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puppetmaster13u · 3 months

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Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?”

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still.

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.”

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.”

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Ghost Selkie Danny #Space Core Danny #Yes he looks like a lil ice (harp) seal but once he’s an adult he’ll be like a space seal lol #But for now he is tiny baby who is messing with Jason & his goonion for fun #Damian holding giant baby seal: This is my nephew #Dick who just fell through the window: What #Danny: I have miscalculated and gotten adopted but he’s not a fruitloop soo #Yes Hood’s Merry Men have made the seal-child a matching coat & hood #Danny eating all of Jason’s food: This is a hallucination #Jason who just came back from patrol to a tiny child in his safehouse: How did you even get in here #Child acquired

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kash-phia · 1 month

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baby pokemon trainers 🐣

#pokemon #trainer leaf #trainer lyra #rival silver #rival blue #trainer ethan #pokemon frlg #pokemon hgss #headcanon post #kashart #blue oak #green oak #rival green #this is my headcanon of their appearnce when they were 5 or 6ish hahaha #green and leaf were a pair of trouble makers #the metapod is a stolen lab pokemon lol #he is the caterpie's big brother; somehow caterpie got the impression that her brother was kidnapped by evil men in white coats #in actuality her brother went theyre willfully lol #now caterpie managed to drag two human kids into rescuing metapod....his lil sister always causes him trouble...#ohh and i suppose i hc baby ethan as a bit of a crybaby #esp before he got marill haha #he was a prime bully target too;but lyra always stuck up for him! she protecc her friend!#in this case however he tripped and fell because 2 pokemon knocked over him #they are very sorry too as you can see #oh and as for silver #i guess this is after (REDACTED) happened #or maybe during it #much later he finally (REDACTED) and spent some time (REDACTED)#and then later he finally decided he was going to steal a pokemon

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kneelingshadowsalome · 28 days

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i loved knight!könig x princess!reader so much ahhhhh!

in my head they have a happy ending ‘a knight’s tale’ style where they find out that könig is the heir to some ancient royal line and so he can marry the princess and they live happily ever after 🥺🫠

They're so cute it's actually disgusting 💗 And I'm super cruel for giving them a little more trouble down the road before their HEA 🥲

I'm sure that after the first night they make love König actually goes a bit insane and "steals" her. They run off in the cover of night but then our poor knight falls into another depressive episode when he realises it's difficult to provide for his beloved without a name and a castle. If they go to his lands her father's men will only start a war on his own bannerman and root them out. So he returns her (screaming & crying) back to her room. No pussy for König for at least a week!! :(

Still, every new match of hers somehow ends up *oopsie daisy* deadly injured on this hunting trip or that. They drown in pools, suddenly die of a weak heart at the humble age of 20, and our cutesy little reader gets a reputation that any man who asks for her hand gets cursed. No one dares to approach the Thorned Maiden (who's actually blessed with so many kisses and some nice deprived dicking every other night ^^), and so when the old king eventually dies (of natural causes), the princess ascends the throne and picks herself a husband to rule by her side.

No one is surprised that it just so happens to be the loyal old dog who guarded her door even when she slept. No one also dares to ask how is it possible that their firstborn came screaming into the world only 6 months after the wedding. The kingdom has never seen brighter days so who are they to question gods and kings?

#not könig forgetting to feel remorse by the time they place the cutest lil baby girl in his arms ^^#he's soooo fallen angel in this one #killing men like flies just to keep one woman as his own #he's a dark knight by the time they marry #isn't it cute ^^

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culther · 10 days

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Lil’ Wayne photographed by Sarah A. Friedman during a Tha Carter Ill recording sessions, for Vibe Magazine’s August issue. [ 2007 ] — [ x ]

#lil wayne #cult her #black culture #fashion #early 2000s #fashion blogger #weezy f baby #weezy #tha carter 3 #the carter #tha carter #2007 #vibe magazine #vibe #hip hop #2000s fashion #y2k fashion #men’s fashion

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jeysuso · 8 months

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Happy 38th birthday to two of the greatest to ever do it, two of the best to ever step foot in the squared circle, and personally my favourite wrestlers of the modern era, period. The Usos.

