that way now?" he grunts in your ear, roughly fucking into you from behind. his cock thrusting into you at such a rough, heavenly pace seemed to empty your brain completely. no words, just short little babbles of "m' sorry!" this is the most rushed thing ever but just had to get this off my chest. damn you lana del rey and your inspiring lust for old men

HELLOOOOOOO ANON I NEED 2 TELL YOU. ive read this about 10 times and havent been able to form a coherent thought to respond to you with anyways!! heavy on everything you mentioned. he's actually such a dirty old man and it sickens you so much to where you could throw up if you think about it too much. pays wayyyyy too much attention to any inch of flesh you leave bared to him. big on eating pussy with that scratchy fuckin beard of his rubbing against your thighs. literally makes out with your cunt its actually ridiculous. also the way you call out his need for viagra makes him hide it from you so you don't accidentally stumble upon it.

#🎀 — answered

[astro-inthestars]

*spawns in your inbox* hello if you feel like it could you tell me tales and folklore and traditions from the philippines?

OOH OOH OOH i can do that for sure!! We've got some pretty funky tales around here! First thing that came to mind was the creepy monster folklore we have here though <333 One of the main things people might know about us!! (besides our amazing food <33)

Okay okay SO first up, over here there are things we call Aswang. It's basically like... a category almost, due to the amount of interpretations. It's the typical witch/ghost/demon around here! Sometimes it's seen as a beautiful woman, or a monstrous dog, or a elusive ghost with sharp nails and teeth!

Something that may or may not fall under this category, is one of my favorite folktale monster from over here: The Manananggal! Ohhhh this one is soooo messed up and I love it-

It's a creature that sometime appears like a normal woman, but transforms into a horrific creature, with huge bat wings, sharp teeth and nails, and a longgg tongue! Basically our equivalent of a vampire- BUT what makes this motherfucker special??? This bitch can DETACH its torso from its lower body, and flies into the night sky!! And it usually ain't pretty, with its stomach guts or bloody ripped torso flailing in the wind! Its main prey (or the target audience of this cautionary folktale) are pregnant women. Also!! Fun fact; its name, Manananggal, is from the root word "tangal" which means "remove" and with the prefix "ma" it makes the full word mean "remover" or "seperator," orrrr "one who seperates itself" quite literally in this case <3

Enough of the horrors though! Hmmm, let me tell you some traditions we have, though some may not be "official" traditions, and are just some habits we're taught throughout our life- So much so that I actually had a hard time trying to think of some 'traditions' due to thinking these are all normal... and not knowing if other countries actually did them so. . . aahaha- well anyway!

First most notable one is obviously our signs of respect, AKA the uses of the words 'po' and 'opo' and our (probably?) well-known sign of pagmamano! First of all, 'po' is a word used in sentences that indicate respect, like when you're talking to someone older than you, or someone with notable authority! Like "Excuse me po, can I use the restroom?" And with 'Opo,' it's just the "respectful" version of our "Yes" which is just 'Oo' (when you say "oo" to someone older than you or someone with authority, it's regarded as disrespect or that you treat this person casually or are very close and familiar) And pagmano? Well that's also a respectful gesture, like po and opo! But unlike the phrases, this one is a gesture, and is usually only used for older people! Usually elders, actually. The gesture is you taking the older person's hand and gentle placing their knuckles on your forehead, like this in the image!

And along with it you usually say "Mano po" or just any variation of a greeting!

Oh, here's something more "traditionally" a tradition,a nd one of my favorite ones... guess what??? Us Pinoys? We celebrate FOUR MONTHS of Christmas!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!! We celebrate that shit early <3 It's mostly because the Filipino are SUPER duper religious, but also... CHRISTMASSSSS!! We call them "Ber Months" because for us, as soon as September hits... well? That's already CHRISTMAS BABEY!! Christmas lights UP, trees READY, christmas songs BLASTING, parols SELLING- wait. hold on- DO YOU GUYS HAVE PAROLS???

I just looked it up and CHRISTMAS PAROLS ARE A UNIQUELY FILIPINO THING?? OKAY OKAY parols are basically christmas lanterns! THey're bright and colorful and AWESOME and stalls for them line the streets at Ber Months- HERE HERE LOOK!!!

These are what the big and bright ones look like!

And these are what the smaller and simpler ones look like! They're all made from bamboo sticks and japanese paper!! it's AWESOME!

