#lmao real answer:

[emry-stars-art]

why do you draw kevin so yummy? 🤨

#lmao real answer: #idk what to tell you anon I work off vibes alone #and Kevin day lives in my head as the most gorgeous man alive #(until he opens his mouth) #(you know how it is) #but god you all just WAIT until I start drawing jean with a frequency #i am not immune to sad pretty boys #aftg #all for the game #asks #kevin day #thank you though I did have a good laugh reading this ask 😂

[d4ydream-girl]

comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!

ft. mythical, thomas sanders, and www.chess.com?? lol

#courtney miller #shayne topp #smosh #shourtney wedding #shourtney #smoshblr #if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight #thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT #theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank #real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this #the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO #this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke #tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing #even if im dying for answers #head vs heart ykwim #“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now” #now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #amanda lehan canto #anthony padilla #damien haas #sarah whittle #arasha lalani #noah grossman #olivia sui #trevor evarts #tommy bowe #ian hecox #spencer agnew

[lokh]

#poll #i wanted to put the 'im bald' answer at least once lmao. #i think for me it depends. if im just like running an errand real quick #who give a shit. but if im like being fancy i guess they gotta match #I JUST REALISED 'I DONT WEAR NAIL POLISH' IS A VERY OBVIOUS ALTERNATE ANSWER OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ill just have to assume a lot of people are bald instead lol <3

[m0rbs]

If you could only show someone one episode of any Star Trek series what episode would you pick? :)

That one where Spock's tits are huge and it looks like he just forgot to wear his binder

#in all seriousness this is a very difficult question I'll be real #there are a lot of episodes i adore and a lot i think are really important? #baseline everyone should watch trouble with tribbles even if they never watch another episode #but i like showing journey to babel to my friends and freaking out. #but that's just TOS! #there are so many tng eps people should watch (data episodes mostly lmao) and the entirety of ds9 is just. augh. #i think my serious answer despite it all would be the first ep of ds9 actually though. ik it's a two parter #but it's just such a beautiful introduction to what might be the best show I've ever seen #and the topics it touches on are handled phenomenally

[possibly-not-a-ghost]

I've been thinking about your fake cryptids real ghosts thing nonstop, rent free in my head. That's all

All according to plan! Here's another blurb because everyone in this fandom is a gift.

So, I for one can totally see the Batfamily trying to find out where Danny set up is Haunt in Gotham because Dead Ghost Child and the implications of their first meeting. Actually, let's talk about their first meeting because it's related.

Danny bringing gifts to the biggest shrine to declare his arrival. He brings Robin a cool knife he found in the GZ (Or maybe it was a gift who knows.) Point is, it's a spooky knife, and like...nice postcard of sunrises, blue skies and other Pretty places because man, the Bats don't ever leave Gotham and aren't seen in daylight hours what if they miss it or haven't seen it and some homemade (slightly ectro-contaminated cause it was made in the GZ) Bat-themed cookies. No one Knows they're bat-themed until Danny explains. (They look like those sad misshapen spider-man ice cream cones but god did Danny and Jazz Try and intentions are what matter here.)

They meet, Danny throws them into existential crisis' because Ghosts and of course they're trying to find him so they can (adopt him, make sure he's okay, ask what who's hunting him cause WHAT) And instead of the usual shenanigans of them meeting Danny as human or Phantom, the only one to ever meet Danny is Alfred.

Danny who got help from a really nice British guy when he was trying to figure out what to give as offerings to the Bats and might've been having a small crisis because 'what if they don't let us stay and we have to go to somewhere like eugh Metropolis.' and ends up latching onto the first Nice Adult he meets during said crisis.

Danny & Jazz who just so happen to bump into the the Nice Adult while grocery shopping (Alfred who has a schedule for the family shopping and Jazz who always says having a set routine is Healthy.) and the two keep trying to politely ask how to adult and do cooking because let's be real. While Jazz has done her best to feed herself and Danny a better diet the Fenton kitchen was a disaster zone and there's only so much you can do when you're food keeps trying to attack you. There's much more to your food than striking it back down after all.

Also here's another meme.

#dp x dc #fake cryptid batfam #fake cryptids real ghosts au #danny phantom #there's so many ways you could go. I am an angst machime but I am just in a silly goofy mood #I made the memes on my phone forgive the quality lmao #plus Alfred unknowingly helping out Danny pick out gifts for his family makes me smile #Jazz asks the BEST PERSON about hard to get out stains by pure accident because you can't convince me that ectoplasm is an easy clean #this got away from me a little whoops #but love for Alfred is forever #rook posts stuff #asks and answers

[lennsart]

*Aggressively throws ravioli at you*

I feel like I’m trying to bribe or tempt people into the ship lol. But it’s so worth it

I am being

Ravioli'd D:

#No but for real they have an interesting dynamic I like them #But I also love to see them being married platonically for the taxes lmao #I just like seeing them interact whether they kiss or not :D #Thanks for your ask Breanna :) I hope my silly answer made you smile ! #linked universe #ravioliship #ravioli ship #I don't remember which tag is the right one so. both is good #lu legend #lu ravio #ask answer #my art #(?)

