#literally hottest men alive

[daryldixonnn]

slut for them

#norman reedus #the walking dead #daryl dixon #daryl twd #bigbaldhead #twd daryl #jeffrey dean morgan #andrew lincoln #dilfism #literally hottest men alive #rick grimes #rick grimes x reader #negan smith #negan smut #negan twd

[blackvelveteen1339]

When I say I'm into older men, this is what I mean 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏼‍♂️🧎🏽‍♀️🫦

JDM, 57, Andrew 50, Norman 55

#norman reedus #daryl dixon #andrew lincoln #rick grimes #jeffrey dean morgan #negan smith #the walking dead #the holy trinity #hot as fuck #dilfism #literally hottest men alive #three kings #hot fictional men

[megumimania]

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES - ryomen sukuna

summary: your boyfriend hates modern technology.

warnings: sukuna x fem reader, sukuna is an old hag (affectionately), sukuna not fucking with consumerism is he in his marxist era?🤔, sukuna is a softie when he wants to be, sukuna is ooc because i hate writing mean men :), yuji being a hottie is my fav hc of all time, i can’t believe im giving amazon free promo 😞.

notes: i missed you guys!

sukuna cant wrap his head around technology.

he doesn’t understand why companies sell ‘new’ phones every single year, when they perform the same exact functions as the previous one.

he doesn’t like how your coffee machine has too many buttons when all he wants in the morning is just a cup of black coffee to get him through the day. sukuna just prefers doing things the old fashioned way which makes him subject to teasing by you and his little brother yuuji.

he doesn’t care though, constantly talking about how he’s ‘escaped the matrix’ by not owning an up to date phone and only getting his news from the daily paper and tv. however his view on technology changed once you brought alexa home.

initially he thought that it was a speaker and was confused to why you bought another one. “it’s not just a speaker ryo,” you corrected him swiftly. “she’s a digital assistant that can tell you the time, the weather, recipes and she can even tell jokes.”

sukuna looked at you with the same wariness he’d give to a snake oil salesman. “can’t your phone do the same exact thing for less?” you knew he was lowkey right but your stubbornness refused to let him get the upper hand.

“that’s not the point babe.” you playfully rolled your eyes at him, carrying the box to the kitchen counter and setting it down with a loud thump. “now if you’ll excuse me i’ll be busy setting my alexa up.” you huffed as you opened the instructions trying to make sense of them.

sukuna looked over at your focused expression. your brow furrowed with concentration as you read the instructions. it was simple really and within a couple of minutes the alexa was ready to go and by the joyous look of pride on your face sukuna knew that he was going to be in for one hell of a ride.

and unfortunately he was right.

life with an alexa was hell. sukuna barely got through the day without hearing the monotone female voice rattle off the hottest food spots or tell you a stupid joke that was suddenly the most funniest thing alive. he used to make you laugh like that!

he felt like the speaker was taunting him. hell he couldn’t even have some down time with you without that stupid speaker getting in the way. it was literally like he was third wheeling all the time and he hated it. you were his girlfriend first!

sukuna didn’t like being second best. especially to a glorified speaker.

you and sukuna were cuddling on the couch together after finishing a movie—terminator 2 to be exact. “so what do you think of the alexa?” you asked whilst the credits rolled, mindlessly stroking his cheek with your acrylic nails whilst he rubbed your legs.

sukuna tensed at the question as he tried to think of a way to answer without sounding like a complete asshole. “well…im not really a fan.” you could already tell from the dry tone and his poor attempt of acting unfazed that he was lying through his teeth.

“if that’s the case then why did i find it in the bathtub?” you pulled up the waterlogged alexa in a ziploc bag. sukuna would usually have a sarcastic reply in his arsenal but he was now looking at you as if he was a deer caught in headlights.

“fine, i used the damned thing.” he raised his hands up as he accepted defeat much to your surprise. “it fell into the bathtub when i was trying to stream that megan the stallion song yuuji told me to listen to. he said something about the song needing to go number 1 on the charts.”

you sat back in disbelief. you didn’t know whether to be annoyed, angry or smitten with him. “i’m glad yuji is helping you become more cultured but why did my alexa have to die for such a good cause!” you wailed dramatically collapsing on the floor, clutching the alexa to your chest.

sukuna lifted you off the floor with such ease it almost made you jealous. “stop whining i already ordered another one. it should be coming in a few days.” he said with his usual gruff tone that was laced with softness, peppering kisses down your neck.

you giggled as his stubble tickled your skin. “that was quick, you missed it that much already?” you teased him whilst you hooked your arms around him running your nails down the nape of his neck.

sukuna rolled his eyes at your playful expression. “i’m still anti technology, don’t be fooled.” one thing sukuna was to his core was a hater but like most haters he rarely stood on business.

“whatever you say babe.” you hummed biting back a smile. you and sukuna knew give or take two months that he’d change his opinion about it.