Okay okay, this is probably wAyyYYY too long already but here's some honorable mentions: -Us Filipinos' daily meal ALWAYS include rice. Unless its snacks or dessert or appetizers, I guess- but every main meal, Breakfast, Lunch, and Supper, we have rice! We cook an "ulam" which is what is paired with the rice! It's like rice is the default, and whatever the food is will be eaten with the rice! Like, fried chicken is ulam! Then we eat it with rice! -We've got impeccable hospitality!!! Like, if ANY stranger comes into a Pinoy's home, they WILL offer to eat with them! No matter who! They'll always tell the guest "Kain po!" ("Come eat!") and usually the person would be modest and decline, but eat anyway! It's truly interesting how hardwired these things are... -Our modes of transportation are WAY different from American ones, I find!! Over here we've got Jeepneys, Tricycles, and Pedicabs! So i don't have to explain, here's what they look like:

Jeepneys, tricycles, and pedicabs respectively! Not much to say about the last two, but the jeepney seems REAL notable- They're from military jeeps, but longer and redesigned for transport. And yes, all jeeps have weird designs and briht colors, and most likely has anime on them. Don't ask, I don't know either. These are our main forms of transport over here!! But that doesn't mean we don't have the usual bus or taxi, of course! -Every region and town here has its own fiesta!! we've got SO many fiestas in this country!! and it all varies from region to region.. They usually span a week long or even a month!! Festivals here are typically held to honor patron saints or to display the region’s primary local harvest!

Well, anyway, that's all I've got a- ......what do you mean it's 1 am.

#astroanswers #suddenly felt an surge of pinoy pride just then #MAN tradition and culture is amazing #crazy how hardwired everything is that makes it strange to find out how different it is from other countries ya know??? #well anyways- i hope that was good??? #sorry if it got too long- #i wouldve provided an image of the manananggal but- #i think it might be a little too horrific to some people?? you never know! #so if you're curious you cna just look it up <3 #i'm no professional though so maybe not all of this is right or accurate so yEAH

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[ask-stede-bonnet]

ooc: would you ever consider dialing back on Stede's engagement with CJ? he takes up so much oxygen and you interact with him more than with Ed even. it's kind of weird that he's allowed to insert himself into their inkeeper era so much, especially given how Stede responds to people who make Ed feel bad. shouldn't this kind of head canon saved for fic instead?

ooc: no. me and the jack mod are friends and this fun for us. I'm sorry you don't like it (and to some extent I get it... sometimes the threads get wayyyyy too long and lowkey annoying to scroll thru... oops). the ed mod isn't as active so that's why stede interacts with him less on tumblr. off tumblr it's all about that gentlebeard tho babey!! when stede turns off his magic box with tumblr in it, jack ceases to exist for him, do not worry.

this rp just has a gentler take on jack with a slow burn character development arc. ed and jack have already had an arc where jack crossed ed's boundaries, which upset him, and then they worked it out and are now trying to be real friends instead of pirate pseudo backstabby friends.

and isn't this a kind of fic? it's just interactive. there's the different blogs acting as the characters in the story, with y'all sending in asks to prompt things. it's improv fic.

while I am so, so glad to have brought a lot of joy and fun to so many people in this fandom, especially after the news of the cancellation, and then the news of the renewal campaign failure, this is my blog and I'm going to have fun with it as I see fit. I really do try my best to keep stede close to his canon characterization, and I'm sure I've probably done so poorly from time to time. I can even see why the whole jack thing would be ooc for him, but my thoughts behind that is 1) stede's attitudes and beliefs makes people's lives better, and on occasion make people better (izzy), and he sees jack as a challenge, and 2) stede does have a bit of a fuckboy party side a la 2x07, and he can get sucked into things. he's never had a Guy Friendship before, and he 100% felt left out as a kid when all the other boys were fucking around and he was just being relentlessly tormented.

if you don't like this blog, you can unfollow or block it. I don't mind. I'm a big believer in DLDR. you shouldn't sit through posts you don't like. or annoy you or make you unhappy.

I hope this has been a satisfactory answer!

#ooc post

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

HEAR ME OUT DALLAS WITH A FAKE DATING TROUPE. LIKE HIM AN THE READER FAKE DATE TO MAKE SOME GIRL JEALOUS AND HIM AND THE READER END UP FALLING IN LOVE (to all the boys a loved before vibes) I THINK IT WOULF BE CUTE

A/N: I had wayyyyy too much fun with this. Like I had to physically force myself to stop writing. I just really love fake dating :D this one’s long, so strap in guys and I hope you enjoy!

