#like not only was he flirting with me

[lucithecrow]

Omg yall this kid(we're the same age) yesterday was trying to flirt with me(he was awful) but at some point we passed a dog(we were on the bus) and he said "oh that's a big dog!" And I was like "aww what a tiny baby!" Cause it was just a medium-sized pit bull, and he said,"You wanna go out there and see how big that dog actually is?" And I was like "yes omg he looks so cute, " cause literally my dog is the same height as me when he stands on his hind legs

(Pictures of my baby, mashmallow)

#great pyrenees #calling a pitbull big is crazy anyway #has this guy never seen an #english mastiff #or like a #great dane #even #anyways i love my baby #this guy was gross #like not only was he flirting with me #but also he was one of those #all women are the same #kinda ppl #so he didnt get to see my dog #he doesnt deserve him

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck #They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral #Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol #Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions #Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating #Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine #He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich #Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em #Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go #Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style #”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering) #Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao #danny fenton #john constantine

[grogumaximus]

What would be your dream team for le mans?

Max: I’ve been speaking to Fernando about it (Le Mans as teammates), he said he’d only like to do it (again) with me.

I’m quite a heavy driver, so I need to find a lighter teammate. I need to have a look.

Marc: I'm lighter than Fernando ;)

#'he'd only like to do it with me' 😮‍💨 #i need my war criminals teammates so. bad. #max n marc were flirting too #like imagine marc with max n nando 🥵💦 #max verstappen #fernando alonso #marc marquez #a lighter teammate must be something less than 65kg.. seb 👀? i remember seeing he was planning le mans entry but then said not for 2024 hmm

[gncrezan]

thoroughly enjoying @infamous-if so here's sketchdump of my post-read doodles before i run through it once again!!!!!!!!!

#p2 seven and aki are singing simple season h/ippo campus :) #slash is only in there so i dont clog the main band tag up !! i love them dearly i listened to lp3 drawing these #esp bc boys. is such a song for him . #infamous #infamous if #akihiro yasumi #seven lawless #there are more people here but i am not strong enough to tag everyone. sorry #also please don't be fooled by what looks like me leaning towards seven. aki is about to pipebomb all his relationships #mostly by flirting w anything that moves and being the most sagittarius man of ALL TIME!!!!! #also im enjoying his stage name w regards to his backstory #akihiro wanting to keep his private life as private as possible bc he believes there is like #a persona that he has to project as a singer. and it should be his love for the craft that his fans see #also akihiro: and i will make my stage name quite literally mean empty house in japanese #'somebody FOLLOW ME i'm DISTRAUGHT' sort of energy #my art #edit: adjusted the picture just slightly cause i realised exported it odd...

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

happy mother's day lmfao

bonus (the girls are fightiiing):

#and thus eddie caused a category 5 neighborhood disaster bc he tried to flirt via sandwich questions #which is a totally valid way to flirt. Totally. #what's more romantic than being able to bring people their favorite sandwiches without having to ask #idk im not a romantic. almost wrote tomantic. i dont like tomatoes either #welcome home #scribble salad #welcome home fanart #welcome home puppet show #in all honesty during last night's festive breakdown i had the doodled Thought above #and scribbled it in my phone notes #it feels good to not only have an Idea but to also Get It Out #yaknow? i dont get that often #brain usually has half a thought then fizzles out and decides to go lay down for a full week #also here's a niche concept that is incredibly funny to me: #a neighbor swearing and wally immediately being like NO!!! THE RATINGS!!!! #he has to snipe them before they can get the full word out. how sad :'{ #alsoX2 special thanks to these doodles for keeping me awake #i had decided not to sleep when i drew this and i can't fall asleep before ten otherwise ill wake up 4 hours later wide awake #with no hope of getting back to sleep #and another s/o to barnaby for being incredibly pleasant to draw. he does not fight me like the others do

[mamawasatesttube]

the fact that kon just liked to hang out with ma and pa kent before clark ever brought him to live with them after suicide slum arc is so important to me. little guy who just LOVES hanging out with cool old folks. you just know most of the smallville retirees' bingo circle pinch his cheeks every single time they see him

#rimi talks #theres also something to like... he wasnt even conner kent at that point yet. he was still only kon-el #and he'd just show up to flirt at ma kent and make himself a nuisance. i love him. #something something his first taste of being a normal kid #his relationship w the kents is just soooo special and so important to me. i care them #kon #ma kent #pa kent

[kyouka-supremacy]

Bsd is so funny because Akutagawa and Chuuya never interacted in canon and are probably barely aware of each other's existence and then there's anime promo art where they're constantly looking like they've been happily married for ten years

