#literally target

[callmearcturus]

The only way to stop misinformation and avoid inadvertently spreading radical rhetoric is to stop sharing things you haven't personally looked into.

It sucks, especially with the state of the world right now, but before you reblog something:

Is there a linked source in the post? Click through and read the article, don't reblog it on faith.

Are there verifiable claims in the post but no source? Look them up, see if you can verify what's being said.

Is someone claiming something can't be verified? Try anyway. It's possible that the truth just isn't convenient to the point the person is trying to make.

Does something sound right but you haven't learned much about the topic? You need to learn about the topic first, not from social media but from reputable sources.

Don't have the spoons to fact check? Then I'm really sorry, but don't share it. Don't reblog.

i know it sucks, I know you want to be engaged. But there is rampant misinformation on this site, and it is better to not share anything than to spread lies.

#also i'm just gonna say it: this site has LITERALLY been targeted for psyops before #we know this for a FACT #don't get your news here

[friendsdontlieokay]

They asked me to choose between Stancy and Jancy, so I chose ✨Guncy✨

#GUNCY #>>> #NANCY WHEELER IN GUNS IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE GENRE #DAMN #SHE'S SO GORGEOUS #AND CONFIDENT #AND GLAMOUROUS #AND ATTRACTIVE #I'M AFRAID I'LL HAVE TO STOP IT RIGHT HERE OR I MIGHT BE FANGIRLING FOREVER #nancy wheeler #jancy #stancy #ronance #< target audience #stranger things

[okayigetitifuckedup]

This is exactly how it feels to read the reviews for Lisa Frankenstein from "Top Critics"

#Literally you don't like it because you are not the target audience #THIS IS FOR ME #lisa frankenstein #lisa frankenstein creature

[clarabosswald]

absolutely mystified by people's blunt disappointment that the iranian attack did not lead to massive damage and casualties especially pretending as if it's not only thanks to israel spending a couple of decades and a stupid amount of money developing multiple defense systems (DUE to past mass damage and casualties, not just for shit and giggles) which ALL had to be activated to counter the attack. the minimal damage was not in lack of iran's best attempt to the contrary

"The house was sprayed with bullets and grenades, but all the reinforced glass and concrete mostly stopped them so the violent murder attempt didn't really count :\" is literally what y'all sound like

#ישראבלר #also nearly no talk about iran literally targeted an active nuclear plant???? hello??????? dimona was under alert during most of the attack #במובן מסויים זאת עוד עוד דרך ביטוי לקונספציה של ניהול הסכסוך - מצופה מהישראלים להיות תחת סכנת מוות ופשוט סוג של לחיות עם זה בשלווה? #לא נולדתי כדי לחיות לנצח על חרבי

[swamp-cats-den]

This is so funny.

When the westerners see a post complaining of russophobia they imagine a young queer intellectual stuck in russia, hating the regime to the core and being all bleeding heart for the suffering Ukrainians.

Meanwhile, the same very person complaining of russophobia in one post boasts about literal war trophies brought from the occupied Ukrainian territories by their war criminal father in another, fills their artworks with modern russian military symbols, and tags the posts about their relatives participating in invasion with 'lol memes'.

It is honestly funny how much goodwill russians are still given for absolutely nothing while Ukrainians have to constantly prove that we deserve, well, to at least not be massacred.

#the person I'm talking about literally came to one of the posts by a Ukrainian to whine about russophobia #and there was another post where smb very naive was talking with them at how unfairly the westerners treat russia #and saying that those people would probably hate Ukrainians too #like dude at least take a look at the blog of the person you're speaking to #they're literally cheering on the genocide of Ukrainians their family actively participates in #I doubt those who hate this user hate Ukrainians too lol #some of you have never been targeted by the artillery and drones and missiles for your nationality alone and it shows #Ukraine

[cohlumbo]

antlers, angels & wings true detective (2014) / william blake / robert w. chambers / stevenson memorial, abbott handerson thayer / disco elysium / true detective, unreleased pilot script