Soooo, fake dating with Dally!

Let’s start off by setting a few things straight-

I don’t think that Dally would really do this a lot, and that’s why is such a surprise to you when he asks

But he’s desperate to get with this one girl and in order to try and attract her attention and make her jealous, Dally turns to one of his best friends

And who’s his best friend? Who’s the helpless soul who gets roped into this scheme?

And of course, it’s you <3

Your fake dating is odd to say in the least? It’s weird 

Like, some things didn’t change, they’re still the same as they were before y’all had that fateful conversation in his room at Buck’s

Let’s talk a little about that conversation, alright? And then we can get into the good stuff-

It was kind of your idea to start the fake dating? And by that, I mean, you were the one to propose the quiet suggestion of a fake relationship to try and help Dally out

Because, of course, you’ve got to have some sort of romantic feelings for Dal at this point, I don’t believe that you can be in any sort of relationship without having a few feelings for him at one point or another

Imagine: Dally’s sprawled out on his bed, cigarette between his lips, complaining to the ceiling because so-and-so won’t even look at him anymore and that he can show her a better time than what’s-his-face can

You’re probably busy fooling around with his radio or something only half-listening to him rant over on the other side of the room

Maybe you made some off-handed comment while you spun the radio dial about how maybe Dally should go after someone else to make her jealous

I don’t think you were expecting Dally to be as into the idea as he was and I really don’t think you were expecting him to sit up and ask you to be his fake partner

Also? Dally was definitely a little buzzed when y’all had this conversation so you might have just wrote it off as him not really thinking anything through

Surprise, surprise doll when Dally shows up the next day and slings an arm around you <3 a wide smile on his face as he kisses your temple

And now, some of the good stuff as promised!

Dally had always draped his jacket over you when it got late and you started shivering, he’d always walk you home when it was dark and all that protective friend stuff 

But there’s subtle differences that sort of shock people when they notice

The arm around your shoulders turns into an arm around your waist as Dally’s fingers toy with the hem of your shirt and ghost over the skin at the top of your hips

He would always call you doll, but now you get called baby or dollface every so often

He will share things with you, his cigarettes and his drinks to be more specific

Dally’s not nice right? He’s a self-proclaimed bad boy but now he’s offering you sips of his beers and drags on his cigarettes

We call that love folks, we call that love <3

But there are some rules in the fake dating game you guys have going-

Rule one, kisses are kept to a minimum!

This means no making out anywhere, no making out at all, and Dally will only kiss you or you’ll only kiss Dal when it’s called for

So if he’s standing up to leave, don’t expect a kiss, expect him to squeeze your knee and give you a smile or knock his foot against yours

If he does kiss you? Usually it’s on the temple or the corner of your mouth-

Also, things are strictly platonic behind the scenes, so if no one else is around, according to your rules, y’all are back to just being good friends

Dally starts off with being very adamant about keeping this rule, but it slowly starts to fade out as you guys continue to “date”

He starts to leave his arm around you for a little longer and his eyes linger a little longer on you than they had before…

Realizing I skipped over this earlier, you two are the only ones who knows that what you’re doing is fake

No one else knows, not even the gang

Speaking of the gang, just picture the shocked look when you guys walk into the house, Dally’s hand pressed to the small of your back as you sit on his lap, both of you perched on the arm of the couch

It’s odd for them? But they expected it?

Cause y’all have totally been pushing the lines between partners and friends for a long time and they’re all so happy that the two of you have finally realized “how you felt about each other”

I have tons more ideas about the two of you actually fake dating but I don’t wanna make this too long so I’ll jump to when you guys admit that y’all are really dating-

So flash forward to about the six month mark and you guys are still in your fake little relationship

So-and-so, the girl Dally was trying to win over, was still going strong with What’s-his-face, and the two of you are still hanging onto each other in public and that’s slowly starting to bleed over into the time when it’s just the two of you alone

Like that one night, when you were spending the night in Dal’s room at Buck’s and while you were finding one of his shirts to sleep in, Dally presses up against you from behind casually to grab a shirt for himself

Or that other time where Dally didn’t let go of your hand until the two of you reached your front porch, a time far later than the moment you had left the party and left the other people

But that one moment, where it was just the two of you, sitting with each other in the quiet booth at the back of the Dingo