#vina writes: jjk #vina writes #ryomen sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna #sukuna x female reader #sukuna x y/n #sukuna x you #ryomen x reader #sukuna x reader #jjk fanfic #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jujutsu kaisen fluff #sukuna x black reader #jujutsu kaisen sukuna #sukuna #jjk sukuna

[cvpidsb0ws]

❛LITTLE MISS NURSE.❜ | shuntaro chishiya x fem!reader

genre: FLUFF WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO (enemies kind of shit)

warnings: gore and yes😆😆😆

sypnosis: after hours of waiting for shuntaro chishiya to return from a deadly game, he finally came back. with a lot of blood too. who else would patch him up if not you?

author's note: STOP I ACCIDENTALLY POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STILL WORKING ON IT ITS SO 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 anyways men in pain r one of the hottest things ever. 😁😁😁😁 (big big big bonus if its shuntaro chishiya!!!!!!)

dedication: @emiemith <333

the pitter-patter of your shoe was heard throughout the whole room, bouncing off the walls, for your foot has been unconsciously tapping the floor the past few hours due to nervousness. minutes turned into hours, and shuntaro chishiya still hasn't been seen. messy hair, sweaty forehead, glassy eyes, chest heaving up and down, fidgeting hands. you had it all.

what if he died?

it was a small chance, knowing he was a one of a kind. but it was still a chance that could happen at any time. no one was invincible in borderland.

but still, you held onto that rope of hope that he was still alive. he had to be.

no, you and chishiya were lovers. you were not even close at all. you were enemies, always at each other's neck, always fighting over the simplest things, and such. but there were times when you both shared your love and care for each other. in your own ways.

and as if your prayers have been answered, chishiya came through the door. but as soon as he stepped in, he immediately collapsed to the floor, coughing out blood. and you didn't waste time to rush by his side to help him.

it took a long time, but with his arm slung around your shoulders, you carried his passed out body all the way to your own room.

you let him lie down on your bed, and you scrambled to get all of the materials you needed to make him feel better.

looking down at chishiya, you tried your best to put your fears aside, and finally look at him. he was truly hurt. he had small cuts adorning his face, and you tried to take his jacket and his shirt off due to the pool of blood on his clothing. but doing so made him jolt awake.

"(name)?"

the sound of his raspy voice made you look back up at him, and you smiled as a way to comfort him. to let him know everything was going to be okay.

"chishiya, you're awake!" you expressed, teary-eyed. you were literally on the verge of breaking down. him being hurt made you hurt. maybe even more.

"(name), you look like you're about to cry. you care about me that much, huh?" he teased you with a smirk, barely keeping his eyes open. "a few scratches won't hurt me. you don't have to patch me up, darling, just because you have a crush on me."

you forced an irritated laugh, ignoring the 'darling'. it meant nothing at all since he always called you that, knowing you got annoyed every single time. to prove a point, you slightly pressed the obvious wound beneath his shirt, and watched as he winced, throwing his head back with a groan.

you chuckled as you pulled away, turning away to grab a wet cloth to clean his wound with. with a smile, you looked at him. "now be a good boy and remove your shirt unless you want me to do it for you, shuntaro."

rolling his eyes, he carefully removed his jacket, and his shirt soon followed. you couldn't help but gawk at the sight. not because of the gash on his stomach, but because of how his body was perfectly sculpted.

you were stuck to your place, and chishiya looked up at you with a teasing smirk. "well, little miss nurse?"

you were quick to cough as a way to clear your throat, licking your lips. and you then sat down on the bed, leaning closer to clean the blood surrounding his wound.

as you were treating the gash, you could hear him trying his best to keep his whimpers and groans quiet. you stopped yourself from smiling uncontrollably after hearing such things, mentally scolding yourself.

"i didn't know you were that good with this, (last name)."

scoffing, you rolled your eyes at him, as you tightened the bandage you were currently wrapping around his stomach.

"and i didn't know you were stupid enough to get stabbed during a game. i mean, it's a shame really . . . seeing such a handsome face with cuts."

"oh, so you do find me handsome?" chishiya remarked with a devilish grin, knowing you were becoming irritated. but it's a good thing you already finished.

ignoring the question, you stood up with a victorious 'done'. he watched you, tilting his head to the side before saying

"if i knew you would be the one to patch me up after getting hurt, i would hurt myself every day."

#alice in borderland #alice in borderland x reader #shuntaro chishiya #chishiya #shuntaro chishiya x reader #chishiya x reader

[kiss-theggoat]

please more bo i beg of you. you’re my favourite writer for him

A/N: Literally sobbing, thank you so much for the words of support. I looooove Bo and I love writing about him so thanks so much for your request! I hope you like it! Longer fics for Bo to come :)

Bo Sinclair Headcannons

Warnings: Smut, Violence, Toxic relationship, Bo being Bo, Talks of past trauma

SFW:

No matter how you end up in Ambrose, I see him having sort of a honeymoon phase with you. He sees you, thinks your the hottest thing alive, either convinces you or forces you to stay, but after a few weeks, he realizes that he’s gotten himself into some sort of screwed up relationship. This isn’t because he doesn’t like you, but because he thinks about the way his mom and dad left him, and worries about you wanting to leave too.

Let’s be for real, Bo is not the kindest man ever on the surface, and he’s a stereotypical tough guy. If you identify as a woman, he’ll want you to do your “womanly” duties, clean the house, get him a sandwich and a beer, be at his beck and call. If you identify as a man, be prepared to be put to work in the garage, fix buildings downtown. In Bo’s eyes, men do the hard labor and women do the house work. Very old fashioned.

Living in the Sinclair house is like playing slot machines. One day you’ll wake up to a Bo who gives you a kiss on the forehead and walk downstairs to Lester making some sort of roadkill bacon, Vincent putting flowers he found in a little vase. The next day you’ll wake up to screaming and walk down to the brothers fighting, you might even get your own “the fuck you lookin at?” From Bo if you stare too long.

Bo secretly loves EVERYTHING about you. He literally thinks you’re a god on earth, the way your pretty eyes glimmer in the Louisiana sun, the way your skin is so smooth when he runs your hand over your thigh, when you laugh at something Lester says and it lights up the entire house, puts him in the best mood. Makes it hard for him to wear his usual scowl. He just wishes he knew how to tell you.

