#literally this time

[tastelesssandwiches-reheated]

#Shit zeke says #literally this time #the simpsons #marge simpson #pikmin #idk what else to tag just thought this was a good idea so reblog it before i regret it

[katnissdoesnotfollowback]

Do you think canon everlark ever get up to not so vanilla shenanigans?

In canon? Not so much. Partly, I think because it's an issue of exposure. There's a lot of kinky stuff out there that I just don't think they'd ever even learn about or think to try. And also, given Peeta's history of abuse at his mother's hands, torture at the hands of the Capitol, and his hijacking leading to him trying to strangle Katniss, I have a hard time picturing them in canon bringing that kind of hard core kink or violence into their bedroom.

And also, I like that for them. Vanilla is used to describe plain or boring sex these days, but my dude... do you know what vanilla is used for? It adds richness, depth, and flavor to the foods it's added to. Vanilla is considered a kind of spice, and it comes from orchids. ORCHIDS! ANON! It's essential in baking, so take that for what it's worth.

Do I think that they get up to some seriously hot, wild, desperate, borderline unhinged sex once they get started? Absolutely. Would I still call it vanilla sex? Yep, and there's nothing wrong or boring about it.

<3 kdnfb

#modern au is another story entirely #well aren't you a spicy anon #literally this time #anonymous #look at that ask

[elialys]

i'm trying and failing to breathe through my nose

#Anna Torv #spamming you as it comes because ANNA TORV AT AN EVENT #it's only been 5 years #literally this time #Force of Nature premiere

[nonameidentified]

Why must pretty things kill me?

My current "pretty but painful" fixation is the blue sea dragon. I mean, just look at it.

Just look at that brilliant blue hue.

The blue sea dragon (glaucus atlanticus) is a sea slug found in tropical and sub tropical waters. They float upside down in the ocean, and that's also the reason for their bright blue colour. It is so that they can blend in with the blue of the ocean.

But my favorite thing about these creatures is the fact they are absolutely tiny. They only grow to be 3 cm. They are tiny little guys. (つ≧▽≦)つ

If they are just cute little guys, then what makes them so dangerous? Well, it's their prey. They feed on the portuguese man o' war (that's is a ridiculous name). The man o' war are like jellyfish without actually being a jellyfish (taxonomy is weird). The only thing notable about them here is that they have venomous nematocysts capable of delivering stings painful enough to kill fish and occasionally humans too.

Which, since the blue sea dragons eat them, gives them access to these stinging cells, which they store in their own tissues as a defense against predators.

Because these slugs concentrate the venom, they are capable of producing a more painful and deadly sting than their prey. Which shatters my dreams of petting them because I will die a miserable death.

#biology #why must pretty things want to kill me? #you are what you eat #literally this time #blue glaucus #sea swallow #blue sea dragon #blue sea slug #this thing has a lot of names #man o' war #ocean creatures #what's with me and poison (well venom) ? #ecology #fish #fishes #marine biology #marine life

[ferocioustrout]

voice reveal :3 sorry if my lisp is noticeable in any of this, did a few retakes to try to get it less noticeable lol.

I’m so sorry headphone users

@deimosbreakfrost @gallonwghost @numberonezeefan not tagging skunkbutts though bc. they know me irl. they know how I sound

#pine shut the fuck up #literally this time

[button-drop]

Spoilers for the finale!!

THEY DOUBTED US BUT WE WON OH MY GOSH WE FRESKING WON I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS???? THEY HAVE A KID??!??! THE PET NAMES???!?!!!!????? I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED OH MY GOSH

#i scream #literally this time #dndads #Gothcleats

[swollenbabyfat]

thinking about art styles...a lot of people ask how to obtain one, but as far as what I think, it's really only something you can develop by

drawing a lot

consuming a lot of work

figuring out what is fun out of both of the last two points

I also don't think it's really healthy for artist to try and pin down a singular style-maybe for their own projects but even within projects, you're going to change by the end of them inevitably. I personally really like picking up a comic and seeing how the artist has changed in style by the end. I try to approach each project in a way that will best suit it, rather than trying to implement a concrete style.

I do think passion projects are good, too. For me, finding a story I wanted to tell and doing a bunch of work for it quickly makes me improve bc I'm flexing particular muscles that I don't get out of solo illustration work.

Sometimes it means the mass amounts of work are sketchier than a finished piece, but sometimes more is good, too. Not everything has to be good, not everything has to be finished. A good friend of mine told me you have to get ideas out before you don't have time/passion for them anymore, which sometimes means they're not gonna be super polished. And that is okay.

#rambles #literally this time

[onlineviolence]

i am sicjk

#literally this time #diseases

[khruschevshoe]

Jim, Olu, and Archie Jimenez (Amnesia fic)

It feels just like a dagger buried deep in your back

You run for cover but you can't escape the second attack

Your soul was innocent, she kissed him and she painted it black

You should have seen your little face, burnin' for love, holdin' on for your life

All that I wanted was a little touch

A little tenderness and truth, I didn't ask for much, no

Talk about being in the wrong place at the wrong time

-The Killers, Miss Atomic Bomb

Jim swallows as they stare at the wall, eyes burning. They can’t push off Olu and Archie's arms. They don't want to risk waking them up and revealing their vulnerability to them.

So they must endure this. This comfort, this affection, this safety-

Can they have this? Can they have casual affection? Can they live a life where they are allowed to be open, allowed to be soft, a world where they can wear knives strapped to their leg and wear a blue silk jacket? A world where a scabbard can be both a home for their blade and a declaration of love?