That moment where Dally leaned in just a little closer than he had before when the two of you were alone, those striking blue eyes of his flitting hesitantly between your eyes and your mouth

But, no, he didn’t kiss you that night, you pulled away before he could, muttering under your breath the exact words he didn’t want to hear

Dally had let slip to Johnny the night before about your whole fake dating ordeal, the rules you’d set and the way you had progress

He told Johnny that he was starting to realize that he never really wanted So-and-so, he was starting to realize that all he wanted was you

Johnny, being the level-headed boy he was, suggested that Dally explain to you how he felt and maybe you both could realize that what started as a fake relationship didn’t have to stay fake

But poor little you had read the situation entirely different-

In your eyes, your plans had failed, flat-out

So-and-so wasn’t anymore interested in Dally than she had been four months ago and Dally hadn’t seemed to be any less interested in her in your pining eyes

As you pulled away from Dally, you’re muttering to yourself about how maybe the two of you should just call the whole relationship off, should just tell everyone you realize you’re better as friends and go back to the way things were

Lemme just tell you that breaks Dally’s heart

This boy is not great with the soft and sweet emotions you make him feel, he’s not used to how he really feels about you and he feels like he’s down so much with his lingering touches and glances

He’s sure that you realized how much he cared about you cause he stopped talking about So-and-so close to four months ago and has only been watching and talking about you recently 

So what does he do?

What does Dally do?

Imma tell you what Dally does-

This boy reaches over the table, holds your jaw gently and gives you the softest kiss you’ve ever gotten in your life

And when he pulls away, still holding onto your face, he narrows his eyes playfully and says in a quiet tone, “I’m in love with you, ya idiot. Been in love with you for the last few months.”

Bada bing bada boom, y’all do a little more kissin’ in that booth in the back corner of the Dingo and the next day all the previous walls you had set up in the relationship are gone and the two of you are as happy as can be

Kisses every minute of the day, hanging onto each other whenever you get the chance, you even start throwing a few pet names back at him <3 

#the outsiders #the outsiders hcs #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders x reader #dillo’s writing #dallas winston #dallas winston x reader

[wyldblunt]

what are glyndwr's thoughts on joko

oh anon. ohhhhh, anon. where do we begin. also thank you for this i was having kind of a stressful night and trhis is taking my mind off it entirely

okay so. you know the whole Hello, Clarice hannibal lecter thing (he never actually said that in the movie but you know what i mean. that vibe. cat and mouse questionably mutual fascination). okay take that. but instead of hannibal and clarice it's TWO hannibals. except one of the hannibals is Reformed now and he has pinky-promised to stop being evil and to try his best not to kill civilians as collateral damage and to even [big heaving eye-rolling sigh] LIKE, BE NICE TO PEOPLE CLOSE TO HIM SOMETIMMMMEESSSS UGH, and maybe Good Guy Hannibal has even been doing pretty okay at all of this "being one of the good guys" thing. like, not GREAT. he's okay at it.

well, we're starting there.

glyndwr has not, like, had A Nemesis since callas, and frankly callas hasn't been his REAL nemesis in ages bc his "main character of an MMO" power creep WAYYYYY outstripped her whole thing like, back in the personal story, and i think he has kind of forgotten what having a nemesis does to his brain. and the answer to "what does having a nemesis do to glyndwr's brain" is IT FUCKING LIQUIFIES IT

so the whole joko thing starts, and maybe alan thought it was a little weird how aggressive glyn got poking at joko thru the bars of his cage in the domain of the lost but oh well, sometimes glyn gets really aggro and likes to antagonize people, what are you gonna do. but then after that, all of the "let's dress up as his archon and steal his armies!!!" and "let's make it look like there's a sunspear rebellion, don't you think that will make joko sooooooo mad. do you think he'll be mad. how mad do you think he'll get" etc etc is all glyndwr, and they are all plans that the rest of our main group are generally not JAZZED about. they are similarly not jazzed about the fact that glyndwr brings joko up at every single opportunity in every conversation, and generally is not sleeping At All, and is maybe back on bloodstone again?, and also his Evil Laugh is back after a multi-year absence

basically a lot of glyndwr's post-villainy progress backslides REALLY HARD bc he is just having, frankly, way too much fun playing Evil War Barbies with a lich king. a really big part of most of glyndwr's interpersonal conflicts thru lws4 kick up bc he is Actively Having Fun the whole time (in... in his own way...) which is unsettling and offputting for most of his loved ones.