#I swear the one and only existing promo art of Akutagawa smiling... #chuuaku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #mine #q. #18/01/23 #Also thinking about the fifth years anniversary like. The way Chuuya looks at Akutagawa???? #It's not even sultry or anything like the looks he gives Dazai it's literally #“soft tender look of someone who's been in love with their husband for longer than they can remember look” like. duh #The picnic one where Chuuya hugs Akutagawa. #Akutagawa - who you'd think doesn't really like hugs‚ right? - is barely distressed like that was. common occurrence?? #Literally artistic equivalent of “I wasn't that drunk the other night” “you were flirting with me” “so what I'm your boyfriend” #“you asked me if I was single and then started crying when I told you I wasn't” #Anyways anyways. Chuuaku ❤️

[maybe-a-dinosaur]

seijoh 4 as summer camp employees

hanamaki takahiro is BUILT for this he has fun hair he’s weird he’s engaging his he’s colorful his water bottle is covered in stickers he has sandals on toes Out he is shameless he’s kinda unhinged it so works. he’s a counselor but almost never has a cabin to himself he’s more like a sub if someone else has gets sick or whatever but when he shows up it’s like a celebrity sighting a monumentous occasion. if he’s not needed anywhere else he’s helping out with arts and crafts his favorite artworks are the ones where you can’t tell what the fuck it’s supposed to be. he has lots of string friendship bracelets he knows how to make them but lies whenever someone asks he just gives them one he gatekeeps cuz he thinks it’s funny and teaching is too much work. he tells the most Outrageous ghost stories and is the reason only half of the kids will go in the lake he talks about bigfoot and campers who went missing and the town’s curse he is carrying on legacies he is SO fun.

iwaizumi hajime is the Coolest fucking counselor ever. bandana around his head sleeves cut off of the uniform tshirt (muscle tee now) he has friendship bracelets a beat up watch one anklet his water bottle is on its last leg he has a dinosaur keychain on his backpack he like epitomizes cool guy the kids idolize him. his cabin wins every single camp-wide competition every time like he’s peak athleticism and he’s just like so awesome or whatever it’s contagious. he picks kids up and throws them in the lake and pool if a frisbee gets stuck in a tree he gets it every time he caught a snake once and took it back to the woods everyone wants to sit next to him in the mess hall he can’t build a fire and is mad about it he sleeps like a fucking Rock and snores like a lawnmower and eats enough for 3 people at every meal.

oikawa tooru is a lifeguard. at the pool at the lake he’s always around the water somehow and Everyone has a crush on him. up on his lifeguard chair sunglasses on his skin is all golden whistle around his neck or spinning on his finger his hair somehow always looks good he wears a headband one day and someone literally faints. he teaches swimming and canoeing lessons and is really good at it he almost Never has to save anyone for someone who works by the water you’d think they’d swim a little more. he’s pretty quiet when he’s on duty he takes the job seriously but he’s a fucking motormouth when he’s off that chair he will Not shut up. he sits w the boys at meals running that fucking mouth pisses them off So Bad he blatantly flirts/fights with iwaizumi when the kids aren’t around and Refuses to get into a canoe with him bc it always ends up getting flipped. he’s really good with the younger kids they’re his favorite to work with but he is generally well liked throughout the camp he’s like everyone’s counselor crush and he always eats raisin bran for breakfast.

matsukawa issei is the camp cryptid he works with the older kids who like go backpacking and spend all their time in the woods he emerges looking like he’s been there all his life. he kinda just appears sometimes doing odd jobs taking things to the lost and found feeding the chickens fishing things out of the lake general camp maintenance he materializes out of the trees with a fire extinguisher a neon yellow backpack and a missing camper. he’s often accompanied by the camp dog so there are theories (encouraged by takahiro) that he’s actually a werewolf and that’s why he’s everywhere some people think he is the camp dog issei thinks this is very funny. the only place he’s consistently found is the mess hall at meals otherwise when not wandering or in the forest he can be found hanging out with hiro coming up with new ghost stories playing some sort of sport with hajime or pouring water on tooru’s head wherever he happens to be. issei is the best campfire builder on the property and some of the kids are scared of him he never has his phone can only be contacted by walkie-talkie he is the jack of all trades.

