#man these are so good

[mightymizora]

Hey, it’s been awhile! I’m sorry your personal life has been tumultuous. My dad’s favorite advice to give in hard times was ‘this too shall pass.’ It always pissed me off, but he was, annoyingly, correct.

Now isn’t forever.

Anyhow… favorite head-canons…

Lae’zel

Githyanki are supreme predators. Their hearing and eyesight is far above a human’s but, as a result, there have been some evolutionary trade-offs. Their sense of smell is abysmal, and they don’t have any sweetness receptors on their tongues.

No two Giths’ spots are alike. In the Astral Sea, these spots glow on a wavelength of light that most other species can’t see. It’s a special bioluminescence just for them.

Lae’zel was much smaller than others in her clutch, and so she had to work twice as hard to succeed. Not only is she a skilled fighter and tactician, but she’s also a master trapper.

She has an oral fixation, though she doesn’t realize it. When she’s concentrating hard, she usually has something in her mouth, like a quill, the tip of her dagger, or her fingernails. As a result, she gives phenomenal head.

Gale

He has a tummy. Sorry, it’s the truth. He’s also got a thick treasure trail from his belly button to his ‘treasure.’

‘Dekarios’ sounds like such a Greek name to me, and all I can think of when he talks about his mother is the classic Greek mother stereotype. His mother’s significantly louder than him, and she tended to spoil him when he was younger. His mother 100% disapproved of Mystra, and it took Elminster and Gale to dissuade her from attacking the goddess on sight.

Brushing his hair is a sure way to his heart.

Wyll

His first tryst was with the son of his father’s castellan. Wyll swore up and down that he was in love, but when his father found out, he had the other boy sent away. Wyll was heartbroken.

Wyll’s a horse girl. He used to love riding as a child, and when there was little to do, he would go to the stables and work with the horses.

He’s still getting used to his horns, but he was pleasantly surprised to find that they were erogenous zone. He doesn’t like them tickled, but he really enjoys when his partner yanks his head back with them.

Orin

When she was young, and just figuring out her powers, she would change into other novices if she got in trouble. Neither Sarevok nor her mother could tell the difference. The Dark Urge could, and they beat her soundly for it. Nobody knows Orin quite like the Dark Urge does.

She’s a chronic insomniac. When she was younger, she’d wander around and scream for attention. Nobody would come.

She’s a sadist, but sex is something that terrifies her. I have some more headcanons about that, but they’re very Dead Dove: Do Not Eat.

Raphael/Haarlep

Raphael hasn’t slept with mortals since Haarlep’s arrival. There’s nothing the man loves more than his own face. However, he’s often a voyeur when Haarlep has company. He comes embarrassingly quickly when Haarlep lavishes someone else and is lavished in turn. He’s a cuck.

Haarlep was Mephistopheles’s incubus before Raphael. They were sent away after angering Mephistopheles, and Raphael was the punishment. Haarlep can’t stand Raphael, and the feeling is very much mutual. Haarlep is the only one who understands Raphael, and it pisses the both of them off. It’s passive-aggressive banter and innuendo all the time with those two.

That’s really all I’ve got. Hope you enjoyed!

- 🫀

BELOVED HEART ANON. You are incredibly correct on all of these. Literally all galaxy brained takes.

I wanna give Wyll and Orin hugs and brush Gale's hair please.

#headcanons #man these are SO GOOD

[brokenpiecesshine]

Blue Edge Compass on Instagram, 27/02/2023.