i guess this is all more his BEHAVIOR about joko rather than his THOUGHTS about joko, so summary of his THOUGHTS about joko: as obsessed with joko as glyn is, he definitely does not RESPECT joko, but that's like. almost making him weirder about it? bc he refuses to lose to someone he doesn't respect and also he holds joko in so much contempt that 50% of this whole thing is just him fantasizing about how much he'll be able to rub joko's nose in it when he finally wins and assert once and for all that he is The Bigger Better More Awesomer And Most Devious Mastermind. but also maybe a little bit of all of this is that he envies joko a little. maybe glyndwr is a little too aware of how overpowered he is and is indulging in a little daydreaming about what he could have accomplished if he had stayed evil instead of switching over. and maybe he is then squashing those daydreams by putting every single ounce of his being into trying to annihilate joko off the face of the earth as loudly and violently as possible, to prove that he is actually still good

also it's not a sex thing. i know that because of how glyn is this looks indistinguishable from a sex thing for him. but it's not

#my ocs #glyndwr #oc notebook #PoF spoilers #lws4 spoilers

[what-gs-watching]

"HOW GREAT IS THIS PARTY?!"

So here’s a thing: I’ve been in a bit of a rut in terms of what I’m watching. I’ve clearly been doing a ton of comfort binging - Supernatural, Good Omens, Murder She Wrote, etc. because I can’t get my brain to focus on anything, I’ve just been trying (and very much succeeding) at turning it off.

But the other day, my sister came to the rescue. She and I definitely have different opinions on what’s good (again, she got all the way through Good Omens, and was like “I never got a romantic vibe from them…” which caused the biggest eyeroll of my life, possibly). Sometimes, though, she comes through. Which led me to…

THE AFTERPARTY on Apple TV.

You’ve never heard of it, right? Because I definitely hadn’t. Which is crazy because I am 10000000% their core audience. Like, so hard. And it’s soooo good.

Wherein a group of friends attend an afterparty, and somebody ends up dead. 

This is one show I don’t wanna ruin, because I had absolutely no idea what would happen going into it and it was SO delightful, so I won’t get too detailed but there is a ton to love about this show.

One of which is the cast. 

Tiffany Haddish is the detective that’s attempting to solve the murder. And sometimes I feel like she's wayyyyy too much, but she is the perfect amount of something in this show. Honestly one of my favorite parts. She’s fucking hilarious. Her method is insane and perfect, it’s exactly the way I’d go about solving a murder, and it’s just enough of ridiculous.

And Ike Barinholtz! And the dude who plays Gabe on The Office. AND JACK WHITEHALL, aka freakin’ NEWT from Good Omens season 1. Who you will absolutely not recognize because he’s hot as hell. And Ken Jeong. And John Cho! And weirdo Dave Franco. 

ALSO, Ben Schwartz, aka JEAN RALPHIO from Parks and Rec! Jean Ralphio is one of my absolute favorite insane characters, he’s so obnoxious and silly and his character Yasper in this show is similar, but also really charming. I was immediately in love with him because I’m a super weirdo, and his episode in the first season was definitely a highlight. I promise you’re gonna be singing “Yeah, Sure, Whatever” for a couple of days.

And that’s another thing - each of the episodes have their own motifs, which is clever and fun. A romcom episode, a musical episode. An episode that seems like a thriller movie. A heist caper. There’s even one that’s a fucking Wes Anderson love letter, which made me laugh out loud. 

Each season is dedicated to a murder and both are self-contained, which I appreciate, with a few characters recurring. Maybe people more clever than me can predict who the murderer is, but I have to say, I love the surprise. And both of them were definitely a shock to me. I was basically live-tweeting at my sister, who’d also gotten my parents into it,  while I watched and made her promise ‘no spooooilies’, so all she would say was “none of us could guess who did it.” 

The point is, it’s just a dope show. Again, satisfying my blood lust, but in a hilarious way. It’s FUN. And I haven’t been excited to watch anything new in a while, and it helped in my effort to wake my brain up (if only minutely, it’s an effing process y’all). Apple TV apparently canceled it after the second season which is a huge miss on their part, but there are no cliffhangers and it’s just silly and wonderful. And it made me happy, which I appreciate. 