#making this for a round number of 3 people but by fuck i know my target audience #i have GOT to clear my yellow king drafts its insanity in there #actual grounds to get wellness checked #and i have to make room for new ones so #this is what we get this is the food #true detective #rust cohle #marty hart #webweaving #web weave #carcosa #the yellow king #h #its literally carcosa-only hours in here thats all im gonna put out here in this beautiful spring #intricate rituals <3

[mummer]

barry got away with all of it buried with full honours martyred forever because that is what america has always done it has honoured its murderers it has raised them and dropped them onto foreign soil it has fed them with weaponry it has blinded them to the guts on the floor it has loved them and painted their image on its walls and its screens in brilliant dolbyvision. every square inch of this world is a shrine to violence

#slay. #barry spoilers #barry #shot. barry with 3 ak 47s strapped to his back in the plushie aisle of target. Reverse. Sally's room unicorn posters peeling for #hunting trophies and corpses #THE LAST SHOT BEING. BARRY. WHO HAS A LITERAL MIND PALACE FILLED WITH THE SOULS OF THOSE HE HAS KILLED #IS BURIED WITH FULL MILITARY HONOURS. STELLAR. ONE MILLION OUT OF TEN PERFECT SATIRE I LOVE YOU FUCK.

[bejeweledbaby]

more robin with zero gaydar & steve with excellent gaydar pls

#this is literally canon btw #robin buckley #steve harrington #platonic soulmates stobin #ronance #steddie #< target audience

[intricate-ritualz]

“old man yaoi” sit down. they are thirty-five at most.

#you can call anything old man yaoi if it’s funny tho. anything in the name of comedy #this is targeted at my two main followings #nygmobblepot #danbert #they r literally spring chickens guys calm down

[smallpapers]

TASKMASTER S16!!

#taskmaster #Alex horne #Greg Davies #Sam Campbell #sue perkins #Julian clary #susan wokoma #lucy beaumont #taskmaster s16 #one of my fav shows #I bet literally none of my followers are expecting this like who on earth is my target audience here #anyways go watch it for free legally on YouTube I really recommend it if u haven’t

[http-kogane]

screencap redraw of my guy ☆ ～('▽^人)

#he’s so cute #I’m literally putting him in my pocket for safekeeping #rewatching the show is j making me remember how much I love him~ #lance mcclain #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #klance #<< target audience #elijah art #btw. drawing that background was so fucking annoying <3

[bakubunny]

@dcsiremc you started this with your lil, “better run along, daddy’s waiting,” nonsense, so eat up.

tw: jealous!izuku, f!reader, aged up characters, daddy as title, mild degradation, mild breath play, exhibition, reader is called puppy, katsuki loves to instigate bs

your cheeks grew hot the moment katsuki’s hand lightly rested on your shoulder unnecessarily. he was hovering over you, answering a question you had about a case file. izuku cleared his throat from across the work room. you immediately pulled away from katsuki, who was looking back at izuku with a smug grin, unbeknownst to you. he watched as a vein bulged in izuku’s neck.

fuck, this is too easy, he thought. katuski knew how possessive izuku was and how easily he got jealous, especially when it came to you. he’d been doing this kind of shit all day - standing a little too close, speaking a little too softly so you’d have to lean in, taking one too many glances at your body when you weren’t looking - in an effort to set izuku off for the hell of it.

the final straw was when it was just the three of you in the agency. you were in front of the microwave. katsuki walked over and brushed his hand on the small of your back, hovering there as you froze while he reached around you to grab a coffee mug. you heard a pencil snap and a chair roll against the floor as izuku stood up.

“need something, kacchan?” tension laced his tone of voice.

katsuki looked at him in bewilderment. “no? just wanted a cup,” he said, holding the only other all might mug in the office in his hand.

you kept your head down as izuku walked over.

“then why the fuck are you touching my girl again?” izuku spat. he shoved katsuki’s shoulder.

