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todayontumblr · 10 months
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Wednesday, June 21.
Welcome Home, Cheaters #196.
Well, well, well. Well. Well, well. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well. Well. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. Well well. Well well well well well. Well, well. 
Wait. Where are our manners? What we mean to say, of course, is well-come! A warmest, heartiest greetin' to you. We heard rumors of a bit of a kerfuffle, a bit of squibblin'-squabblin', a bit of bother down at The Old Mill. And by The Old Mill, of course, we mean those good folks over at #reddit, a nearby settlement, who seem to be havin' a bit of trouble with somethin' this that or other. Now, we's the types to mind our own business—other people's bother ain't nothin' to do with us—but we couldn't help noticin' an influx of weary, but cheery, travelers over at #196. It seems you folks in need of a place to stay. Well, we folks are awful gracious, awful magnanimous, if you whill, so I guess we've just gots one thing to say to all you new faces... 
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With that, all that's left to be said to the good folk of #196 is welcome. Welcome aboard, me hearties. 
You're gonna love it x
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kapitanbank · 9 months
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msboutofcontext · 2 years
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crabussy · 1 year
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hey. don’t cry. crush four cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and pasta of your choice ok?
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avephelis · 8 months
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just wanted to say it's really awesome seeing the positive reception to chunky mikey LOVE YOU ALL 🧡🧡
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hearty-an0n · 9 months
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when the non-human character wants so desperately to be human
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princessfbi · 3 months
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Listen, we talk about Buck’s dumb luck and Madney’s series of misfortunes but……. It would be Bobby and Athena who would just be trying to have a relaxing evening on their spontaneous sailing death trap of a vacation and run into pirates.
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tinylittlelilac · 1 year
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CRYING AT THE RESPONSE TO MY LAST POST. oh my god. I hope you like tatsumayo too they are my loves.. tumblr even though I don’t know how you work I love the tiny people in my phone
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loversmore · 1 year
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for hyunsung ♡
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the waste land
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peacekeeperangel · 2 months
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The CRK Pirate OC Challenge!
Hello everyone! So I've set up a little list of prompts for writing/drawing for all these Pirates I've been seeing wandering across my field as of late. But I'm going to make it a little more interesting.
If possible please either pick up four Six-Sided dice or use this dice generator and roll out a random number- that number will be your prompt! Cause pirates live on chance y'see?
If you take this challenge please do not read your options before you roll, but if you are uncomfortable with the result do go ahead and re-roll. Thank you and I hope you enjoy these prompts
1. Lunch! Your crew is having a meal in the ship’s mess. Do they behave themselves? What are they eating? BONUS: you show either the Cooking process or the cleanup
2. Dead End Race- your oc is sailing in competition with other oc pirate crews! (Bonus: What is the prize at the end?)
3. Your Crew have somehow made it to the Vanilla Kingdom! Costume swap for the win? (Note: If you don’t follow the CRK game/lore feel free to re-roll)
4. Soon May the Wellerman Come~ pick an appropriately sea-themed song for this prompt!
5. UNO REVERSO! Your OC has done a complete 180! What do they look/act like now?
6. Someone on the Crew has done a Naughty. How does your OC punish their sailor? 7. Sea Monster Attack! It’s up to your OC’s crew to save their ship. How does it go?
8. Your OC has gotten sick. Who looks after them and do they behave as a patient? BONUS: How’d they get sick anyway?
9. Your Crew have somehow made it to the Hollyberry Kingdom! Costume Swap for the win? (Note: if you don’t follow the CRK game/lore feel free to re-roll) 10. Someone needs to look after the Cannons. Does it go well or does it go poorly? 11. Bananas and Coconuts. No I will not explain further, your OC must deal with Bananas and Coconuts.
12. Your OC encounters a pool of water that turns everything it touches into solid gold. How did they discover it and how do they deal with it? 13. Your OC encounters a very snooty treacherous noble who has your OC dead to rights. How does your character Jack Sparrow their way out of this one?
14. Draw your OC as a human/meme. If you’re doing this as a writing challenge then you must write a story with as many dad jokes as possible!
15. Drinking Contest! Team up with a friend and have your OC’s in a drinking competition! Decide the winner by rolling a six-sided die, the winner will be whoever rolls higher! (Note: if you’re too nervous to ask anyone, please re-roll)
16. Your OC got into a bind and now must use their Charisma to escape. Are they successful or cringey?
17. Your Crew have somehow made it to the Dark Cacao Kingdom! Costume Change FTW? (Note: if you do not follow the CRK game/lore feel free to roll for a new prompt!)
18. Things are getting Lovecraftian around here. How does your OC cope with the squishy horribleness of it all?
19. A Captain must go down with their ship. Depict the last stand of your OC
20. Mutiny on board! What does your OC do? 21. Your Crew has Made it to the Golden Cheese Kingdom! Costume change for the win? (Note: if you don’t follow CRK game/lore feel free to re-roll)
22. GIANT BOULDER! AKA, your OC’s Indiana Jones moment. How do they handle it?
23. Depict your OC’s proudest moment.
24. Time for bed. Depict your OC sleeping (Bonus: Make it Wholesome/spicy as you see fit) EDIT BONUS: If you have Completed all 24 Prompts you must have the dreaded CABIN FEVER! Draw/write your OC concequences suffering Cabin Fever
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I know I already sent an ask confessing the same thing I'll confess again due to your recent works
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You make my Barnaby crush so much more worse like bro 😳
And even ignoring the crush, I love how you draw him so much
AAAAAAA OLD ART JUMPSCARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
psychic damage aside...
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satans-knitwear · 6 months
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i am here to plunder all the booty and shiver your timbers. 🏴‍☠️☠️
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
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jatsaro · 1 year
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(from jan 2022) // pov: homoerotic staring contest, requested by Pseudandry on twitter
(alt: catradora but from my Pirates of Etheria AU [SPoP x PotC] bc,,, yeah <3 )
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finnbin · 2 months
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Bart strumming a tune (what is he playing, wrong answers only)
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captain-camille · 2 months
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Thinking about what to write next...
why not let u guys chose?? 💙
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option 2 and 3 are requests by sweet anons :) thank you!!
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