With this is the resentful side of Bo. He can be rude to you, calling you names, pushing you away, and I wouldn’t put it past him to hit you. He would hit you and then sit in silence, alone, in shock of what he’d done. He can’t stand that he’s letting someone get close to him, can’t stand that he’s letting YOU get close to him, so he tries really hard to push you away, despite how scared he is of you leaving.

The moment Bo knew he was head over heels for you. You and Vincent playing with Daisy in the long grass, laughing and running around, carefree. Bo sat against a tree with a beer, watching the beauty that is you spend time with the things he loves most. He can’t deny how good you fit in, and he loves it.

NSFW:

Bo likes a pillow princess. He loves being in control, having every single part of your body in his hands, his mouth, covered by his body.

His favorite position is probably doggy, but this is because he usually just bends you over things randomly do fuck you. In the garage? You’re bent over the workbench. In the house? Bent over the kitchen counter or side of the couch. If you’re in the bedroom and he gets to move you around, he likes missionary (he gets to see every single movement of your face) and spooning (easy to choke you).

Some of Bo’s kinks would include impact play, he loves to spank you, dacryphilia, if he can fuck you until you cry he’s smitten, and very light bondage. He likes to tie your wrists to the headboard every once and a while, or behind your back if your bent over something. Other than that he’s a fairly vanilla guy in a kink sense, but he’s rough.

You’ll wake up the next morning sore, bruises on your hips and thighs, hickeys on your neck, collarbones, and chest. You’ll wobble down the stairs with one of Bo’s shirts on to find a smirking Lester and a casual Bo, eating breakfast.

No one gives you more shit than Lester. You and Bo’s brothers get close, but Vincent doesn’t make fun of you like Lester does. If he hears you and Bo fucking? Oh my god, that man is going feral, banging on the door, mocking your moans. If you come down in the morning from an obviously rough night, he will not let you leave the house without details. And god forbid he walks in on you two, he’d laugh and probably slap Bo’s ass before he left.

Bo’s favorite thing on you is your ass. He’s an ass man. If you’re standing in the kitchen cooking, he’s coming up behind you and squeezing your butt, trying to distract you. When he fucks you from behind, all he can stare at is the way your ass bounces against him. He loves it.

#slasher x reader #slashers #horror movies #bo sinclair fanfiction #bo sinclair x reader #house of wax #house of wax fanfiction

[crazylittlejester]

I love Aro ace wars but may I purpose

Unapologetically gay wars, wars who openly talks abt liking men, fruity wars, twink wars, and it’s even funnier if one of the chain (specifically twi) were bisexual or something, so they’re just walking through like a random town or something and wars gay ass just goes

wars: oh my god that guys hot

twilight: shit your right

He’s bi/ace to me but I firmly believe he still acts like that because as an asexual man myself, I act like that. Like being ace doesn’t mean I cannot walk into a grocery store and then elbow my best friend in the ribs and go “dude the cashier might be the hottest man alive”, and that to me feels like something Warriors would also do

The way I interpret him, Wars is very much a twink and very open about his attraction to both genders, and I still think he’d flirt with people at bars for some good fun. I just do not think he’s taking anyone home at the end of the night (because he’s ace to me), and I don’t think he wants a committed relationship (because of trauma issues. He’ll get there eventually)

To me Wars doesn’t experience sexual attraction, but he appreciates beauty and knows an attractive hylian when he sees one, and poor Twilight (who to me is bisexual) finds himself getting punched a lot quickly followed by Wars hissing in his ear “PLEASE TELL ME YOU SAW THAT GUY IT WAS LIKE HIS JAWLINE WAS SCULPTED BY THE GODDESSES THEMSELVES”

a little off topic but I also think Warriors has learned to weaponize his sexuality, which is why he probably has a massive reputation for being an idiot pretty boy flirt. His entire era probably looks at him and just sees the person a sorceress started a war over because he’s so attractive, so he probably uses his looks to his advantage. Like he’s stunning and he knows it (he probably hates it because of all the trauma it’s brought him), and he also probably uses it as a weapon. If people think he’s dumber than he actually is, he can get more information out of them because they expect less from him and therefore will not be paying super close attention to the fact that he’s literally playing them and they’re falling into a trap

But yes, Twink Wars is real to me, I just don’t think he experiences sexual attraction. That’s just my headcanon for him :)

#his experience with asexuality is heavily based off my own because I too am a bi/ace man #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu warriors #lu wars #warriors linked universe #linked universe warriors #jes talks #jes ask

[rinskazuu]

rating record of ragnarok characters /10, because i can.

DISCLAIMER: i’m only rating the characters based off what the manga & anime has portrayed. i’ve done little to no research on these people themselves, which is why i don’t condone anything immoral that they’ve done. this was written before the release of chapter 73+

a/n: i think i wanna do this for every anime + genshin & val. PLS WATCH IT & LMK IF YOU GUYS LIKE IT. also i dont care abt grammatical and/or punctual errors, this is a shit post

MANGA SPOILER WARNING!!

THOR: first of all, he’s so fucking hot. his smile caught me so off guard tho, i kinda just stood there watching the screen, baffled. not much character to him, he’s just hot. 7/10

LU BU: i’m chinese, i literally feel so happy when i see chinese characters. biased, but definitely a plus. he, just like thor, has little to no character. first character i called hot, is hot, but there are hotter characters. (what, i am not talking abt hermes wdym?) 7/10

HERMES: 10/10. no explanation. my man right there. i literally scream & cream every time i see him. why is he so fine. not a single panel or clip where he looks bad. pls eat me out, sir i beg. i will serve you. ONE CHANCE. JUST ONE?? i’m in love with him. who needs real men or women when hermes.