#jey uso #jimmy uso #wweedit #the usos #mygifs*#jeysuso #wrestling tag #*#HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MANS.#my favourite tag team. favourite wrestlers. favourite people. i love them so so so so so much.#even though jimmy's technically ruined this whole thing by being a lil bitchy bitch it's fine #because i can count on jonathan to be wonderful. <3 #but on the real. i've been watching these two grown ass men for... over a decade? through youtube and clips online #and getting to see them at their peak has been... as cringe as it's gonna sound #it's been one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life icl #i always knew they were destined for something amazing but seeing them achieve that? no words.#i'm so proud of the things they've done within the company #and i hope they're still around for years to come until They say it's over.#they the ones baby. always & forever.

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kannibalkaiii · 2 months

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POV you're Laios asking him for a taste

I don't think he's down for it tho lol

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That Orc daddy amirite?

Wanted to doodle him...might draw him again

#kaiiiart #traditional art #sketch #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #orc #orc baby #yes i always draw men a lil buussty #zon

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lachiennearoo · 1 month

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Lil sketch of the baby boy in his beautiful Pride Day outfit

Inspired by a convo I had with my friend @Undead-Legend

#original art #fanfic #fanfiction #deadpool #wade wilson #spideypool #lgbt pride #bisexual pride #pride parade #gnc #gnc men #cross dressing #cute boys #gay boys #Wade Wilson is my baby boy don't you dare argue against me #tiny lil creechur #he's like 6'3 but whatever #shut up

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darnellthefirestarter · 7 months

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I am far too obsessed with this silly guy

#friday night funkin #pico newgrounds #pico fnf #doodle #random thoughts #gay men #LIL BABY MAN #shitpost

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archivedx7 · 4 months

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we all know casper is babygirl coded ofc but on the other hand may i present:

casper as the epitome of

loserboy swag.

thats it. thats all.

#a date with death #casper a date with death #i love loser men #WHEN HE BLUSHES UGHHHHH #OR WHEN HE HE HE TYPES INCORRECTLY KDKAKA #hey lil grimi lenme put a soul baby in ya *lip bites*#PLS EVERYBODY PLAY THIS GAME #I NEED MORR CONTENT TO FEIN OVER

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palewyrmnerd · 11 months

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You guys know that theory that Miguel isn’t an actual spider because of the claws and fangs?

It’s cause he’s a tarantula 👀👀👀

#he got them tarantula claws #which also means he may have paw pads bc tarantulas have lil paws #let’s go baby #also…I have Opinions on fuzzy men/pos #atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spider verse spoilers #across the spiderverse #atsv Miguel O’Hara #miguel o'hara

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static-martini · 5 months

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i know "sorcerers" is the broad term for magic-users in DC, but it seems like "witches" specifically caters itself to the women of that category. which is always funny to me when i think of Klarion

because how awkward is that? his branch of magic could be too "witchy" to contribute to the other guys, but he can't really hang out with the girls because the magic they know lends itself to a sisterhood

no wonder he keeps to himself, all the parties he goes to must be super boring

#klarion the witch boy #dc extended universe #klarion bleak #txt post #I was reading the Wonder Woman: JLD arc with Hecate; thus why im posting abt the lil guy #like every time Hecate said mortals are a plague to magic spurred on by the men; I just kept thinking back to him #im SURE she’d make an exception esp because she made a comment like ‘your kind are always shortsighted’#like u know who’s super imaginative? my baby boy <3 u should hit him up; he would LOVE you #I know technicallyyy he interacted with Circe who was branded with Hecate’s mark at the time; but i choose to ignore that cuz. he was bald.#basically boils down to #Hecate: men are a scourge upon my power. the world being cleansed will be a step in the right direction #Wonder Woman: uh huh what’s in your arms?#Hecate cradling Klarion: my baby :)

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bubbasbubblebutt · 6 months

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