#iwaoi grew up going to camp together their dynamic has Not changed #anytime he’s asked a question issei answers very vaguely he’s not giving anything away like ‘where do you sleep?’ ‘the woods.’ #oikawa lifeguard i Know you can picture it he reapplied sunscreen every 2 hours mr ‘walk please!’ like its him #hanamaki flirts with issei whenever he appears they make spooky noises outside cabins to scare the unruly kids #iwaizumi sports KING like you name it he can play it he can beat you at it he set the campwide record for the climbing wall on his first da #this may only hit with a very specific audience i hope it finds you if not just trust me #seijoh 4 #haikyuu #summer camp au #hanamaki takahiro #matsukawa issei #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #matsuhana #iwaoi

[aroaceleovaldez]

one of my favorite solangelo headcanons is that Will Solace is actually really into the macabre, cause yknow, he’s a medic! He literally signed up to see blood & guts, he doesn’t mind it. He thinks it’s really interesting. And part of the reason why he’s so fixated on Nico is because he presumes that Nico is like, the one singular guy he can actually talk to about bones who won’t get creeped out by it.

Ensue miscommunication of Nico assuming that Will only sees him as The Death Guy™ because he won’t stop talking about skeletons to him and he’s all mopey about it. Meanwhile Will is frantically googling “is dissecting cadavers together a cute date idea” and keeps trying to flirt by throwing medical compliments at Nico

#pjo #solangelo #will solace #nico di angelo #Will: Hey Nico wanna hang out in the camp morgue with me later? <3 // Nico: (He thinks of me just like everyone else... only death...) #// Nico: ...No thanks. // Will who was planning on flirting using a human heart as a prop: (DAMMIT)

[zaliaslapasz]

screencap redraw :,)

#i have mixed feelings about this season #I’m very sad they didn’t include Gilmore rescuing the taldoreis #bc I feel like that was a turning point for his character in the campaign #he was no longer the sort of joke character he had been before #like vm loved Gilmore before but this moment turned him from the funny shopkeeper npc to a character with motives and morals #and we see just how generous and kind he is above all else for the first time #and then the moment where he’s almost dead and vax is desperately begging him to stay alive #that was also a moment for their relationship #it’s no longer just playfully flirting for fun / the amusement of the rest of the party #i do think there was still some of that sincerity and I loved it but… give me more #the only way to make it up to me is to make them fall in love forever #anyway that’s my spiel #vaxmore #vaxilmore #vax x gilmore #Vax’ildan #vax’ildan vessar #Gilmore #Shaun Gilmore #shaun geddmore #the legend of vox machina #tlovm #critical role #cr1 #critical role campaign 1

[lunarharp]

wanted to adapt the google search results a gay woman got in a japanese drama "tsukuritai onna to tabetai onna" which is good btw.

#witch hat tag #orufrey #the most light and gentle version of flirting-like behaviour of all time - a mutual passing thing - a peaceful dance through the long years #a way to work you out.. a way to express something about myself. all these steps are leading up to that beautiful magic #that you read about once. but actually we've been making it all this time... many many steps to this wonderful recipe. #the only non-perfect & non-fated thing about them is that oru is gay but (imo) qif could easily be transfem at any time. don't test him #oru being a woman wouldnt change anything for qif but oru is gay as hell.. However if qif was a woman then it'd be fine anyway no doubt. #oru would give in his membership to the Gay Men's Picnic Club group he goes to and embark on this life instead..many such cases #also i was typing “am i gay” into google when drawing tsukutabe fanart to check what google looks like #and “am i depressed” was the autofill for “am i”. qif's life is like: maybe he would have looked up something like oru did #but he got a bit distracted and started reading about cptsd instead which seemed more pertinent. sometimes childhood goes this way <3 #anyway Tsukuritabe..Kinou nani tabeta...And witch hat kitchen.... the trio of gentle silly 30+ gay couple situations..ohh.. #orufrey are the combo of those. like tsukutabe they aren't together yet. like kinou nani tabeta they are a long-term couple. beautiful #i will never let go of them. drawing this has cheered me up. they are with me

[ilostmymojo]

Hello, Pikmin community, please accept my humble offering.

#my art #pikmin 3 #alph pikmin #charlie pikmin #i only feel brave enough to post this bc it's a shitty redraw of a meme with a simple artstyle #im obsessed with the little blue dude #every time he cuts off charlie's flirting with brittany to insert himself fills me with glee #alph is gay #i played the first three games for the first time in the span of a month #i am sick in the head #dont follow me expecting more art youll be disappointed #update: thanks for all the notes #everyone who liked this is smart and hot

[im-getting-help]

Also like, what was Oliver thinking?!

"If you ever wanted me to talk to them..."

WHAT👏🏻WERE👏🏻YOU👏🏻THINKING?👏🏻

It was going soooo well! Farleigh was so obviously intrested, he said "i don't hate you", he was flirting, looking at his lips, MY GOD. Oliver, the only thing you had to do was shutting tf up, just keep playing the poor little nice boy.