GOLL: she is SO ANNOYING. her eng & jp voice are both annoying asl. she’s that one character, that exists in mostly every anime, used to explain background info & battle info on other characters. brunhilde is too nice on her. she reminds me of when i first saw yachi (haikyuu) on screen. yachi, too, was annoying. but i grew to love her🫶. 1/10

BRUNHILDE: SHES SO HOT. ATE. SHE ALDNAHDISKZ. yeah, what else is there to say? 8/10

APHRODITE: she truly lives up to her version in the greek mythology. hottest woman/goddess alive. ate. her boobs, i want to squish them & bury my face in them. WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO HOLD THEM? 8/10

ZEUS: idgaf what anyone says, he’s not hot. not even his younger self. he looks like mirio (mha) turned netero (hxh). love his character tho. the eyes scared me at first. he’s hilarious. 5/10

ADAM: my friend, the one who recommended snv to me, told me he’d be more my type. he was, minus the fact that’s he literally butt fucking naked. nice ass cheeks tho. def pretty boy, his wife is hot too. i want her more😋. his line abt fighting for his children made me cry. should’ve won. i say, let hermes be uncleless & fatherless. 7/10

POSEIDON: he was fs the blueprint for adam. anywho, yk hes fine. SOOO FINE. meowing for him. he doesn’t beat hermes tho. nobody beats hermes. well, look wise at least. it was rlly hard choosing who to root for in this fight. that’s a lie, i was always on humanity’s side. sad he died:( 9/10. -1 for being a little, arrogant, narcissistic, egotistical bitch. 8/10

SASAKI KOJIRO: see, zeus coulda been hot like him at that old age. man aged like fine wine. character was a W. hot, determined, good character, funny. what else can you want from a man? 8/10

HERACLES: disappointed. so disappointed. he looked better in the disney ver. this fight was so boring for me. you’re telling me i’m supposed to watch the fight instead of ogling at hot characters? no. character was okay. 6/10

JACK THE RIPPER: massive L. not supporting a murderer. next. 0/10

SHIVA: hot from the beginning. 4 arms? do what you want to me, sir. 3 WIVES? tengen (kny), is that you bro?😭 anywho, he’s cocky, def my type irl LMAO. i wouldn’t let that slide tho.. his wives are hot too😋 8/10

RAIDEN TAMEEMON: i paid very little attention to this fight. don’t remember his backstory too well (i read this fight not even 24 hours ago btw). not that good looking, not ugly either. i liked his character, upset he took 3 of shiva’s arms. why 3? why not 2? he got 1 arm left. 4/10

BUDDHA: THATS MY GOD RIGHT THERE. ate. i’m not religious, and neither are my family, but they are buddhist, so by default, i am too. i personally think buddhism is the best religion, but we’re not gonna get into that. i have very valid reasons btw. love his personality, love his looks. massive W. ofc he fights for humanity. he’s a walking W. 9/10

ZEROFUKU: precious. definition of deserved better. what made me sad, is how he was written during the fight. he’s consistently hitting, with little to no strategy. his backstory is sad, but his battle exp was written poorly. also the random ass monster possessing took me tf out. 7/10

HADES: fine ass mf. he’s so different from how he’s usually portrayed, both look & personality wise. the first W netflix has pulled. he’s hot and responsible? persephone, we can share him babes. also, the relationship between him & poseidon made me SOB. like actually. hurt so bad i made an angst edit. 9/10

QIN SHI HUANG: first off, i don’t do research on my own ethnicity’s history. i didn’t even know who tf lu bu was. my family knew tho. with that aside, PROUD TO BE CHINESE❗️ he’s so fine. SO FINE. the way his character was written, was wonderful. i loved the fight between him & hades. the tension & the lengths they went to try & win. 9/10

BEELZEBUB: his backstory was so tragic. what i didn’t like, was how they rushed his & lilith’s story. like, they kinda randomly said i love you to each other. i’d love to see their adventures tgt. lilith, leave that emo thing, and come be w me. he’s fine too. i rlly like how they introduced him. 8/10

NIKOLA TESLA: i don’t have much of an opinion on him. very chatty, which i don’t actually mind. i guess we’ll have to wait for more chapters to release before i form an opinion on him. 5/10

ODIN: the hair bro. THE HAIR. i keep forgetting he exists, but i’m not his biggest fan. not bad, but i prefer his sons. i do like the theory of him being a traitor. he looks the part. 5/10

LOKI: honestly, i liked him a lot in the beginning, but now, it’s like he’s kinda on the side. cute & hot. thor is the better brother tho. speaking of, how tf are they even brothers? moving on, i like his personality. i like his shocked, mixed w angry, facial expressions more. 7/10

ARES: the hair again. very stylish, i do like it, but it took me out. walking around looking like a school girl. i don’t like how he tries to be a know-it-all w hermes, when he literally relies on him for info. but that’s my man for you. his expressions are SO WELL. 6/10

ADAMAS: i was awfully confused, at first, when there were 3 older brothers to zeus. usually, it’s just hades, poseidon & zeus. not his biggest fan, his character was rushed. 4/10

BONUSES

JESUS: i was very happy to see jesus. i’m not sure why, i just was. why is he the only character, THAT LOOKS LIKE THEMSELVES? 9/10

LU BU SIMP AGENCY: 10/10. i don’t need to say anymore. W cheng gong. love that man.