A world where they can live with not just one person who loves them, but two? 

There is nothing stopping them. No one is keeping them from this possibility.

And yet-

Jim cannot help but hesitate.

How can they let themself let down their barriers? How can they condone themself showing vulnerability when Jackie is still hunting down their face? How can they allow kindness in when it has never kept them safe?

(But most importantly, most horribly, most dangerously: how could they not?)

-aletterinthenameofsanity, when I dream I'll only dream of you (does my memory remain)

This fic has a fucking deathgrip on me. I have reread it at least three times since it came out and I'm halfway through a fourth reread. Amnesia fics just HIT, y'know? Seeing season 1 Jim's POV on a world they where they are happily married and accepted and loved is DEVASTATING in the best possible way. Watching them having to grapple and struggle with the idea that softness and gentleness is something that they can actually have without it being a weakness + them falling for Olu and Archie all over again (plus all the lovely friendship scenes with Lucius, Pete, Izzy, Roach, and the others) actively rewrote my brain chemistry. 10/10.

@polikate @possumsmushroom @yuenity @bricksbloggyplace @ruecrown

#garlicule rides again #literally this time #oluwande boodhari #jim jimenez #archie jimenez #oluwande jimenez #jim x archie x oluwande #captain oluwande boodhari #amnesia #moodboard #lyrics #the killers #miss atomic bomb #fanfic #fic rec #aletterinthenameofsanity #ao3 #archie ofmd #ofmd #this fic has so many gutwrenching lines it was so hard to choose just one excerpt #it actively rewrote my brain chemistry #polyamory #17k masterpiece

[piereoglyphics]

( cant reblog with a video i will kill )

@irl-morros-account RAAAAHHHH

#glyph screams #literally this time

[abysslll]

the nostalgia of the childhood whimsy i used to feel when i listened to this song just kicked me in the face

#I HAVENT HEARD IT IN YEARS #I STARTED CRYING THE SECOND IT STARTED PLAYING I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND IT #this song is the reason i start learning japanese. #god god god #luce cries over song lyrics #literally this time #Spotify

[dc-and-damirae]

damian, (hungover): Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was King of Bunnies.

beast boy: I would, but then would be lying to m'lord the King of Bunnies.

#that party had everyone fucked up #teen titans on crack #literally this time #teen titans #damian wayne #damain wayne #damian al ghul #damian robin #robin #beast boy #self proclaimed #party animal #garfield logan #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect teen titans quotes #incorrect dc quotes #teen titans incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #dc funny #dc comcis #dc comics #dc universe #dc teen titans #dc titans

[msviolacea]

My face behind the cut, because I'm actually pretty happy with how I look today for once and want to preserve this rare occasion.

Some days 40-something isn't that terrifying. It just has very large hair and needs to stretch a little.

#oh look it me #literally this time

[rossithepixie]

Alrighty here’s the video me helping out a small friend along with a voice reveal.

(The dog in the video is my ex’s dog and the only thing i miss from that time. I spent two years training him)

@hauntedhearthowl @strawberrystepmom @pastelle-rabbit @icy-spicy just tagged a few people who i thought might like to hear me do a voice reveal i hope you don’t mind

Edit: suddenly got shy about posting my voice so it probably wont stay up long…

#the pixie speaks #literally this time #honestly surprised I didn’t find more stunned birds on the boardwalk considering how many of the casinos just have walls of glass #my roommate says my voice is normally a bit deeper than this

[gophergal]

Consider: when a cat goes to starclan, their spirit manifests as something representing their personality/role in the clan/ect

#gopher art #warrior cats #wc designs #firestar #fireheart #playing with the idea of him being a "light in the dark' and having a firey spirit #literally this time

[townofcrosshollow]

The store I work at finally made the switch from plastic to reusable bags, and jesus christ, customers' reactions are INFURIATING.

On the most annoying but least pernicious side, there's the "Oh, are you gonna charge me for it?!" people who feel entitled to getting 5 free bags every time they go to the grocery store that they will then throw in the trash because they can't be arsed to fucking pay less than $2 for 5 bags and leave them in the fucking trunk of their car like every other human being in the fucking country has been doing for like 5 goddamn years now. Sometimes they even have the gall to say "What, you're charging for bags now? That's ridiculous!" as if every grocery store in the country has not been charging money for plastic bags for the past.... like decades???

But there are ones that are potentially even worse. When I ask "Do you need any bags today?" people will quite often tell me a number like 7, 10, hell, even higher than 10. And then when I pull out our reusable bags, they go "Oh, those things? Uh... only 3." And then they proceed to pack all of their groceries into half the number they asked for of the same sized bags. It happens every fucking day now. They literally never need to ask for more bags. So people know how to pack their bags efficiently, they know the minimum number of bags they'll need for the groceries they're buying, and they don't fucking care as long as they can throw them in the trash immediately after they get home.

But the worst, the absolute WORST, is when instead of revising their number down from 10 to 4, they see the blue cloth bag come up from under the counter and they say... "I have bags in the car." YOU HAVE BAGS IN THE FUCKING CAR????? And instead of bringing them inside, or bringing the cart to your car to bag them there, you decided to purchase TEN FUCKING PLASTIC BAGS AND THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE?!?!?!?!?!

It's not even that plastic bags are particularly bad for the environment (they kinda are), it's just that this is like two thirds of the damn people who ask me for bags!!! It's so many people!!!!! How!!!!!!!!!

#incoherent rambling #literally this time #i am DONE #<- is tired from work today lmao