So yeah, go watch it. You know you’re subscribed to Apple TV even if you forgot about it after Ted Lasso ended. And then, maybe watch Ted Lasso again…

#the afterparty #what g's watching #tiffany haddish #ben schwartz #apple tv #murder shows #jack whitehall

[autismtana]

santana lopez has adhd (part 2)

^the adhd/lesbian flags^

(*disclaimer: i have adhd myself and work in education/educational psychology, which is the basis of this post in which i get wayyyyy too analytical about a fictional character; however, i'm not a psychiatrist or doctor and am not qualified to diagnose real people with adhd or anything else ... seriously, our only representation is cis white boys whose adhd is an explanation for them being the class clown and treated as a joke so please don't get salty at me for claiming a fictional character that isn't a cis white boy as part of the adhd gang)

(credit to @dojasrivera on twitter for making the og adhd!santana thread; i unfortunately wasn’t able to see it as i only found out about it after their original twitter account got suspended but there may be some overlap between their thread and this post)

sup homies, as you know, tumblr cut me off so i had to make a part 2. (here's part 1)

ambitious but lacking in direction - noted terrible educator will schuester describes santana as being "unfocused" in 3x16.  she's indecisive about college in the latter half of season 3, initially says she wants to go then flip-flops, and then goes to louisville (fun fact: donovan mitchell also went there) for a short period of time then drops out.  after that she has a bunch of projects and career goals that never really go anywhere. (partially thanks to the lazy writing on the show)

fear of failure - santana wanted to go to new york after graduation but initially wanted to stay behind when she found out brittany wasn't graduating (like immediately), then chose to take the scholarship to louisville despite brittany and quinn both pointing out that she had the cash from her parents to pursue her dreams in new york (brittany was a lot more supportive and less judgy though). she did end up going after unpacking her anxiety around it with britt though.

low self-esteem, anxiety and/or depression - season 2 is what i like to refer to as "santana lopez's sad gay era", however i'd also argue that season 4 until mid season 5 (when she reunites with brittany) is kind of a low period for her as well.  the break-up is painful for both of them.  they're one another's safe people so when they don't have each other in close proximity, both of them experience depression.  i would also consider her demeanour at the beginning of 5x09 as an example of her exhibiting signs of depression. santana also experiences a lot of anxiety around her interpersonal relationships (pretty much all of season 2, 4x16, 5x09-5x13); in 5x18 it's very apparent that she's scarred by the experience with auditioning for rachel's understudy part and doesn't want to intrude on mercedes (thankfully, mercedes is awesome, we love mercedes jones here, themostrandomfandom does a great job of analysing this storyline here). it's also worth noting that despite how clumsily she goes about things, santana lopez is the most loyal, ride-or-die person on this damn show (she's definitely a gryffindor or hufflepuff who thinks she's a slytherin despite my less than positive thoughts on the transphobic lady's book series, or - in the context of the superior book series - a mary anne who thinks she’s a claudia) but the only acknowledgement she gets is shame, so she internalises it to give people an "out" ("I'm numb to people's feelings", "I have no heart").

can be easily distracted (while also hyperfocused on other things) - has a tendency to zone out of conversations (credit to @santanaslawyer on twitter) and couldn't remember her locker combo around brittany (although some of that could have also been santana being in her sad gay era and pining over britt)

narrow window of tolerance - santana was completely done with everyone's shit like all the time

strong sense of justice - homegirl uses her bitch powers to protect the people she cares about (see 2x17, 3x11, 5x18). other people aren't allowed to make fun of her mates, that's her job, dammit! she's also proactive in reporting mr schuester's lack of efficiency as a spanish teacher not because she dislikes him (which she doesn't; she might roll her eyes at him all the time but she does actually like him as a person) but because his teaching promotes offensive stereotypes, harms her and negatively affects everyone's education (and to her credit she is way more patient and charitable to him than he deserves when he literally chastises her in front of everyone for doing it). she will also challenge authority in situations where she is being held to a different standard to others. in 3x07, when figgins is considering suspending santana, she pushes back against it (rightfully so) because she doesn't understand how there isn't a zero-tolerance policy for violence when finn and puck get into it in the middle of school, or when the glee club get slushied, or when kurt is repeatedly physically assaulted by karofsky, but she slaps finn (after he outed her) and this policy suddenly exists. same applies in 3x13 when finn and rachel are allowed to have very graphic PDAs at school with no complaint from the authorities, but santana and brittany have one chaste peck and it's the end of the world, and she rightfully tells figgins that there's a double standard.