“izu, stop-”

“shut the fuck up, brat, i’m dealing with you next,” he said.

katsuki bit back a grin. “tch. dunno what’s gotten into you but you need to chill.” izuku got in his face.

“keep your hands and your eyes to yourself, and i will. and you,” he said, turning your direction. izuku grabbed your bicep. “you just gonna let him do that when you know good and well who owns you? hmm?”

you froze, unsure of how he expected you to respond.

“answer me, pup,” he said quietly, leaning in to look you in the eyes.

katsuki’s grin broke and he snorted. your body grew hot.

“n-no, sir,” you whispered.

you flinched when his grip tightened.

“then what should you do?” his voice was as soft as he could manage, but the look on katsuki’s face told you he heard izuku’s every word.

“go to you.”

“that’s right,” izuku said.

izuku dragged you to the table where katsuki now sat with a plate of food for his lunch break. he took a fistful of your hair and pulled hard.

“ow! what are you doing?”

“reminding you of what’s mine. bend over. now.” he pressed your face into the table in front of the smug, blonde hero.

“are you crazy?” you asked. heat rushed to your core as izuku pinned one arm behind your back and grabbed the other to hold both of your hands tightly in one of his.

“you wanna play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. you know daddy doesn’t like to share,” he said. he lifted your skirt and ran his fingers along your panties, already more damp than you’d wanted to admit.

“izuk-”

your breath caught as a thick finger slipped into your cunt. his skilled hand rubbed into your spongy sweet spot in a way that made you flutter around him, closing your eyes and biting back a whine. you tried to turn your face away from the grinning man you knew was staring down at you.

“no, no, don’t be shy,” izuku said. “you wanna be a brat and whore yourself out right in front of me, you’re gonna let kacchan see your pretty face when i make you cry.”

a whimper slipped off your lips. izuku pushed a second finger into you. he pumped harder and faster, the messy sound audible as you moaned.

“yeah, that’s what i fucking thought.” he leaned into your ear. “you’re just a dumb puppy, need to be put in your place. too stupid to know any better without my help.”

your cheeks burned as katsuki snickered, seeming unphased by what he was doing.

“open.”

izuku shoved slick covered fingers into your mouth to clean off before pulling your panties down. he made quick work of unbuckling his belt and freeing his heavy cock. you cried out when he pushed into your cunt with a single thrust, tears pricking the corners of your eyes from overwhelming girth as he set a hard pace. the breath was knocked out of your lungs as he fucked you, a cold sweat forming on your skin as your body tried to adjust.

“izu, fuc- ah! it h-hurts,” you whined.

izuku’s hips slapped harder and faster into yours. “stop bitching, i know you can take it. take it like a good girl. take my fucking cock.”

the lump in your throat burned from the mix of pain and overwhelming pleasure rapidly overtaking your body. tears fell down your cheeks when a hard smack hit your ass and you groaned. katsuki looked down at you with a sickening grin as he ate.

“tch. dinner and a show. at least you’re good for somethin’,” he said.

izuku grunted. he let go of your arms and moved a hand to grip your hip. his free arm worked its way under and around your neck as his bicep flexed. your eyes rolled with his thrust at a slightly different angle, dragging his cock head along your sweet spot at a blinding pace.

“hear that? even kacchan knows where you belong,” izuku said, his warm breath fanning your skin.

you made a pitiful attempt at pulling on izuku’s tightening arm, the size of him and the strength of his hold only making the sound of your wet cunt sloppy and lewd as you clenched hard around his cock. lightheadedness trickled in as gurgling moans added to the disgusting slew of humiliating noises your body made.

“‘zuku-”

“nuh uh, baby. who owns this pussy? who do you belong to?” he growled.

a shudder rolled down your back. you gasped as his grip loosened slightly. “daddyy-”

“say it again.” izuku’s lips grazed your ear.

“d-daddy, fuck, daddy,” you whined, drool pooling in the corner of your mouth.

his fingers dug into your hip hard enough to bruise.

