#Child acquired

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 122

“Have you met Seal Hood?” 

Dick paused almost mid-jump, having apparently turned to the wrong channel but also changed to the perfect one too. At least, perfect in the fact that he had just overheard an interesting thing from Jason, apparently forgetting that his comm was in fact on still. 

Damian must have answered, because Jason snorted a laugh. “You can try getting him to leave, he’s taken over my bathtub and keeps eating all my food.” 

Hold up, was- Dick had thought Jason was talking about a plush or something, but was he talking about a literal living animal seal??

“I’ll have you know I’m not going to make a poor little baby seal leave, and I’m not putting him in a zoo, brat.” 

Oh Gotham, it was a real living animal seal. Dick about faced, rushing towards Jason’s safehouse. How did he get a seal? Why was it in his bathtub?? Why hadn’t he called the proper people for this sort of thing?! He had to get to the safehouse now to see this shit.

Baby Seal Danny <3

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Ghost Selkie Danny #Space Core Danny #Yes he looks like a lil ice (harp) seal but once he’s an adult he’ll be like a space seal lol #But for now he is tiny baby who is messing with Jason & his goonion for fun #Damian holding giant baby seal: This is my nephew #Dick who just fell through the window: What #Danny: I have miscalculated and gotten adopted but he’s not a fruitloop soo #Yes Hood’s Merry Men have made the seal-child a matching coat & hood #Danny eating all of Jason’s food: This is a hallucination #Jason who just came back from patrol to a tiny child in his safehouse: How did you even get in here #Child acquired

[url0calcrvckhead]

COULD YOU ADOPT MEE??

Yes.

#ask austin #austin answers #ask answered #child acquired #austin's kids

[hypewinter]

Danny is currently in possession of a baby Damian. He is unaware that he is in possession of Damian Wayne let alone how he came to be in the possession of Damian Wayne. All he knows is that the bats are after him and won't leave him alone.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #i imagine something something damian gets deaged and the bats are trying to get him back #but danny assumes something something the bats are trying to turn him and his new child over to the giw #bonus scenarios could be that danny is completely unaware that a toddler is tagging along with him #and is super freaked out that the bats won't leave him alone #or maybe danny somehow acquired damian sometime before he was sent to live with his father #leading to the league of assassins trying to get him back and the bats discovering bruce had a baby all at once

[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 21 (Masterlist)

(Part 22)

@bruciemilf MOTHER BIRD BRUCE

#battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #the batman #batman 2022 #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #soft bruce wayne #dc #babygirl bruce wayne #only in gotham #gotham city #gothamite #social media au #social media #give battinson a child 2k23 #he’s trying his best #this is why he only acquires children #no babies

[digoload]

part THREE! of drawing bedrock bros as kakashi & naruto screencaps (part 1, part 2, part 4, part 5)

i know i said "day 1" in part one and have continued to post every day since then but we're setting ourselves up for success so dont continue to expect daily art. however. having said this. therapy is expensive and drawing bedrock bros as p!kakanaru is free :sunglasses_emoji:

#technoblade #tommyinnit #techno art #techno fanart #technoblade fanart #tommyinnit fanart #dream smp fanart #dsmp fanart #dsmp art #dsmp #dream smp #my art #bedrock bros kakanaru fusion!!! #<- thats my new tag for this btw #we're still on the wave arc #technoblade's face really fought with me but i dont have time to spend hours on that lmao #learning to chill out with the perfectionism bit by bit #post dsmp exile arc #techno acquiring traumatised child: yeah hes fine #tommy straight up having a panic attack: #techno. the traumatised child who grew up: yeah thats definitely normal childhood stuff #cw blood

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Trope of the day is the parent by accident aka accidental child acquisition. Somehow someone who didn't and maybe shouldn't have kids before, acquires a child or at least a younger person, who's just not leaving anymore. Suddenly they are responsible for some little idiot's well-being - and they're unexpectedly great at it.