FORSETI: what a loser. he was so annoying. 2/10

EVE: mother? mommy? whatever. MEOW. 9/10

SASAKI SIMP AGENCY: love them as well. 10/10. walking Ws all around.

i don’t think i’m missing anyone, am i?

#record of ragnarok #ror #snv #shuumatsu no valkyrie #hermes ror #thor ror #lu bu ror #zeus ror #adam ror #poseidon ror #sasaki kojiro ror #hercules ror #heracles ror #shiva ror #raiden tameemon #buddha ror #zerofuku ror #loki ror #hades ror #qin shi huang ror #beelzebub ror #nikola tesla ror #brunhilde ror #ares ror #aphrodite ror #adamas ror #odin ror

[thedrarrylibrarian]

First, I want to thank @tackytigerfic for their post that led me to this fic. I’m so glad you provided me with an opportunity to find it, read it, and love it.

where all the veins meet by @saxamophone (146,134 words, rated E)

I know there’s a lot of demand for eight year fics that give representation to realistic trauma, and I think I’ve found THE fic for those who are interested in that. Technically, it mostly takes place at Grimmauld, in the summer between the battle and eighth year, but somehow I feel like this makes it even more of an eighth year fic than some that take place solely at Hogwarts. This in between stage of life and the uncertainty of the future are staples of eighth year fics, and this one might have just become one of my favorite in this category.

First, this fic let the characters be both fun and broken. Ginny Weasley who is terribly sad and therefore a little mean but also the life of the party. Dean and Seamus that are so in love with each other, so sure in their knowledge of the stability of that love, that nothing can shake them. Pansy who simultaneously doesn’t want to be alive because life can be so, so hard but also fiercely loves life and wants a future. Neville, soft and shy but steadfast (and literally the hottest of hot).

Secondly, the characters all love each other - deeply and messily and sometimes unhealthily when they don’t like each other, but they are a family of their own bound together by love and understanding and forgiveness.

Is this a fic about Harry and Draco getting together? Yes. Is this also a fic with an interesting adventure and problems left behind by Dumbledore that must still be solved? Yes! And the problem/solution of that plot makes the romance that much more interesting.

Lastly, this fic features a quiet, private world just for Harry and Draco to look at art. A place for them to grow from the boys forced into a war into the men they will choose to be in the aftermath. It’s anger and grief are real and tangible, but so is the hope and love.

❤️ As always, if you find a fic you enjoy, please remember to leave the author a kudos or a comment! ❤️

Lots of Love and Happy Reading!

#happy hour #happy hour fic rec #happy hour brunch edition #drarry #harry potter #draco malfoy #the drarry librarian #thedrarrylibrarian #harry x draco #harry/draco #draco/harry #eighth year rec #fic review #fic rec

[roseaesynstylae]

First it was Law, then Kid, then Killer. Now it's King. Forgive me, it's just that I'm a sucker for some of the hottest men in manga. On that note, I have some thoughts about King. Warning: My thought processes got dark at points, so I feel that I should state up front that, while not mentioned in detail, there are mentions of incest and rape.

I'm wondering where King is right now. I mean, all seven of the (known) Seraphim, which were made from his DNA, have been revealed. The last we saw him, the newest addition to the "Assholes in the Marines" group had him and Queen restrained, with King being impaled with a vine pretty close to the heart. That in no way means that he's dead; people are insanely durable in One Piece, and Lunarians are explicitly stated to be extremely tough even by that standard. The best case scenario is that he somehow escaped off-screen. Worst case scenario, he's been dragged back to the lab, which is probably the worst fate he can imagine. Regardless, I'm hoping he'll show up again.

I have to wonder what he'd think about the Seraphim. I don't think he'd have a positive opinion. Think about it; he had his DNA taken from him, likely while he was being experimented on as a teenager, and it was used to make super-powerful soldiers for the people who were responsible for wiping out every other member of his race. I doubt he'd be pleased to know that, however indirectly, he's being used for the World Government's gain. And then there's the fact that, given his circumstances, he couldn't have given consent for his genetic matter to be used and the fact that it was subsequently used to make children... Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels like this has a vibe that, depending on your perspective, can be likened to rape or might actually qualify. You know, there's some really dark stuff in One Piece. It's just thinly concealed by the wackiness.

I'm wondering if another Lunarian will show up in the series at some point. Sure, they might be completely gone aside from King, but this is Oda. You never know. I've thought a bit about this. The best option is that there's at least one Lunarian aside from King hiding out in some remote place far from the World Government's reach. The worst case scenario is that they're in a lab, being experimented on. The former is the happiest choice, the latter is the most dramatic choice. Guess which one is most likely to be canon?!