[fizzily]

merman jotaro

it's his dream

#this is probably not what you expected lmao #jjba #diu #josuke higashitaka #jotaro kujo #my art #first ask ever answered we are starting off real strong #asks

[druidshollow]

what would you look like as an Iterator...

idk this probably

#im so sorry ive got this ask twice now ill answer it for real some time LMAO #ive been meaning to design one but designing sonas is weird

[shima-draws]

Me now: I want to draw!

Me inevitably when I get home:

#Nah the real answer is that I’ll be in too much pain to draw :’))) #Shima speaks #But also in bed yes. Probably playing Genshin. LMAO

[jackpiastri]

just some of dino’s biggest fans today during his insta live 😝😝

#they’re so cute #he was completely ignoring them though #only saying like ‘my biggest fan ollie is here’ but not answering their questions 😔 #then ollie came into the room and was talking real loud to someone lmao #cant wait to see them all on the track again tomorrow <33 4 days of no racing is too long #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #f2 #formula 2 #formula two #f3 #formula 3 #formula three #dino beganovic #ollie bearman #zak o'sullivan #pepe marti #jak crawford

[emry-stars-art]

Hello! may i request Andreil and no. 4 for the mistletoe drawing meme??

@oddgreyhound you guys had the same brain for a second there and I LOVE it

Requests are open until the end of Dec ‘23 💕

#Andrew ‘cat behavior’ Minyard strikes again #will anyone else get a real kiss instead of headbonk? #remains to be seen #the answer might lie in how much y’all want real kandrew sooooo 👀 #lmk #headbonk lmao. one word now #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #asks #mistletoe ask #requests #chibi #digital

[poorlydrawneridan]

........do trolls feel. pleasure. from their horns being touched

CA: .

CA: WWWWHAT

CA: WWHY WWOULD Y-

CA: OK.

CA: im assumin you havve at least enough knowwlege a basic fuckin biology to understand this chart despite askin that godawwful question

CA: as you can see

CA: a good fuckin part a horns are just keratin no nervves no nothin you cant evven feel em let alone get off on em bein touched

CA: an evven the part that does have nervves an shit is underneath all that bullshit so you can barely feel anythin under the top layer the only part you can really feel is near to the base an it certainly aint fuckin pleasuring to get poked in the horn

CA: howw wwould anyone fuckin

CA: you thought

CA: and sol

CA: eughh im out

#homestuck #eridan ampora #askblog #anon #bdhs #hornporn is officially not real on this channel sorry yall #this was a very fun answer to do tho lmao

[ohbo-ohno]

this is bad. this is REALLLLL bad. i was just a normal gal til I read your ghoap puppy play. i. just. what the fuck. now, first of all, i’m even MORE kinky than before, and you’ve infected my writing too

like soap gets all pouty when ghost first starts training because what the hell, he didn’t sign up for this :((( and like when ghost makes him sleep in the crate because he’s been bad, edges him for weeks because mutts don’t get rewards, he can’t help but hump the bars and whine all night ‘til ghost groans, wakes up, and then degrades him until he falls silent again :(((

and ghost doesn’t even give a shit. cuz it doesn’t matter if Johnny is our talking with literally anyone on base, ghost can literally just say a few little words and poor soap just slips right back into the puppy headspace :(( and then he gets all whiney when they’re alone and can’t help it when he starts to bark, nuzzling closer like the good boy he is :(((

omg ew what have I become

i love hearing that my stuff is what got people into puppyplay but it never fails to fucking BLOW my mind. ME??? are you sure????

anyways the last paragraph of this ask made me loooooooose my fucking mind. i don't think you meant it this way but i would KILL to be able to write hypno properly, there's sooo much fun there. hypnotizing someone to be your puppy.... they don't know why they feel like dropping to their knees every time you whistle :(((

equally as fun, of course, is just regular ol' training. ghost getting soap conditioned to certain signals and sounds, doing it so casually that soap doesn't even notice. goes so far that soap stops responding to commands from other people - the first time soap looks to ghost instead of price in the field (ignoring price, waiting for ghost), simon nearly fucking melts. praises his boy for hours when they get home

"ghost makes him sleep in the crate because he’s been bad, edges him for weeks because mutts don’t get rewards, he can’t help but hump the bars and whine all night ‘til ghost groans, wakes up, and then degrades him until he falls silent again" has been something i've been meaning to actually write a full scene out for for MONTHS now but i never have. it's just. godddddddd i fucking. ugh i can't. SO goddamn hot, it's egregious. i can't

ghost playing with soap (even in public) with miscellaneous items... love. ceilidh has this tweet that i haven't stopped thinking about since she posted it. just...