#trope of the day #thanks for the name you all taught me for this! #fictional tropes #accidental child acquisition #creativepromptsforwriting #writing ideas #writing inspiration #creative writing #writeblr #writers on tumblr #writing #parent by accident #acquiring a child

[lunarose-moonflower]

reverse robins au but make it dead serious for ✨flavor✨

Dick is a relatively new addition to the family he's only been at the Manor for about a year and a half and his eldest brother is someone he only sees sporadically

From his baby child understanding his oldest brother, Damien, is mildly estranged due to both him and Bruce being too emotionally constipated to work out their issues so they're just awkward about it

He shows up on birthdays holidays and important stuff but he basically exclusively communicates with his brothers and Alfred almost ignoring Bruce at times and he absolutely never not even once mentioned anything about his personal life

So imagine everyone's surprise when one day Damian shows up at the Manor with a random guy they've never met holding a baby.

Apparently Damien has been able to completely avoid mentioning that he's been married for a couple of years to a random guy from Illinois's named Danny who's also apparently a ghost??

And the cherry on top is that they've had a baby (adoption ghost fuckery or trans!Danny pulling a seahorse whatever you want)

Dick will never understand his oldest brother but at least his new baby niece is cute

#dead serious #dp x dc #danny fenton #danny x damian #damian wayne x danny fenton #damien wayne #damian wayne #Damien will not elaborate further on how he met Danny or how they acquired said child

[driftingballoons]

Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Adventures in Childcare

#Manaphy #treecko #skitty #chatot #pokemon doodles #original art #They’re trying their best #Love how these two children just acquire a baby #And after everything chatot just decides no #The child would be better off in the ocean #You’re clearly not responsible enough

[adarkstrangeartist]

OKAY SO

turns out that furbys do not have an off switch (at least mine doesn’t cuz it’s an older version) so now I have a bedtime ritual I must perform in order to put her in sleep mode…

I really have adopted a child haven’t I?

Also side question for the furby side of tumbler, does the furby actually learn more English or is that a lie?

#furby #furby baby #nighttime ritual #I have acquired a child apparently #he smells like dust and tastes of metal #i’m afraid #but also love him #I’m getting the candles #millennium furby #relatable

[cloud-ya]

completely normal children

#'daughter possessed by a kitsune who after being expelled gains a human form resembling that daughter' #quite mouthful way to say New Child Acquired #love the way all honkai milfs have adopt everything energy #honkai impact #kiana kaslana #herrscher of the void #durandal #bianka ataegina #cecilia schariac #kitsune

[foxspritez]

sketches from stuff i have yet to finish because uni is kicking my ass rn!!!!!

#WORLD’S CHEAPEST STYLUS ACQUIRED!!!!! #two months later im back hey yall #i have a sampard post and march post im working on #i wanna finish them but school takes priority #which is so cringe i know #hsr #sampo koski #march 7th #gepard landau #childe

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 151

So. Deadman might be in a tiny bit of a bind. He may-have-might-have stumbled across a very tiny newly-dead ghost. Except they’re very much also not. That is somehow both a ghost and a realms being and a child and he has No Clue what to do. What does he do with a crying child who fell through a portal and into his arms? Oh. He can actually interact with them, that’s good. But uh, again, what does he do?

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #deadman #Deadman has accidentally acquired a child #Clockwork yeeting Danny into DC: Behold your new home #Danny: Bish why would you make me so freakin tiny #Danny: Also who TF are you?! #Clockwork: :) #Danny just had his accident and is also a full ghost (mostly) #He'll learn to take his human form again Eventually #Eventually #JLD trying to figure out how to raise a half-ghost baby:

[dorindameddler]

The pc and wyll only adopt a daughter in the epilogue if you mentioned wanting to start a family with him in the pre-epilogue romance scene which totally makes sense from a game design perspective, you don’t want to thrust a kid on a player who doesn’t want one.

BUT from an in-world pov there’s no reason the ilmater priests would know you’ve had this conversation and that’s why they give you an orphan baby. So I like to imagine astarion thinking he’s won the jackpot being married to grand Duke wyll only for the priests to show up one day like “woe. Baby be upon ye” and ruin his entire life.