Related to above, I have some ideas about what would happen if there was one more living Lunarian, who's also female. While I imagine that King would be incredibly shocked and likely very happy, it would still mean that there would only be two Lunarians left. That, and even if it isn't brought up, there would be an unspoken implication of "We are literally the last of our kind and we happen to be a male and female pair, which is usually what's required for making children. Hmm." Going deeper into that, I can confidently say that even if King and this hypothetical Lunarian woman end up being compatible and attracted to each other, even if they both want to try to continue their race, even if none of the numerous potential problems that couples run into while conceiving and carrying a child to term occur, even if they have a lot of kids... It would be a short-term solution at best, at least in terms of keeping the Lunarian race alive without getting involved with other races (which is an entire other bucket of worms and filled with concerning implications, but for the purposes of this example, I'm talking about the Lunarian species as opposed to hybrids). Keep in mind, I'm working off of the assumption that King and his hypothetical partner are really the only living Lunarians left. That would mean that, if they had kids, there would be no other Lunarians to continue on with, unless they decided to go down the route of another white-haired, fire-associated, almost gone group: The Taryargens. (This can also be called the "Let's Ignore Taboos and the Westermark Effect Option.") But even assuming that they went that way, it would all be gone in a few generations. Minuscule gene pool + inbreeding = Die slowly due to the disorders and lethal recessives brought on by said inbreeding. This, of course, isn't factoring the offspring marrying and having children with members of other races, but it's worth noting that that healthier, saner, and infinitely less disgusting option would still lead to the Lunarian race going extinct. Their genes would eventually be subsumed by everything else, the hybrids would go on to having an increasingly small percentages of their ancestry be Lunarian, and it would eventually end how you'd expect. I mean, my knowledge of genetics is shaky at best, but even I know this.

Well, the above all got dark and depressing, so let me end by saying that I would describe King in a single word: UMPH. (I think that's what I'm supposed to use.)

#one piece #king one piece #king the wildfire

[astrosirensblog]

I really don’t like how this maneater, femme fatale, manipulator trend is going around especially when terms like dark femininity are used. Especially on tiktok I see book recommendations like ‘Why men love bitches’ and don’t get me wrong I read the book myself and it has many good points but the way young woman try to use these tipps and worst recommend them other young girls is not okay.

Yes you should keep your boundaries up and let him prove through his action that he values, respects and loves you. Yes you shouldn’t give of too much information about yourself especially your past in the beginning because oversharing can attract narcissists and toxic people really easily.

But stop dimming down your own personality, woman read these books and look at femme fatale movie roles and try to copy their personality, thinking that’s how they will become hot and desirable which is 1000% crap.

The whole point of feminine energy and books like ‘why men love bitches’ is to become your most authentic self and embrace it. Putting yourself first and love and value the person you are with all of your habits and quirks.

Infact changing yourself to this completely new person just to appeal to certain men is actually soooo hypocritical, these woman preach on being the one who gets chased and having everyone on their feet while they are the one putting all the effort to appeal to the male gaze. They literally use sm masculine energy and paint it as dark femininity while dark femininity talks about being yourself and attract what belongs to you.

You do not to have to look like a Siren and be silent all the time to look mysterious and sexy. You can be loud and bubbly and still the hottest person alive, you can be shy and reserved and also the hottest person in the room. You do not have to appeal to anyone in a certain way.

You are already fully enough and desirable just the way you are and if you don’t feel comfortable with the person you are rn, you can always change that but please do it for your own sake

[gojonanami]

I want Prof. Geto to destroy me.

(In all seriousness, though, I've literally been thinking about him too much. He's just so, so good. I love Prof. Geto. He's so cute and sexy and smart and wholesome. I love that he's a fantastic professor. I love that he's annoyingly smart. I love that he's confident and charming. I love that he's a little nerdy. I love that he's got a good sense of humour. I love that he looks like the most attractive man alive. I just really, really love him as a character, and reading about him, I just realise how rare these gems of men are, and how I really hope that somehow, somewhere on this planet there's a man who's at least somewhat like the absolute gem of a man Prof. Geto is, and that, by some stroke of luck, I will meet him, and that somehow, again via the forces of luck, we will get along, he'll think I'm the hottest thing to ever walk this earth and we will live together and have our own happy ever after ending, and maybe, just maybe, talk about ethics over tea in the morning in our shared apartment or house while he cooks me breakfast and I do nothing, just enjoying the fruit of his labour.)

same here dude - i wish he would do something very unethical to me

i definitely hope you meet your prof geto irl :) i think we all need a man like that - someone who's sweet, kind, nerdy, and a good sense of humor. That little bit at the end — don't be surprised if you see something like in a fic in the future :)

#sab [asks] #sab [anons] #sab series [prof suguru]

[blackvelveteen1339]

His love language is definitely physical touching ❤️💋

#norman reedus #dilfism #daryl dixon #the walking dead #hot as fuck #literally hottest men alive

[limitlessgoddess]

putting things on a level plane, that is, knowing manifesting true love is the same as manifesting a million dollars is such a game changer ! once you realize that you're the most powerful being alive, anything and everything becomes possible <3 you stop people pleasing, become a lot more confident, and become magnetic for being who you truly are. i have been heavy on self concept for the last month and i have random people talking to me and complimenting me all the time. it's become so normal now, i am used to it. trust me, put yourself on the pedestal: you're the prize, you're the trophy.

affirmations

manifesting (desire) is the easiest thing ever.

everything in my life is perfect.

everything in my life is easy.

why am i so good at manifesting instantly?

i am literally so smart, sexy, talented, beautiful, rich, irresistible, irreplaceable, magnetic, unforgettable, charming, and alluring. my vibe attracts the hottest, most genuine, and ideal women/ men to me.