(really random) hyperfixations - it's a popular glee headcanon that santana spends a lot of time researching random shit on wikipedia (which she probably did the night before her wedding so she could explain to britt about the superstition around the bride/groom not seeing each other before the wedding) based on the absolute batshit cultural references she comes out with. she makes the most random cultural references (e.g. comparing rory to the great gazoo, which is a really random side-character from the flintstones), and has somewhat of a fascination with lizards (2x04, 2x12).  she also just randomly made an entire voodoo doll of rachel berry just for shits and giggles, like … wtf

lack of spatial awareness - so this one's mostly just naya rivera's physical comedy, but ... in the nicest possible way ... santana's a tad bit unco, isn't she? (see: her very charming wacky inflatable arm-waving tube person dancing in 3x08, the scene where she literally walks headfirst into a balloon in 3x22 and the scene in 5x17 where she gets attacked by pigeons).

hyperactive - santana's abuela put her in ballet classes because she was "such a tomboy and it really pissed [her] dad off"; obviously we know she had a mullet and dressed up as uncle jesse from full house for halloween (and she knows how to tie a tie, thanks again sarah) - those are obviously aesthetic things but "tomboy" can also be code for "hyperactive" in afab people (particularly if santana's grandmother was of the "children should be seen and not heard" generation).

#santana lopez #glee headcanons #glee #brittana #adhd #glee meta #neurodiversity #adhd santana

[irethepotato]

heyhey ire! i see ur requests are open ^-^ could i maybe request scaramouche having to look after a reader who got lightly injured? (like just a small scrape/bruise/etc) hope u have a great day/night <33

I just realized we're actually moots ajdjdjahdjs yay! Moot moots!

Hope you like this! 💕 💕 💕

Pairing: Scaramouche x gn!reader

Scenario: Scaramouche treating reader's who's lightly injured (scrape knee)

Warnings: very minor injury (scrape knee), scara mild swearing (let him say fuck mhy), scara's original name and writer's rusty writings and little knowledge on how to treat a scraped knee have mercy on me pls 🥺

Reblogs and likes are much appreciated!

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The terrains in Sumeru are absolutely gorgeous. Trees stretching out to the heavens with leaves so big, it becomes a natural canopy from the sun and rain, beautiful and colourful plants that flourish in the humid environment, brightly colourful birds flying about. On the surface, the forests of Sumeru are beautiful.

However, for the inexperienced, it may be quite a challenge to traverse in.

"Ouch!"

You couldn't helped but winced as your lover treated your scraped knee, a result of walking into a thorny bush after getting too distracted admiring the forest and not looking where you're walking.

"Seriously what are your eyes for? Look where you're going, dumbass. You're lucky I stopped you before you fell into that stupid bush."

Despite his seemingly harsh words, his hands were gentle while he treated your knee, as if he was afraid of hurting you even more.

Hell, he mutter a small sorry everytime you flinch before going back to his tirade.

Your heart can't help but flutter at his actions.

"There-", he said after bandaging your knee. "Try to not walk into anymore bushes, y/n."

"Hey! You forgot one more thing?"

"What?"

You almost couldn't suppress your smile. "Kiss it better"

If it were anyone else, he would've shock them where they stood for the demanding tone, let alone kissing one's knee. However, you are his lover, therefore, you have special Scaramouche privileges.

And that includes kisses

He rolled his eyes and gave out a small fake annoyance huff before giving your knee a small peck.

"I meant here, Kuni," you grinned teasingly at him as you pointed at your cheek. "I never said you have to kiss my knee."

"Why you-" he wasn't blushing but his red ears always gave him away. Which you have taken advantage of multiple occasions but that's a story for another time-

You relented your teasing before giving him a kiss on the lips. "Thanks for treating me. Here's your reward."

Before he could say anything, you left the room, leaving an internally flustered harbinger behind.

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Writer's notes: it really been wayyyyy to long since I sat down and wrote something. I forgot how much fun I always had whenever I write something (or maybe it's because I'm biased for scara sjjajksjdj)

Also also how the hell do I tag scara fics from now on? Scaramouche? Kunikuzushi?? Wanderer????

Requests are still open

#ire chats #ire tater tots #genshin impact #genshin impact scenarios #genshin scenarios #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x gn!reader #scaramouche #scaramouche x gn!reader #genshin scaramouche #genshin x reader #kunizukushi #wanderer