“that’s it, puppy. better keep it up til you fucking cum. wanna hear you tell me that when you cum for me,” he said.

with your head spinning, the coil in your belly felt ready to snap as you nearly came undone. izuku’s balls clapped against your clit, sparks of tingling pleasure in your body as he moved, fucking you hard and deep. the sound of your slurred, pathetic voice crying out over and over as your legs shook made him groan.

“gonna make - shit - make me cum, fuck,” izuku said. c’mon, i know you’re close. be a good fuck toy and cum on my cock.”

“daddy, ah-”

you moaned and trembled when your orgasm came crashing down in white hot pleasure as you pushed your hips into his thrusts. izuku fucked you through it as his own hit, filling you with his hot cum with a growl.

“fuck, that’s it, milk my cock dry…. s’ a good girl….”

izuku groaned again before kissing your head as you came down from bliss. you could already feel wet heat trickling down your thighs. katsuki’s grin told you he was never going to let you live this down.

･˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆･˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆･˳ . ⋆ .˳⁺⁎˚ ⋆

one month later

you stood at katsuki’s desk, clarifying something about his recently submitted case file, feeling the weight of izuku’s eyes on you as he answered you. katsuki glanced in his direction and smirked.

“better run along. daddy’s waiting.”

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#it’s my hc that the tables have literally been bolted to the floor bc of these two and their damn antics #but they work so well together that no one’s willing to split them up #(meaning bkdk) #shamelessly targeted payback after your many targeted aizawa & kiri fics #midoriya izuku #midoriya smut #bakugo katuski #bakugou katsuki #bakugou smut #bnha smut #mha smut #x reader #midoriya x reader #bakudeku smut #bakudeku x reader #f!reader #bakubunny #aged up characters

[v4mppunkk]

“To all the Nicos, Wills, Pipers, and everyone in between: this is for you.

May you shine as bright as the sun and the stars.”

— The Sun and The Star; dedication page

#BEST RR DEDICATION YET !! #im literally going to cry?? #the way it’s targeted at the queer fans and they’re such popular characters too #manifesting lesbian Piper reveal #solangelo #piper mclean #will solace #nico di angelo #the sun and the star #tsats

[brainrotisseriechicken]

quick meri doodle for future reference

#scp 166 #scp #scp fanart #scp fandom #illustration #queer catholic #disabled character #catholicism #i guess #!!! #insufferable catholic leftist guidebook #(me) #shes literally me #walks up to you hey ever heard of saint joan of arc #very specific target audience

[mylordshesacactus]

As the result of two conversations in the groupchat crossing some wires in my head, things I just realized I desperately need in my life:

T-shirt. Silhouette of a rabbit in the colors of a Pride flag. Overlay: Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.

#THINGS I NEED IN MY LIFE THAT DO NOT EXIST #BECAUSE THE TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC IS 'LITERALLY JUST JO'

[jouxlskaard]

I like to think that Elias is boring on purpose. he spends his time and effort when he should be working on boring his employees instead. he's perfected it to an art. every day, he visits each department and tries to find the time to talk about spreadsheets whenever there's the most people in one room at a time. then he tallies up how many of them visibly and/or audibly react with some form of disgust, and compares it with other days. he'd have realised how sad that really is if he hadn't been found out, but at least now he gets to be as deranged as humanly possible. you go, Elias. I love you you stinky rat whore, can't wait for you to show up in the new protocol episode <3

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #elias bouchard #elias tma #jonah magnus #tma spoilers #art #character design #character art #whoever said elias is creepy from the beginning is dead wrong #because i didn't think he was a bad guy until he bashed a sad hobo's brains in with a metal pipe #and i literally SAW the wiki that said he was an antagonist #i just thought he'd be a little antagonistic #because of how he refused to believe his employees when they said they were being targeted by a worm woman #and by how utterly boring he was #the magnus archives #magnus archives #magnus archive fanart #tma fanart