#manifesting #law of assumption #manifestation #self concept #law of attraction #affirmations #mental diet #affirm #dream life #specific person #sammyingram

[allysah]

list 5 topics you could talk about for an hour without preparing any material (i have reason to yap now).

james “jimmy” stewart.

jimmy is just like. that guy for me. i could probably go on an hours long tirade about him, his films, his characters, his relationships, his military experience, his ptsd, his politics, etc. without interruption. right now i'm specifically thinking of his relationship with henry fonda (who deserves his own honorable mention) which OH MY GOD is one of the best hollywood friendships to date. orson welles said they were either having the hottest affair in hollywood or were the straightest men alive. he realized they were the latter... anyways that leads me into:

old/classic hollywood + its underground queer scene and the hays code.

first of all just old hollywood in general i can go hours and hours about because i just love so many of the actors and actresses. leslie howard and gregory peck are other honorable mentions in that category. however, the queer folks will always be my favorite <3 people like farley granger and marlene dietrich come to mind as well as cary grant and his biwife energy. but just all of the queer undertones from then i just appreciate so, so much. also the HAYS CODE... when i get you... i've seen so many pre-code movies which are just incredible and whenever they put that damn code in place everything got boring... unless they fixed the subtext so then you have films like rope (1948) which is such a good gay film like wtf?? old hollywood is a gem and if you avoid black + white movies or just older movies in general you SUCK!!

franklin expedition.

i've written academic essays about this damn expedition and i had no sources at all. just my mind and a dream. for two years my only thoughts for a future career was becoming a franklin expedition researcher who worked in the arctic. of course that's not gonna work?? okay but these dumb mfers were some of my favorite people on this earth like COMMANDER JAMES FITZJAMES was a real person who walked this earth and i never even got close to touching him. this is sickening. captain francis crozier is ALIVE and WELL on king william island you just cannot see him. i think i will genuinely throw up if they ever find crozier's captain log on the hms terror. the desolation and sickness is just like. eye clawingly scary and i could never fathom what truly went down on that island. i feel so so bad for the cold boys and i love them so, so much.

fallout lore

here’s where i start geekin about shit. FALLOUT IS SO FUCKING GOOD I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. 3, 4 and new vegas are top tier games (yes nostalgia is clouding my head but idc) i also love 1 and 2 but genuinely cannot play a turn based game like that. okay but the entire plot of new vegas is such a top tier storyline and it’s just such a fun silly game and is like made perfectly for gay trans autistic people i love it. 4 is just The Game you play it doesn’t matter you just end up there and it’s always fun idc what the haters say PRESTON GARVEY MINUTEMEN #1!!! 3 is there. BUT ITS SO BAD ITS GOOD LIKE COME ON ITS ALMOST ENDEARING GOING BACK IN THOSE SUBWAY TUNNELS AND GETTING LOST FOR 30 MINUTES!! these games are the only reason i know the layouts of nevada, washington, d.c., and boston. thank you for the geography lesson AND the history lesson fallout. i love you.

civil war politics and battles

ok this is my latest fixation and one that came out of ABSOLUTELY no where. i literally told myself years ago to never become a civil war buff because it's so stupid and only old men like it but here we are. i for real blame this on david straithairn's portrayal of william h seward because otherwise i would NOT care (sorry ddl, i love you still). also atun-shei films and his humongous catalogue of videos. but oh my godddd i'm so obsessed with these annoying fuckers i hate them ALL. lincoln and seward are just an absolute class-act together and whenever i watched gettysburg (1993) it was just over for me. jeff daniels and c thomas howell when I CATCH YOU (I Want You)!!! it's just all so interesting i love seeing how these men ticked. it's like a zoo exhibition but with random dead racist white guys. (i also had like a 5 minute discussion about lincoln being racist today after i gave a book talk on team of rivals in my college comp. absolute all-timer)

HONORABLE MENTIONS!!!

rms titanic. film in general (i have memorized a shit load of the letterboxd catalogue and I WILL not shut up about my favorite films and directors). classic literature. us presidents. history in general. musical theatre. how arthur morgan is the best fictional character ever written period.

TAGGED BY: @rmstitanics (THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME YAP AND BASICALLY JUST RANT. SORRY!)

TAGGING: @brainandnarfunkel + no one in particular, but know if you see this i want you to… and i know you want to yap as well… :)

#me #thank u callie i had to air out the vibe i’m giving for this blog #these history hyperfixations better last me at least through college #if not my whole career (becoming a teacher) #just like my pa….

[orangelit]

so fucking sad how men hate women and how they’ve made women hate themselves. the average woman has like a thousand insecurities about her appearance. and they’re things that are so natural, things that the majority of adult women have. it’s body hair and some wrinkles and “cellulite” and it’s belly fat and armpit fat and “hip dips” and it’s their labia minora (!) and who knows what else. like can we all take a break for a moment and realize this is just what women look like. if you just take a look at other women in real life you’ll realize you’re literally so normal. and you’re beautiful!!

and, every time you speak negatively about yourself it affects the women around you.you shouldn’t walk around pointing out every little thing you’d change about yourself if you could. right next to you is a woman who has that same trait, and even if she doesn’t, it creates this norm where it’s expected for women to dislike how they look. to be extremely critical of their appearance. personally i don’t want that around me.

obviously we should be able to talk about our insecurities but there’s a way to do that without speaking as if it’s a given fact that your [insert insecurity here] is ugly.

i don’t hate how i look and it’s almost radical to say that at this point. i don’t think i’m the hottest woman alive either. i don’t think in those terms about myself. men basically just strive to take a shower, comb their hair and look fresh. that’s my outlook as well.