Black Veil Brides - UK Tour Newcastle you were an absolute dream! @andyblack @ceesespieces @jinxxed4life @jakepittsbvb @lonnyeagleton @blackveilbrides Drop me a follow... :)

#Man these are so good #concert #live #2023 #black veil brides #Bvb #Andy Biersack #Andy Black #Cc #Christian coma #Jinxx #lonny eagleton #Jake pitts

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

#my art #laios touden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi laios #hanged man #falin touden #dungeon meshi spoilers #cw blood #walk it off kid walk it off #I really thought hanged man was a good choice for this moment #hanged man is all about sacrifice and introspection and intuition #and a moment of trials that lead to clarity #also when he was falling??? with the blood out of the dragons mouth??? #stunning #i love him so much #the line art for this was so fast and then I colored and revolted the flats for like. 20 hours #like how it turned out in the end tho #kavaleyre

[suiheisen]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

#augh it was so good i couldn't stop thinking about it #and also i need to rewatch it because i kept getting distracted by dev patel's big beautiful eyes..... #does he have a licence for those #the mythology the politics the sectarian strife the hijra community and outsiders... he wove so many things together so beautifully #and also. he gave us an adorable dog. which is necessary to me. #and also he took his shirt off multiple times. #monkey man #dev patel #vipin sharma #spoilers #long post #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[pbnmj]

THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!

#atsv spoilers #atsv #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #left the theatre knowing my gf is coming back immediately ofc had to draw this . #written hobie's dialogue here as though someone might incidentally forget he's british. LOL #sorray brits i will never be good at ur slang. i think bruv is a liiiittle old but he also said mandem so whatever #wanker/geezer is rly not used anymore but im sorry . i refuse to keep looking up british slang. its too hard #hobie brown #peter parker #spider-man noir #spider-punk #spiderman noir #spider punk #itsv #spiderman #into the spiderverse #my art

[emily-e-draws]

RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

#game changer #dropout tv #brian david gilbert #every time bdg is on a dropout show it adds a year to my life. #man this latest ep was so good

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #marcille donato #laios touden #The foreshadowing of the laios's barking is so funny. It isn't even just Marcille's flashback. It's everywhere. #It's the love of dogs. How he intimidates the basilisk. General fascination with creatures and their behaviours. #This is a man who is would not be a furry per say but would own a fursuit for the fascination of the craft. #Laios is the guy in the forums rating people's hybrid fursonas for nothing but the love of creatures. #Dog Laios would use his powers to go into dog-free restaurants. #That human impression is so good. One might say 'Woah who's that confident hairy guy? Alright boss; in you go.' #He would be the no.1 customer of a New York Deli that has no legal business license but makes the best sandwiches in the city. #“Would Senshi run it?” I think he would also be a dog in this theoretical AU. Which...makes the scene even funnier actually. #A comic in which everyone is dogs was never something I thought I'd make but here we are! #Marcille is a borzoi (elf of dogs). Tolden siblings are golden lab-retrievers. #Senshi is a scottish terrier. Chilchuck is harder; I need to think on that one. Another terrier perhaps. #Happy Thistle Thursday once again. I hope this comic makes someone laugh half as much as I did while drawing it.

[et-in-arkadia]

this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself

#thanks michael #this is also like #devastating in a way #like thinking of him playing aziraphale #with aziraphale desperate to be alive #to connect to breathe to see to touch #michael giving all of that over in his performance so that aziraphale can live again through him #i’m mortally wounded #michael sheen #good omens #fucking michael sheen man #creativity

[greykolla-art]

Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”

*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️

(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)

#grey art #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin alastor #alastor #auntie grey needs to take a nap now Jesus Christ #I’m really happy this fixation is pushing me to do grand comic projects like this- but I’m TIRED. #😂😂😂 #my theory is that alastor wants Charlie’s soul cause she’s insanely powerful or special #and she could probably take him out in one strike #but she would never do that cause she is so sweet and lovely #she’s like a gentle giant in terms of power #but she’s not stupid or childish or meek #she’s such a compassionate leader and good friend I love her so much #and then there’s alastor with his manipulative charismatic energy #I think he’ll underestimate her in the end #man i’m so tired #hazbin hotel fanart

[meraarts]

I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.

#for me I’m rereading Frankenstein #it’s such a good book man #I mean everyone knows that it’s literally one of the most influential books ever but #it’s so good #tag game #mera speaks

[hansoeii]

GOOD OMENS SEASON 3 IS HAPPENING SO I SHALL REPOST ALL OF MY GOOD OMENS ART IN CELEBRATION!! 🥳❤️

WAHOO!!!

