sometimes I lay at night thinking what exactly did daisy write in the description of alec hardy's tinder profile and what pictures did she use that made her think that could get women to swipe right on him. was it selfies? was it candid photos she took? was alec wearing that blue jumper on and reading a paper with his legs crossed in the photos? I need to know
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its a really big bummer to see the mass success of bg3, to see how many artists and players alike have enjoyed this game and yet, somehow, almost every time, wyll is magically not mentioned or drawn, featured in a video, hes not adored or hated
so far the fandom just generally acts like hes not even there. and it makes me sad to see the single black companion get this level of people ignoring him, his arc, his personality, even just people disliking or hating him
instead the only thing that caught any wind was how quickly a mod came out to make wyll white. how fucking sad.
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I think Destiny really just wants to edit his Book, but there are- for that reason- NO WRITING UTENSILS in the Garden of Forking Ways.
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Desire when Destiny visits: Well, hello, big brother! Is there anything you desire that I can get to make your visit more pleasurable?
Destiny: I desire a pen.
Desire: ... Srsly? :/
...
Dream: Destiny, it has been some time since you've visited my realm. Is something wrong?
Destiny:...
Dream:...
Destiny: You know... a pen would be a dream come true for me.
Dream: (-'_'-) Not this again.
....
Despair: Back again, brother?
Destiny: Yes.
Despair:... Is it about the pens?
Destiny: .... I think you know the answer to that.
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(Delirium frolicking with electric butterflies while Destiny stands next to her.)
Destiny: Delirium. Apple.
Delirium: PEN!?
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it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.
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