#ramblings i guess

[lostthistime]

I need to write about Jennifer’s body, literally my brain won’t shut the fuck up about this movie

JENNIFER AND NEEDY WERE IN LOVE AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME THEY WERENT

First of all, BOTH THESE BITCHES WERE SO GAY I LITERALLY CANNOT BELIEVE NEEDY HAD A BOYFRIEND

LIKE GIRL??????? WTF WAKE UP THIS MAN IS A TWINK TOO

Anyway so throughout the movie when I first watched it years ago, I thought Needy was in love with/crushing SUPER fucking hard on Jennifer because OBVIOUSLY she was. Like put the twink bf aside, Jennifer is her sandbox love since day one. When she talks about Jennifer, despite acknowledging her flaws she still makes sure to follow along with everything Jennifer says and wants. She thinks Jennifer is the hottest girl alive. Plus whenever she looks at Jennifer you can see the yearning, and affection in her eyes. She quite literally cancels plans with her boyfriend because the thought of upsetting Jennifer is more important to her than upsetting Chip.

Now the reason I saw it so evidently at first from Needy was because Needy is essentially the underdog and she is protecting/trying to save Jennifer for most of the movie. She is also the narrator, so off point of view you can quickly tell this isn’t a typical friendship between the two.

THE KISS SCENE AND WHAT THIS TOLD ME

First of all these bitches have been going at it since childhood, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

but anyways

Jennifer in the kiss scene does what Jennifer does best, use her attractiveness and sometimes lies to get her way. She knows Needy is at least physically attracted to her and uses it to her advantage. Now not only does that confirm the giant gay elephant in the room, but it also confirms that Jennifer is gay as hell too. Now I know I said that Jennifer uses her looks to get what she wants, but typically what she has wanted has been PEOPLE (to eat them or have them). Like when she was flirting with literally any of the men she kills in this movie, she uses her looks to get to every single one. She wanted the lead singer and even lied to get him when her looks alone didn’t get her what she wants. EVEN TO THAT TWINK CHIP.

Now JENNIFER WANTS NEEDY SO BADDDDD

watching this again when I got older idk how I thought Needy was the only one down bad JENNIFER WAS IN LOVEEEEEEEEE

first of all despite what anyone else says, whatever Needy likes is what Jennifer suddenly needs/wants. She was not gonna fuck or even entertain that goth kid until NEEDY said he was cool.

CHIP. SHE NEVER THOUGHT CHIP WAS FUCKABLE!!! NOT ONCE!!! That’s not even the jealousy talking, (SHES SUPER JEALOUS) she never saw the appeal to Chip till she fought with Needy.

Not to mention even in her most demonic crazes she needs to find Needy, and be with Needy. She has an insatiable hunger for people and the only time she even considered eating Needy was when Needy and her were FIGHTING. And she still didn’t do it, like she fully could have killed Needy MULTIPLE times, and didn’t kill her. BECAUSE NEEDY WAS THE LOVE OF HER LIFE.

Now stick with me,

Jennifer loved Needy because Needy has seen her through all facets of her life and still accepted and cherished her. Despite the literal DEMONIFICATION of her best friend, she still stuck with her. Also I think she loves the fact that despite trying her best to sexualize herself to Needy, Needy still sees her as a person. Like no matter how hot Jennifer is, she is still gives a fuck about what Jennifer thinks, if Jennifer is okay and what she needs.

Now I think Needy loves Jennifer for a lot of fucked up reasons besides the whole best friend bond, but I think it’s also because Jennifer makes Needy feel seen, heard, and liked. NEEDY IS GORGEOUS OK; IDC HOW MUCH THEY TRIED MAKE HER A NERD, JENNIFER SAW THAT SHIT!!!! Like imagine if the hottest person you knew, was your best friend who you occasionally made out with, like she fucking initiated it too not even your gay ass like omg Katy Perry I kissed a girl is so CRAZY!!!! SHE WANTS YOU!!!!!

I’d be fucked up too, I’d be down absolutely abismal for her bro. Shit would have me like a werewolf on a full moon.

THE NECKLACE SCENE/ REVENGE ARC

Listen to me, this coulda been the best gay love story of its time.

THAT NECKLACE SCENE WHEN THEY ARE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH, AND JENNIFER CHOOSES TO FUCKING DIE INSTEAD OF KILLING NEEDY BROKE ME.

Like no matter how self centered, evil, manipulative and fucked up they painted Jennifer the whole movie, SHE CHOSE TO DIE BEFORE KILLING HER BEST FRIEND. This bitch has SUPER STRENGTH, can LEVITATE, HAS AN INSATIABLE HUNGER FOR PEOPLE, AND STILL DIDNT KILL NEEDY. The necklace brought this bitch BACK. Like she remembered that she loves and cares for her, and she decided that she would just let Needy put her out of her misery. Rather than having to carry around the fact that she killed the only person she probably truly loved.

Needy also had to find the strength to kill the love of her fucking life. Like yeah she was pissed and heartbroken that Jennifer killed Chip, but she still sympathized with the fact that her friend was turned into a flesh eating demon by a bunch of dickheads in a rock band. Like could Jennifer have picked another person to kill, absolutely. But did she realize that Jennifer was too far gone, yeah. I think that despite the anger and resentment she had, she was putting Jennifer out of her misery. Like a life of luring in and killing men for sustenance, is not really a life. She knew that Jennifer was not fucking happy being a serial killer, and she knew that her best friend was cursed.

SHE BECAME A MONSTER AND AVENGED HER.

Like she completely didn’t intentionally become a monster, but she did hunt down every single one of those dickheads and SLAUGHTER THEM. As she fucking should.

But tell me there isn’t something fucking romantic about her, BECOMING THE MONSTER THEY MADE JENNIFER INTO AND KILLING THEM.

Anyway, both these bitches are gay for eachother, thank you for attending my Ted talk

#Jennifer’s body #Megan fox #amanda seyfried #2009 #sapphic love in early 2000s movies #sapphic #sapphic love