#i'm SO excited you don't understand #i was so terrified we weren't gonna see them again #BUT NOW ITS OFFICIAL #THEYRE COMING BACK!! #Good Omens #Good Omens fanart #Good Omens 3 #man it feels nice to say good omens 3 #Neil Gaiman #Aziracrow #ineffable husbands #my art #aziracrow fanart

[hattersarts]

>>> Risk ineffable husbands, 7 pages

here's a little comic, it's not completely show!gomens compliant but its headcanons i enjoy

comic notes under cut :)

I enjoy Az already realising he likes Crowley by the time Adam appears but hasn't yet worked out what to do with that information bc acts-of-service Crowley Can't Talk, Wont Talk.

Crowley on the other hand has been VERY GOOD at ignoring why he spends so much of his time around Az so only on the crux of YOU'RE GOING TO LOOSE HIM did anything manage to force its way through to his brain. (i did not enjoy crowley being told he was in love with az in s2, i think he could have worked it out himself)

i rly enjoy hcs where they started sleeping together and with humans for fun (i mean the ox ribs scene sets some v good precedent for this) az sleeps with humans bc he indulges! he likes pleasure! crowely on the other hand is very bad at catching feelings and doesnt like it when they die so has mostly only slept with az (did i mention he's VERY good at ignoring his feelings) but they probably haven't slept together for a few hundred years when adam pops up.

my compliant show!hcs are still that az knows he loves crowley (i mean the scene with jim where he leaps out of the chair to attempt to protect crowley saying no he defo doesnt know ANYONE who he feels that way with, don't look closely at anyone he is with) and is just sort of sitting on it still, waiting for any hint from crowley, planning a ball definitely only for humans and no other reason. Crowley is obviously very protective of Az but he still hasn't clicked why he's worried about him but he doesn't have the excuse of heaven or hell anymore so it wouldn't have taken much for him to work it out (hello one of his first lines in s2 is "you ever think, what's the point?" the point is love you idiot)

(book!gomens is just they're already married and have been fucking for centuries but the book just doesnt mention that.)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #this is slightly more old man yaoi than yuri (iykyk) #posting this here first so when i re-read it in lik 3 hrs before i post to twitter i can fix all the mistakes i see #comic

[nekophy]

Peak babygirl rizz👑🐍

#hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #lilith hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #eve hazbin hotel #my art #im obsessed with this man he's so pretty #the millie pose looks so good on him 💘 #lucifer morningstar

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

#it’s just??? #at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world #why is death from stress the end game for so many of them #this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life #rambling #I still never got over miura’s passing man #and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork #it’s just… all so bleak #fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful #your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now #I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good #this should be normalized

[phantomrose96]

Actually the funniest part of the entire James Somerton debacle is the response his cowriter Nick gave. For context, Hbomberguy talks a bit about Nick as a cowriter, and there is not any strong evidence implicating Nick of also plagiarizing, so Hbomberguy takes the angle of "Nick is probably not (also) responsible for the plagiarism".

Nick's response?

To claim he could not be part of the plagiarism, because he does not read. And does not do research...

SOURCE: I Fact-Checked The Worst Video Essayist On YouTube - YouTube, video essay by Todd in the Shadows.

The second screen cap is maybe a tongue-in-cheek joke... but bold choice when everyone's eyes are on you to respond to serious allegations. And this screencap doesn't include the other wishy-washy statements, pre-video, from Nick saying to the effect of "I write based on vibes. I come up with an idea and ruminate on it." For research videos. For educational videos about queer history and queer media culture.

Adds flavor to the Todd video, which goes through two-dozen examples of Somerton videos which just claim... provably factually incorrect bullshit.

This guy is a writer. An author. You could not waterboard "I don't read" out of me if I were aiming to launch a writing career.

Beating the plagiarism allegations by confidently asserting you suck too bad to ever get that far.

#hbomberguy #just... so fascinated with this #like was it an admittance under duress? #like 'no officer i did not kill that man because I was spending the night with my mistress' #or is it like a roundabout flex... like 'im a writer who doesnt read (and look how good my writing is just naturally)' #i wanna know