ghost making soap grab him things by saying "fetch that for me" and eventually shortening it to just "fetch" :( holding things a little too long when he offers them to johnny, making him play a quick game of tug of war :( grabbing johnny by the jaw and shaking his head real rough when he's not listening :( taking him on walks when he gets all wound up so he doesn't make a mess of himself or ghost's room :( goddamn i could write a whole drabble for every single one of these ideas if i was in the right fucking mood. hate it here

#“omg ew” is sending me lmfao #asks and answers #ghoap #anyways i need this ask engraved on my brain thx #wish i had the energy to actually write something for it :( sorry anon #i just havent had the brain power for Real Smut recently and i don't want this one to rot in my inbox lol #bo writes #for later puppy play inspo lmao

[panic-flavored]

since you’ve been drawing young robotnik lately I had an idea for the merman au: what if he saw/briefly met a merperson as a kid? I imagine no one would’ve believed him at the time (I could also see the other kids bullying him for “making it up”) which caused him to be stubborn abt it for decades and led to his current-day study of them.

It was a rare day where the kids at Ivo's orphanage were awarded a beach day. No one ever bothered to teach Ivo how to swim, however, so he wasn't planning on getting too close to the water until his towel got taken away by the wind. What he saw that day by the water's edge changed him forever, though, instilling in him a life-long interest in marine biology.

Bonus:

(Be warned I will take ANY OPPORTUNITY to insert the 'forgotten first meeting' trope, no exceptions)

#stobotnik #agent stone #dr. eggman #dr. robotnik #jimbotnik #sonic movies #stobotnik merman au #sonic the hedgehog #I can get away with this because merfolk have long livespans!!! #i just want them to meet as children okay!!! #is this canon? no idea #i just thought it was adorable #anon I am SO SORRY it took me so long to answer this ask lmao #i have no real excuse i've just been busy

[fear-ze-queer]

a couple things that don't make sense to me regarding gregory being the one to make the elevator fall:

- if he knew exactly where cassie was to lead her to the elevator, it's likely because he could see her somehow. and if he could, wouldn't he know it really WAS her in the elevator and that it was safe to let her escape? wouldn't he be able to see that the mimic didn't get in?

- if he did know it was her in the elevator, what was the point of making her fall? how was that supposed to keep the mimic trapped? if he did it because he didn't want the mimic using the elevator, he could've waited until after cassie got out to break it.

- how is the mimic supposed to "follow" gregory and his friend(s)? there isn't a way, at least that we know of, that would allow the mimic to know their location and track them down (other than maybe the fazwatch, but that feels like a bit of a stretch).

- if gregory is in the building, where is he hiding that he can 1) see where cassie is, 2) access her walkie talkie, and 3) only do so starting at the scene before the mimic chase?

- if he was able to access cassie's walkie talkie, why couldn't he do so until the mimic chase? why didn't he say anything earlier and tell her to leave?

- how the hell did he even cut the elevator's wires? whether he was inside the building or not, he would likely have to do it from a distance, but how? is there, like, a button or something that just breaks the fuckin wires??? was he somehow hiding close enough that he was able to just snip them himself???? (i'm not an engineer so maybe there's a very easy way he could've done it and i just don't realize)

- if he had access to the camera inside the elevator and could talk to cassie through it, wouldn't it make sense for him to have access to other cameras? and if he did have access to them, why would he not talk to cassie that way? every time we've ever been able to view security cams— in both the base game and ruin— there have been multiple in one area, and i don't understand why that would suddenly change for only one ending scene. maybe that's somehow the only functioning camera, but if that one survived, it's likely that other ones did as well.

- what was the point of leading cassie to the elevator if he was only going to let her die? he already knew the mimic was after her, and she was going to die anyway, so why lead her all the way to the elevator instead of just letting the mimic get to her?

idk, things just seem pretty fishy to me. there are probably some other things i forgot, once i think of more i'll reblog this :)

#also why would they have mimic pretending to be gregory the *entire time* then suddenly decide to add the ''real gregory'' for like two+ #+minutes at the end? seems a little weird to only have him for a couple minutes especially since he betrays us #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #fnaf ruin #security breach ruin #fnaf ruin spoilers #security breach ruin spoilers #ruin spoilers #fnaf cassie #security breach cassie #ruin cassie #fnaf gregory #security breach gregory #fnaf mimic #fnaf the mimic #some of these might have very easy answers and i'm just dumb lmao #maybe gregory didn't even break the elevator!! maybe it was weak/about to snap & he somehow knew it would break

[anonymouspuzzler]

Are you ok?

a soft little kitten is nestled in my arms purring so sweetly RIGHT NOW

#anonymous puzzler answers #kuriouskuri #very weird ask i must be real LMAO