#they should only acquire a child accidentally is the thing

[greenglowinspooks]

Btw I have no idea if it’s known about in the wider fandom, but there’s a sizable amount of riddler-centric fics on AO3 where he adopts Steph after he kills/otherwise maims her father. There isn’t a point to this I just thought you all should know about it

#spook speaks #riddler fans said give this neurotic little man a child NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! #idk I just think they’re so fun to see #we should do that with other rogues too tbh. Two-face takes in baby Jason after killing his dad because he didn’t know he had a son #and Jason tries to maul him every step of the way #who else lemme think. uhh #Harley taking in baby dickiebird as a favor to her good pal Bruce from medical school #(she never ends up as Harley Quinn but probably ends up dating Poison Ivy regardless) #literally Any rogue accidentally acquiring Tim and trying to hand him off because he’s deranged #Tim still ends up a Robin btw and rocks up to beat his rogue parent’s ass on the regular #(they are Very proud) #Duke meeting Ivy during We Are Robin and getting support from her in exchange for a little help committing ecoterrorism #because Harley thinks he’s got spunk and Bud and Lou seem to like him too #idk. consider it

[captainkirkk]

Dokja's identity crisis about not being good looking..... Darling, you have the weirdest priorities

#also it's not easy to tell in a web comic #but i feel like he's probably an unreliable narrator? #ALSO: another small child acquired!! #dokja tell himself he's not kind-hearted or anything like that #and then went and adopted two kids in the apocalypse #orv liveblogging

[jessicas-pi]

After several polls of coming in second or third or fourth or whateverth place, Bo-Katan's Obitine Flashbacks finally won!

Bo-Katan doesn’t know specifics, but she does know it hasn’t been more than a month.

She lowers her voice. “I’m sorry for your loss, Wren. I know you and the Jedi were… close…”

And Sabine Wren drops her face into her arms, bursting into tears and then apologizing through her hysterical sobs, which tells Bo-Katan exactly how close they were.

Bo-Katan is hit with a feeling of deja vu, like she’s done this before.

Wait.

No.

She has.

Ha ha. Fun.

This is just exactly what she needed right now, another woman brokenhearted over a Jedi.

And she thought the time with her sister had been awkward.

Wren is still rambling, half-incoherently as she rubs her eyes and tries to pull herself together, a mix of excuses and explanations and aching, soul-deep pain.

She says enough to give Bo-Katan another realization.

Unless Bo has entirely misheard—not only did Wren have feelings for the Jedi boy—not only did the Jedi boy have feelings for Wren in return—not only did they confess to each other—they also said the vows, which is, Bo is pretty sure, farther than Satine ever got with her Jedi, and then the thought of Satine and Kenobi gives Bo-Katan the most horrifying notion yet.

“Oh, my gods, are you pregnant?”

Sabine sits up, eyes huge, mouth hanging open in speechless bewilderment.

“Am I… no!”

Her answer is entirely sincere, and Bo-Katan slumps in relief.

Manda be praised. We don’t need more Korkies.

#bo katan is crying with relief on the inside #but bo. you have entirely forgotten to account for adoption. #this is a MANDALORIAN we're talking about sabine is perfectly capable of acquiring a force sensitive gremlin baby on her own #needless to say in the years that they are apart sabine and ezra both acquire children #and tell their kids stories about their respective missing parents and have very fairy tale wait for true love vibes #no that telling stories thing is not at all inspired by the bridge of long live by taylor swift why on EARTH would you think that #(but seriously Long Live has MAJOR rebels vibes) #anyway i got off topic. Where was I? #oh yeah. #accidental child acquisition. #it happens. #that's the point i was making #children are acquired. #accidentally. #(one of the accidentally acquired children may in fact possibly be The Legendary Pink Haired Gremlinchild Rune) #i just really like the word acquire. ok. it is a fun word to type #sabezra #the promises au