Or he could've said LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE?

"If you ever need to vent you can talk to me, i get it" or "I can help you relax if you want *wink*"

The way Farleigh smiles after that stupid speech, he confirmed all his suspicions right there. I can hear him thinking "this stupid little boy really thinks he knows better than me about my own family, about my own house".

And Farleigh you too! Cause can you imagine what would've happened if he played the wounded puppy? if he would've just play whatever Oliver's power fantasy he offered? Oliver would've dug his own grave.

Can you imagine? Oliver goes to Felix trying to... what? speak up in Farleigh's name?

"Hey Felix, you know Farls? your cousin? the guy who passively bullies me since we met? You should give him and his mom more money, and treat him better. I don't know the first thing about your family but you should cut him some slack"

Like i know Oliver can be manipulative but im certain he would've fucked up so hard, Farleigh literally made him a favor by humiliating him at karaoke.

#i feel like this scene is the perfect point to branch so many quickstart fics #an au in which Oliver stfu and Farleigh starts trusting him to vent about the Cattons #an au in which Oliver doesn't stfu but Farls says “would you do that for me? 🥺” and then sits and watch as Oliver fucks up spectacularly #an au in which Oliver doesn't confront Farleigh he just straight up flirts with him and it goes from there #an au in which Oliver pretends to be in love with Venetia and heartbroken about Felix knowing because he's his only bff #so he convinces Farleigh that he doesn't know what to do cause he doesn't want to lose either of them #so many options #saltburn #oliver quick #farleigh start #quickstart

[wolves-in-the-world]

thinking about how the one time eliot masterminds something, it's because the circumstances are dire and we don't actually see it happen; how he says he plays chess and nate believes him but we don't ever see it or hear about it again; how we don't even see his most basic fighting skills until they're needed and he has to drop the cerebral and nonthreatening grift he was using in front of the team. and I don't know what to think except that in some ways he's just as secretive as parker is, we just don't see it because on top of that he's this very believable gruff-but-sorta-amiable person who meets up with his vet buddies and goes on dates and cooks for his team.

#not heading anywhere particular with this just. #with parker we see the warehouse and the multiple addresses and it's all shown to us in a way to draw attention to her caution #and how much she trusts the team regardless by letting sophie figure out the combination #and we have to assume that eliot has safehouses too but the show never even flirts with the idea of showing us. #he's secretive in a way the story allows and glosses over. #the difference between him and parker is that he pretends hard to be normal and she either can't or doesn't. #once again reminded of the ship dynamic 'there is something wrong with you that is also wrong with me.' #like. I sort of love that we don't see eliot's discussion of the kidnapping. what he figured out and how they'll handle it etc. #because just like in the pilot it's including the viewers in his grift #and this time it's the grift he resorts to most around people who know his job #the one that says he's violent and simple and not especially bright. the one that leads people to underestimate him. #power negativity applied in the best way for a hitter's career. #it's a grift we see multiple times and we're only barely shown the edges of it. #I would still kind of love to see more. because once again #it is fascinating to me that you can watch the entire damn show and still believe the grift of it. #eliot #leverage #hi I've been ignoring tumblr to get writing done and I keep having thoughts. it's terrible.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).

#storyrambles #it’s not creepy. just for context. it’s just irritating because I’ve told this person repeatedly that I’m not interested in romance. #this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether it’s actual flirtation or just flirting for fun #flirting for fun is cool. I wouldn’t mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun #but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said ‘no don’t buy me flowers’. there’s only so many things that can mean #‘it’s nice to see your face you always cover it!’ …I’m masking. because of covid #I’m narrating a game and suddenly ‘I like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutes’. …no. #‘you have to take the snack I brought you know it’s rude to refuse a gift’ I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didn’t ask. #‘you know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!’ we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours. #‘but it’s not talking so it’s less social energy’ no. that is not how it works. #sorry for the rant im just. tired. #you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard #and that’s actually what makes things awkward? rather than when they’re just being themselves? #yeah. that’s this friend here. #usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit #and you insist on me taking on the ‘girl role’ for most of them #I am not going to play along. #UGH don’t get me started on the ‘you’re cute when you’re flustered’ #I wasn’t even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me #it’s uncomfortable. #also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. ‘you’re cute when you’re angry’ ‘you’re cute when you’re upset’ ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID #will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I? #(for clarity I don’t want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.) #I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day. #‘how did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?’ #first of all. that’s different? #secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves #also I don’t have to be on high alert for if I’m going to be flirted with. so. #ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible. #but UGHHHHHH